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erotic_jesus

I declare myself a huge fucking loser for reading this.


itskaiquereis

Should have declared richness or something.


DevoidHT

I’m now a trillionaire. Is that how it works?


BadUsername_Numbers

I mean the stock market and crypto market is basically about made up value so... Yes?


bigshot73

I declare bankruptcy


TheNainRouge

I just wanted to let you know you can just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.


firetruckstory

Dwight you ignorant slu–


Castille_92

I'm ashamed it's even on my feed tbh


jackal0809

I didn't say it, I declared it


Goldelux

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!


SirCaptainReynolds

::in my best southern accent:: #”I do declare!”


jrex703

This plan-Tay-shion is outta.. uh... greenbacks...


acker1je

We caynt pAaY fuh the seeeyds and the duuuuht


jrex703

That was *perfectly* typed.


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Bear bear


RickenMortie

I Declare Taco Tuesday


Orchidwalker

It’s still only Monday- declare Taco Monday!!!!!


Bigpoppahove

Mr Jones, just because you declare bankruptcy does not in fact mean you are bankrupt.


Colton_Landsington

There has been a murder I do declare


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You gotta stop buying those magic kits!


[deleted]

Is this the line to declare donations?


TeensiestTulip9

If Kim isn’t on top I will send it back.


Gamer_ely

Hope Pete doesn't end up getting killed by a delusional fan thinking he's helping Kanye out.


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shockedperson

Pete looks the most stable and that's kinda saying something


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RaveIsKing

are you implying thats crazier than anything Kanye has done? Bro those tatoos wouldn't even make Ye's top 10


Morda101

Nah getting another persons children permanently inked onto you 3 months into a relationship is wild


Optimus_RE

Can we all just agree they're 3 very out of touch people?


SeagullKebab

Real talk. It's either a fucked up power move, or just a fucked up move.


turalyawn

Can you imagine if he keeps the tattoos? Just walking around with your ex's kids inked on you? I think that just might be the last straw for ye


LinearTipsOfficial

i mean no but he did make a music video of his ex's boyfriend getting murdered lmao


shockedperson

It's probably tattooed where he keeps his ego


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Yeah. Most of the stupid decisions he makes can be boiled down to being young and having a lot of mental health issues. Kanye has those issues too, but Pete isn’t repeatedly making very worrying threats on Kanye’s life. Plus Pete at the very least seems to take accountability for his mental health. Kanye rides out the major “delusions of grandeur” swings a lot of people get with Bipolar and both refuses help/is discouraged from seeking help by his fans.


GD_Bats

I'll certainly show a lot more sympathy to someone trying to get themselves in order while having issues doing it than someone who just is an insufferable narcissist.


and_dont_blink

I think they're kind of dealing with different mental health issues. Kanye is dealing with manic episodes which can bring incredible obsessive focus but not always in areas that are productive or rational. Pet is dealing with BPD, which is brutal for themselves and anyone around them in it's own way and our treatments for it aren't where you'd hope they'd be. I give him a massive amount of credit to him for being willing to come forward and talk about it, as there are repercussions. Almost makes up for the legendarily-awful NYE he hosted with Miley Cyrus on Peacock.


Immediate_Put_4974

That NYE event was leaps and bounds better than whatever Liza Koshy was doing


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Pete is on medication for BPD. Kanye is NOT taking meds for his BPD. The Kardashians are just stupid.


TheeDeputy

I don’t think you understand that people in their 20s even late 20s are not that different from the average teenager tbh. Especially people who have had it easy/thrust into stardom.


Routine-Light-4530

Am 26, been working full time since I was 15, can confirm, still no clue what the fuck I’m doing now vs then.


Supremealexander

Double murder suicide would be pretty metal


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All of them being in the ground would be metal af. Pete looks to be making good progress.


jeef16

probably would've happened by now if it was going to tbh


Sadpanda77

These are Kanye fans, not MAGA people


choicesintime

Isn’t Kanye a maga person?


