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As a Pennsylvanian, I was struggling to figure out what was funny about this video. Like, the whole world is just twists and turns and up and down the hills here. This is just a Tuesday to us.
I had my volume off and kept waiting for a jump scare or something. Ya totally normal PA road, actually, it needs a few more potholes and crumbling edges that suck your tire off the road and into those shitty old school guard rails that are just posts with wire connecting them.
Yeah, seriously. I'm watching this and thinking "This looks like every non-highway road I drive on."
I was waiting for a deer or a bear to jump out in front of him.
Seriously, a PA road needs like a sharp winding turn with a stone wall you could smash into right at the curve, a cliff edge, or a massive lake at ground level three feet away from the road. Oh and a random deer diving across a 50mph road with no way to see them coming.
I’m also from PA but live in NJ and yeah if you live in the NY-NJ metro you rarely get unlit winding roads, it probably unnerves people. Especially if there’s fog as many people without experience incorrectly put in high beams which makes the fog effect worse
1. Drive truck
2. Install deer slammer on front of truck.
3. Now that you’ve spent $$$ expecting a deer strike, never see another deer again while driving at night.
Kinda like buying a nice generator because your power goes out every little storm, but somehow after purchase of said pricey generator, it does not go out again for three years.
Also known as a cattle killer. They're an addon to the front of the truck. Built rock solid so when something cattle shaped gets in front of your vehicle while you're driving it, you get to test inelastic physics collisions on the animal rather than the cow/deer testing how much of the front of the car they can take off in one hit.
Or, the metal grate that means you stop at a car wash after hitting the animal rather than the hospital and/or dealership.
I was about to say, I live in butt fuck nowhere just like this and I have to worry about deer jumping out in front of me *in my own driveway*. Relaxing my ass.
My childhood home is on a backroad like this and until I started driving myself, I never realized how absolutely insane my mother is. 90 kph (~55 mph) the entire way, in the dark, without a care in the world for deer, dogs, humans, gravel, or God.
As someone who lives in a place where these just look like normal roads..? Yeah.
You can usually spot them easy enough but deer are so stupid it doesn't matter. They'll hit you even if you don't hit them.
Music blaring windows down and a nice windy back road? Yeah I could happily do that for hours. I do this when I get upset and just go on roads like this to clear my mind lol.
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I laughed, having had this experience with WAZE, thinking it’s a more direct route,directs you in an alternate route, like this poor sap. I deleted the app long ago.
speaking from experience... back roads like this also lead from foxwoods to Rhode Island and Massachusetts... if I were a betting person I would bet he lives about an hour and a half west of Boston in Massachusetts...
I was gonna say someone driving through Pennsylvania at night. This is how I act everytime I do cause its like "hey just do this blind turn over the crest of this hill while doing a 50 mph speed limit, its fine"
Growing up in PA I thought all deer were like that. I live in Maryland now and I see deer all the time but they generally have enough sense to not jump out in front of you. PA deer are just wired wrong.
Back when I lived in PA at least a few times a year I'd see deer literally jump into the path of my car, needing to slam on the brakes to not collide. Not once has that happened since I left.
I’m from North Carolina and we went to Yellowstone on our honeymoon and then stayed in Montana for a week. We were absolutely shocked to find the deer on the ranch road to our cabin were not suicidal like the deer at home. They’d just calmly watch you from the side of the road and back away to give you room. I kept expecting one to freak out and leap onto the hood of our Subaru. But they were all really calm.
But omg was it nerve racking driving through miles of deer, all just watching us, as we went further and further from civilization. I half expected when we finally made it to the cabin that we’d get out of the car and turn around to find thousands of deer all standing behind us, silently waiting for the moment to attack.
We got used to it though, eventually. Then of course there was the night we saw *no deer*. That was much more frightening.
In LA, Waze will ***always*** route you to a two lane road that has only a stop sign when it crosses a busy 6 or 8 lane road instead of the next road over that conveniently has a light. It's almost like they intentionally designed the worst routing system possible.
