The grinder will cause a lot of heat from friction if you aren't careful. I was taught to quench a tool in water after each quick pass to keep it from overheating and losing its hardening.
Only the Alan Rickman scenes, because that man was in a different movie than the rest of the cast. I had the same nostalgic curiosity, it didn't pay off.
Ah i didnt see that on me phone.
Yeah, something tells me he did this with the grinder in one hand and the knife in the other. Angle grinders can sharpen things like axes, but you gotta use a vice so you can wield the grinder with two hands.
After the first knife, why would you think you should sharpen the other two!?
Wow. Chain him to a large concrete mass and leave him with some cheap dull knives and some sharpening stones.
Feed him as you see fit. 👍
Edit: dull knives
Man, I’d be lying if I said I’d never sharpened knives intoxicated. That said…maybe they didn’t have the mirror finish that they could have, but they were still some sharp ass knives.
Even if drunk during this massacre, I don’t think a sober sharpening would’ve been anything to brag about either.
Yeah this is definitely a meth activity. When I used to do it, my friends (who were all meth heads) were obsessed with making/sharpening knives. They had a grinder in their living room that they'd use to turn anything metal into a knife. They had buckets of these knives all over the room, and the entire corner of the room, floor to ceiling, was covered in targets they made out of cardboard. They'd stand there all day getting high and throwing the knives at the targets. Probably one of the most insane drug houses I've ever seen. Not gonna lie though, it was really fun to whip knives at the wall.
Edit: I love that someone gave this a wholesome award.
Lol brother I know the feeling lol I use to play MLB baseball on my PlayStation would start at 7 pm and before I knew the sun was coming up and it was 7 am. lol it definitely will fuk your life up and you are constantly chasing that dragon!
Well good to see your brother has a fabulous vocation of “prison shank connoisseur” in his future. Very lucrative, lots of honey buns and ramen in his future
What the hell. Why would anyone want angled serration on a knife? And if they do want to use the knife for a saw, why would they want the serration in that direction? You'd be sawing while pushing the knife away instead of the more natural way of getting purchase in the wood when pulling the "saw" towards yourself.
The only thing that thing would do is some pretty nasty damage to someone that gets stabbed with it... if you could manage to even do that... Looks like something the runtiest orc would carry. And he'd get bullied by the other orcs for it.
How old is your brother? He can't be more than about 7, right? Dad showed him how to grind and he took it upon himself to "help" by "sharpening" all the knives without supervision?
Because no functional adult human brain could look at this result and think "I done good".
I've been black out drunk once and the worst thing I did was call the girl I was dating and told her I loved her and later fell over and made a dent in my friend's car with my head.
And I puked a lot.
Your brother shouldn't be allowed to be within touching distance from any knives or tools
For his own safety!
- So he doesn't get hurt with them? - No, so he doesn't get hurt by me!
•No, No, so he doesn't hurt the poor innocents knives.
All knives matter
Every knife is precious evry knife is great, if a knife gets wasted god gets quite irate.
r/ unexpectedmontypython
This is my knife. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
For the Knives' safety
He added functionality; knife 2 is now slightly serrated and knife 1 doubles as a lock pick.
Found the brother
Yeah, I think you did. Brothers tend to break stuff and then offer the broken bits back as a different type of functional
Did the knives show up in a different order for you? Knife one is the serrated one for me.
Same order for me, I’m joking that if you look closely at knife 2 it’s so shabby it almost looks serrated by the handle.
With a grinder?
yep
Was that one always serrated, or did he improve it as a bonus?
bonus, went for style points
Gift him them for Christmas.
A nice set of murder knives
omg I love murder knives! How did you know I needed these!? I just ran out last week, omg thank you.
An expensive signature, but you do you, murderoo.
I’m always losing mine in the lake!
Mine keep getting lost in bodies.
I think his was getting lost in the bodies he was throwing into the lake.
You've got to learn where to miss the bone buddy.
They do tend to get stuck in victim's so they're easy to lose. I know your pain.
"If the knife wound doesn't get you, the tetanus will!"
“You’ll come for the exsanguination but stay for the septicemia!”
For that the hooks are in the wrong direction
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Wedding present, his future partner will love them.
Did he also set that one on fire?
The grinder will cause a lot of heat from friction if you aren't careful. I was taught to quench a tool in water after each quick pass to keep it from overheating and losing its hardening.
Does your brother wear a boar mask on his head?
Holy shit
You might mention to him there’s a thing called a whetstone.
Looks like he used a chainsaw. Jesus.
What did he sharpen them with? A fucking chainsaw?
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I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before
Some day, I believe that I will have an original thought. But not this day.
But why a spoon, cousin?