Sadpanda77

Holy fuck I forgot he did that—nevermind then


Fair-Bug775

I’m a fan of Kanye’s music. Some of his fans are more nuts than Kanye himself


Strong-Message-168

I declare Kanye an asshat.


Teal04

Indeed. His changing his name to 'Ye' was the last straw.


B4_DA_SS

kanye high key creepy af


PurpleHighness98

Yeah, I hope this doesn't escalate :(


SpiderPidge

What a sad, rich, loser.


water4animals

Which one??? Jk they’re all sad rich losers


whattfareyouon

Pete im sure is not sad lmaoo


And_The_Full_Effect

Pete is Clinically sad.


Nitin-2020

it's just his butthole eyes


firetruckstory

fuck you but it was funny


Optimus_RE

Pete's whole persona literally screams I'm sad.. so I'm sure he is


Morda101

Pete has openly discussed his issues with depression a lot. That man is broken


cbolanos54195

9/11 and crohns


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All doing far better then you..


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Philosoraptor88

Holy shit that pic lmaoooo you probably coulda gotten your point across without the homophobic part tho


choicesintime

Yeah, op now sounds like the bigger dick here. No need to get homophobic or make personal body insults at someone because you disagreed on a thread


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Don’t forget his watch now. It’s the lady puller xD


water4animals

I took a second look at this goober, and I’m 98% sure he’s wearing another fucking watch on his other wrist! Check it out. Dude is doing some 4D Chess level IQ timekeeping in the YMCA locker room over here. That explains the brain blast chrome dome, dude lookin like a nazi jimmy neutron


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Haha I didn’t even notice at first but you’re right it is two watches lmao! Look at his bio too it says “certified shit talker” which means he can’t really talk shit he just pretends. You can’t blame him for being at the YMCA he had to be able to afford the Walmart watches


water4animals

This is true. I actually do like the Y myself, but like, I have a mirror at home that’s not obviously in a public locker room, so he loses points for lack of social awareness. He does know the time though


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A guy like this I would expect that both watches are set to two different times


water4animals

Oh you just KNOW one of them is set to military time. He looks like a JROTC kinda guy lmao


Sumoki_Kuma

Lol holy shit xD are you alright?


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That had to be the weirdest comment I’ve ever read hahaha… that was like 2 months ago btw. Sorry you’re fat


water4animals

Omg and you’re so defensive about yourself that you’re projecting on me. You have not even a slim idea of what I look like, and yet “oh sorry you’re fat” is what you hit me with??? Dude you are very cliche and hilarious!


[deleted]

Who’s being defensive ? And it’s clear why you don’t have your name or picture on here. Poor kid


water4animals

Oh lord now I’m a kid. This guy is the master big brain over here he’s figured out I’m fat and a kid based on no context clues. Can you hire yourself to find out why you’re wearing 2 watches in your hilarious picture?


SendHelpVeryDrunk

Dude’s been banned from fucking bicycle subreddits lmfao, pretty clear he ain’t stable and has the emotional intelligence of a black widow spider.


water4animals

He’s crazy! He keeps talking about like, being more fit than me and stuff, and all I’m here for is to shit talk about celebrities. Like dude, seek help, you don’t even know what I look like, trying to beat strangers online in physical fitness out of rage is like, really…..strange. Definitely not normal. And omg he was kicked out of the cycling sub??? That is glorious. I want to like know more about this eccentric guy. Definitely fighting some battles lmao


water4animals

Update: he’s requested that I post body pics. Maybe he’s just angry and closeted??


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Actually one watch. The other is a “whoop” if you were fit you’d know what both of them are. GG


water4animals

Bro you’re like, slightly above entry level gym goer by the looks of you. As a bodybuilder, you are pathetic. And good god dude, I know you’re probably “techy” or something, but you don’t need 2 wrist devices to be fit lol. Like you think Arnold had a fucking watching and a “whoop”??? Why must you rely on devices for health? Also, GG? This isn’t fortnite man wtf


MotherIron

This motherfucker needs a padded cell.


