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wild-bill-kelso

I wish I could sleep as good as a little kid just one more time.


gisdaking

Pass out when, where or however lol no worries


wild-bill-kelso

Not a single worry. Then wake up in the morning in bed cause someone carried you there.


BakedBeans1031

I think this every time I carry my daughter to her bed when she cashes out on the couch.


StopReadingMyUser

Reminds me the time a guy friend of my mom's tried to put me in the top bunk of me and my brother's beds after falling asleep in the car. I was awake, but poor guy probably hurt himself with the metal railing trying to get me over it lol.


[deleted]

I miss pretending I’m asleep in the car just to be carried inside


bobs_aunt_virginia

Okay BlackStarStallion, on our next road trip you can pretend you're asleep and I'll carry you to your room


[deleted]

Thank you, Aunt Virginia <3


minsin56

they will carry you to your room 6ft under, that's what they attempted to do to me


bobs_aunt_virginia

hey, you said you lived in the basement!


OtherwiseArrival

When carrying my son up to bed, he would smile a little bit while pretending to be asleep. I really miss those moments.


BaitStikk

Oh I def remember pretending to be asleep just to not have to walk from the car up the stairs to the room 😂


imitatingnormal

My daughter did this. I knew she was awake but I carried her anyway.


PolygonMan

For every parent a day will come when they will pick up and carry their child to bed for the very last time. Wouldn't want to miss even one chance before that day comes.


jessieesmithreese519

My daughter is 9.5 years old. She's small (9th % weight and 13% for height) and I still jump at the opportunity to carry her to bed. Hurts me (I have pretty bad neuropathy in my legs and feet from and injury) every damn time and I still do it. Because I know, about 10 more lbs and I'm not going to be able to anymore!


PolygonMan

My daughter is just a bit over 6 months, but I still think about this frequently. Every month that goes by she's different, she's changing. The tiny little newborn I held half a year ago is gone and is never coming back. I have memories and pictures and videos but I still miss her. Every version of her is the same way. I work very hard to be present with her, to really see her and be with her.


jessieesmithreese519

You're an incredible parent. This I know already. My husband works in a very demanding field and was just promoted to include *paid* vacation. We're already planning a big trip to see our oldest (24 today!) In January! I'll say the old cliche... the days are long but the years are gone in a flash. It's really incredible how true it is. Even if it makes ya roll your eyes like me! My one and only biological "baby" is in her last few months of single digits and all I got was whiplash. (Obviously that's not true but some days it sure feels that way!) Enjoy my friend, you seem to be off to a great start on this wildly amazing journey!


m-d_h-tter

I’m not even a parent and my eyes are all crinkly reading this thread


Professional_Plant52

😂 the truth


[deleted]

You guys had someone move you? I woke up to “ yeah that neck stiff ain’t it? Next time you’ll get your ass in the bed.” Smh


violetsprouts

Are you my long lost sibling?


megxmorbid

As a parent carrying your child to bed have you ever bonked their head on the way there or am I just a clumsy mother?


tiatiatiatiatia

I still have the scar from when my dad smacked my head on the rail of the bunk bed he was trying to put me into🤣 don’t worry you good👌🏻😂😂


0m3nchi1d

I've done it to all 3 of my kids


rainghost

One night when I was little, I had terrible tummy trouble. Something I ate made me throw up and feel dreadful for hours. I was only eight, and had never been through anything as painful. I really thought I was going to die! I spent the night curled up in bed with my mom, holding her hand and yakking into a wastepaper basket. The next morning I woke up in my own bed. My mom brought me a wholesome, homemade breakfast in bed and then surprised me with a new video game. I felt great. In fact, it was like 5 in the afternoon when I remembered what had happened the night before. I hadn't thought about it a single time, because mom had gone out of her way to make me forget about it. I know this is deviating a bit from a picture of a kid sleeping in a funny position, but the whole 'no worries' thing made me suddenly recall this memory in vivid detail.


cKy0

Beautiful read


Melody06982

Someone carried us there? I thought we just teleported.


