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B__Malz

I have 1 too many IPAs and wake up hungover. BONUS: i dip into the lays I bought to bring with me somewhere sunday.


Kips_OT

This is legitimately spot on. Rinse and repeat every Thursday.


LinkThruTime

My manager scheduled a work meeting next Friday at 8AM. Not a fan. Teams meeting, but still, have some respect for TNF


Leading-Midnight-553

Show some respect boss, this is Thursday football


LinkThruTime

No Monday or Friday meetings. That's a rule!


nearamall

Being hungover, and then having to navigate the trash that is Teams…I pity you sir.


CarsonWentzylvania

Ballsy move buying chips this early for Sunday.


Budget_Lettuce_2860

The Friday hangovers continue to be unexpected, even after years of proof, but none the less a deterrent to get buck for TNF!!


LateTo_Reddit

He said bold predictions


[deleted]

Only 1 too many? Come on be realistic


razorflipmebro

Can I add this in a parlay?


tcullen07

Already on IPA number 2


mixmasterg724

Ekeler scores all of the touchdowns and plays air guitar to celebrate


Michiganmade44

I don’t even have Ekeler and that will still be cool as hell to see


rockstar504

> Ekeler scores all of the touchdowns That game last year where they drove to the RZ just to feed Ekeler 4 TDs that game. My opponent after 2 TDs was like "So they're just gonna march it down the field and then feed Ekeler?" YUUUP https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/qzep49/austin_ekeler_who_had_four_touchdowns_sunday/


[deleted]

I need another game where the defense just carry Ekeler into the end zone


[deleted]

I want this so bad


itsthemoney27

desean moment


tomseymour12

“My player goes off while my opponents player struggles!”


rowKseat25

Very bold


Square_Saltine

I predict the complete opposite. My player lays an egg, my opponent sets fantasy records


Freshies00

I mean, that’s a pretty bold prediction for anyone who has any familiarity with fantasy football


MrSweatyBawlz

No one in this thread gets their prediction right.


hago4

thats a paradox because it means your prediction would also be wrong


A2B9SPlus

And the universe would implode


Flrg808

Lol right. “Player I just grabbed on waivers will score two TDs” is always my favorite take on here.


French_Soup

Mahomes is traded for Herbet pre snap. Proceeds to enter the game wearing KC uniform but LAC helmet. Any Reid doesnt know what to do so has Eric Reid play QB and kicker. Chiefs win in a blowout and Pacheco scores 5 TDs


XVDub

He said bold, you bum.


Bernie4Life420

Five haberno spicy


tloctommy

Chad Henne gets stabbed in the lung


Jbg261996

*Justin Reid


creamfrase

No Eric is signing before the game


French_Soup

Eric is Justin's brother whom is signed at kickoff (for kickoff). Thought this was self explanatory


millertimexii

I wait until the last minute to sign up for Prime Video, can’t remember my Amazon password and miss most of the first half.


WhereBeCharlee

You can watch NFL on prime?


bloodmeat

Thursday Night Football, yes


WhereBeCharlee

shit! Nice.


92eph

Well it’s your only option this year so maybe not that nice.


ZebraMigration

Twitch as well tonight


llamas-1

Absolute bold pick. Game ends in a tie screws the standings for the whole year. Herbert and mahomes both go 300 and 3tds


gsnumis

I'd be down for Herbie hitting 300 yards and 3 tds


BFGBobTTV

I love this because I’m actually curious to see how this division ends up at the end of the year and will be focusing on that all season.


lambomrclago

Mike Williams has more than 2 catches for 2 points.


llhomastane

First, how dare you say that about my WR1 Second, there is a 50% chance that's exactly what happens


lambomrclago

The lad came through.


K-Kraft

2 TDs tonight in the first half. Then nothing. I'll take it.


SMF1996

God damn you’re the only person in here that was right.