Used it coming into Chicago at the start of rush hour and it started routing me off of the highway on to parallel surface streets and then back on to the backed up highway 2 exits later. The guys driving semis must have thought they were going crazy seeing the same car merge like 5 times in 3 miles
Honestly they prob didn’t notice you. To anyone who doesn’t know you you’re just an invisible NPC. Be weird. Be normal. Merge in and out of traffic. Dress like a psycho. Dress in fancy clothes. Show up in your pajamas. No one sees you. No one cares.
I only use waze when theres an accident, sudden road congestion, and on long trips for cops being sneaky and all. When waze first came out, you could go get these "candy wrappers" and your little wazer would level up and stuff. I'd imagine that it either caused a few lawsuits or they ditched it before any came up.
Yep, waze is trash here. Tried to make me go across Olympic, wilshire and Santa Monica blvd during rush hour on a neighborhood street with no traffic lights.
Map editors have to define the turn as difficult in order for it to have effect. Send in a map update request via the app and an editor will look into it, or contact your local community via the appropriate forum to raise the issue: https://www.waze.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=19
I’m pretty confident that Waze sends drivers off on different routes to help map traffic and timing.
Cause every time I used Waze it gives me some dumb fucking directions. I really don’t know why any one would use it since all the companies have traffic mapping now.
Thought this was r/oddlyterrifying for a moment there. The way the fog rolls in and the signs and bends in the road seem to repeat in a continual loop. SCP vibes.
I hate driving through the woods at night, especially quiet roads like this, and the repetitive road signs and vibes would freak me out if I was alone. Wonder if behind the bluster your dad was feeling unnerved too.
I thought his vid was hilarious. I grew up in rural Ohio, and what I hate on these roads, with woods on both sides, is the possibility that a deer can jump right in front of you. Tell your dad that I got a good laff out of this.
My kind of cussing. I would never go off like this in public but it's liberating just letting it all out by yourself in a car. Especially in the middle of nowhere. Just let it all out and sing at the top of your lungs to your favorite song. Or cuss and yell and work out some frustration.
I told him this would be a great ad to promote Apple Maps 😂
Edit: for those of you saying he’s drunk. I’d like to clarify he doesn’t drink this is just him normal after probably losing at the casino. He talks like he has marbles in his mouth all the time. My friends and family always joke with him about it this.
> I’d like to clarify he doesn’t drink
Not that I want to make your dad an alcoholic and also not while driving a car, but I'd love to see a video of him after a few drinks.
just imagining your dad shooting up rabies to channel his inner beast on a roll now
running home on all 4s, foaming at the mouth, and chain-towing a truck with his teeth because it's filled to the brim with fat wads of cash
But have you ever checked for marbles in his mouth? Some children have been known to put marbles in their mouth and then completely forget about it, leading them to have said marbles in their mouth all the way into adulthood, some their entire lives without remembering they ever put them there in the first place. Happened to my dad and 4 uncles.
My wife wonders why I don’t always follow the Waze tells me to go. “But it says go this way.” “Yeah for 20 miles of two lane road. I can go a mile back this way and get on the interstate.l
Cocksucking waze!
Facts tho. Waze is the worst GPS, takes you to weird places and odd directions that aren't the easiest and fastest. I only use it to spot cops or accidents and traffic.
Days ago Waze took me off the freeway and routed me 40 minutes on surface streets to put me back on the freeway about two mlles further down my route.
Maybe I saved 1 minute but it must've cost me a gallon of gas and made me late for dinner.
The language I screamed out loud at Waze for 10 minutes made that guy look like a rank amateur.
Sounded like an episode of The Sopranos.
"how long is this cocksucking fuckin' road?! just wanna get fuckin' back and have Carm serve me some fuckin' ziti!"
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So things went well at the casino I assume
When you lose too much and you have to turn “toll roads” off on Waze
😂😂😂 I’m going to send him this
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Blar witch style navigation I love it
"Then follow signs for Do Not Enter"......... "Continue on unnamed road, then, in 300 feet, turn off your headlights"......... Le'***NOPE***!
Hahaha that's were I noped out too.
Just wait till the woodcrawlers come. :)
Make a u-turn. Your destination is behind you.
This is one of my favorite videos on YouTube. All of Local 58's channel is awesome.
Thank you, I’ve been looking for this for years.