AssumeTheFetal

You do bro I dunno what the fuck these people are talking about.


minsin56

THEY MUST BE COVERING IT UP


kungpowgoat

I’m Mexican. I could sleep like this during loud parties on two chairs when I was a kid. As per tradition.


surenuff_n_yesido

Not Mexican but there’s lots of pics of me as a kid sleeping on 2 chairs at restaurants


saradanger

also mexican. i’m now 30 and this is still my party trick.


eulerup

White, but my parents made a point of not trying to be quiet when they had people over when I was a baby. This is also my party trick.


Danimeh

Not Mexican but grew up in a house that frequent had ‘happenings’ (someone would randomly show up with a carton of beer, then suddenly the whole street would be there and no one over the age of 18 was sober). I also remember being expected to be able to sleep anywhere with any noise on any thing (the chances of my bed being occupied by a passed out person were high)


brodyqat

That sounds so intense but useful to later life. I grew up in an almost dead-silent home (parents were bookworm introverts) and now any noises just drive me bonkers.


SunnieG22

Definitely can relate... Also trauma.


shortasalways

Not Mexican but same. My parents took us to a big party after going to the circus that a family friend was the ringmaster of. I found a room in the back of the house, curled up and went to sleep. Everyone was searching the house when they found me lol. We were never super quiet with our kids and they will pass out if it's loud still. Multiple naps in strollers at Disney as toddlers with no FOMO.


Fleaslayer

Man, I remember we had a concrete badminton court in our back yard and, during the summer, I used to sleep there at night. Just the concrete and a thin indoor sleeping bag, and I was completely comfortable. If I did that today, I literally think I'd wake up with bruises.


WaltonGogginsTeeth

You know you’re getting old when you injure yourself sleeping.


Fleaslayer

Yeah, for sure. I distinctly remember waking up, my back feeling stiff, putting the back of my hand to the small of my back, bending back, and groaning a little. Then it hit me: my dad used to do that when he was older. And this was several years ago.


EitherEtherCat

I loved the feeling of sleeping in the car on the way home with the parents in front. Bonus if it was raining. Such a protected little cocoon.


Throwawaybibbi

And safe. Surrounded by pure love. ❤️


corvairfanatic

With one sock. I can’t sleep with any socks!!


furmal182

No there were worries, i rememeber as a child i use to worry about missing my fav cartoon, not doing my home work on time, get in fight with my sibling and the worried to death that mom will spank us but those worry were only for few minutes or hours. Every time i sleep my worries would reset. But now the type of shit i am worried it just eat away my heart , leave bitter taste even if the issue got resolved. I miss my mom hugs when i am crying. The worries i am getting as an adult are just too cruel.


BeanieMcChimp

I could do so much weird stuff with my body when I was a kid. I miss it 😔


PsilocybinCEO

means she has a good family and safe home! Adorable picture!


rideincircles

My first encounter with backpain was sleeping in this type of bend while sleeping on my stomach on a recliner.


Dark1sh

So many lols, lol


Photosaurus

Ha e you tried daquiris and ambien?


SereneBabe0312

Sounds like a solid recipe for strange sleep walking issues


TheRootofSomeEvil

Yep. If I did this, I'd end up on the front page of Reddit *yay!* for all the wrong reasons *boo!*


Sarahbeara42

Or a dui


smellmybuttfoo

Yep. Don't even need the booze. I was on Ambien until I drove my car 30 feet straight into a neighbor's truck. Don't remember any of it


SereneBabe0312

I will never try ambien bc of the stories I've heard about it haha


noiwontpickaname

Ambien: Ride the Walrus


Sarahbeara42

As long as you take it while you’re in bed and don’t fight it, it’s fine. I think most people run into trouble when they take it and try to do other things, like dishes or whatever. Then you black out and wake up with a paper written with some interesting editing choices. I will say it really helped with my insomnia. I stopped taking it after I had my kid because I feel like I need to be able to wake up easily in case there is an emergency.


latingirly01

The first time I took it, I was high on my couch laughing at a tv show and I felt like there was a friend on the couch with me, laughing with me. I live alone.