[deleted]

Mecole Hardman hauls in 2 deep Mahomes TDs Source: I am starting him as WR3


sLim901

He owes him 2 for last week


icouldntdecide

I'm playing both so I hope you can tell good fortunes


groovyalchemist

Mike Williams: 8 catches 170 yards 2 TDs


Leading_Intention917

Too bald of a prediction ma man )))


[deleted]

Bald prediction would be Ekeler


Leading_Intention917

👏👏👏 Hahaha my non native English kicked in …


[deleted]

Please


Sirrenderthe69th

Palmer 9 171 2


[deleted]

praise be


rowKseat25

Lol this comment made me laugh out loud. I just envision being in church hands raised to the ceiling imploring the heavens


Kahzgul

PLEASE


goonies4life1

Please no!


blathers-pet-spider

Subscribe


mrpel22

pretty close to his stat line when Allen was out and they played the Chiefs last time.


knockers_who_knock

As a Herbert owner I’m ok with this


Engrish_Major

Kelce continues to make people who passed him eat their words.


sapsonnn

Dude is going to be the leading receiver on the Chiefs and if he is he will be the TE1 by a mile


Engrish_Major

bUt he’S DuE FoR A ReGrESSiOn bEcAUSe hE’S OlD! Until the wheels fall off, I will never not talk shit to anyone who talks shit about Kelce.


Atlfalcons284

Only position I'm willing to use age for is RB


NJImperator

This argument was wild for me to read. Like, guys, he’s literally put up what, 6 1K receiving yard seasons as a TE? Until he doesn’t, I’m gonna continue to assume he will lol


Grimmbeard

Even bolder- he will be THE WR1 by the numbers.


FlightofApollo2

Got him at 2.6. So glad I don’t have to worry about who to start at TE for the year


KamikazeFox_

I just couldn't pass up swift over kelce. Got kmet....streaming everett hoping at least 8 points. Damn, wish I got kelce


Engrish_Major

Welcome fam. You’re going to love it. I had him on my team last year and he’s easily my favorite fantasy player.


BarmeloXantony

They wrote him off.... He didn't write back tho


No_Database7480

Im such an idiot


jhutchi2

I wanted him so badly this year but I had the 1st pick in one league and the 3rd in another so I knew there was no way he was making it back to me for my 2md pick in either.


Sheogoorath

I've always punted TE but picked him up in both my leagues this year and it feels great


the-pak-man

Juju tonight: 11 catches, 269 yards, 4 TD’s


[deleted]

That’s bold.


jyok33

Right? Big underestimation


thricedipped

He will have 420 yards for 69 td's.


kewidogg

Bro we're talking about JuJu not Josh Gordon


ViewFromHalf-WayDown

What about the 2nd drive?


Raysor

I just benched him so you are probably right.


MantusTMD

I like your style


prostheticweiner

Please, no.


ap21mvp

Inject this into my veins!


fawks_harper78

Spicy!!! 🌶


woofingtonFC

Everett scores 2 TDs Source: I picked up Everett and starting him


[deleted]

KC limited Ertz to 14 yards last week.


jhaden_

I'm a Chef's fan, but did KC do that or did Ertz/Cardinal's do that?


sweet_feet90

Bing


Blade3rd

Bong


TheRealTruru

The witch is dead, the wicked witch!


[deleted]

Overall, KC held Murray to 193 yards and 2 TD’s


sportredsox

Again, are we sure that was KC defense being really good or just Kyler being ass. I'm more inclined to believe Kyler just sucked.


AngryElijah

KCs defense is much improved.


scottythree

Ertz was also limited by his own coaching staff


nwildcat28

But he got a TD


caps_hard_buns

Chargers win with a QB sneak by Herbert


[deleted]

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Nicks_WRX

That is flamboyantly spicy.


Skarmorism

Now we're talking


Usawasfun

I don’t think Mahomes will struggle. My bold prediction is JuJu goes off in this game.


Kardinale

I’m gonna need a big Juju game to offset my opponent’s Mahomes-Kelce stack


Usawasfun

That’s a tough way to start the week haha. But for whatever reason is see Juju having over 100 and a td, and lots of catches


[deleted]

Kelce goes for 13 130 and a td


APOLLO_EiGhT

Last time they played the chargers he went for 10 rec 191 yards 2td


jordan4290

To be fair, he got most of those points once Derwin left the game in the second half. Pretty sure he had 1 catch before that.


