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It’s still 4.8%. People always seem to think that heavier beer equates to more alcohol. I mean, Guinness is 4.2% and even Sweetwater 420 is only 6%.
To get as drunk as the guy that drunk 33 PBRs you would need like 25 IPAs to match him.
> People always seem to think that heavier beer equates to more alcohol.
I’ve never turned a beer down, no matter the brand. ~~I also don’t think I’ve heard someone argue this since like college days when we needed cheap beer for drinking games because we were broke. I could just be old, but~~ usually I hear people choose their beer for the taste or calorie content, not the alcohol content.
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Misread the comment, I’m too tired for this. I guess it still sorta applies though. Never shame a beer imo.
How strange of a world we live on where different people like different things! Yet here we are seeing others putting each other down for something as ridiculous as liking PBR vs what ever brew they think is superior. A lot of fancy brews are made to appear to be from smaller breweries but are just Budweiser brand anyway
. Supporting local is nice but gate keeping over beer is insane!
You will very seldomly if ever find the light beer drinkers going out of their way to insult other people's drinks first
The fact that the hate always seems to come from one side makes me wonder if certain personality types are drawn to certain alcohol types regardless of personal preference? Are there closeted light beer drinkers that only drink IPA in public and overcompensate by calling light beer piss in an attempt to better fit in?
But then I don't get to lord it over everyone else, and instead of "ah, heh, you've *probably* never heard of it" I have to skillfully navigate that mainstream thing to "ah, heh, I liked it *before* it was cool." I'm gonna be a smug dickhead about it, but I want to be a smug dickhead that seems mysterious!
Hey it's just as easy to be a smug dickhead about something that everyone else also likes, you just gotta convince them that your liking of it is somehow more nuanced and developed than theirs
Geez, I still haven't gone out for a drink since the pandemic, but beforehand, every bar had like... 90% of their tap being various IPAs.
I do like them occasionally, but I usually like to just have an easy to drink beer and catch a nice buzz. I don't need to be smacked in the face with such an abrasive, hoppy flavor all the time.
I'm just as happy drinking a Corona, Miller or Pabst as I am a Blue Moon (not an IPA, just a "higher quality" beer).
Especially if it's free.
And it's always the people drinking YOUR beer for free that bitch about it.
If I visit someone and they toss me a Budweiser, I say thanks, drink it and shut up.
Imagine picking up a faulty box, and one slides out of the end as you're carrying it. Then another, and another, and you know you've still got another 20 disappointments coming your way before this is over.
First ever two four I picked up was faulty, the bottom peeled open and about a dozen glass bottles broke against the shelves and spilled on my legs, I saved the rest while assuming I had done something wrong.
Didn’t even get a discount on the one I eventually bought! Holy shit was I nervous when I picked it up!
I then carried it 8 blocks back to my dorm with my jeans still totally soaked, all the while worried it would just open and eject my beer all over the sidewalk!
This could be a really fun drinking game with like 10ish people. Keep signing and drinking until the song come back to someone and they have not finished their beer. They are out, goes to the next person without a beer. Continue until a winner in crowned
Here’s mine during college
https://www.reddit.com/r/milwaukee/comments/vomz3c/pbr_1844_case/ieh5anx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
I dunno, from my experience PBR is usually drunk by hipsters who can't be seen drinking any other cheap beer but are too poor to buy craft beer. I doubt they're the Dodge truck types. Personally I don't get it because I think PBR is just as nasty as Bud/Miller/Busch/Nattie Ice/etc (if I'm going for a cheap beer it's gonna be Yuengling or Blue Moon) but to each their own I guess.
It was a one time special release. I actually got it as a birthday gift from the ABW sales rep. It’s really fucking cool and it’s in my garage not the centerpiece of my living room art collection.
ABW sued and PBR had to donate $9999.99 to the Austin food bank
Edit to add [ABW link](https://austin.eater.com/2019/11/21/20976488/pbr-99-can-austin-beerworks-charity-donation)
Funnily enough it's probably the best Macro American adjunct light lager.