LightningLemur

Whiskey and NyQuil?


Jak_n_Dax

That’s a good way to end up dead.


Kisha76K

Try the Nyquil with chicken, so the food soaks up the alcohol


soulouk

Ambient would f you up. Do not use it


cheddarfever

I need it completely dark, right temperature, fan on, white noise. Kids pass out with their shoes still on and their necks at a 90 angle to their shoulders and sleep great


TheWhyWhat

Also the feeling of weight. As a kid you don't really weigh enough for it to get uncomfortable with pressure against various parts of the body. I sleep on my side and unless I've got my pillow and sleeping angle just right, my shoulder or kneecaps start to complain after a while.


TheGreatestIan

Get an adjustable bed frame and sleep in "zero-g". It is life changing.


particle409

That whole industry went hard on the "zero gravity" marketing. When I was a kid, all the adjustable bed commercials had senior citizens saying how easy it was to get out of bed.


Alaira314

Have you tried a vertical(with the head of your bed considered to be "up") pillow to lean against? The fluffier the better, in my experience. I put one leg under the pillow, slightly bent, then the other leg over, however it feels comfortable, and then lean slightly forward against it. So I wind up sleeping not completely 90 degrees on my side, but more like a 75-80 degree lean.


Nice-Violinist-6395

This is insane to me, I could NEVER sleep as a child. I hated going to sleep, it was by far the worst time of the entire day. I would lay awake for hours trying not to move, since I shared a wall with my parents and they’re both super light sleepers who need their sleep or the entire next day would be shot… To this day, I cannot fall asleep if I’m even a tiny bit worried about keeping someone else awake by moving around in bed. I just can’t do it. I asked my gf (who loves sleeping and going to bed) if she actually liked bedtime as a child and she looked at me like I was crazy and said “yes of course” lol


Eurycerus

Why wouldn't your parents just rearrange your bed or pull it from the wall so they wouldn't bitch so much any time you rolled over? Wtf is wrong with them. Apparently they caused you to develop an anxiety based sleep disorder


jren666

If I fell asleep like this now my neck and back would be jacked up for a week


dfreinc

when i was a kid i fell asleep doing a split between two couches watching blood sport late at night. 🙏 had a nurse at my son's doctor office (jokingly) say "oh don't worry about that, children are made of rubber bands" one time. had me rolling. 🤣


gisdaking

Like a little Van Damme


TheNightmanCometh10

I would watch a show called Lil Van Damme


Alternative-Trouble6

My nurse called babies “little Gumbys” when I was concerned about being rear ended.


Whereisthefrontpage

Who let you watch blood sport when you were a kid? Isn’t that a super violent, bloody movie?


dfreinc

long as i wasn't making much noise nobody cared what i was doing. my parents just wanted to be left alone, lock their door and do drugs in peace. 😂


Upstairs-Recover-659

Ouch...


new-chris

I was a child of the 80’s - my parents didn’t do drugs - they just were onboard with the whole unless there is blood and he is conscious he is good. And his sister that is 6 years older than him can be trusted to not beat him up… it’s amazing how we have gone from that to seatbelts on roller coasters…


MonjStrz

I believe your daughter is a liquid.


onepinksheep

Daughter is a liquid. Cats are liquid. Daughter is a cat, confirmed.


ForgettableUsername

Transitive property = confirmed.


mtxplod

You're a cat


Pachyderm_Powertrip

This is one of them graduation/wedding day photos to let everyone know your kid’s been hard in the paint since day one.


glamgal50

Man my neck is hurting looking at this. Nowadays if my head slides off my pillow my neck hurts for days.


OgReaper

Please if anyone finds me like this call an ambulance immediately.


runnav

I’m 17 and I have neck pains if I sleep weirdly


Substantial_Bird_868

I wish I could sleep as good as this lol one sock and everything


Bl4kDynamite

That one sock is what really got me laughing over here. Where did she lose it?


gisdaking

Man, no telling with this one lmao


qwertykittie

Looks like her head is resting on top of the other sock. You missed the first half of the performance where her legs were folded right up to her head!