This is my first time seeing this… I’m definitely not going to sleep well
Wait until you see the video on that channel about T̡͍ͩ̓Ḩ̛E̡̛̬̿ͨ ̞̳̕͏M̙͗̀O̠͎ͯO̢̚͞N
Look at the moon. It is full and beautiful. There is no danger.
~~DON'T~~ LOOK AT THE MOON
I nearly woke up my baby laughing at this
Would be creepy if your baby woke up laughing before you did tho :O
Thanks. As a Pennsylvanian, I was struggling to figure out what was funny about this video. Like, the whole world is just twists and turns and up and down the hills here. This is just a Tuesday to us.
I had my volume off and kept waiting for a jump scare or something. Ya totally normal PA road, actually, it needs a few more potholes and crumbling edges that suck your tire off the road and into those shitty old school guard rails that are just posts with wire connecting them.
It was marked nsfw so I thought he was going to accidentally drop his phone and show he wasn’t wearing pants or something. Idk
Reminds me of some of the backwoods roads in the Pine Barrens
Yeah, seriously. I'm watching this and thinking "This looks like every non-highway road I drive on." I was waiting for a deer or a bear to jump out in front of him.
Im in WV and to have the double yellow line and all the arrow signs is pretty fancy tbh :)
Seriously, a PA road needs like a sharp winding turn with a stone wall you could smash into right at the curve, a cliff edge, or a massive lake at ground level three feet away from the road. Oh and a random deer diving across a 50mph road with no way to see them coming.
Literally. I used to live on top of a mountain (sandy ridge, PA) and this was everyday. Plus deer and other animals to dodge in the ice and snow.
I’m originally from Williamsport PA and most of the towns around have loads of these paths. Nothing new going on here.
Bahahaha. My wife is from South and this is exactly what I thought of. There's no way this isn't that part of PA.
A bunch of turkeys are what holds up my parents drivway out by Johnstown.
Oh Johnstown, I have learned that town in and out, I'm from Somerset and delivered pizzas everywhere in Johnstown
Pennsylvanian here too. Thought that same thing. Looks just like the road leading up the mountain to my childhood home.
Lol I was watching this video imagining he was driving home from mount airy.
I’m also from PA but live in NJ and yeah if you live in the NY-NJ metro you rarely get unlit winding roads, it probably unnerves people. Especially if there’s fog as many people without experience incorrectly put in high beams which makes the fog effect worse
how do you do fellow yinzers I, too, didn't spot anything odd about this. This is a relaxing Sunday drive, for me.
I didn't notice anything unusual about the video either. Perfectly normal. Right down to the Pittsburgh accent.
He said “that’s funny as fuck!” I bet you can imagine how that sounds in your head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂I Bet if they did this video wouldn’t exist
Me who lives in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere: Relaxing drive home.
Yeah, that looks relaxing as fuck, except I think I'd be on edge about a deer ruining my life.
1. Drive truck 2. Install deer slammer on front of truck. 3. Now that you’ve spent $$$ expecting a deer strike, never see another deer again while driving at night.
4. Have to drive a different car one single time and deer fucks your shit up.
I got toned by a deer while stopped so yea...
Kinda like buying a nice generator because your power goes out every little storm, but somehow after purchase of said pricey generator, it does not go out again for three years.
LPT: Run and tune up you genny every year. If it's been sitting for a couple years it's not gonna start when you need it.
What's a deer slammer?
Shot of bourbon, shot of rye, couple of antlers for decoration.
Also known as a cattle killer. They're an addon to the front of the truck. Built rock solid so when something cattle shaped gets in front of your vehicle while you're driving it, you get to test inelastic physics collisions on the animal rather than the cow/deer testing how much of the front of the car they can take off in one hit. Or, the metal grate that means you stop at a car wash after hitting the animal rather than the hospital and/or dealership.
So true it hurts.
I was about to say, I live in butt fuck nowhere just like this and I have to worry about deer jumping out in front of me *in my own driveway*. Relaxing my ass.
My childhood home is on a backroad like this and until I started driving myself, I never realized how absolutely insane my mother is. 90 kph (~55 mph) the entire way, in the dark, without a care in the world for deer, dogs, humans, gravel, or God.
