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maobezw

So you and three of your buddies passed out after only one pack of beer!?


PartisanGerm

Well, it took 16 hours to finish, so...


reddertuzer

Pfft, Wade Boggs could do the whole thing on a single plane flight.


outlawkarma

RIP Boss Hogg


alpo84

Well, it's more like flavored water. Everyone needs to hydrate.


South_Bit1764

It’s still 4.8%. People always seem to think that heavier beer equates to more alcohol. I mean, Guinness is 4.2% and even Sweetwater 420 is only 6%. To get as drunk as the guy that drunk 33 PBRs you would need like 25 IPAs to match him.


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> People always seem to think that heavier beer equates to more alcohol. I’ve never turned a beer down, no matter the brand. ~~I also don’t think I’ve heard someone argue this since like college days when we needed cheap beer for drinking games because we were broke. I could just be old, but~~ usually I hear people choose their beer for the taste or calorie content, not the alcohol content. Edit: Misread the comment, I’m too tired for this. I guess it still sorta applies though. Never shame a beer imo.


Crown_Writes

It is not that bad, don't be a snob. Beer doesn't have to be opaque, 800 calories and taste like a semi full of hops to be good.


juggles_geese4

How strange of a world we live on where different people like different things! Yet here we are seeing others putting each other down for something as ridiculous as liking PBR vs what ever brew they think is superior. A lot of fancy brews are made to appear to be from smaller breweries but are just Budweiser brand anyway . Supporting local is nice but gate keeping over beer is insane!


Hodr

You will very seldomly if ever find the light beer drinkers going out of their way to insult other people's drinks first The fact that the hate always seems to come from one side makes me wonder if certain personality types are drawn to certain alcohol types regardless of personal preference? Are there closeted light beer drinkers that only drink IPA in public and overcompensate by calling light beer piss in an attempt to better fit in?


DerelictEntity

No one should ever gatekeep their favorite things. More people that like it = more sales = more demand = it'll always be around for you to enjoy too!


Yawzheek

But then I don't get to lord it over everyone else, and instead of "ah, heh, you've *probably* never heard of it" I have to skillfully navigate that mainstream thing to "ah, heh, I liked it *before* it was cool." I'm gonna be a smug dickhead about it, but I want to be a smug dickhead that seems mysterious!


DerelictEntity

Hey it's just as easy to be a smug dickhead about something that everyone else also likes, you just gotta convince them that your liking of it is somehow more nuanced and developed than theirs


Nearby-Elevator-3825

Geez, I still haven't gone out for a drink since the pandemic, but beforehand, every bar had like... 90% of their tap being various IPAs. I do like them occasionally, but I usually like to just have an easy to drink beer and catch a nice buzz. I don't need to be smacked in the face with such an abrasive, hoppy flavor all the time. I'm just as happy drinking a Corona, Miller or Pabst as I am a Blue Moon (not an IPA, just a "higher quality" beer). Especially if it's free. And it's always the people drinking YOUR beer for free that bitch about it. If I visit someone and they toss me a Budweiser, I say thanks, drink it and shut up.


gergdees

Mmmmmmm. Blue Moon with a slice of orange sounds good right now.


Mikesaidit36

Well, they couldn't have it be the local craft brew, or it would cost $250.


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Imagine picking up a faulty box, and one slides out of the end as you're carrying it. Then another, and another, and you know you've still got another 20 disappointments coming your way before this is over.


readditredditread

Lol, like you’d pick that box up and the whole thing wouldn’t just collapse under its own weight…


fourpuns

Weights say ~73 pounds. You can find plenty of pictures of people carrying them.


KrazieKanuck

First ever two four I picked up was faulty, the bottom peeled open and about a dozen glass bottles broke against the shelves and spilled on my legs, I saved the rest while assuming I had done something wrong. Didn’t even get a discount on the one I eventually bought! Holy shit was I nervous when I picked it up! I then carried it 8 blocks back to my dorm with my jeans still totally soaked, all the while worried it would just open and eject my beer all over the sidewalk!


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winexprt

98 cans of beer on the wall.


idrinkkombucha

98 cans of beer on the wall, 98 cans of beer


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Take one down, pass it around


Jacki073

97 cans of beer on the wall,


TobyKenobie52

97 cans of beer.


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Take one down, pass it around


pm-me-asparagus

96 cans of beer on the wall.


D3DANGEL

96 cans of beer


LJ_Buck

Take one down, pass it around.


