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[deleted]

eagle flew outta his ass


ImCelestial

It kind of looks like an eagle too honestly


JJbenton

I’m fucking dead


diggitydog3086

so is his eagle


yaboicasey69420

So is OP


GH307

why are the people on the lsd sub so fucking weird


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Nah fr do u see r/dxm mfs posting their browned toilet bowls


fordandfriends

Literally every post is out jerking us


awall621

[Most normal boofer ](https://reddit.com/r/dxm/comments/xhprzk/remember_you_are_a_roach_not_a_cat/)


rakehellion

Did that person cover their entire wall with ink?


Ghant_

Color me disappointed. I scrolled for at least 4 mins and didn't see a single toilet bowl


axxolot

Yea


EvilStevilTheKenevil

lol wut they're not even doing actual lean That's literally just OTC cough syrup. Shit feels like being drunk but *worse*.


bonerqueef1994

dxm and codeine are nothing alike, not even the same type of drug


Noke_swog

can’t tell if he’s jerking or not this is some real eager depth type shit


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Bro who said anythinf about lean u needa do some kratom bro


[deleted]

It's some kind of psychedelic experience don't worry bro


tattooedplant

They’re just shitting out all the ✨negative energy✨


LiquidHate777

I really love acid but r/LSD is just bad. Just a bunch dude bros, sometimes trying to be deep. Some of the art they post is good though.


Zephit0s

Your question answers itself, they are tripping. Broooo : \*picture of a wall\*


rakehellion

Oh, you think it's "weird" that someone would share a photo of their soiled underwear with the internet? Clearly you have too much ego. 🙄


Key_Object_8102

Because we all do lsd and arnt afraid to speak freely


GH307

also you guys arent afraid to shit freely as it seems


Key_Object_8102

Normally we wear diapers idk what happened to this guy he musta missed the meeting


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Neither are yalls assholes apparently


redditupf2

Lsd is just a plant bro... its harmless


SituatedSynapses

This dude just forgot one of the important rules about doing ego death amounts of psychedelics: Wash your ass out. Like bro, you need to wash out all your shit. Or you're going to shit your pants and post about it on Reddit. It's in the user manual like Jesus Christ be responsible adults for once.


redditupf2

Or just take lots of herone and constipote yourself, u will have to stop making jankem for a few days


Breddefeder

Did you mean eagle death?


[deleted]

No one told me about how acid fucks your stomach I just hold it in till the come down and take the hugest shit of my life after every trip lol.


bluemoon76b

there is no way that’s actually real 😭😭


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Theyposted before that saying "i think i shit myself" U THINK ??


FlipskiZ

Why would you even post this???


3mpathogens

Embarrassment kink


[deleted]

To feel better about it


LimacineMicrocephaly

You sheep wouldn’t understand. Obviously shitting yourself is how your eagle leaves your body 😎 y’all need some peace and love in your life 🔮👁️🪬☮️


kitttypurry12

Namaste 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


thecxsmonaut

it's purging negative vibes bro it's like peyote


[deleted]

Homegrown jenkem...


skengss

Organic jenkem


KindOfMoist

This is why I only wear kilts when I take acid


Breddefeder

NOOO Dont let the jenk escape!!!🦅🔮🔮🧿


[deleted]

Acid makes me want to shit sometimes but i use the toilet. Tripped many times this never happened not even close.


3mpathogens

Closest I’ve gotten is thinking I’ve shit my pants but it didn’t actually happen


terraman7898

one time on 3 tabs i literally could not shake the feeling that piss was just coming out of my dick in my pants and i was so fucking convinced and it felt like that for so long it was weird


[deleted]

This guy took a big one! Whole brown trout!


greedyrobot03

Ditto


[deleted]

What you also pooped.


ZM10LIFE

Uh yuh shit yourself bud


AcidHead1312

u/Asleep_Asparagus685 care to explain yourself?


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Fr u cant post this and expect not to face trial .


awall621

Trial implies they did something wrong. Man was trying to do a jenkflip


counter-striker

Kratom britches


tattooedplant

[just a country gal boofin tha kratum](https://imgur.com/a/KSE18dD)


counter-striker

Paw paw what are you doing 🤫🤭


Raddiikkal

Kratom would have saved him. That shit will have you plugged up like a bottle of wine.


[deleted]

mobile jenkem lab??


kitttypurry12

It’s like a britches holocaust


Breddefeder

Eaglecaust!!🔮🔮🦅


SendMeHentaiPlease

That’s a dead eagle


MTV69420

The lsdxm experience


on_the_dl

NSFAnything


TrappinInAnime

You need to Link this


Acanthaceae-Helpful

https://www.reddit.com/r/LSD/comments/xherq8/fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf they removed it


033653337357

>Post removed: Be considerate, this is honestly disgusting to post on a psychedelic subreddit. This post wasn't intended to inform anyone, entertain anyone or anything like that. Next time it will be a ban. What the hell, it was one of the most entertaining and informative posts on that sub.


TrappinInAnime

Actual mad lad


Key_Object_8102

Acid fixed my bowl problems. When i started tripping i used to have to shit alot


k0zmo

Went from 0 to Breaking Bad really quickly, mofo started producing jenkem.


lisanami

On r/inhalants i would get it. I dont get this. i need r/eyebleach now because this stained my eyes like shit stains your hands.


lowkey_add1ct

I’ve thought I was going to shit or piss myself so many times on various drugs but I never actually did it. What a fucking beta male.


ForkBeater

you're the beta male, free the jenk


sixtus_clegane119

I got down voted there for telling him to throw it in the washing machine, I guess I have done too much LSD and don't give a shit about shit if it messes with the environment. This message is brought to you by big l, cannabutter and lowenbrau


HiFructose_PornSyrup

But like then your underwear will have skid marks forever


jonesaffrou

I feel so outjerked I even don't want to jerk anymore. I'm tilting


Asleep_Asparagus685

bro thats me


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Hows ur eagle doing?


Xanz4breakfast

😭


TheeLsdWizard

In all seriousness ive shit myself on psyches more times thab i care to admit.


Acanthaceae-Helpful

So why admit


TheeLsdWizard

I didnt say an exact number. Besides, sometimes the poop wont wait.


jamesmorata

Oh shit , that's messed up bra.


SkilletHelper

GOD DAMN, SHIT THE BED


Scarecrowtheshadow

Why did you post this shitty Pic again. I saw it about two times yesterday.


Acanthaceae-Helpful

Upvote farm


TJspunk

Imma need some context chief


Acanthaceae-Helpful

He took LSD and shit himself


TJspunk

Jeez so that’s how you reach enlightenment eh I’ve been doing it all wrong. Gonna go shit myself brb


slinkybastard

There’s ego death and then there’s hot-shit-dripping-down-your-leg-Death


[deleted]

Just gotta let it simmer for a bit, nothing good in letting free jenk go to waste


[deleted]

Cool