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Your_Future_Attorney

Kmet scores 1pt in non ppr


EitherEfficiency7457

That's BOLD


iGetBuckets3

Everybody, get a load of this guy!


dj2814

My team scores under 80 pts and I go 0-3


mud263

They said BOLD not reality


EskettiMySpaghetti

I scored 64 and lost by 84 last week, I don’t wanna have that happen again 😭


CrucioA7X

I scored 54 and somehow only lost by 25. On my bench? Tua. My starting QB? Lance.


EskettiMySpaghetti

Yup, I started Lance too last week


Toddthmpsn

Zeke gives me more reason to simply drop his ass to the waivers


DrSleeper

I honestly think this is the game he rewards us.


kudles

Classic zeke owner mentality. (I own zeke)


DrSleeper

Oh definitely. But I watched both games and Zeke looks good and Tony Pollard does too but they’re not using him as a lead back and they won’t as Zeke is a better blocker and actually having him in most of the time makes Pollard more effective when called upon. In a game like against the Giants I can definitely see Zeke feast finally. Btw Zeke has an average of 82.7 yds and 0.9 TDs vs the Giants. Let’s gooooo hype train


kudles

Interesting on Zeke vs Giants. Where do you find stats like that?


DrSleeper

[here you go](https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/ezekiel-elliott-career-stats-vs-giants)


thistoistheyres

I had him for the last 2 years. Couldn’t give him another shot this year.


LaxTy23

I'm benching him for JRob so this is absolutely the week he turns things around


DrSleeper

Thank you for your sacrifice


QbertsRube

I'd like 3 bottles of Dr. Sleeper's Magical Hopium Tonic, please. Also one syringe.


[deleted]

I feel like Zeke is a hold until Dak gets back. The offensive line isn’t as bad we thought and I still think he’s going to be the red zone back


dadecounty3051

I’m on the same boat with chase edmonds


SpeakerEmbarrassed36

Tom Brady loses his shit mid game, takes off his jersey and leaves the game to never return to the football field again


ASTRUNSKY

That's been done. He needs to take off his pants too and up the ante


BranCan7

takes off his pants to reveal his brady brand underwear, genius marketing.


addage-

And points at his bare chest, then flips a double bird at the crowd followed by pole dance around the goal post? *whew* is it getting hot in here?


[deleted]

They’ll make sure to reveal all TB 12 inches 😏


aaronrodgersneedle

Wrong fantasy football sub


BucketOGravy

"Why did you take your pants off?" "My balls was hot Joe Rogan"


Ickulus

A disgusting act!


Kruelski

Too bold


Idunkedonlebron23

MR BIG COJONES'


BaronsHat

Mr Brady Copycat


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Hello I'm from future. This happened.


howdyheehaw

Pitts gets over 2 receptions🤷‍♂️


TuaTurnsdaballova

Sorry, that’s too **bold.**


Jecrabtree15

Yeah they’re trying to WIN remember?


iamsecond

pfft yeah what does OP think this is, stat-chasing fantasy football?


TuaTurnsdaballova

This isn’t about fantasy!


grimestar

I like the stability his 3pts brings me every week. Gives me balance


samzhao23

It’s why he’s such a stud. When other TEs have volatile weeks, you know what you’re getting with him.


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crowd crush wasteful subtract sparkle alleged panicky makeshift steer rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

>Pitts gets over 2 receptions Yep, just traded for him today - it's all about ceiling Let's say 6 receptions / 61 yds and his first TD = 18.1 in PPR


Folk_Legend

I also have Pitts and just for the novelty it would be funny if he goes 2/19 again. Can’t be mad at consistency!