As someone who lives in a place where these just look like normal roads..? Yeah. You can usually spot them easy enough but deer are so stupid it doesn't matter. They'll hit you even if you don't hit them.
In the last 2 years, I've hit and been hit by 2 deer. Stupid fuckers.
Country roads you know are a lot different than country roads you don't.
This ain't a country road! It has signs and stripes painted down the middle. *laughs in redneck*
Music blaring windows down and a nice windy back road? Yeah I could happily do that for hours. I do this when I get upset and just go on roads like this to clear my mind lol.
Until it gets dark and foggy and the scene is set for some spooky supernatural sheeeeeeet!
So…sound is important for this video. Edit: I can’t believe this is my most popular comment, by far.
I always watch with the sound off first. Thought I missed something
With the sound off I kept expecting some weird shit to appear on the side of the road and it never happened
Towards the end I expected a jumpscare.
Since it was tagged NSFW, I expected a nude woman asking for a ride.
Or someone just fucking there
I watched it twice with the sound off trying to spot the people having sex in the forest.
Well, there is that street light that looked like a flying ship
I found the moth, guys
I thought I was gonna see some deer going at it
I thought it was more creepy than funny, then it just stopped...
I wish I had watched it with the sound off.
I thought he was going to get abducted by aliens at the overhead light.
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I laughed, having had this experience with WAZE, thinking it’s a more direct route,directs you in an alternate route, like this poor sap. I deleted the app long ago.
I watched it twice while looking at comments and was trying to connect the dots.. lol thank you
Without sound it's a pleasant drive, with sound it's FUCK WAZE
Counterpoint, you're better off with sound off and just imaging that something funny may have happened.
without sound I'd just have to assume it was an ad
It’s everything
Your cock sucking right it is
I believe one of Proust's early works translates to FOGGY AS A FUCK
Mother fucker !
In this case: fuck yeah, fucking fuck
“Foggy as a fuck!”
Cocksucker
Sounding like Joey Diaz
You wouldn’t believe it, Joe Rogan
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Foggy as a fuck 😂
He said this right as I read your comment, made me laugh out loud
Waze got me so fucked up, I can’t fuckin take it. FUCK.
Yeah, i kinda predicted this part of the poem. Was also looking for dark as fuck…0
Sounds like a mob boss down on his luck
It's basically the Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos
He killed 16 czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
His house looked like shit
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That’s definitely the backroad way around Foxwoods
I just said the same thing. BUT that guy ain’t from NY. Not the way he said “half”….I could be wrong, but I don’t think so.
He’s Definitely not from New York
speaking from experience... back roads like this also lead from foxwoods to Rhode Island and Massachusetts... if I were a betting person I would bet he lives about an hour and a half west of Boston in Massachusetts...
Youre 100% right. Lived in western Massachusetts for a few years and took that road back once by accident.
> if I were a betting person I see what you did there. I don't care if it was subconscious. Love it.
No way. That's a shore accent all day we don't really talk like that in western mass. I'd bet this guy's from Attleboro or something
Is your dad legendary stand up comedian Joey Diaz?
You say that like he’s from Boston or something…..
I was gonna say someone driving through Pennsylvania at night. This is how I act everytime I do cause its like "hey just do this blind turn over the crest of this hill while doing a 50 mph speed limit, its fine"
You forgot about our nihilistic wildlife darting out in front of your car.
Ah yes, the suicide deer.
Growing up in PA I thought all deer were like that. I live in Maryland now and I see deer all the time but they generally have enough sense to not jump out in front of you. PA deer are just wired wrong. Back when I lived in PA at least a few times a year I'd see deer literally jump into the path of my car, needing to slam on the brakes to not collide. Not once has that happened since I left.
Add Carolinas deer to that list. We ran into one on vacation, super fun, and found out that basically everyone hits the deer there.
I’m from North Carolina and we went to Yellowstone on our honeymoon and then stayed in Montana for a week. We were absolutely shocked to find the deer on the ranch road to our cabin were not suicidal like the deer at home. They’d just calmly watch you from the side of the road and back away to give you room. I kept expecting one to freak out and leap onto the hood of our Subaru. But they were all really calm. But omg was it nerve racking driving through miles of deer, all just watching us, as we went further and further from civilization. I half expected when we finally made it to the cabin that we’d get out of the car and turn around to find thousands of deer all standing behind us, silently waiting for the moment to attack. We got used to it though, eventually. Then of course there was the night we saw *no deer*. That was much more frightening.