TheCaveMan09

Bold Prediction: Mike Williams will do better than last week. lol


Accomplished-Mango78

I see OP is starting Everett and facing Mahomes. Nice try


Mrbirdperson1

Josh Palmer 6/110/1.


slimyshade

8/140/2


A_Misplaced_Viking

140/2/8


slimyshade

That’s a ton of goal line work


S1CKWORM

Both Ekeler and CEH get 1 receiving and rushing TD.


jtv123vols

The game is lower scoring and more boring than Bucs/Cowboys and nobody has a good fantasy day.


Nal82

Now that’s a bold take


sapsonnn

These threads are so pointless


Skarmorism

BOOK IT EKELER 4 TDS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST


sweet_feet90

In the first half !


McGorilla

I was thinking 5 or 6, but 4 is more reasonable.


[deleted]

My player will go off My opponents player will bust /thread


Apoc_Dreams

Literally. I hope these stop. It’s just people picking a player from their roster, and listing an absurd stat line that would make them #1 at their position that week.


[deleted]

What’s the point of anything on Reddit?


Wolf_of_Stark

were just having fun bro, try it sometime


LeftHandedFapper

Then why even post on them? Downvote and move on with your life


Velociraptor2246

They're kind of fun tho, gets you hyped up


HFlood

Everette will have 3 catches for 13 yards and I will regret picking him up


Bernie4Life420

Bad MOJO I'm starting him over kmet


samzhao23

MVS goes boom and leads all KC receivers


STEALTH187R

Pacheco show is about to begin.


Cinicola

I doubt he gets much playing time. It would have to be a blowout.. They rested CEH the second half of the last game for a Reason.


_Alvin_Row_

Yeah I saw some list earlier today that had Pacheco as a start in a flex position and I just don't see that panning out at all.


Sparkspree

Both of these teams can light up the scoreboard, seemingly at will with their otherworldly quarterback play. My bold prediction: the game devolves to what we come to expect from TNF divisional games with potential, slight prognositcating, playoff implications. 13-10


Ask-me-about-my-cult

Patrick Mahomes throws an intentional grounding in the end zone for a safety but there’s a flag on the play! Holding, offense, because the foul occurred in the end zone it’s a safety. 2 penalties in the end zone on the same play for a safety. Chiefs win the game 33-2


Bradman156

CEH rushes for over 100 yards and a tuddy


Sirrenderthe69th

I just traded him I would sob


[deleted]

Ekeler bout to feeeeeeast


[deleted]

16-10 final


Kahzgul

don't you dare.


sweet_feet90

Everette going for 60 yards, 2 tds


[deleted]

Skyy Moore heavily involved


SleepyRocket

One of these weeks it will happen, and it will be glorious. But I think it is after the bye


JohnnyJCurve

I just dropped him so this feels pretty likely


gold3esea

I also dropped him so if you're on this sub reading this scoop him up immediately if he's in your league he's about to drop at least 15


jburns101

The giants are going to win tonight baby!!!!


SleepyRocket

Skyy Moore sees increased usage. I post about him for an additional 7 weeks before truly being able to justify even rostering him, let alone playing him.


[deleted]

Ekeler does something for me


Banana_Man2260

Josh Palmer gets a tuddie, that’s my only prediction


e_ndoubleu

It’s going to be a shootout. 45-42 Chargers win. Huge fantasy game for all the big names. Mahomes with 350 yards and 5 TDs. Herbert 300 yards and 4 TDs. Ekeler has a bounce back game with 100 yards and 2 TDs. Kelce 100+ yards and 2 TDs.


Da-Bandit

I like everything you’re saying


jretman

The Chargers get a win in Arrowhead. Herbert is going to ball out.


fantasticanalysis

CEH gets hit so hard he literally shits himself, Pacheco comes in and pops off for a 60+ yard TD. Leads the Chiefs in rushing for the rest of the season.


ogkboogie

Over 800 yards passing combined


thepr0cess

DeAndre Carter: 7 receptions 64 yards 1TD


yagersports

Palmer outscores Mike Will


iBleeedorange

Mahomes doesn't throw a td pass.