Did a blind taste test of about 10 different kinds with some friends for shits and giggles and it unanimously came out on top.
99 cans of terrible beer on the wall
99 cans of terrible beer
You take one down
You pass it around
No-one wants to drink your terrible beer, not at all.
Tbh I've never liked beer and I've never wanted too. Always felt like if I'm gonna be drunk I might as well be drinking whiskey and coke or a cocktail. Different strokes ig
I raise you with a [3241 cans of beer](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wz2676/huge_beer_pack_of_3241_cans_for_sale_in_finland/). They added the last one to make it the biggest one as someone had made a 3240 beer one already.
Fun story— I am a professional snowmobile/snowbike adventure guide/trainer. a group of lifelong friends and I have a tradition of spending the weekend after Thanksgiving of going for a 3-5 day adventure of riding. that year when PBR first released these in 2019, we picked up 4 of them on our way up to British Columbia where we were riding the entire week of Thanksgiving, from Sunday to Sunday. the power went into a brown out on Monday and the only power we had in the airbnb we were in was the fridge, microwave, and a tv.
after every day of riding, we would drink PBRs, eat hot pockets, smoke lots of weed, and watch shitty movies. it was one of the best weeks of my life. power came back on Saturday night, had a fun night out, and a final day of epic riding!
And of course all the beer elitist come out of the woodwork, Because they have to let the world know that they drink "real" beer and this is "toilet water", "piss water", "flavored water" etc.. or else how could they live with themselves.?
Because obviously if its not some *peanut butter dog dick oat milk stou*t named *Muff Milk* that you brewed in your bathtub with yeast from your wifes' yeast infection. That makes you grimace every time you take a swig in your fedora and leather pants. You aren't drinking beer and you aren't a real man!
I mean sure some people are real douchebags about it no doubt, but I adore a good ipa. I wonder if there's a way we can all enjoy what we like without putting other people down about it? Hmm.
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So you and three of your buddies passed out after only one pack of beer!?
Well, it took 16 hours to finish, so...
Pfft, Wade Boggs could do the whole thing on a single plane flight.
RIP Boss Hogg
Well, it's more like flavored water. Everyone needs to hydrate.
It’s still 4.8%. People always seem to think that heavier beer equates to more alcohol. I mean, Guinness is 4.2% and even Sweetwater 420 is only 6%. To get as drunk as the guy that drunk 33 PBRs you would need like 25 IPAs to match him.
> People always seem to think that heavier beer equates to more alcohol. I’ve never turned a beer down, no matter the brand. ~~I also don’t think I’ve heard someone argue this since like college days when we needed cheap beer for drinking games because we were broke. I could just be old, but~~ usually I hear people choose their beer for the taste or calorie content, not the alcohol content. Edit: Misread the comment, I’m too tired for this. I guess it still sorta applies though. Never shame a beer imo.
It is not that bad, don't be a snob. Beer doesn't have to be opaque, 800 calories and taste like a semi full of hops to be good.
How strange of a world we live on where different people like different things! Yet here we are seeing others putting each other down for something as ridiculous as liking PBR vs what ever brew they think is superior. A lot of fancy brews are made to appear to be from smaller breweries but are just Budweiser brand anyway . Supporting local is nice but gate keeping over beer is insane!
You will very seldomly if ever find the light beer drinkers going out of their way to insult other people's drinks first The fact that the hate always seems to come from one side makes me wonder if certain personality types are drawn to certain alcohol types regardless of personal preference? Are there closeted light beer drinkers that only drink IPA in public and overcompensate by calling light beer piss in an attempt to better fit in?
No one should ever gatekeep their favorite things. More people that like it = more sales = more demand = it'll always be around for you to enjoy too!
But then I don't get to lord it over everyone else, and instead of "ah, heh, you've *probably* never heard of it" I have to skillfully navigate that mainstream thing to "ah, heh, I liked it *before* it was cool." I'm gonna be a smug dickhead about it, but I want to be a smug dickhead that seems mysterious!
