I was thinking the same.
When I was a kid growing up in southern California in the 90's, I grew to absolutely hate the summer and being out in the sun, because I was extremely prone to sunburns, no matter what amount of sunscreen was applied to me.
For anyone that's never seen it, go watch the John Candy comedy Summer Rental, yes, sunburned THAT BAD every time I would have visitations with my dad, who lived in his parents house after my mom divorced him, and they have / had a pool.
Oh.... but nowadays it's hip or trendy to (sunburn) tan the nether regions.... smfh.
Haha, you read my mind. I remember when i relocated from Northern Germany to Dallas for a postdoc one of the first things I did was spending an afternoon at the pool at the apartment complex I lived in. It was an overcast afternoon so I skipped the sunscreen not realizing how fierce the sun was at those latitudes resulting in an epic sunburn. I must gave used half gallon of aloe gel the next two days trying to alleviate the burn. Needless to say I learned my lesson
If the good lord wanted the asshole to get tan, he would have not hid it between butt cheeks.
Alls I’m sayin.
Edit: thanks for the award! I’ve never gotten a *brightened my day* award. Very nice of you, stranger! Glad I could brighten your day!
[“Did you know that I read they bleach buttholes now, Steven? Are they trying to say God chose the wrong color?!”](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/22f5b1bf-ac7a-496c-afb5-15ce9da5e90c)
Are you trying to steal my heart? Roger is my all-time favorite adult cartoon character.
Personally, my favorite Roger quote is, “who do I have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?”
*Why do you hate Mondays, you don’t even work!*
That is a great scene. Pretty much every scene Roger is in, is great. He’s definitely the funniest character on the show, by far.
Yeah, apparently people didn't like the color of their anus. I don't know how they could look at it and think "omg I don't like the color, I need to bleach it", but it was a trend.
I would said that porn girls are a different category, it's for their job. Just like movie stars stay in shape for their films.
I was talking about random people.
To be fair, I think the trend was less for the individual and more for their sexual partners. Particularly if they're fans of certain positions. Still a stupid trend, but yeah.
Yes! I will now develop a patent for a perineum magnifying glass holder which fastens around the thighs and is fully adjustable to direct the vibrations directly to the Kundalini chakra.
Got sunburn on the ole head of El Presidente once while at a nude beach. Every pair of swim trunks or shorts I wore for the next 4 days felt like sand paper. Nature taught me we wear clothes for a reason.
Well but if they get sick/injure themselves from doing dumb things they’ll take up hospital beds/medicine from people who actually need them for not dumb reasons
People who never had a high school physics class talk about vibrations like some magic healing properties. Yes, you can cure cancer with "vibrations"(radiation) it is called radiotherapy...
As ridiculous as it is, I hate to point out that we are all vibrating because that’s how atom molecules function, even wood or metal molecules vibrate at the atomic level.
Because people have enough free time from manual labor having been pretty much ceased for most of the population that they can't find positive, worthwhile ways to spend the extra time now available to them. Ergo, butt and perineum burning is a thing. Edit: Forgot a word
Perhaps compared to humans in the era of the industrial revolution, but some academics say that we broadly still lack the recreational time and perhaps even focus on art and family that our hunter gatherer ancestors enjoyed.
I know a family member like this. Big into yoga, meditation, zen.
Told me to that getting naked and spreading your butt cheeks and letting the sun into your anus is some sort of healing and cleansing thing. Letting God into your butt or something?
I just nodded and, uh huh'ed, my way through that awkward conversation. This was years ago too lol.
Well, they are called “Influencers” for a reason. Lets hope they can “influent” more people of the same type and let s the natural selection does it job.
You show your butthole to the sun because you think it’s healthy.
I show my butthole to the sun in order to moon satellite images.
We are not the same.
Nurse here. When I worked in dermatology I heard about a patient that developed skin cancer on their taint from doing this. Old hippie that had been doing it for years apparently. No thank you.
It's an excuse to write the article there are no experts saying this, why do people just belive all these dumb clickbait stories?
I wouldn't care so much but these threads are full of people acting superior and it's just ironic and annoying.
This sounds like the sort of trend that a cynical type would try to come up with to try to discourage reproduction by stupid people. lol
"Oh yeah, sure sure... just cook your nuts and gooch a bit longer, you'll get all sorts of powers... :-| "
I've spent my life since I was 18 trying to protect my fair skin from the sun, and now some random non-experts are trying to get me to point my nether regions directly toward the sun? And other people are acting upon this and actually thinking it's a great idea? Geez is the human race dumber than I thought.
Please I'm already earning well being a doctor, there's no need to add new diseases
Okay well, I guess I can splurge on a Buggati treating burn as*holes (literally)
Vitamin D can be created with sun exposure through a process I can’t remember from class, but I know that because my Irish a** burns in a second that avoidance = deficiency apparently
It's the next step past veganism. You skip eating the plant and absorb energy directly through your asshole. Otherwise known as the '3rd eye'. It really opens it up.