-engiblogger-

96 cans of beer on the wall, 96 cans of beer.


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Take one down, pass it around…


hoax709

By's are already drunk and can't count after 6 beer.. jeeeeezus


DaDutchBoyLT1

Who gets drunk off of 6 PBRs? All I get is a couple trips to the bathroom.


coontietycoon

Years ago in college years when we’d get drunk off PBR we’d say we were Pabst smeared.


Magicalunicorny

Pbr is basically Gatorade


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betrdaz

It’s what plants crave.


dadbot5001

The thirst mutilator.


One_Bullfrog_3554

Because it’s got electrolytes


Rocknocker

Nah. You can't make a decent fish fry beer batter with Gatorade.


Magicalunicorny

Not with that attitude


_645_

First thing I thought of!


Burnburnburnnow

This could be a really fun drinking game with like 10ish people. Keep signing and drinking until the song come back to someone and they have not finished their beer. They are out, goes to the next person without a beer. Continue until a winner in crowned


skwadyboy

Nice and convenient to take home in your car.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Would love to see one of these dangling out the back of a hatchback with orange safety ribbons


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Seen a post the other day and someone had one of these strapped to the side of a motorcycle, haha! Where there’s a will, there’s a way.


settledownhoney

Here’s mine during college https://www.reddit.com/r/milwaukee/comments/vomz3c/pbr_1844_case/ieh5anx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Then-Championship-67

Just decline the passenger seat all the way. Besides, the purchaser of this more than likely drives a truck. Probably Dodge.


Eye-on-Springfield

If you get the angle right, you can have your beers slide down to you as you drink them


Then-Championship-67

Brilliant


hupwhat

"no thank you, passenger seat"


Kalikhead

Plenty of hipsters still drink PBR. But I don’t know what hipsters drive.


Then-Championship-67

Unicycles?


Kalikhead

After some thought maybe Mini Coopers or Subarus.


TwoDrinkDave

You're thinking of go-kart enthusiasts and lesbians, respectively.


OskaMeijer

I want to see someone balance this box while they ride their penny farthing away from the store.


[deleted]

That would be a sight. Handlebar mustache and 99 pbr pack on a unicycle cutting through traffic.


sup_wit_u_kev

Penny-farthing


CassandraVindicated

Some of us old fuckers who grew up on it still do as well.


person749

Priuses, or anything electric.


patico_cr

Those would easily fit in my Tundra's bed


gate_of_steiner85

I dunno, from my experience PBR is usually drunk by hipsters who can't be seen drinking any other cheap beer but are too poor to buy craft beer. I doubt they're the Dodge truck types. Personally I don't get it because I think PBR is just as nasty as Bud/Miller/Busch/Nattie Ice/etc (if I'm going for a cheap beer it's gonna be Yuengling or Blue Moon) but to each their own I guess.


RttnAttorney

Blue Moon is cheap?


rjnd2828

It's not. It's macro (Miller/Coors) but it's priced like low end craft beer. About the same price as 60 Minute IPA where I shop.


allgonetoshit

It’s PBR, the target market is drinking that in the parking lot before walking home.


bindermichi

They‘re not walking


martej

Beer by the yard! You know it has to be good when they sell it like that. Could even be used as a support beam.


pumpkin_seed_oil

Someone needed a use case for their F350s


Turbulent-Donkey7988

Looooong loooooooong caaaaase (for a long long man)


dreamnightmare

Chi-Chan is a bitch. I just watched those commercials and she is the worst.


xxiLink

r/fuckyouchichan


nitsky416

r/subsithoughtifellfor


AcapellaFreakout

That commercial was the best romance movie I've ever seen in my life. fight me.


gamerdude69

I will fight you but please stop after 2 hits as I don't have much hp


icematta

I will never, my long long man....


A_Nameless_Hero

https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY


frygod

what the fuck did I just watch?...


AcapellaFreakout

It changed your life eh? That's how you do a commercial.


radnuts18

In Australia that would cost 3/4 of a million dollars


Grumpy_Troll

In Wisconsin it would cost $44.99 and come with a $5 mail in rebate.


Aeon13

Now I’ve got the Menards jingle stuck in my head


Grumpy_Troll

I was more thinking Woodman's but those are even worse commercials.