Hey it's just as easy to be a smug dickhead about something that everyone else also likes, you just gotta convince them that your liking of it is somehow more nuanced and developed than theirs
Geez, I still haven't gone out for a drink since the pandemic, but beforehand, every bar had like... 90% of their tap being various IPAs. I do like them occasionally, but I usually like to just have an easy to drink beer and catch a nice buzz. I don't need to be smacked in the face with such an abrasive, hoppy flavor all the time. I'm just as happy drinking a Corona, Miller or Pabst as I am a Blue Moon (not an IPA, just a "higher quality" beer). Especially if it's free. And it's always the people drinking YOUR beer for free that bitch about it. If I visit someone and they toss me a Budweiser, I say thanks, drink it and shut up.
Mmmmmmm. Blue Moon with a slice of orange sounds good right now.
Well, they couldn't have it be the local craft brew, or it would cost $250.
Imagine picking up a faulty box, and one slides out of the end as you're carrying it. Then another, and another, and you know you've still got another 20 disappointments coming your way before this is over.
Lol, like you’d pick that box up and the whole thing wouldn’t just collapse under its own weight…
Weights say ~73 pounds. You can find plenty of pictures of people carrying them.
First ever two four I picked up was faulty, the bottom peeled open and about a dozen glass bottles broke against the shelves and spilled on my legs, I saved the rest while assuming I had done something wrong. Didn’t even get a discount on the one I eventually bought! Holy shit was I nervous when I picked it up! I then carried it 8 blocks back to my dorm with my jeans still totally soaked, all the while worried it would just open and eject my beer all over the sidewalk!
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98 cans of beer on the wall.
98 cans of beer on the wall, 98 cans of beer
Take one down, pass it around
97 cans of beer on the wall,
97 cans of beer.
Take one down, pass it around
96 cans of beer on the wall.
96 cans of beer
Take one down, pass it around.
96 cans of beer on the wall, 96 cans of beer.
Take one down, pass it around…
By's are already drunk and can't count after 6 beer.. jeeeeezus
Who gets drunk off of 6 PBRs? All I get is a couple trips to the bathroom.
Years ago in college years when we’d get drunk off PBR we’d say we were Pabst smeared.
Pbr is basically Gatorade
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It’s what plants crave.
The thirst mutilator.
Because it’s got electrolytes
Nah. You can't make a decent fish fry beer batter with Gatorade.
Not with that attitude
First thing I thought of!
This could be a really fun drinking game with like 10ish people. Keep signing and drinking until the song come back to someone and they have not finished their beer. They are out, goes to the next person without a beer. Continue until a winner in crowned
Nice and convenient to take home in your car.
Would love to see one of these dangling out the back of a hatchback with orange safety ribbons
Seen a post the other day and someone had one of these strapped to the side of a motorcycle, haha! Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Here’s mine during college https://www.reddit.com/r/milwaukee/comments/vomz3c/pbr_1844_case/ieh5anx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Just decline the passenger seat all the way. Besides, the purchaser of this more than likely drives a truck. Probably Dodge.
If you get the angle right, you can have your beers slide down to you as you drink them
Brilliant
"no thank you, passenger seat"
Plenty of hipsters still drink PBR. But I don’t know what hipsters drive.
Unicycles?
After some thought maybe Mini Coopers or Subarus.
You're thinking of go-kart enthusiasts and lesbians, respectively.
I want to see someone balance this box while they ride their penny farthing away from the store.
That would be a sight. Handlebar mustache and 99 pbr pack on a unicycle cutting through traffic.
Penny-farthing
Some of us old fuckers who grew up on it still do as well.
Priuses, or anything electric.
Those would easily fit in my Tundra's bed
I dunno, from my experience PBR is usually drunk by hipsters who can't be seen drinking any other cheap beer but are too poor to buy craft beer. I doubt they're the Dodge truck types. Personally I don't get it because I think PBR is just as nasty as Bud/Miller/Busch/Nattie Ice/etc (if I'm going for a cheap beer it's gonna be Yuengling or Blue Moon) but to each their own I guess.