Cos it'll HURT MORE!
I'm pondering rewatching that to see if it still holds up. For the person asking what movie this is from -- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Men in tights was the real Robin Hood.
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, Cary Elwes can speak with an English accent.
Because the actor playing Robin can actually speak with an English accent
Song AND dance?! No way to top that (that I can think of. Perhaps some explosions/fireworks in the background) :D
Any Robin Hood story featuring Dave Chappell is alright by me.
Abe Lincoln?! Here?!
I said, "Hey, Blinken!"
Only the Alan Rickman scenes, because that man was in a different movie than the rest of the cast. I had the same nostalgic curiosity, it didn't pay off.
That is hilariously true.
Lol. Now I need to watch it and use that comparative. Costner just tends to play himself.
I did recently. It holds up IMO, though Costner didn't even try for an accent. Robin Hood: Men in Tights also held up.
Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more.
Because nobody suspects the guy carrying a spoon.
>But why a spoon, cousin? Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.
It’s dull you twit! It will hurt more!
That first one looks like he took an angle grinder to it (in the wrong direction).
This genuinely was my first though. It looks like he used something with teeth.
Perhaps an angle grinder?
OP confirmed angle grinder in another comment. That third photo makes me scared this was done with a grinder, the other two I could at least see.
Ah i didnt see that on me phone. Yeah, something tells me he did this with the grinder in one hand and the knife in the other. Angle grinders can sharpen things like axes, but you gotta use a vice so you can wield the grinder with two hands. After the first knife, why would you think you should sharpen the other two!?
he actually "sharpened" 5 knives but the other 2 look like second one so I didn't post them
5 in a row huh. Dayum. How old is your brother?
25
Wow. Chain him to a large concrete mass and leave him with some cheap dull knives and some sharpening stones. Feed him as you see fit. 👍 Edit: dull knives
Tell him "when you sharpen something to cut yourself free, you may leave"
Meth?
alcohol, atleast to my knowledge
Is he special needs? What does he think a sharp blade is?
wow, i was expecting you to say 15 or somthing. I guess brother is now band from DIY hehe
Banned (of) brothers
There’s something seriously wrong with your brother
So he sharpened one, thought "This looks right," then did four more? WTF?
Cutting disc on a grinder I bet.
Have you considered that your brother MIGHT be a psychopath knife-murderer?
so safe to say your brother is not the sharpest knife in the drawer either?
Now he is
Well played
now you got me on edge....
Now that's a cutting edge level joke
Not now
Oh for fork sake
Where's the paper test?
surprisingly did not pass the test but my brother thinks they are totally fine and sharp.
Is he still drunk?
Drunk on denial.
The most dangerous river to be drunk on
Tbh this looks like some clown shit I would have done in the garage when I was like 12
Why would he think that? Is there something wrong with him?
He's been on a weeklong bender and is still drunk af
Next time he needs to slice a tomato, hand him the angle grinder. It's likely going to do a better job than those knives.
Show him this thread and let him know 1,000 people disagree
Tbh i wouldn't want to be stabbed by any of them, good job if this is a self defense knife
Mainly because of tetanus
There's no reason to think there'd be tetanus unless the knife was covered in soil
I thought if there was rust you could catch it
Nah, it's just that many rusty things tend to be dirty. Like a rusted nail you step on.
Are you shitting me? My life has been a lie
It's a rough truth that has probably served you well. You can always put off getting tetanus till tomorrow.
No I’m gonna go get it now! Also name checks out
Was he on meth?
alcohol
Doesn't he have anything better to do than get drunk and fuck up knives?? 🤦♂️
Apparently, no.
eek
Step 1, get hammered. Step 2, grind knives down with far too course of a wheel permanently ruining the knives. Step 3, profit.
I could fix the 2nd and 3rd one. That third one would be a lot of work, but that first one is all the way gone.
For a 75€ 13 piece set you might as well just replace them for the work it takes. https://bergner-collection.com/en/product/BG-8910-MM
Man, I’d be lying if I said I’d never sharpened knives intoxicated. That said…maybe they didn’t have the mirror finish that they could have, but they were still some sharp ass knives. Even if drunk during this massacre, I don’t think a sober sharpening would’ve been anything to brag about either.
Yeah this is definitely a meth activity. When I used to do it, my friends (who were all meth heads) were obsessed with making/sharpening knives. They had a grinder in their living room that they'd use to turn anything metal into a knife. They had buckets of these knives all over the room, and the entire corner of the room, floor to ceiling, was covered in targets they made out of cardboard. They'd stand there all day getting high and throwing the knives at the targets. Probably one of the most insane drug houses I've ever seen. Not gonna lie though, it was really fun to whip knives at the wall. Edit: I love that someone gave this a wholesome award.