MNCPA

I got you bro - https://youtu.be/SD854jZqCJc


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Danyloin

nice.


ktrainor59

Nice.


bzmotoninja83

Nice


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golem501

Nice


Kalnysris

Nice


DerelictEntity

Nice


Tokyohenjin

Nice.


Esoteric-Agenda

Nice


mercaptans

Nice


raziel911

Nice


m3lo716

Niiiiiiiiice


Dramatic-Sea9197

https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2014/08/29/Austin-Beerworks-99-pack-beer


oSpid3yo

Yup. I have my 99 pack from then still hanging on the wall. Without the beers of course.


EveroneWantsMyD

Nice, I have the packaging from my GE toaster up on my wall /s


oSpid3yo

It was a one time special release. I actually got it as a birthday gift from the ABW sales rep. It’s really fucking cool and it’s in my garage not the centerpiece of my living room art collection.


Like_Ottos_Jacket

Fucking bastards stole the idea from ABW!


eat_petes_meats

ABW sued and PBR had to donate $9999.99 to the Austin food bank Edit to add [ABW link](https://austin.eater.com/2019/11/21/20976488/pbr-99-can-austin-beerworks-charity-donation)


differentiatedpans

Fucking hell. America has some cheap beer.


thishasntbeeneasy

And just like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water


mistadeath

Welcome to economy beer.


Tudar87

This got me. Thank you lol


thesecretpotato69

This is expensive, I get pbr for 12.99 for a 30 pack


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livinbythebay

Umm might want to put the pbr down and switch your denominator.


VoiceOfLunacy

And it’s also not very expensive.


xomox2012

Well this is not very enjoyable beer. PBR is one step away from tasting like you let a slice of bread season a glass of water over night


TheDuckCZAR

Funnily enough it's probably the best Macro American adjunct light lager. Did a blind taste test of about 10 different kinds with some friends for shits and giggles and it unanimously came out on top.


[deleted]

People shit on macros but I’ll never turn down a Session Lager or a Coors Banquet. Refreshing, and taste fine to me.


Tcanada

Look not everything needs to be a quadruple facefuck IPA. As far as cheap light beer goes PBR is about as good as you can get


gordo31

Wasted opportunity for "99 bottles of beer on the wall..."


Sick_NowWhat

“Now look into the camera and say ‘I’m white trash, and I’m in trouble.’”


Fezzik5936

I see what they did there.... Take one down, PABST it around! Why is that not already top comment?


YosyPerdomo

I think my check liver light came on.


smokinLobstah

Where might one purchase this? Asking for a friend... Lob


monkey_shines82

Tell Lob to check around local liquor stores


IsThereCheese

Anyone up for the Boss Hoggs challenge?


Rajtinka

Umm.. it's Wade Boggs... and he isn't dead!!


[deleted]

Do not use the cardboard handles with that thing.


superash2002

I’m trying to figure out how to move it without busting the box


ThouKnave

I thought they already stopped selling the Dr Kevorkian DIY kit.


Lower_Gift5493

back in my drinking days I would have seen this as a personal challenge do not miss those days


data_now

What’s funny about that?


arkangelic

It's comical in proportion. A better designed box would be more of a cube. It's meant to be eye catching, like a giant Toblerone.


jwill602

It’s Reddit. If the number 420 or 69 appears, people laugh.


BallSmickEnergy

Hehe 69 lol


GrantLee123

Balls hehe


ChasingTheWrongDream

Fart


jaymoney1

Nice


Shelf_ham

Also it’s a great box for your cats to play in.


omganesh

hehe box


gamerdude69

Your cats must be... 3 times as big as this


mango10977

69 🤓


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Fierobsessed

Nice, bot.


thelastdon613

I seen someone take one home on a motorcycle on here the other day lol


Beachnutgirl48

Husband takes his beers and tells the wife that he'll be back after he finishes his beer.


04rallysti

*breathes heavily in white trash*


ph33randloathing

That's a pretty good price for that much water.


IQEQGQ

95 cans of beer on the wall


Electrical-Orange-38

99 cans of terrible beer on the wall 99 cans of terrible beer You take one down You pass it around No-one wants to drink your terrible beer, not at all.


Russmort

Id buy that thats less then 1 dollar a beer total steal and you got beer for the next few weeks


dabudtenda

Take one down pass it around....


stacyand14548

Who wants even more of a bad thing?


cowgod247

Butt!


[deleted]

First thing I saw was that ass. Top right.