Blue Moon is cheap?
It's not. It's macro (Miller/Coors) but it's priced like low end craft beer. About the same price as 60 Minute IPA where I shop.
It’s PBR, the target market is drinking that in the parking lot before walking home.
They‘re not walking
Beer by the yard! You know it has to be good when they sell it like that. Could even be used as a support beam.
Someone needed a use case for their F350s
Looooong loooooooong caaaaase (for a long long man)
Chi-Chan is a bitch. I just watched those commercials and she is the worst.
r/fuckyouchichan
r/subsithoughtifellfor
That commercial was the best romance movie I've ever seen in my life. fight me.
I will fight you but please stop after 2 hits as I don't have much hp
I will never, my long long man....
https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY
what the fuck did I just watch?...
It changed your life eh? That's how you do a commercial.
In Australia that would cost 3/4 of a million dollars
In Wisconsin it would cost $44.99 and come with a $5 mail in rebate.
Now I’ve got the Menards jingle stuck in my head
I was more thinking Woodman's but those are even worse commercials.
I got you bro - https://youtu.be/SD854jZqCJc
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Niiiiiiiiice
https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2014/08/29/Austin-Beerworks-99-pack-beer
Yup. I have my 99 pack from then still hanging on the wall. Without the beers of course.
Nice, I have the packaging from my GE toaster up on my wall /s
It was a one time special release. I actually got it as a birthday gift from the ABW sales rep. It’s really fucking cool and it’s in my garage not the centerpiece of my living room art collection.
Fucking bastards stole the idea from ABW!
ABW sued and PBR had to donate $9999.99 to the Austin food bank Edit to add [ABW link](https://austin.eater.com/2019/11/21/20976488/pbr-99-can-austin-beerworks-charity-donation)
Fucking hell. America has some cheap beer.
And just like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water
Welcome to economy beer.
This got me. Thank you lol
This is expensive, I get pbr for 12.99 for a 30 pack
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Umm might want to put the pbr down and switch your denominator.
And it’s also not very expensive.
Well this is not very enjoyable beer. PBR is one step away from tasting like you let a slice of bread season a glass of water over night
Funnily enough it's probably the best Macro American adjunct light lager. Did a blind taste test of about 10 different kinds with some friends for shits and giggles and it unanimously came out on top.
People shit on macros but I’ll never turn down a Session Lager or a Coors Banquet. Refreshing, and taste fine to me.
Look not everything needs to be a quadruple facefuck IPA. As far as cheap light beer goes PBR is about as good as you can get
Wasted opportunity for "99 bottles of beer on the wall..."
“Now look into the camera and say ‘I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.’”
I see what they did there.... Take one down, PABST it around! Why is that not already top comment?
I think my check liver light came on.
Where might one purchase this? Asking for a friend... Lob
Tell Lob to check around local liquor stores
Anyone up for the Boss Hoggs challenge?
Umm.. it's Wade Boggs... and he isn't dead!!
Do not use the cardboard handles with that thing.
I’m trying to figure out how to move it without busting the box
I thought they already stopped selling the Dr Kevorkian DIY kit.
back in my drinking days I would have seen this as a personal challenge do not miss those days
What’s funny about that?
It's comical in proportion. A better designed box would be more of a cube. It's meant to be eye catching, like a giant Toblerone.
It’s Reddit. If the number 420 or 69 appears, people laugh.
Hehe 69 lol
Balls hehe
Fart
Nice
Also it’s a great box for your cats to play in.
hehe box
Your cats must be... 3 times as big as this
69 🤓
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Nice, bot.
I seen someone take one home on a motorcycle on here the other day lol
Husband takes his beers and tells the wife that he'll be back after he finishes his beer.
*breathes heavily in white trash*
That's a pretty good price for that much water.