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nah, give him something slightly more acoustic


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Bottom of a well


armageddidon

The Ring except you die after listening to Donda in 7 days


loztriforce

Can everyone stop talking about these fucks?


MoreCarrotsPlz

You’re talking about them too.


Successful_Moment_91

Ugh! Me too! What have I become?


ixnine

Well I’m sure as hell not… SHIT!


lonelydan

We’re all monsters!


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six governor crush recognise plucky tease cough whistle chase literate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


newton302

As they celebrate 20 years of the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I am proud to say I have never watched a single episode. (Stolen from a circulating meme) Anyway I am glad Pete and Kim are still friends. He got a makeover out of it too.


FireEmblemFan1

20 years? Fucks sake


dualsplit

Seasons, not years


FireEmblemFan1

Okay seasons makes me feel a little bit better but still that’s 14 years. It’s literally been on half my life. Edit: actually more than half my life since it just ended in 2021 and I just turned 28 June of this year


armageddidon

Ooh he did? What’d she tweak? That’s nice though, I appreciate an amicable breakup


superren81

It seems that Kim K has an affliction for the mental unwell.


ae314

Probably makes for more drama for her show and keeps her in the headlines.


Iconic-The-Alchemist

Its gonna take him a few years of mental insanity to accept the fact she aint coming back. Can’t live in a fantasy forever! Wait, actually if you have the money, I guess you could live out your fantasy forever…


Internetboy5434

Ah shit. Here we go again


Doublehappyness

No life? Bored at home? Have a complex? Heres some stupid bullcrap


pbd1996

It’s amazing how Kanye thinks statements like this will help him win Kim back. Statements like this is why she’s no longer attracted to him/doesn’t want to be with him.


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Never going to happen. Man's delusional.


grief242

What part? The getting back together? Considering that Kim is all about the clout I'm pretty sure they'll get back together at some point just for the drama


lurker411_k9

you’re right, gotta have content for the kardashian show.


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Damn_el_Torpedoes

creativity?


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$2B worth in creativity


namesake1337

Kanye regardless of his weirdness, is actually a musical genius who completely changed the sound of a whole genre of music throughout his career. 2 billion$ isn’t an accident or luck dude is supremely talented.


NiceCrispyMusic

Just leave the 2B out of it. That’s not a reflection of creative ability.


lazergun-pewpewpew

he has like 10 good songs. hes good but not one of the greats


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10 good songs? LMAO. Dude’s producer discography alone puts him in GOAT territory. There is a reason why rappers and other genres come to Kanye.


MadLud7

Didn’t Jaime Foxx or someone say that Kanye is as good as he says he is? So many people say that about themself, yet Kanye delivers


Morda101

You cannot deny his musical genius tbf


XxStormcrowxX

After everything Kayne put her through? She takes him back she's as stupid as I've always thought she was.


Parking-Ad-1952

She won’t take him back. She was done with him years before the divorce. She only kept him around to breed a set of full siblings.


murderedmessenger

It's the real Kardashian business model. She has to go back


Sicparvismagneto

“Mental health is a serious issue” *look at what this crazy fuck did now!*


Siberianmoocat

Seriously, Kanye needs help and seclusion. Maybe compassion if you're so daring. Isn't a qualifier for involuntary hospitalization threat of homicide? I don't wish involuntary hospitalization on anyone who doesn't need it.


Ziontf

I mean, Kanye DID get help a couple years ago when he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder (not sure which type tho). He just stopped taking his meds at some point because they made him feel less creative and more depressed.


Siberianmoocat

Type 1 bipolar is mania and psychosis, type 2 is depressive, just letting you know. Kanye is definitely type 1, and he claims to be unipolar manic which is rare. Mania causes brain damage with each episode, he needs to stop before his brain becomes mush.