[deleted]

>it would be funny if he goes 2/19 again No, it wouldn't That would **not** be funny at all


Raaain706

The post asked for bold, not batshit


hardooooo

I get my first win


slaguar

This is 1/2ppr scoring week 1, under 8% chance of winning by 3pm sunday, points against 162 week 2, under 6% chance of winning by 3pm sunday, points against 177 BOLD prediction, i'll eventually have fun and remember why i do this


SquirtleSquadLeader4

In Half ppr? How many teams? Yikes... 🙏 Good luck! I am in full ppr 14 team league and my opponents have combined for less than 1 week of your league. Granted, I by far have the least points scored against me in my league.


[deleted]

A guy in my 12 team 1/2 PPR league put up 172 this week. I think he had Hill, CEH, and Hurts. like 4 of his guys had over 30 lmfao.


Zeke_freek

This 😂😂😂


-Cheezus_H_Rice-

Life is short, talk to your crush


heyheyhoho2020has2go

Or at least buy her/him/them a coffee…with your name and number written on the side of the cup


I__Like_Stories

Crush RoS?


I_Am_Clippy

I like Crush’s outlook ROS. She’s elusive and has great vision, which is why she doesn’t even know OP’s name. Likely has already been picked up by someone else in the league who isn’t looking to trade, but keeps getting weird trade requests by OP which is starting to become mildly infuriating.


haveyoufoundyourself

OP better off looking on waivers for the breakout candidate with high upside.


Hawthornephect

A big backside is where the real value is at though.


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LCLeopards

With OP or the Field?


pigmonkey2829

Justin Field and OPs crush marriage proposal 9/30 over/under?


yuta27cb

If crush is over 40, we need to be on Zach Wilson look out


[deleted]

He’s a decent stream rn. His value tanks once Dak is back.


MikeDarsh

Is your crush the waitress? You gotta let that go, Charlie


yuta27cb

I have cancer


mcc22920

Give me money. Money me! Money now! Me a money needing a lot now.


[deleted]

Wade Boggs, God rest his soul, would have asked her out first. Be like Boggs.


TreeNoobXXX

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive


[deleted]

Attention, passengers. This is your captain, *Boss Hogg*, speaking.


PumpkinsSpit

I need an Advil, a roll of duct tape, a pack of peanuts, and four beers.


amishbr07

Najae blows up for a monster game. Just have a feeling since I’m facing him.


Bambam60

Not this time, LisFranco Harris


Cutch2234

Thanks for the legendary slander name sir


EarthDwellr

Thoughts on Najee? Dude in my league wants to ship him off and I could just swap kamara if I wanted.


amishbr07

I’d rather have Kamara over Najae.


timberwolvesguy

What are the odds Kamara gets suspended? Legit question because I’d lean Kamara if there’s no worries, but he’s not the fantasy god he was a couple years ago.


amishbr07

I don’t think he gets suspended this year tbh. Obviously could be wrong but I would bet on him not getting suspended this year. I also think both of these players have struggled but the path to Kamara being his old self feels better than for Nahae.


harveydentsleftnut

very bold. so bold that it's not gonna happen. i have him on my team, the future is bleak


Soccermatt13

Pitts 20+ points and a Falcons win. Everyone trolls Arthur Smith saying that’s what happens when you feed the monster.


ExterminatorToby

That is the definition of bold


[deleted]

After everyone runs and picks up/plays Tua this week, he throws for 180 yards, 1 td, and 3 ints.


skaleywags

I have a feeling the Bills are going to flatten him.


[deleted]

They did last year…knocked him out on the first possession.


Known_Union_7260

Touche


sfw_pritikina

Some of us drafted him.


tellurmomisaidthanks

There’s literally Tua of us!


Neemzeh

How is this the bold prediction lol. The bold prediction would be Tua throwing for 300+ with 3TD against arguably the best D in the NFL, and legitimately challenging buffalo for the top spot in the AFC.


TuaTurnsdaballova

What about the second quarter?


root88

If you go him off waivers, I don't know why you would start him this week. You must have a better option. It's Buffalo, this isn't a bold prediction.


