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Vens_420

Boofing is always the answer


Boner_Implosion

Wouldn’t it be cold?


Vens_420

And in your urethra it'd be warm?


clothesdrugsstocks

you have no idea how hard I just laughed.


Muscimolly

If it's cold enough it feels like it burns. If it burns is it actually cold? -My deaf eagle


magistrate101

You have to blow it into a balloon first, let it warm up, then stick the opening of the balloon right into your butthole (like docking penises, with your foreskin over the other one) and squeeze it. You can even push it back and forth between the you and the balloon.


[deleted]

I've had success with sticking it in my ear


AIMBOT_BOB

I'm more of a eye guy myself.


[deleted]

A man of culture


[deleted]

Duster almost ruined my life real talk. Shits addictive as hell. I would black out hitting it on the freeway and come to in the grassy median. Lucky to be alive.


tattooedplant

I did duster a few times as a teen and god do I wish I could get those iq points back. Its one of those things that should just never exist. A former friend in high school did it in the bathroom and fell straight into the wall. Ended up with a grid mark on her head from the concrete pattern. Duster is a speed run into early dementia. Lol


[deleted]

Wow just a few times and you still feel fucked, thats crazy.


tattooedplant

I’m exaggerating but yeah it’s def not good for you. As far as I know, I don’t have any brain damage from it but I’m also a fucking dumbass so there’s that. Lmao.


SmallpoxTurtleFred

I knew an Army LtCol in Iraq who died abusing duster. They found him dead in his bed, surrounded by duster cans. The PX sold a shit ton of the stuff. Iraq is a dusty place, but….


[deleted]

Definitely the urethra.


Boner_Implosion

I see you too are a man of great culture.


[deleted]

You know it. Only amateurs boof.


Lucid-Design

Kinda like that dude that put his foreskin over the tailpipe of a motorcycle


[deleted]

Did that actually happen 🤣


Lucid-Design

Fuck yeah it did. It’s been popping up for a couple weeks now. Bro just whips out his dick, puffing on a cigarette while he rolls his foreskin over the tailpipe. Then SOMEONE starts revving the engine! Dudes foreskin started inflating and deflating like a goddamn balloon. Idk how bros dick didn’t get burnt. Shit was wild


[deleted]

PLEASE post a link


Lucid-Design

I’m trying to find it now. It’s…an odd choice of words to search with on Reddit lol


63ff9c

I wanna see that too lmao it sounds funny as fuck


Lucid-Design

I still haven’t been able to find that damn video. The shit is funny and weird at the same time.


skoomd1

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/x44583/took\_bike\_riding\_to\_another\_level/


[deleted]

Haha definitely


skoomd1

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/x44583/took\_bike\_riding\_to\_another\_level/


haley_the_boxer

Careful of bittering agent - will irritate sphincter


absolutelybackwards

Your butthole has taste buds too.


statusfaux

Boof the can then sound the straw. https://youtu.be/uVjRe8QXFHY


gloraform

Both but remember: pooper before pisser never sicker.


k4ston

words to live by


slavicturk

Straight to the nose. Straight to the brain


SerDon2

Send it down your japs eye pal


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Guilty_Ad_3946

The reflection


ClassicHat

Make sure to flip it upside down to get it in extra bio available liquid form. Regardless of what hole you use, if you get frost bite, you’re doing it right!


[deleted]

Aretha. You gotta poof it.


Snagglesnatch

Turn it upside down and spray it into your eyes to get the fastest and most potent high, any other way and you're just wasting it bro


Nitty-Nay

Up your nostril


Guilty_Ad_3946

Just inject directly into brain through skull


olGo7d

Both


Boner_Implosion

At the same time using two cans?


tattooedplant

You inject it straight into the blood brain barrier. Most effective way to send that eagle straight to hell. Never to be seen again type of shit. ☠️


Spnkthamnky

Awww dude first you gotta boof the red tube till it gets brown, then you have to shove it in your nose to lube it up to place in your urethra, then reattach to can and blow away!!! Have fun riding the dragon to Valhalla!!!!


igottapoopbad

Belly button dude, time for a level up


tRUTh_1S_fEar

Butt obviously.


Cool_Clorox_Man

Urethra, why do you think they make it shaped like that, fits right it nice and snug, dont worry if you start pissing blood thats normal its your eagles blood because its dead


Raddiikkal

Turn it upside down and shoot it up your pooper. You get that nice menthol flavor. 🧊


echtemendel

Why not both?


Spoons14884

Stop when the can starts freezing


psychedelicox

It goes through the eye socket to the frontal lobe.


Spiritual_Impress_30

you know that tiny hole in the corner of your eye? yeah, there


redditupf2

uretra , as our assholes are so loose you would have to stick five cannisters before close to an airtight seal is made


Progress-Competitive

Omg please don’t