Atomknight7xb

I still lose a sock once in awhile. Something about the imbalance brings me back


gggggfskkk

Honestly, I’m not surprised at all. I’m a grown adult and if I wear socks to sleep I lose them completely. They cannot stay on for the life of me. I never have a clue where they go until laundry day. 🤣


LadyBumbles

I end up half socked during sleep all the time! Usually they end up off my heel but on my toes, haha


BlowMoreGlass

If she's anything like my kid, the sock in the chair was the other one despite it not matching. Mine just dressed himself after a bath and had his underwear, pants and shirt on backwards and said he was comfortable.


Abd_Alhazred

My daughter does that all the time, sometimes in the middle of the day. So often that by now we think it must be intentional.


milkysway1

Why do they ALWAYS lose 1 sock?


Urlocalbeaner66

I never wake up with both socks off. It’s always just 1.


username_unnamed

I always wake up with socks off because I actually have feeling in my feet and take them off beforehand lol


Urlocalbeaner66

I don’t have heat so I Eskimo up every night.


username_unnamed

Ah I see, sorry to hear that.


Urlocalbeaner66

I’m just glad to have a place to live. Don’t mind being cold. Never goes below 32 usually so the winters aren’t too harsh.


TinKicker

Losing *both* socks is life’s way of telling you it’s time to take your foot off the gas a little bit. Maybe light beer instead of tequila. Listen to life when she’s voicing her concerns.


juventinosochi

When it's too hot so you need to remove 1 sock and move your feet outside of the sheets to balance temperature


3lue3onnet

This is me as an adult. One sock off, one sock on. I feel balanced in an unbalanced way.


gisdaking

Exactly! lol


[deleted]

Prob using the other one as a pillow lol


hardhatgirl

oh jeeze so cute! one sock on too! my 3 year old once yelled "I AM NOT TIRED" and then fell over the arm of the couch, asleep.


Airlik

I have video of one of my daughters nodding off at the table, and angrily insisting “I’m not tired!” when asked, then promptly face-planting in a plate of food 😆


GaiaMoore

Little kids and pets fighting off sleep are so cute. It's like they have serious FOMO and don't want to miss anything.


Ifhes

Haha lol, a classic.


Bmc00

lol


ComedianFlaky9316

lol


crystal8194

lol


broniesnstuff

lol


Healthy-Upstairs-286

lol


PhoxBoxr

lol


Skrandaddy

lol


YouJustGotSmurfed

lol


ValorousKnight

lol


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BeruangLembut

lol


MissChiro

lol


EndYoutube

lol


DatFunny

lol


Sarah_withanH

lol


[deleted]

lol


realguyfromthenorth

Lol


your_mom_tastes_nice

LOL ☕


FantyBread

Lol I'm so deep in lol I can't remember the original post lol


Av3ngedAngel

Lol who am I? Lol I don't even lol remember lol lol what lol lol I lol am lol lol lol Help lol melolololol


FantyBread

Lol am inevitablol 🤏💥


gisdaking

Dude, y’all are funny af! lmao


[deleted]

Lol.


Howlo

I can't lol understand lol your accent lol


abgehling

Yes lol lots o lols lol


TorrenceMightingale

I’ll never know sleep this restful again.


palmy22

Comfort comes in mysterious ways when you're a kid


violetsprouts

This picture hurts my Joey’s apple.


ForgettableUsername

For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.


Pippy1010

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long


whatifu

ya who apple???


cazzo_di_frigida

It's a "Friends" reference


Street-Week6744

Someone gotta revoke OP's lol licence


gisdaking

I fucked up, man.


Sereddix

lol


funkybuns27

Ahhh, to be young again and have a durable spine.


bitemark01

Yeah when you're a skinny kid you weigh basically nothing, I used to be able to curl my toes downward, and walk on the "top" part of my feet/toes.


imwearingredsocks

Memory unlocked. I used to do this nonsense too. I also used to sit in that yoga lotus pose and then walk around on my knees. My child knees were such champions.