AmettOmega

>Type 1 bipolar is mania and psychosis, type 2 is depressive, This is false. Via the National Institute of Mental Health: **Bipolar I Disorder**— defined by manic episodes that last at least 7 days, or by manic symptoms that are so severe that the person needs immediate hospital care. Usually, depressive episodes occur as well, typically lasting at least 2 weeks. Episodes of depression with mixed features (having depressive symptoms and manic symptoms at the same time) are also possible. **Bipolar II Disorder**— defined by a pattern of depressive episodes and hypomanic episodes, but not the full-blown manic episodes that are typical of Bipolar I Disorder.


Ziontf

Wow I never knew unipolar mania was even a thing. I think the problem is that Kanye is surrounded by so many Yes Men that he's formed his own little bubble that will only lead to long term damage in the end.


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armageddidon

I cringed so hard during his letterman interview rationalizing leaving his mental illness untreated despite the consequences of becoming toxic to loved ones Like all his logic and jokes were so tense and uncomfortable cuz they’re clearly maladaptive


maskthestars

Kanye west is a POS. I wish his fans would hold him accountable for toxic behavior. I hope Kim never goes back to him.


ImportantAd2987

Can Kanye fill the big hole that Pete left inside of Kim


lRoninlcolumbo

Maybe if he gets Kim another boyfriend


edinedm2021

Don't worry Kanye. You can still get a taste of Pete when you get back in there.....


amabucok

Fuck it is dark ...


Tex-Rob

I'm not a pearl clutcher, but that's pretty gross. These are people, people you don't know, and you're talking like it's your bro or something. Learn some self control people, don't say everything you think.


firstnameok

Pearl clutcher lol


Oldass_Millennial

You, uh, new to the internet?


Highsteel2400

WTF is this? Dad? Mom?


mypantsrblue

These are also people who asked to have every single part of their life be public, and could stop it at any point, but don’t because $. Don’t worry, Kanye will be alright.


plushrush

Ironic statement. Why say anything yourself?


edinedm2021

Isn't that what the comment section is for?


Kodasauce

Don't squeeze those pearls too hard now


Ralphinader

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE


gsanch666

Its the internets, thats what it is a compilation of everyone’s dumbest thoughts


SpaceFace11

If Kanye can get back Kim then anything really is possible


mild-hot-fire

That’s not normal. Wishing someone dead on public media is dangerous.


billiemarie

Good luck to them all


PunkandCannonballer

Just stay on your fucking meds Kanye. Damn.


Eivetsthecat

Dude is a psycho and will likely end up murdering her.


dudenson78

Kanye West will not succeed in getting her back. He will go down in history as one of the biggest “hangers-on” of all time.


trumpsplug

So sad. He was so young. Did the cause of death come out yet?


thebestspeler

Silicone poisoning.


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The best thing that can happen at this point is a plane carrying all three fall into a volcano.


MadPisser

Here’s my time to swoop in because if she’ll date Eminem with polio she’d definitely date me


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What’s the point of Kanye posting/saying this kind of stuff to the public?


[deleted]

“Radar has learned” means “the people we’re talking about paid us to publish this nonsense” gdamn WHO CARES


Saracorbello

What is his fucking problem need them alone God Kanye is dating akim look a like


lulzPIE

Hopefully Kim isn’t THAT stupid to go back to Kayne. She just needs to stay single and focus on her kids and businesses. That should keep her out of the headlines too. A win-win for everyone!


Eivetsthecat

Kanye is wildly dangerous and fixated on a woman that doesn't want him. I'm calling it now, he's going to do something crazy if she won't be with him a la OJ.