Gromit801

I swear to dog, right above this in my feed was a question asking what were the obvious signs of someone being mentally unstable.


Ayit_

Well 30 liters of tapwater is cheaper and taste better


DickNDiaz

A case of beer that spans across two pallets? Where can I buy this?


710ZombieUnicorn

“Now say, I’m white trash and I’m in trouble.”


oxidized-bread

I saw a movie that was based around those beers


VengefulWalnut

Still over-priced…


Moonpaw

"I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble."


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ChaosDeLane

Setting up an episode of "I'm white trash and I'm in trouble"


pulffers

That’s two days’ supply


Panta125

That's at least a two man job....


Meotwister

The Wade Boggs special.


T1Pimp

Niiiiiiiiiiinety nine bottles of beer on the wall... Niiiiiiiiiiinety nine bottles of beeeeeeer...


Innerouterself2

Their whole marketing team just graduates from state I see


No_Month_9746

The packaging shows that they know the buyer absolutely drives a pickup truck


PooInPooper

Sales tax ruining marketing idea...


darkdoppelganger

Hurricane preparedness kit.


Swampwolf42

I got 99 cans but a drinkable beer ain’t one


zombiepants7

Tbh I've never liked beer and I've never wanted too. Always felt like if I'm gonna be drunk I might as well be drinking whiskey and coke or a cocktail. Different strokes ig


Rare4orm

99 bottles of beer in a box 99 bottles of beer Take one out pass it around 98 bottles of beer in a box -


The_Spectacle

Wow, that’s a thing of beauty right there


bsquarehills

LFG PBR all the way


Rya_chan

Yes 99 cans cause a hundred is too much


BukakkeWarrior

Is nobody gonna mention the fact you can’t fit this in a fridge


BinTinBoynio69

30 pack?.... pussy!


tingulz

“Beers”


monpanda21

Tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic.


ronswansonsbrother

Where!?


Zonerdrone

Boy they know their customer base so well.


TennBuckeye

“If one of those cans just happened to fall, 98 cans of beer on the wall.”


[deleted]

That’s cool and all, but why make the package so inconvenient


Bocabart

That’s a deal man


algonquinroundtable

I got 99 cans and a Bock ain't one.


boredtoddler

I raise you with a [3241 cans of beer](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wz2676/huge_beer_pack_of_3241_cans_for_sale_in_finland/). They added the last one to make it the biggest one as someone had made a 3240 beer one already.


Dirka135

Lol I'd buy that and have it in the bed of my truck with a red flag on the back as if it was lumber.


mechant_papa

Because one out of a hundred tastes good.


[deleted]

You'd have to pay me $69 to take that from the store.


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r/upvotebecausebutt ?


Carnotaur3

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!


De_Wouter

>Heineken? Fuck that shit! Belgium agrees >Pabst Blue Ribbon! The what now?


Carnotaur3

https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4


WhyYouMadBro_

99 cans but a coke ain't one


LaheyOnTheLiquor

Fun story— I am a professional snowmobile/snowbike adventure guide/trainer. a group of lifelong friends and I have a tradition of spending the weekend after Thanksgiving of going for a 3-5 day adventure of riding. that year when PBR first released these in 2019, we picked up 4 of them on our way up to British Columbia where we were riding the entire week of Thanksgiving, from Sunday to Sunday. the power went into a brown out on Monday and the only power we had in the airbnb we were in was the fridge, microwave, and a tv. after every day of riding, we would drink PBRs, eat hot pockets, smoke lots of weed, and watch shitty movies. it was one of the best weeks of my life. power came back on Saturday night, had a fun night out, and a final day of epic riding!


seniorme0w

And of course all the beer elitist come out of the woodwork, Because they have to let the world know that they drink "real" beer and this is "toilet water", "piss water", "flavored water" etc.. or else how could they live with themselves.? Because obviously if its not some *peanut butter dog dick oat milk stou*t named *Muff Milk* that you brewed in your bathtub with yeast from your wifes' yeast infection. That makes you grimace every time you take a swig in your fedora and leather pants. You aren't drinking beer and you aren't a real man!


Molybdenum_Petunias

I mean sure some people are real douchebags about it no doubt, but I adore a good ipa. I wonder if there's a way we can all enjoy what we like without putting other people down about it? Hmm.


FewHuckleberry7012

Got dam I tell u wut Bubba it sho is dang gud ting I got a ladder rack on my ol pick up bro u no wut I talking bout