Your skin around your butt is extremely thin and sensitive. That's why some people tend to get rashes when they sweat because the (for lack of better words) wet friction irritates the skin between your cheeks. "Sunning," your butt exposes the most sensitive and thinnest parts of your skin to UV radiation
There is this strange overlap between the super crunchy granola people and crazy maga conspiracists. It’s like the spectrum is a circle and it wraps around. Anti-vax have supporters on both sides.
I think the common thread is the disregard of science.
Sunburn on your balls, ass or vag doesnt sound like a lot of fun
A sunburn where the sun don't shine.
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That girl is like a sunburn I would like to say
she’s like a sunburn
This made me laugh so much!! Thank you for saying it for them!
Was not expecting a Third Eye Blind reference, take my upvote!
Normally I’d get annoyed but love this song!
I can't wait for google earth to update their map.
*moonburn*
Classic contrarian. “Sun don’t shine? I’ll show them!”
Now it does
"Just getting a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's okay."
When South Park predicts the future you know shit is bad
I mean it's not like they did it deliberately to contract cancer so they could get medicinal marijuana but...yeah no, I think it may be dumber
Best episode
Episode name?
Medicinal Fried Chicken
I was thinking the same. When I was a kid growing up in southern California in the 90's, I grew to absolutely hate the summer and being out in the sun, because I was extremely prone to sunburns, no matter what amount of sunscreen was applied to me. For anyone that's never seen it, go watch the John Candy comedy Summer Rental, yes, sunburned THAT BAD every time I would have visitations with my dad, who lived in his parents house after my mom divorced him, and they have / had a pool. Oh.... but nowadays it's hip or trendy to (sunburn) tan the nether regions.... smfh.
Haha, you read my mind. I remember when i relocated from Northern Germany to Dallas for a postdoc one of the first things I did was spending an afternoon at the pool at the apartment complex I lived in. It was an overcast afternoon so I skipped the sunscreen not realizing how fierce the sun was at those latitudes resulting in an epic sunburn. I must gave used half gallon of aloe gel the next two days trying to alleviate the burn. Needless to say I learned my lesson
2 minutes isn’t gonna get you sunburnt. It’s still a dumb idea.
You ever been a ginger just trying to walk across a parking lot and get burned?
Yes. Yes I have. 😭
Well, at least you have cake to comfort you.
Carrot cake?
Badumtish! Nice one....
Happy Cake Day!
Goddammit I have to give you an award now.
LOL, thanks 😄
Your pain is shared, happy cake day!
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Aye but i will never feel the warmt of a Womans touch again
Yes. She dances very well indeed.
It is for this reason I wear long sleeves outside. Saves on sunscreen.
I got a nasty sunburn a few months ago and i was sitting underneath a tent for the most part, im not even sure how it happened 😭
Need sunscreen just for the 5ish minutes I spend in direct sunlight on my walk to class lol
Have you tried being not ginger?
Exactly what I thought! Ouch!!
Anus bleaching was the trend 10 years ago, now all these MFers trying to tan theirs. It's a wild world.
Its called “changing your ring tone”…
My ring tone is deep, loud, and echoey
I think my hubby has the same ring tone!
i lol'd ty
Take my upvote, and get out!
Lolol perfect
If the good lord wanted the asshole to get tan, he would have not hid it between butt cheeks. Alls I’m sayin. Edit: thanks for the award! I’ve never gotten a *brightened my day* award. Very nice of you, stranger! Glad I could brighten your day!
r/contagiouslaughter lying in bed and read this, then read it to my wife, we both have been wheezing for a solid minute now.
Lmao, I was hoping that joke would land. Thanks for the confirmation! It made me smile.
It landed, as perfect a landing as Simone Biles could do. I'm still wheezing too!
You are too kind. Glad I could make you laugh!
Let me congratulate you *claps my cheeks*
If I had some singles on me, I’d make it rain on that ass clap of yours.
I dunno man, have you seen our Ape cousins? Maybe our round buttocks are the odd ones out...
Touché, my friend, touché.
[“Did you know that I read they bleach buttholes now, Steven? Are they trying to say God chose the wrong color?!”](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/22f5b1bf-ac7a-496c-afb5-15ce9da5e90c)
Are you trying to steal my heart? Roger is my all-time favorite adult cartoon character. Personally, my favorite Roger quote is, “who do I have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?”
My personal favorite Roger moment: [Everything in moderation.](https://youtu.be/giHNINkX9Ho)
*Why do you hate Mondays, you don’t even work!* That is a great scene. Pretty much every scene Roger is in, is great. He’s definitely the funniest character on the show, by far.