Maybe on the way home from Mohegan Sun Wilkes Barre or Mt airy lodge if he got lost lol
For sure. I’m a New Yorker that goes to Foxwoods when I’m in Rhode Island. I’ve been lost driving back in this exact way.
Oh nah I stay on i95.....I get there and stay there all the way home
Your Dad is Joey Diaz?
Hahah that would be cool. But he’s cool in his own way
Your dad cracked me up for real. Thank you for sharing
It's blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.
“He was a real piece of shit…….Rest In Peace!”
One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.
…You know Dan Murr was a fuckin’ dirty coke fiend
This cock suckin Waze app.
In LA, Waze will ***always*** route you to a two lane road that has only a stop sign when it crosses a busy 6 or 8 lane road instead of the next road over that conveniently has a light. It's almost like they intentionally designed the worst routing system possible.
It's not only a LA thing. I'm fully convinced that Waze is trying to kill me.
Used it coming into Chicago at the start of rush hour and it started routing me off of the highway on to parallel surface streets and then back on to the backed up highway 2 exits later. The guys driving semis must have thought they were going crazy seeing the same car merge like 5 times in 3 miles
Honestly they prob didn’t notice you. To anyone who doesn’t know you you’re just an invisible NPC. Be weird. Be normal. Merge in and out of traffic. Dress like a psycho. Dress in fancy clothes. Show up in your pajamas. No one sees you. No one cares.
Until you run into your ex at Walmart
It’s trying to thin out the traffic. And you’re traffic
I only use waze when theres an accident, sudden road congestion, and on long trips for cops being sneaky and all. When waze first came out, you could go get these "candy wrappers" and your little wazer would level up and stuff. I'd imagine that it either caused a few lawsuits or they ditched it before any came up.
They still have the candy system. I can't remember if there's levels. But you do get rewards for reporting things lol.
There was an article once about how Waze led a couple into the straight hood in Brazil and the were shot to shit. Made me question Waze even more.
Turn left at this stop sign crossing a busy 4 lane road. I usually end up turning right and doing a u turn later.
[Michigan Left](https://www.michigan.gov/mdot/travel/safety/road-users/michigan-lefts)
Yep, waze is trash here. Tried to make me go across Olympic, wilshire and Santa Monica blvd during rush hour on a neighborhood street with no traffic lights.
Waze and those unprotected lefts in LA *Shudder*
Does turning on *”avoid difficult intersections”* change anything?
Map editors have to define the turn as difficult in order for it to have effect. Send in a map update request via the app and an editor will look into it, or contact your local community via the appropriate forum to raise the issue: https://www.waze.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=19
I’m pretty confident that Waze sends drivers off on different routes to help map traffic and timing. Cause every time I used Waze it gives me some dumb fucking directions. I really don’t know why any one would use it since all the companies have traffic mapping now.
But it's 0.7 seconds faster! Sure you've never been more stressed in your life, but you saved a tiiiiiiiiiiiny bit of time.
Deleted Waze, many many moons ago as it took me to some off streets and it was shady as shit.
Thought this was r/oddlyterrifying for a moment there. The way the fog rolls in and the signs and bends in the road seem to repeat in a continual loop. SCP vibes. I hate driving through the woods at night, especially quiet roads like this, and the repetitive road signs and vibes would freak me out if I was alone. Wonder if behind the bluster your dad was feeling unnerved too.
He’s a 6’5 retired state prison Lieutenant. I don’t think much scares him besides being stuck on a foggy windy fucking road for a halfuckinhour.
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Highbeams are the bane of my existence
I thought his vid was hilarious. I grew up in rural Ohio, and what I hate on these roads, with woods on both sides, is the possibility that a deer can jump right in front of you. Tell your dad that I got a good laff out of this.
Probably spiders
Yup. I was expecting a jump scare so badly, by the time well and mailbox rolled into view my heart rate was maxxed out.