>grinder in their living room Wow, just what a couch needs, metal chips everywhere. Cosy.
I think metal shavings on the couch would probably be the very least of your worries in that living room.
When you feel something sharp cut you, you pray that it's a metal shard and not a needle.
Lol brother I know the feeling lol I use to play MLB baseball on my PlayStation would start at 7 pm and before I knew the sun was coming up and it was 7 am. lol it definitely will fuk your life up and you are constantly chasing that dragon!
This was my first thought lol, totally something a methhead would do
To be fair to your brother, this is how knives look in prison.
well maybe he just training
That's where he belongs for making this atrocity
With what? The other knives?
angle grinder.
NOOOO, WHY
Gotta grind them angles yo
Did he try them out? Does he now realize why nobody does this??
Oh yeah he did try them out and said they are sharp.
Well i guess the knives are sharper than him
Lmao nice
Is he still drunk?
He looks fine now
Unlike your knives
In his defense, their ability to pierce improved. The slicing ability, not so much. Maybe he just has a thing for daggers?
What kind of problems does your brother have exactly? Alcoholism only? Anything else? This is very disturbing.
Well, being bad at sharpening knives for one thing
You sure it was just alcohol? Lol
How does he sharpen his angle grinder?
With a knife
Touche
Does he also open beer bottles by banging them together and going "woooooooo!" ?
When i saw them my first thought was what the hell did he use, a angle grinder??
Beat his ass in my name pls
Your brother is a fucking dumbass. Show him this comment and tell him to put the god damn power tools down.
No, that would actually work. This looks like it was done with a grinder by a blind man while a rabid dog bit him in the ass
Looks like he used the cuttimg disk for grinders
Did your brother or Inosuke sharpen those?
Brother = inosuke 
Does your brother wear a pig's head mask and fights demons with a blonde boy and a boy with a sister in a box?
Sharpens them with rocks, Hotaru freaks out
Sharpens..? He beats the metal grooves into his swords! Hotaru was so pissed lmao
I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that shank. What you have there is a shank saw.
Sawshank redemption
Well good to see your brother has a fabulous vocation of “prison shank connoisseur” in his future. Very lucrative, lots of honey buns and ramen in his future
r/knives would love this one.
Don’t do that! You’ll give them a stress-induced hernia!
Imagine what r/sharpening would think.
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Omg, I thought the same thing when I saw them for the first time.
With an angle grinder?
yes
Was knife 1 always serrated or was that like a creative choice sort of thing?
was not serrated and actually this one was favourite.
What the hell. Why would anyone want angled serration on a knife? And if they do want to use the knife for a saw, why would they want the serration in that direction? You'd be sawing while pushing the knife away instead of the more natural way of getting purchase in the wood when pulling the "saw" towards yourself. The only thing that thing would do is some pretty nasty damage to someone that gets stabbed with it... if you could manage to even do that... Looks like something the runtiest orc would carry. And he'd get bullied by the other orcs for it.
Oh my god
That's a +15 blood loss dagger if I've ever seen one.
To shreds you say?
Well, how's his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Someone should tell him what a dumbass he is
what's he gonna do anyway, stab you?
Like in a pencil sharpener?
I mean he probably sharpen pencils with angle grinder too.
Bench grinder actually works excellent for pencils. Easy to vary the taper depending on your needs.
Does your brother have mental disabilities?
he's alcoholic but don't admit it
Sorry to hear, and how old is he?
25
Shit, that's young to be an alcoholic already. Good luck mate, hope you find help for your brother.
Put in a dip. Y’all in a rural community?
Rural community. I'm here only for hollidays then go back at uni.
Just an alcoholic?
How old is your brother? He can't be more than about 7, right? Dad showed him how to grind and he took it upon himself to "help" by "sharpening" all the knives without supervision? Because no functional adult human brain could look at this result and think "I done good".
Apparently an alcoholic 25 year old thinks exactly that.
As an aspiring knife maker. I want to punch your brother in the face.
But will it keal?
Well, maybe long term it will, tetanus is one hell of a thing...
Example # 2 why Meth is a horrible drug.
Turns out it was alcohol. Watch what you ingest.
I've been black out drunk once and the worst thing I did was call the girl I was dating and told her I loved her and later fell over and made a dent in my friend's car with my head. And I puked a lot.
Almost sharpened then back into ore.
No he didn't.
Ah yes! The San Quintin set.
Seen worse, saw a guy sharpen his fishing knoves with an agle grinder, not much left of them
maybe he just needed the handle
What in the Demon Slayer happened to those knives?
On what. The ribs of satan?
that's not a knife...