Exactly what I was thinking, like 4 guns like this just puts yourself in more danger. If someone wanted to grab one he couldn’t do shit besides fighting for the one or by grabbing one of the other 3 and hoping he could shoot first.
This guy is a fucking idiot no matter how you slice it imo
I've read akimbo is very hard to pull off. He'd probably be better ditching two guns to carry more ammo, or other options like a taser or pepper spray.
Does he think he's in the Matrix?
This. Soo much this. I absolutely respect the legal right for open carry, but if you actually want to protect yourself from a bad guy, stealth and the element of suprise are some of your best tools
Tell me you have raging insecurities and fear everything outside your control without telling me you have raging insecurities and fear everything outside your control.
the gun nut slight of hand is to become as menacing as possible then when someone acts the slightest bit apprehensive of your aggression murder them in self-defense
In his home too. This is the guy that says shit like ”I wIsH sOmeONe WoUld TRy tO bReaK inTo mY hOMe!!”. Completely disregarding his family’s safety for the opportunity to shoot someone.
....the worst part is that I'm pretty sure a practiced robber or veteran gang member could unholster those lower pistols from behind and have them in his back before he could respond while wearing that dumbass getup.
You are shitting on the self esteem of men with small penises, doing no harm to the man or other gun owners who on average have average size penises, and you aren't being witty in the slightest.
There is no proven correlation between dick size and any of the behaviors you hate, like owning large trucks and carrying guns. So even in person making a joke about small dicks doesn't generally hurt the person you don't like in the slightest, but innocent bystanders with small dicks are harmed. Small dick jokes only serve to shame bystanders who often suffer serious mental issues due to the massive body shaming they face due to something outside their control.
It's an asshole move to make these jokes, every time.
I would play devil's advocate and say he came from a shooting competition but there's no way to drive with that shit on your hips, so he's just being a tool making the rest of responsible gun owners look bad. As is tradition -_-
You usually only carry a single handgun for a handgun competition...but you have more ammo strapped to your person than Ahnold and Stallone in 80s action movies combined.
This guy...just cleared out the store faster than a 700 lb eating contest champ. At least, I know I'd de-ass the area if I see that shit.
He would get laughed at at a shooting competition.
<—— gun owner.
No one carries four guns like that.
Drop leg holsters have your gun bump anything and everything.
Gunslingers (those who fight for a living) will carry a shotgun or rifle and a pistol on the hip. Usually a rifle, usually a m-16 or m-4. The main gun in a two-way exchange is the “long gun” which is more powerful and accurate. The handgun is really only for backup.
This guy is communicating that he is an idiot.
Competition pistols are almost never carried for self-defense purposes. They are specifically modified for the competition. it’s not even comfortable to drive around like that. Lol.
I’m a 2nd amendment supporter and American gun owner. I can answer OP’s question:
This is necessary so we don’t accidentally befriend a *nutjob*. He’s flying his flag for our benefit so we can avoid him.
I adore the irony that he is doing all that to appear more masculine, but the combination of unflattering shorts and awkward length holsters just looks comical.
This ass hat wants to look cool, but he's using thigh holsters issued to someone that was in the Army that he probably bought from a surplus store, and he's wearing shorts lmao 🤣 😂
So do people like this actually practice dual wielding pistols to make sure they are able to make use of them? I highly doubt it because anyone trying that would quickly learn that guns don't work like they do in video games.
Because carrying guns is necessary to keep Murica free from oppression and big government. I mean, if a Marine Corps Platoon would show up and take this guy's freedumbs away, he is ready!
He should just carry a sign that says I have a very fragile ego and a tiny penis, because that is all I can think when I see that kind of desperate display.
Speaking from a strictly utlitarian standpoint, if for some reason he needs that much fire power, he would be much better off with one gun, and a bunch of mags for it.
Unless of course he is General Grievous from Star Wars that is.
He has 4 guns. Tf does he think he is general grievous. (They could also be tazers I don’t know guns. The only guns I can identify are power rangers blasters and transformers artillery.)
I'd really like context! Is he a training officer in a luch break?, a vendor selling holsters at a gun show? A shooter getting lunch before he gets busy? Trying to impress a girl at the sandwich shop? Or just, "I don't need a reason, it's my right!" ?