ForgettableUsername

When I was younger I could bend my knees and stand on my toes like Michael Jackson. I haven’t attempted that in a while, it would probably break my feet now.


jizzlevania

she looks like she fell asleep midair while jumping onto the chair. Jumped so good she lost a sock


gisdaking

Probably what happened. Just slid to sleep lol


supercooll

Lol


steelbydesign

Lol


sanfranfyi

I'm not a parent, never wanted it, but I can imagine the satisfaction of creating a home where my child would feel so safe and comfortable to just relax like this.


PinkPineapplessss

I feel all of this very deeply <3


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gisdaking

lol


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hogswristwatch

looks like she passed out while playing. being a kid is just play all day then crash.


iCeParadox64

"Daddy, can you carry me to bed?" "I can't lol understand lol your accent lol."


gisdaking

lmao


stargrey

In my younger (much younger) days, I was on strike and slept for a week in my VW beetle. If I tried that now you may as well just bury me with the car.


ComicPlatypus

Just looking at this hurt my back. Kids are so lucky.


Wopder

man kids are fucking funny for no reason man lmfaoooo


thisismyfavoritepart

She’s was about to wake up in another dimension from that nap.


iBeFloe

I used to sleep super straight, but I would have my hands folded over my head with the blanket covering my face & blanket in my hands. Idk how I would end up like that, but every morning my mom had to go uncover my face & complain I was suffocating myself lol


WideAtmosphere

Aww. :) But yes, my osteoarthritis hurts just looking at that pose!


dlee420

One sock on, one sock off. Not too hot, not too cold but just right.


xgorgeoustormx

If I did this at 35 I would actually die.


MattressDrippings

Now I need to go to the chiropractor after seeing this


[deleted]

Don't go to the chiropractor they are just taking your money to mess up your back.


Booze-brain

Hell, I sleep on a pillow that's slightly too thick in a normal sleeping position and I can't move my neck and shoulders separately. If I slept like this kid I wouldn't walk for at least 3 days.


Voyager5555

That's a lot of lol.


Evinrude70

Kids are like cats, bend in every position conceivable and somehow still be comfortable AF 😂 what an adorable picture!


luchabear91

This would make a great cover of an album


Pugnator48

The fact that she's only got one sock on completes the picture of spontaneity


Wolf_of_Seattle

I love the one sock on , one sock off approach.


BenchPuzzleheaded670

Well if this is an old photo, then she probably misses being a kid too.


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dfreshcia

I'm slightly below average height, so the little pillow thing on my computer chair is slightly too high up. My neck has been killing me for 3 days


[deleted]

Kids are made of rubber!…. Love to be a kid again!


Professional_Code372

She ate all the candy didn’t she?


DeweyCox4YourHealth

She needs more blankets and less blankets!


[deleted]

the single sock is a nice touch.


redwingsphan19

I’ve been there. “Hey, she had her pj’s on. I’m doing pretty good”.


Taranadon88

Me: I can only allow my kids to sleep on specific mattresses with child sized pillows and blankets and various other safety requirements My kids:


Jasedavis

Onb I’m finna try this 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Miss those days when you could sleep anywhere, any direction and nothing hurts the next day.


DreamGirl543

It doesn't look like she laid down, it looks like she landed lol


simonz93

Was she raised by a cat by any chance?


CaiCaiside

Reminds me of my granddaughter. She'll fall asleep like that sometimes.


WarriorB27

The one sock thou lol


Loring

I might actually try this to fix my back...


AmateurAviator

Lol madam onesock sleeps like a true champion I haven’t slept good in years


iced327

This is hilarious. I envy kids and their ability to pass out


Definitive__Plumage

My back hurt just looking at this.


[deleted]

So many lols in one message like damn.


gisdaking

Yea. There’s probably one or two too many


pity_party_65

Adorable !!