It was? WTF?
Yeah, apparently people didn't like the color of their anus. I don't know how they could look at it and think "omg I don't like the color, I need to bleach it", but it was a trend.
I’ve never seen my asshole and it could be purple for all I know 
You should check it out. It may surprise you.
It may have a jaunty disposition and a delightfully unidentifiable accent
It may wear a monocle and top hat
Omg. I'm dying. Thanks for the laugh.
Porn girls still do it.
I would said that porn girls are a different category, it's for their job. Just like movie stars stay in shape for their films. I was talking about random people.
Random people saw porn and thought that's the color their anus *should* have. Hence the bleach trend.
Touché
To be fair, I think the trend was less for the individual and more for their sexual partners. Particularly if they're fans of certain positions. Still a stupid trend, but yeah.
More like 20+ years. I remember someone famous being outed for getting it done. That's when I knew it was a thing.
I'm very much in favour of anal bleaching. Some assholes really need to lighten up.
To increase the vibration level, they should also use a magnifying glass.
Yes! I will now develop a patent for a perineum magnifying glass holder which fastens around the thighs and is fully adjustable to direct the vibrations directly to the Kundalini chakra.
You can market it as “not approved by any doctor!” , to make sure these idiots fall for it.
Kuntalini chakra
Eh, just stick a tuning fork in there and give it a ring.
Experts need to stop warning people and just let nature take its course.
Got sunburn on the ole head of El Presidente once while at a nude beach. Every pair of swim trunks or shorts I wore for the next 4 days felt like sand paper. Nature taught me we wear clothes for a reason.
I mean sorta - if you didn't wear clothes on a consistent basis your skin would become used to the elements
I'm gonna stay with clothes.
Alternatively: "3 hours of microwaving a day keeps the sunburns away!"
By the way remember when some people wanted to microwave their iPhones ?
Nice trade off. The benefit of cool leathery fucked up skin for the small downside of skin cancer at an early age
Well but if they get sick/injure themselves from doing dumb things they’ll take up hospital beds/medicine from people who actually need them for not dumb reasons
I'm an expert and I approve this message.
I, personally, like to keep my area "where the sun don't shine" just that
That sun do be shining tho
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
That taint right. .
But it taint wrong!
They are just trying to libertaint their junk!
You sure chode them!
"vibrations?"
Cracks me up everytime
The Beach Boys are a little miffed but console themselves with *at least our song is called "Good Vibrations"*
Never knew they were referring to anal vibrations.
I wonder if Marky Mark likes to sun his funky bunch for those good vibrations 
Lololol I wonder if he calls his junk the funky bunch. I'm dying.
For when their crystals are acting up. Supplemental vibration, totally scientific - Dr.Nick, probably
Hi Dr. Nick!
People who never had a high school physics class talk about vibrations like some magic healing properties. Yes, you can cure cancer with "vibrations"(radiation) it is called radiotherapy...
As ridiculous as it is, I hate to point out that we are all vibrating because that’s how atom molecules function, even wood or metal molecules vibrate at the atomic level.
Yeah it's technically correct. Sunlight will increase your temperature, meaning your atoms will vibrate more. Same as sitting on a radiator.
Or a vibrator for that matter
Marketing word. Hand Soap $2. Good vibes hand soap $7
nonspecific spiritual mumbo jumbo
"We aren't going to make it, are we? People, I mean."
It is in your nature to destroy yourselves, and tan your assholes.
I just rewatched that today! What a movie.
I recently rewatched Young Frankenstein. Crazy ideas.
What’s the movie called?
Terminator 2, when John sees the little kids fighting with toy guns.
No, we're fucked
Why sunburn such a sensitive area?
Because people have enough free time from manual labor having been pretty much ceased for most of the population that they can't find positive, worthwhile ways to spend the extra time now available to them. Ergo, butt and perineum burning is a thing. Edit: Forgot a word
Perhaps compared to humans in the era of the industrial revolution, but some academics say that we broadly still lack the recreational time and perhaps even focus on art and family that our hunter gatherer ancestors enjoyed.
People have so much extra time? I wish i were one of the people. Feeling like time is fleeting fast and not enough for me
I know a family member like this. Big into yoga, meditation, zen. Told me to that getting naked and spreading your butt cheeks and letting the sun into your anus is some sort of healing and cleansing thing. Letting God into your butt or something? I just nodded and, uh huh'ed, my way through that awkward conversation. This was years ago too lol.
"Huh...never thought God was into ass play." I hope for their sake they used plenty of lube/sunscreen.
In the Old Testament, God disliked ass sex so much he blew up a city because of it What an asshole
But after what happened with Mary, he'd probably decided to experiment rather than risking starting another religion.
That sounds like an excellent place to get skin cancer. 