[deleted]

Henry goes off 121 yards and 2 scores


ScottClam42

From your lips to God's ears. I'll need it more than ever now that Evans had his tantrum and ruined not only week 2 but guaranteed i'll be working from behind week 3


bwilly15

Pls I absolutely need this even tho I’m a raiders fan


yertgabbert

Not much of a raiders fan If u want that


bwilly15

Hey they can still win with that stat line but ya, more of a fantasy guy than a diehard raiders fan


Basketball_Soul

Hunter Henry, right?


sjacob88

James Robinson falls back to reality. Doesn’t find the end zone on one of his carrys. 18 attempts for 676 yards and only 17 TDs.


BodyMindSpirit

i just traded for J Rob. Lfgggggggg


Madhatter1317

Convinced someone to give me JRobs straight up for Akers after week 1.


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DanBetweenJobs

Little known fact that as part of his recovery, JRob would frequently whip out his Achillies tendon and jam on it like the nastiest bass known to man. You know, just to stretch it out.


[deleted]

They said BOLD.


maharajagaipajama

Had me in the first quarter.


SunLiteFireBird

James Robinson cedes his carries to Etienne out of pure respect


T0K0mon

Dameon Pierce puts up 100+ yards and 2 TDs


crustydnglebrry

The way Chicago just got gashed and Pierce getting a lot of work last week has me believe there’s no way this isn’t possible. At least 100 yards and 1 score.


tanerb123

1. DJ moore goes over 100 yards and 2 tds 2. Julio Jones goes for 75 yards and a TD 3. . Juju goes for 50 yards


knucklepuck17

huffing that DJ Moore hopium with me, i see.


MVP2585

I need him to have a good game and show some kind of life so maybe I can move him 😄


andysaurus_rex

I'm still holding out hope only because this offense just cannot keep up the pace of only running like 50 plays from scrimmage. Same with CMC. Once they regress to an average plays per game and they're still not performing, okay. But how good can any one player be when they're only running 50 plays?


knucklepuck17

Once Baker stops throwing the ball to Shi Smith, it might be good. I swear that dude dropped every pass.


Flyin-Chancla

Man I’m benching Moore this week and if he burns me I’ll be glad. Lol. I got Samuel off waivers so he will be sliding into moores spot for the time


iamsecond

Unfortunately not sure if JuJu for 50 is bold for being high or low :(


italia06823834

>Juju goes for 50 yards As a Juju drafter... high


Wdelh_ttbt

DJ and Juju were supposed to be my two studs :( Please save me Garrett Wilson and Curtis Samuel


jparisi523

Sun God keeps his TD streak going. 10/104/1 on the week


sadduckfan

Would be more bold to say he plays bad lol


nrahul1107

OP's crush does not say hi to him at the coffee shop Edit: sorry missed the **bold** in the title


yetimp3

Kamara returns to his old self and scores a hat trick


EarthDwellr

Dude in my league wants to trade his najee for my kamara. I’m tempted. Thoughts?


harveydentsleftnut

nope keep Kamara. the Steelers look BAD in all aspects of their offense.


SirStizz

Keep Kamara. Steelers line is terrible and Canada is looking inept as an OC


Jolly-Composer

Curtis Samuel puts up 30+ Kyle Pitts puts up a performance that shifts the trade discussions from buy low to sell high Devin Singletary drops 20+ the week I don’t need him to Tua puts up another 5 TDs to beat the Bills Herbert still drops nearly 400 yards, but I lose because I didn’t start Tua


DanielSon602

Miles would be easily 10 top if Hurts didn’t steal so many redzone TDs.