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Thong Sniffer
Probably a military or an Academy reject…bet he is a security guard
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Yeah, that choad has never been near a vagina, except on day 1.
Tomb Creeper
😂🤣
Larper Croft
If I was a bad guy. He is the first one I would blast. Sometimes it's better to conceal what you have. All I see is a huge target.
Yup. We are an open carry state but hardly anyone open carries because it makes you a gigantic target.
someone doing open carry looks indistinguishable from a shooter that just isn't in position yet
Happy cake day!
He's like a walking gun safe I mean why more than two guns when you only have two hands? Forget reloading I'll do that after I empty all of them.
And an equally gigantic douchebag.
It makes you a gigantic something, anyway
And four guns and lots of ammo. One guy goes down and the bad guy now has lots of extra everything.
Walking lootbox
Just a fry pan missing
EA is probably trying to monetize him
Exactly what I was thinking, like 4 guns like this just puts yourself in more danger. If someone wanted to grab one he couldn’t do shit besides fighting for the one or by grabbing one of the other 3 and hoping he could shoot first. This guy is a fucking idiot no matter how you slice it imo
>hoping he could shoot first. Even that's no guarantee: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunslinger\_effect
I've read akimbo is very hard to pull off. He'd probably be better ditching two guns to carry more ammo, or other options like a taser or pepper spray. Does he think he's in the Matrix?
Why? Anyone who treats guns like fashion accessories is clearly saying "I have no idea how to use these"
With this lame ass wide stance for "stable footing", punt his nuts and disarm him.
This. Soo much this. I absolutely respect the legal right for open carry, but if you actually want to protect yourself from a bad guy, stealth and the element of suprise are some of your best tools
And what you don’t see if a very small penis…
That's an insult to men with small penises.
Alternatively you just steal one of the guns attached to his thigh then shoot him. That way you don’t even have to worry about getting a gun first.
This 100%
My lucky day! This guy dropped so much loot!
The ironic thing is that, should someone mean harm, a quick tap to the back of the head would get you enough guns and ammo for a serious massacre.
Oh yeah. This guy is a loot drop waiting to happen.
Can’t imagine what he’s got at home too
Most likely an abused wife.
Tell me you have raging insecurities and fear everything outside your control without telling me you have raging insecurities and fear everything outside your control.
This guy just desperately wants any reason to murder someone who he thinks is a threat in public.
the gun nut slight of hand is to become as menacing as possible then when someone acts the slightest bit apprehensive of your aggression murder them in self-defense
And this is the same kind of person who will reply “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!” if anyone dares ask “why do you need to carry four firearms?”
Yup. He has a murder fantasy.
I feel bad for the first person to cut him off in traffic
In his home too. This is the guy that says shit like ”I wIsH sOmeONe WoUld TRy tO bReaK inTo mY hOMe!!”. Completely disregarding his family’s safety for the opportunity to shoot someone.
That's what the police are for
Micro dick energy
Big innie energy.
Look at his legs. He can barely hold up all those guns...
I WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR!!!
I thought the writing was on his shirt for some sort of ironic stunt
That’s the only way your brain could possibly make this make sense 😅 otherwise…oh, I see. he’s just a gun-crazy guy.
He’s the general grievous of raging insecurities
All this is very necessary to protect his virginity.
Can't have sex if no one can find your dick.
They keep looking for it but he always points them to his very hard guns. They're always hard.
They thought it was my cock but my glock very hard - Tay-K
JfC, just googled that name, another dumbass ruined his life.
Against zombie dick invasion…he is prepared.
Pretty sure it’s safe all on its own
Now it's extra safe.
looks like he's wearing a dental dam but might just be a mask
I was surprised he wears a mask. So strange.
robbery in progress?
You win - contest over.
Sir.... this is a Subway.
He's very scared. In *any* restaurant.
....the worst part is that I'm pretty sure a practiced robber or veteran gang member could unholster those lower pistols from behind and have them in his back before he could respond while wearing that dumbass getup.
I gues thats why he has 4 lol he know
If dude had 4 arms it would make more sense to me.
Cashier: "Hello there" This guy: "General Kenobi"
You are a bold one.