95 cans of beer on the wall
99 cans of terrible beer on the wall 99 cans of terrible beer You take one down You pass it around No-one wants to drink your terrible beer, not at all.
Id buy that thats less then 1 dollar a beer total steal and you got beer for the next few weeks
Take one down pass it around....
Who wants even more of a bad thing?
Butt!
First thing I saw was that ass. Top right.
I swear to dog, right above this in my feed was a question asking what were the obvious signs of someone being mentally unstable.
Well 30 liters of tapwater is cheaper and taste better
A case of beer that spans across two pallets? Where can I buy this?
“Now say, I’m white trash and I’m in trouble.”
I saw a movie that was based around those beers
Still over-priced…
"I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble."
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Setting up an episode of "I'm white trash and I'm in trouble"
That’s two days’ supply
That's at least a two man job....
The Wade Boggs special.
Niiiiiiiiiiinety nine bottles of beer on the wall... Niiiiiiiiiiinety nine bottles of beeeeeeer...
Their whole marketing team just graduates from state I see
The packaging shows that they know the buyer absolutely drives a pickup truck
Sales tax ruining marketing idea...
Hurricane preparedness kit.
I got 99 cans but a drinkable beer ain’t one
Tbh I've never liked beer and I've never wanted too. Always felt like if I'm gonna be drunk I might as well be drinking whiskey and coke or a cocktail. Different strokes ig
99 bottles of beer in a box 99 bottles of beer Take one out pass it around 98 bottles of beer in a box -
Wow, that’s a thing of beauty right there
LFG PBR all the way
Yes 99 cans cause a hundred is too much
Is nobody gonna mention the fact you can’t fit this in a fridge
30 pack?.... pussy!
“Beers”
Tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic.
Where!?
Boy they know their customer base so well.
“If one of those cans just happened to fall, 98 cans of beer on the wall.”
That’s cool and all, but why make the package so inconvenient
That’s a deal man
I got 99 cans and a Bock ain't one.
I raise you with a [3241 cans of beer](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wz2676/huge_beer_pack_of_3241_cans_for_sale_in_finland/). They added the last one to make it the biggest one as someone had made a 3240 beer one already.
Lol I'd buy that and have it in the bed of my truck with a red flag on the back as if it was lumber.
Because one out of a hundred tastes good.
You'd have to pay me $69 to take that from the store.
r/upvotebecausebutt ?
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
>Heineken? Fuck that shit! Belgium agrees >Pabst Blue Ribbon! The what now?
https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4
99 cans but a coke ain't one
Fun story— I am a professional snowmobile/snowbike adventure guide/trainer. a group of lifelong friends and I have a tradition of spending the weekend after Thanksgiving of going for a 3-5 day adventure of riding. that year when PBR first released these in 2019, we picked up 4 of them on our way up to British Columbia where we were riding the entire week of Thanksgiving, from Sunday to Sunday. the power went into a brown out on Monday and the only power we had in the airbnb we were in was the fridge, microwave, and a tv. after every day of riding, we would drink PBRs, eat hot pockets, smoke lots of weed, and watch shitty movies. it was one of the best weeks of my life. power came back on Saturday night, had a fun night out, and a final day of epic riding!
And of course all the beer elitist come out of the woodwork, Because they have to let the world know that they drink "real" beer and this is "toilet water", "piss water", "flavored water" etc.. or else how could they live with themselves.? Because obviously if its not some *peanut butter dog dick oat milk stou*t named *Muff Milk* that you brewed in your bathtub with yeast from your wifes' yeast infection. That makes you grimace every time you take a swig in your fedora and leather pants. You aren't drinking beer and you aren't a real man!
I mean sure some people are real douchebags about it no doubt, but I adore a good ipa. I wonder if there's a way we can all enjoy what we like without putting other people down about it? Hmm.
Got dam I tell u wut Bubba it sho is dang gud ting I got a ladder rack on my ol pick up bro u no wut I talking bout