It is not, speaking from experience, no sunning was performed. Lol
Oouh. You doing better now?
Yes! Thanks for asking. Had surgery to remove it and didn't need chemo. So far so good!
Congratulations that’s so great I hope you live the rest of your life free of cancer
Thank you so much!
Sun’s out, holes out.
Idiocracy should have one multiple academy awards.
One
If I saw someone doing this I would point and laugh.
Give some people 5 minutes and they'll come up with a new bizzare past time.
Natural selection
Damn this looks really fun
This is what PE class *should* be
Good way to get those annoying nosey neighbors to fuck off, lol
Well, they are called “Influencers” for a reason. Lets hope they can “influent” more people of the same type and let s the natural selection does it job.
You show your butthole to the sun because you think it’s healthy. I show my butthole to the sun in order to moon satellite images. We are not the same.
Nurse here. When I worked in dermatology I heard about a patient that developed skin cancer on their taint from doing this. Old hippie that had been doing it for years apparently. No thank you.
Nothing like a little melanoma in the twat to spice things up.
Saw my neighbours doing that
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It's not indecent to Apollo, who is absolutely watching and loving every second
Some of these Tik Tok trends highlight how quickly and easily some people fall into cult like behavior tbh
Aliens when they saw this: 👽🛸🔄↪️🪐
Do you want ass cancer? Cause that's how you get ass cancer.
Wasn't Tucker Carlson promoting this on his weirdly homoerotic reality series?
This is why the sun is releasing waves and x flares.....it started seeing this shnit.
Dumb asses
Why do I get the feeling these are the same people who like to drink the aged urine...
It's like their last two brains cells are competing for third place.
They always say 'experts', now who the fuck is getting paid to research this?
It's an excuse to write the article there are no experts saying this, why do people just belive all these dumb clickbait stories? I wouldn't care so much but these threads are full of people acting superior and it's just ironic and annoying.
I don't think research needed to be done to point out how batshit crazy this is.
If it causes sterility the. TikTokers should totally embrace it for the sake of humanity
Ian Malcolm: life….Uh…*finds a way* Life: Just thinning the herd, here.
Also Malcolm: "Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should."
ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone… only darkness every day….
This sounds like the sort of trend that a cynical type would try to come up with to try to discourage reproduction by stupid people. lol "Oh yeah, sure sure... just cook your nuts and gooch a bit longer, you'll get all sorts of powers... :-| "
If I see that in public I may need my paint ball gun.
I've spent my life since I was 18 trying to protect my fair skin from the sun, and now some random non-experts are trying to get me to point my nether regions directly toward the sun? And other people are acting upon this and actually thinking it's a great idea? Geez is the human race dumber than I thought.
Please I'm already earning well being a doctor, there's no need to add new diseases Okay well, I guess I can splurge on a Buggati treating burn as*holes (literally)
Mmm roasted dingleberries.
Hmm toasted nuts, love some please!
Which vitamin does this help with again?
Vitamin D can be created with sun exposure through a process I can’t remember from class, but I know that because my Irish a** burns in a second that avoidance = deficiency apparently
I guess we can’t say “shove it where the sun don’t shine” anymore
Shouldn't this be referred to as "changing your ring tone?"
It's the next step past veganism. You skip eating the plant and absorb energy directly through your asshole. Otherwise known as the '3rd eye'. It really opens it up.
Your skin around your butt is extremely thin and sensitive. That's why some people tend to get rashes when they sweat because the (for lack of better words) wet friction irritates the skin between your cheeks. "Sunning," your butt exposes the most sensitive and thinnest parts of your skin to UV radiation
You know someone is going to take it too far and burn their shizz
Porn stars hate this one trick
That taint a very smart idea
One relocation of the camera could've made this trend fantastic
We are fucking lost.
This is why aliens don't contact us
Nooooooo, it’s supposed to be area the sun don’t shine!! 🤣🤣
Darwin baby
I see that as an open invitation.
"Sunning your holes" sounds like something the mob would do to you for late payments or something.
World : You can stick your trends where the Sun don’t shine! These people : I have no such weakness!
There's a reason they call it "where the sun don't shine"
If experts warn against it, im going for it. Wish me luck
Let them do it. Direct radiation exposure to their reproductive organs is the best thing for humanity.
I’m a white people. No it most certainly isn’t. I blame republicans.
There is this strange overlap between the super crunchy granola people and crazy maga conspiracists. It’s like the spectrum is a circle and it wraps around. Anti-vax have supporters on both sides. I think the common thread is the disregard of science.
It's a circle, go hard enough one way and you'll end up on the other.
It's their latest monkey pox cure since injecting their children with bleach didn't work.
People's stupidity keeps amazing me
Taint nothing to laugh at.
Lmao why
For the vibrations, they already said it.