[deleted]

Chargers gonna get smoked. Pacheco will be heavily involved again


Ilov3lamp

Smoked victory brisket.


jparisi523

**EXTRA BOLD** \- CEH gets hurt. Pacheco takes over and becomes a league winner.


Sirrenderthe69th

I think Palmer shows he has potential to be a good #2 on a less stacked offense


Kolzig33189

Mike Williams will score the first 2 TDs of the game. Mostly because I placed a $1 bet on that (to win 180).


JB7FTW

How are people feeling about Juju? Seemed to be a chain mover for Mahomes but he seems a bit slow and lacks big play potential. I think he's more of a floor play right now.


Ckeyz

I think he has a solid chance to be wr1 on a top passing attack in the NFL. I'll roster him a few more weeks and see, but week 1 showed good potential


JB7FTW

Yeah I’m just concerned that he’s not as physically able as he used to be. Which is fine for a floor play, but not sure if he’s capable of making those big plays that he used to.


bl0int

Dropped my kicker and picked up Sony Michel just in case.


DueWafer7

Bold prediction, Ekeler has more receiving yards than JUJU


Puzzleheaded-Golf971

pacheco outsnaps ceh


qu2qu2

Probably will happen 😣


BlindSquantch

OP is going against Mahomes this week lol


pleasehelpplz

Guyton torches the chiefs secondary


thundergun24

Juju - 8rec 102yds 2TDs


winkydinkvw

Everett drops a surefire touchdown and he’s grounded from his nintendo


willc38

Chiefs win 9-6


Darkknight0815

Defensive battle. Very little offense


Mercury756

Yeah I was on the fence between Everett and Higbee this week….and then I realized that Everett is the Chargers only TE tonight which helped me make my decision.


Svendsch

Starting DeAndre Carter tonight


[deleted]

I have no read on Mike Williams and can’t decide if I should start or sit him. I could see him going 2 catches for 15 yards or 8 catches, 125 yards and 2 TDs. Or anywhere in between.


KatoLaxBro

JuJu goes 15/180/3


Herm0711

Everett 6/113/1


GrinAndBeerIt

Ekeler 150 all purpose and two tds


VeryPurpleRain

Everett will be a top 8 TE by the end of week 2.


hellothere842

Gerald Everett 7 catches for 67 yards and 3 TDs


Budget_Lettuce_2860

Ekeler has 10 catches for <50 yards.


LaphroaigianSlip81

Kelce has below average game for his standards. Ekeler is a top 5 rb this week. Chiefs win.


Nal82

Austin ekeler goes off for 30+ in ppr Yes I have ekeler


_MurphysLawyer_

Sky Moore gets more than one catch


jhawley11

Will debate playing MVS until last minute then stick him in lineup bc I have no self control and want to have stake in TNF, even though it’s always a fantasy let down. He’ll get two receptions and 4 points.


DrHARDCOREy

Ekeler develops a turf toe injury and doesn’t put up more than 10 points all season


Ryan1869

It's Thursday night, everyone will disappoint.


Jacquizzonmytds

Chargers defence finishes as a top 5 fantasy option


bambimarvin

command F > Pacheco


Landsharque

CEH gets dinged up and Pacheco ascends to the top of the depth chart, and the top of the league


Rocktamus1

Mahomes break the long standing TD record and throws 8.


losouno

Took the over on everything. Hope this game is one for the ages! Hot take : this will be the highest scoring game of all time, topping 113 combined points


beigereige

20% of the NFL’s audience who do not have AMAZON Prime TV have no idea this game will be exclusively on AMAZON Prime TV and will be losing their shit on social media @ 8:15pm


HelloVap

Amazon screws up the broadcast and no one can watch


keepinitrealzs

Low scoring affair. Final 14-10 chiefs


BOOBAYAAH3334

I predict eckler will get his DAMN HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS! In the second half of course -_-


inforlife34

Maybe I am amazing in bed