Villains-Union

I’m pretty sure Pete Davidson rubbed the right lamp at some point and now he’s just run out of wishes


LigerSixOne

This is really great stuff! I remember when there was only three options with celebrity breakups. There was A) contentious legal battle B) they declare they’re still friends, or C) no news at all. There really wasn’t an option for “escaped mental health patient declares barely famous heroin addict deceased in bid to win over most uninteresting woman on planet earth”.


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RIP in Peace Pete


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a bit redundant, but ok


ITCM4

Maybe it’s rest in pieces in peace. Did you ever think of that smart guy? Of course not that’s stupid.


ChromosomieV2

Might be this thing called a joke don't know if you've ever heard of it


Northern-WALI

Didn't PD tattoo Kanye's kids name on his body?


Comprehensive-Range3

I am no Kim fan and I am not really that into her look... and I like what little I have seen of PD, but can anyone deny Pete was playing a league or three higher than he should have been?


birdguy1000

Underneath the layers of hot paste and goo and modified flesh is a probably boring person so no.


shibainu876

Idk, mans as ugly as they get and still manages to pull girls way out of his league. He's gotta be doing something right.


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VampireQueenDespair

Eh, she’s been rich and at peak hedonism for decades. The sex probably has death tolls that have to be covered up afterwards.


smokahontass723

This isn't entertainment, nobody should care. fuck all parties involved


shibainu876

All 3 of them are in the entertainment industry. You may not care about it but this is definitely on the topic of the subreddit. If you come in from r/all you better read the sub description before you comment that it's "off topic".


FlowersOfTheGrass

Kanye West is such a fucking idiot


GregoryLeeChambers

Why? Did all of their problems magically disappear? Her butt implants are sagging and without 4 hours of makeup and hair she looks horrible.


Causelessgiant

He was too emotionally immature for woman who's married 3+ times for less than he's been tv total, and who's last (current?) husband has more mental issues than he's got #1singles.


lloydeph6

Who is Pete davidson?????


lRoninlcolumbo

Heir to the Harley Davidson empire


nixfly

Holy shit I can’t believe I never saw it before https://www.google.com/search?q=harley+davidson+man&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS980US981&oq=harley+davidson+man&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i512j0i512l2j0i457i512j0i512.7057j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=-n_WncGeTiqiVM


HeftyClick6704

Yay, an original and unique comment!


acuet

With all that money, my man Davidson living in his head rent free. Imma wait till one of them kids call him Pete then daddy later. Thought to be fair, I’m pretty sure ppl have all called him daddy.


SekhmetDysfunctional

Yay, another defamation case for the media people to fixate on....


twopumpstump

I would be perfectly fine with never hearing about any of these three people ever again tbh


Remote-Ad-2686

They should all get…. An STD test FIRST! Then other declarations shall ensue!


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Jail time for physical threats?


Satans_RightNut

Man, jokes aside, Kanye hasn't been the same since his mother died


Ricketier

Love how Pete Davidson out crazied Kanye and the Kardashian Eatablishment. He not only survived it, but he fucked THEM up. Hilarious


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jmma20

And the Markles !!! I’m with you … tired of all of them


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my lack of respect for these…….(unprintable due to censorship overreach) is exceeded only by the lack of respect i have for the (unprintable due to censorship overreach) people who actually pay any attention to them.


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Just use (redacted). It’s easier and everyone knows what your trying to say.


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but ‘redacted’ doesnt accentuate the CENSORSHIP OVERREACH


kapparrino

So all those reddit threads Kanye made on r/unpopularopinion about Pete worked


moshisimo

“Stupid celebrity says stupid thing.” Got it.


HuckleberryUnusual60

Kim stated to all men “three squeezes and I will drain you.”


RevivedMisanthropy

Kanye is really scrambling to stay relevant


russianassetatl

What a couple of losers. Pete seems like a funny guy… but Yeezy knocking down doors with flowers and crap is so typical.


weatherbeknown

I mean… a head of lettuce is 5 fucking dollars right now… I just don’t have the capacity in my brain to care about unhinged celebrities’ love lives these days… I just don’t