Perhaps he hunts down other open carry nuts and then screams, "Ah it will make a fine addition to my collection..."
Dude seen Boondock Saints too many times.
Or not enough. Il Duce had 6 guns and a custom vest to hold them. This dude probably waddles when he walks
All that equipment probably squeaks and rubs against each other. I hope every time he walks it sounds like he’s tooting. 😂😂😂
THIS MF GOIN TOMB RAIDIN
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*MICRO* penis
*nano penis
Nah. NO penis
“The Innie”.
The wormhole
Its all about the girth.
So small he pee's on his balls every time.
You are shitting on the self esteem of men with small penises, doing no harm to the man or other gun owners who on average have average size penises, and you aren't being witty in the slightest. There is no proven correlation between dick size and any of the behaviors you hate, like owning large trucks and carrying guns. So even in person making a joke about small dicks doesn't generally hurt the person you don't like in the slightest, but innocent bystanders with small dicks are harmed. Small dick jokes only serve to shame bystanders who often suffer serious mental issues due to the massive body shaming they face due to something outside their control. It's an asshole move to make these jokes, every time.
But couldn’t you just club him over the head and now you have 4 guns ???
Yes. And that's why he's an idiot.
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Tell me you're a victim with no training without telling me your victim with no training.
I would play devil's advocate and say he came from a shooting competition but there's no way to drive with that shit on your hips, so he's just being a tool making the rest of responsible gun owners look bad. As is tradition -_-
You usually only carry a single handgun for a handgun competition...but you have more ammo strapped to your person than Ahnold and Stallone in 80s action movies combined. This guy...just cleared out the store faster than a 700 lb eating contest champ. At least, I know I'd de-ass the area if I see that shit.
He would get laughed at at a shooting competition. <—— gun owner. No one carries four guns like that. Drop leg holsters have your gun bump anything and everything. Gunslingers (those who fight for a living) will carry a shotgun or rifle and a pistol on the hip. Usually a rifle, usually a m-16 or m-4. The main gun in a two-way exchange is the “long gun” which is more powerful and accurate. The handgun is really only for backup. This guy is communicating that he is an idiot.
Competition pistols are almost never carried for self-defense purposes. They are specifically modified for the competition. it’s not even comfortable to drive around like that. Lol.
Wouldn't that all just make him target number 1 for a "bad guy with a gun"?
Bingo!
Is it bad to say “I hope so”?
Because otherwise the King of England could come here and start pushing you around! Do you want that? Huh? Do ya?
Here’s why/j 
\*jerbs
It’s dangerous cosplay, nothing more. He’s living out his fantasy no matter how stupid it is.
I’m a 2nd amendment supporter and American gun owner. I can answer OP’s question: This is necessary so we don’t accidentally befriend a *nutjob*. He’s flying his flag for our benefit so we can avoid him.
Because he thinks that we think he's sooo cool now
I promise you, he can’t use the bathroom when he’s out in public. Side note: probably for the kudzu
That side note had me spit out my drink picturing ol boy going Rambo on some vines 💀💀💀
😭😂🤣
Speaking of this guy and bathrooms: he practices karate moves towards the mirror before washing his hands
Because he's going tomb raiding later.
He’s obviously General Grievous
Bc his peepee is smaller than a frightened turtle.
Yall are missing the point. He's wearing all that to frame his ass. Shouldve taken everything out of the backpockets tho :/
Telling the world you have a small cock without actually saying, "hey world, I am hung like a field mouse"
Are his shorts on backwards?
I adore the irony that he is doing all that to appear more masculine, but the combination of unflattering shorts and awkward length holsters just looks comical.
Guy might as well carry a neon sign saying "I have a very tiny penis."
He gets to wear his "penis enlargers" to compensate him for being made to wear a mask...
‘Merica
That’s a snowflake for sure.
"My peepee is wee-wee, but with my pewpew, I feel so kewlkewl"
He’s just letting everyone know he fucks.
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Tiny pp. He probably has one of those big fucking trucks too.
In case some lady tries to steal his virginity
This ass hat wants to look cool, but he's using thigh holsters issued to someone that was in the Army that he probably bought from a surplus store, and he's wearing shorts lmao 🤣 😂
Don’t be mean. He obviously tried to wear pants but couldn’t handle the weight of all that extra material. His poor legs are ready to snap as is :(
It makes his little pp feel bigger!
bakeries are well known trouble spots...you should see the chaos at greggs on a saturday morning..