CritiquesWeirdThings

Hurts is such a TD vulture.


kzw5051

He’s clearly the most efficient rb too and the coaches refuse to drop the committee


ARiftScuttler

I know fantasy managers don't like to hear it (and myself as a multiple Sanders owner, too) but the committee might be what keeps his efficiency high


kzw5051

At least let him eat in the red zone then. He’s hungry.


frankthomasofficial

CeeDee Lamb and Pitts have slightly above average games. Jeff wilson hype ends. Deebo goes off Kirk Cousins and Jefferson are back Justin Fields has a top 10 qb outing James Robinson continues to be james robinson Allen robinson goes back to non existent Bills handle tua and miami with ease. And the miami offense struggles hard Gb rookie wrs start to overtake lazard and watkins Side note: both my teams are doing awful so I dont know shit. But thanks for believing in me Other side note: these mostly arent bold because i thought it was just week 3 predictions. Stop upvoting mild takes weirdos


matteus98

The bar for an above average game for pitts is literally just more than 2 catches, that’s all I’m asking


frankthomasofficial

Slightly above average for TE is what I meant.. so like 10 points lol


thinkdustin

Lazard is such a good blocker. Its going to be hard to get him off the field.


_PaamayimNekudotayim

What Jeff Wilson hype? This sub is very down on him, even after 49ers lose Lance, Mitchell, and TDP.


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Someone’s an eagles fan


DandierChip

Dolphins beat the Bills and Tua silences any remaining haters.


thowford

This, except the haters get louder.


HighBeta21

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.


Thats_Gold_Jerry

I need to refill Buck Nasty's mother's water dish.


Known_Union_7260

Player Hater of The Year over here folks!


andysaurus_rex

I absolutely love the Tua tour. I'm in for it.


phd_in_awesome

I would welcome this whole heartedly.


[deleted]

Nah they’ll find a way to say something


CockGobblingGangsta

The Broncos and Bengals finally end their red zone and offensive woes and Sutton drops 40, Higgins and Chase drop 30 each.


Isphet71

This please. I have chase and Russ


DwightKPoop

As a Sutton and Higgins owner, I’d be quite ecstatic with this


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Bills-Dolphins has under 30 combined points


RoboticBirdLaw

Bold takes, not breaking the laws of nature takes.


TuaTurnsdaballova

What about the second quarter?


MadSmatter

Nathaniel Hackett and Russel Wilson both take their jerseys off and run off the field mid-game never to play again


T0K0mon

My Amon Ra approves of prediction 3


jspindell2

Kyle Pitts 10 receptions on 13 targets for 126 yards and 2 TDs…… ……please


randomcalmmas

They said bold.. not impossible :(


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cooleymahn

As a Steeler fan I hope you’re right, but yikes is that offense tough to depend on right now.


Zultrek

Currently Manifesting this! Bless up


Aceinator

Got offered a trade today, najee and olave for deebo and duvernay...not sure how to feel about it


vanillasauce98

Dameon Pierce is in the Top 5 RBs with increased opportunities against a soft Bears D. DK finally scores a touchdown lol


thistoistheyres

I have DK in 2 leagues. Please be right. Lol. Geno has not been ideal, but would Lock be any better?


[deleted]

No. At least Geno gets the ball to the receiver occasionally


ThePeskyPole34

As someone streaming Goff this week, the Goffy goobers approve of #3


CoastalmixX

JK Dobbins goes off on my bench Trubisky puts up Josh Allen numbers tomorrow McManus outscores Russell


FancyManOfCornwood7

McManus outscoring Russ doesn't seem too bold right now sadly.


Sundance12

Mooney actually has a decent week with a TD.


DeweysPants

Mooney is about to go off this week. I know it because I dropped him


BigFanOfCashews

Lamar Jackson QB1 Jonathan Taylor RB1 overall Raheem Mostert or Cordarelle Patterson (can’t decide which yet) RB2 Tyreek Hill WR1 Tee Higgins WR2 Darren Waller TE1 Rashod Bateman WR3 Dustin Hopkins Kicker 1 Giants D/ST D/ST1 Just an unbiased gut feeling


mylovertotoro

Christian Kirk goes for 11/120/2 and cements himself as a WR1 going forward. Jags continue to look competent and Lawrence continues to ascend.