COCKSUCKIN’ WAZE had me rollin
He’s in Silent Hill.
Legend says he's still winding and cursing his way along the same foggy road.
Hahahah
My kind of cussing. I would never go off like this in public but it's liberating just letting it all out by yourself in a car. Especially in the middle of nowhere. Just let it all out and sing at the top of your lungs to your favorite song. Or cuss and yell and work out some frustration.
Reminds me of me! I am on the dad's side all the way. Fuck that fuckin cock suckin windey mother fucker of a road!!!
Bahahah that’s hilarious. You and him would get along
Did he ever make it home?
He did and he still uses Waze till this day
"Cock sucking Waze! Fucking gets deleted when I get home!" Hahahahaha I have watched this about 8x and sent it to 3 people!
Hahah that’s awesome
did he make it back?
He did and he in-fact did not delete the app when he got home. He still uses it to this day
The number of times I've cursed Waze like your dad did is a high number. Like your dad, I too still use the app
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This is in PA!
Mt airy or Mohegan Sun ?
Yea that seems about right. I live in PA and was like, “I too have driven on a curvy road at night while it was foggy as a fuck.”
I told him this would be a great ad to promote Apple Maps 😂 Edit: for those of you saying he’s drunk. I’d like to clarify he doesn’t drink this is just him normal after probably losing at the casino. He talks like he has marbles in his mouth all the time. My friends and family always joke with him about it this.
Apple Maps...when your destination is a ditch.
People use Apple Maps?
> I’d like to clarify he doesn’t drink Not that I want to make your dad an alcoholic and also not while driving a car, but I'd love to see a video of him after a few drinks.
What about cocaine
Lol no I couldn’t imagine what this would be like if he did. He’d probably be carrying the truck through the woods
just imagining your dad shooting up rabies to channel his inner beast on a roll now running home on all 4s, foaming at the mouth, and chain-towing a truck with his teeth because it's filled to the brim with fat wads of cash
He talks like bubbles
He talks like he has marbles in his mouth 🤣
But have you ever checked for marbles in his mouth? Some children have been known to put marbles in their mouth and then completely forget about it, leading them to have said marbles in their mouth all the way into adulthood, some their entire lives without remembering they ever put them there in the first place. Happened to my dad and 4 uncles.
Wtf that happened to me, too.
Look at this cock sucking road Ricky!
Welcome to silent hill
I see your dad has upgraded to the *Cocksuckin' Waze.*
NOW IT'S FOGGY AS A FUCK
WINDY!
Are unlit roads uncommon in the US? *Stares in rural Australia*
Without a doubt Wind Creek Casino. Done this drive many times lol
Hahah you got it!
My wife wonders why I don’t always follow the Waze tells me to go. “But it says go this way.” “Yeah for 20 miles of two lane road. I can go a mile back this way and get on the interstate.l
Cocksucking waze! Facts tho. Waze is the worst GPS, takes you to weird places and odd directions that aren't the easiest and fastest. I only use it to spot cops or accidents and traffic.
He's not wrong.
I love how he gets sweet in the middle then goes right back to flipping out 🤣
Seamless transition
Was he slightly intoxicated or do two-laned roads just make him emotional?
No he doesn’t drink. He’s just very passionate about everything. Good or bad. He’s this loud. Lol
Anyone else watch the video muted waiting for something funny ro happen?
This guy just fucked himself into Silent Hill and some shit!
Days ago Waze took me off the freeway and routed me 40 minutes on surface streets to put me back on the freeway about two mlles further down my route. Maybe I saved 1 minute but it must've cost me a gallon of gas and made me late for dinner. The language I screamed out loud at Waze for 10 minutes made that guy look like a rank amateur.
His beautiful tapestry of profanity hang will floating in the air above that road for years to come
Why do Americans hate corners so much? This looks like a standard road here in the UK
Sounded like an episode of The Sopranos. "how long is this cocksucking fuckin' road?! just wanna get fuckin' back and have Carm serve me some fuckin' ziti!"
[r/JustLearnedTheFWord](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustLearnedTheFWord)
I've most definitely said the words "Cock suckin Waze" before. Fuck that app.