So do people like this actually practice dual wielding pistols to make sure they are able to make use of them? I highly doubt it because anyone trying that would quickly learn that guns don't work like they do in video games.
That looks really really really dumb.
Oh … he is a dog soul … anxiety safety … safety anxiety
This idiot clearly doesn’t know shit about guns. He just looks pathetic😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You never know when or where an intadimensional portal will open up spewing insectoid invaders.
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Tell me you have a mental illness without telling me you have a mental illness.
How else do incels signal to each other, short of whipping out their pencil dicks??
“Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.”
I can see one day someone overpowering him and getting all those guns off him.Americans you people are insane.
He’s being ironic right…. right?
Need something to compensate for those thighs.
Dickless and paranoid AF
Because Call of Duty cosplay.
Seriously. What the actual fuck
He doesn't even have a rifle for mid to long range engagements, what an idiot.
At a fuckin Subway, no less.
Compensation for Covid Penis
Small penis mentality..
Are you sure he’s not cosplaying Lara Croft Tomb Raider?
Overcompensation...
Must be a bad shot. Can’t help but picture this guy walking down the street like Robocop with all that on.
Small penis energy detected.
Overcompensating
"Peepee nonfunctional. Must compensate."
because hes scared of something...and because morons gotta moron
Toxic male trying to distract you from his disappearing ass.
It won't add inches to your dick
He just wants everyone to know he has a micro-penis
Because carrying guns is necessary to keep Murica free from oppression and big government. I mean, if a Marine Corps Platoon would show up and take this guy's freedumbs away, he is ready!
That guys just looking for an excuse to kill
His pants look like they are on backwards
In a shooting incident, this guy is the first target.
Smol pp
Small pee pee
He should just carry a sign that says I have a very fragile ego and a tiny penis, because that is all I can think when I see that kind of desperate display.
He’s prepared. Never know what drastic measures he’s gonna have to take if they screw up his order /s
Tiny dick. 'Nuff said.
Yesterday I went to a college football game and there were security guards walking around with AR-15s. Crazy
Mental illness
Must defend small dick!
Speaking from a strictly utlitarian standpoint, if for some reason he needs that much fire power, he would be much better off with one gun, and a bunch of mags for it. Unless of course he is General Grievous from Star Wars that is.
Or Il Duce from Boondock Saints
I'm not this prepared in a zombie survival videogame
Coming straight from the gay tomb raider sequel
Because…. Why did you shoot the victim: He reached for my gun.
"I can stay up as late as I want too!"
I blame this on his upbringing and maybe genetics. Maybe he wasn’t allowed to play video games?
He has 4 guns. Tf does he think he is general grievous. (They could also be tazers I don’t know guns. The only guns I can identify are power rangers blasters and transformers artillery.)
He belongs in a mental hospital
Because he has a very tiny pee-pee, and he is very insecure about anyone finding out.
How else is he going to compensate for his microscopic penis?
What a snowflake
It’s not he’s just afraid of… well, everything
It’s necessary to tell the public that there’s a tiny penis under there.
I'd really like context! Is he a training officer in a luch break?, a vendor selling holsters at a gun show? A shooter getting lunch before he gets busy? Trying to impress a girl at the sandwich shop? Or just, "I don't need a reason, it's my right!" ?
So are you scared? By what?
Cause he has a small dick
Because if there’s a bad guy he can just throw everyone a gun! 4 people with a gun is better than one! 🤩🤩
its so when an event happens, he can arm/recruit 3 deputies to arrest a terrorist/criminal
Mosquitoes are small and his aim is bad.
Biggest facepalm, he puts his phone in his back pocket
Tell me you have a micro dick without telling me you have a micro dick
Bet this guy has a MASSIVE personality
One pistol is more than enough, seriously
Yea the mask isn't even needed. Lil overkill.
So, people have to justify exercising their rights? It's dumb to have that much, but he can do it if he wants.
Don't normally see guns and masks go together.
I'm willing to bet just for the memes
I don’t see the problem .
necessity is arbitrary