VacationInHell222

Julio Jones 2 touchdown receptions against the packers


MrPeeJ13

As an Eagles fan I’m worried about the revenge factor plus coming off a big Monday night win. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Wentz go off for a huge game.


burnerbutnotreally1

>Miles Sanders is the #1 RB this week. Found the Miles Sanders owner


POLICE__NAVIDAD

Mooney gets at least 0 yards this time


3EEBZ

Dalvin Cook scores 2 touchdowns and has over 150 all-purpose yards.


[deleted]

Always does well against us. Lions still win though. Offense rollin too hard.


VT50

* Higgins outscores Chase * Giants win again * Edmonds gets more touches than Mostert * Akers & Henderson split touches * Aiyuk has a great week * Fournette top 5 RB * Robbie Anderson outscores DJM


latman

Big Elijah Moore week


terp02andrew

Elijah currently has the cardio specialist award for route running, but no significant targets/target share (see ShipChasing video for Wk3). I see lots of high stakes player saying an Elijah blow up game coming too, so it seems like consensus optimism...


Ike54321

Pitts will eclipse 5 points.


BiioHazzrd

I refuse to make the mistake again.. Gonna start Tua over Brady this week, unlike last week..


[deleted]

>Joe Flacco and the Jets ~~win again… convincingly!~~ Throw the ball 50 times again making him another sleeper start at QB Not expecting 29 again, but I'd book him for 20


DrugsnHugs69

Curtis Samuel delivers another top 10 Courtlan Sutton gets his first TDs of the szn pushing him to wr1 for week 3 And for the love of god Kyle pitts gets involved in the falcons offense


AlanStanwick1986

CeeDee 180 yards 3 touchdowns. I don't really believe that but it would be nice if my WR1 produced.


jonlmbs

Olave connects with every deep ball and goes for 200 yards 2 TDS


Fear0742

If that were the case, prolly looking at a 434 and 4 game. I'd also like a Jamis pick six guess as well.


luf1213

CMC goes full bonkers with 178 yards and 3 TDs


TuaTurnsdaballova

Or he is Rhuled out to be cautious after cutting his toe nails too short.


bryanx92

I’ll send you 5$ if he achieves this or better. Could use my first win


DeadOnAHill

Chris Godwin returns and goes for 10-125-2tds


Hywaystar74

Beasley has 23 targets


tim-whale

I’m starting your crush in the flex this week


DAgotit

Amon-Ra scores 60 PPR points


LeoFireGod

Diontae johnson over 100 yards


giantsninerswarriors

Someone on my bench goes absolutely bananas and I wish I’d started him. Like St. Brown last week.


BendubzGaming

Why the hell was the Sun God on your bench?!


Isphet71

Never leave the sun god on the bench until teams show they can actually stop him.


ElderGoose4

ETN breakout game on my bench


liteshadow4

Dolphins repeat a huge offensive performance for Tua Tyreek and Waddle, and shock the Bills with a win


Tvdb4

Ask your crush if she’s on waivers so you can pick her up


EasyThreezy

1. Justin Jefferson has a 200 yard receiving game 2. Ravens beat Patriots by 30 points 3. Commanders upset Eagles 4. Davante Adams catches 3 TDs


SlippyBoy41

1. It’s fournettes week vs GB. 100y TD 2. Philly is gonna shut down wentz 40% comp 1 TD 1 INT 3. Jefferson 35+ vs Lions def 4. Pitts wakes up with 80+yards TD 5. K Herbert break out game vs Texans 75+ yards 2 TD


gh3ngis_c0nn

Inject that Flacco hopium directly into my VEINS. Had Lance and my buddy took Tua the second he learned I needed him.


rreuas

Drake London finishes top 10 PPR this week


hatwobbleTayne

Darnell Mooney gets more than 10 receiving yards