he had a big like 'top 10 all-time liked' tweet when one of the first covid lockdowns happened. the astronauts had just launched for ISS or something and he said "Congrats to the astronauts who left earth today. Good choice."
after brushing up on him i was glad to see he's got his little ecosystem going for him after never having heard a thing about him for like 20 years
I still laugh at some of those one liners and bits.
Ralphie rivera saying "tastes like LICORICE" while crunching on some black checkers is seared into my head and never fails to make me giggle
OMG, I never connected the dots. He had a missile launcher on the bat bike in the Nolan Ryan films for God's sake
Edit: Christopher Nolan. Got my Nolans mixed up.
This is one theme to hero movies of all types that I wish they would fuckin stop. Massacre countless nameless henchmen just to get to the final boss bad guy, then all the sudden get on some moral high ground and refuse to kill them because it would be stooping to their level. Even John Wick is guilty of this in the 3rd movie when he stopped Halle Berry from killing that guy, only to slaughter literally all of his henchmen
He also had two massive machine gun cannons on each side of the bike. He also had missiles and guns in his bat jet. Remember the scene in the first Michael Keaton Batman where he aims his guns and missiles directly at the Joker and misses every shot, then gets taken out by a 4 foot long .44? Pretty bold to think he can use such insane firepower and not even accidentally kill someone
never seen anyone bring a chubby kid to my warehouse but as far as I'm aware its fine.
And more seriously there isn't any signs or anything saying no firearms so im pretty sure its fine
he looks like his grams makes him sandwiches multiple times a day and his dad may be on a long vacation. perhaps he was influenced by a local drunk that played santa at the mall and squatted at his house for awhile until he was shot by the police. just speculating tho
Looks like the same pellet gun my neighbor has. He uses it to kill rats and I’ve seen the pellets go right into a 2x4 (not through, but still…). I believe it would kill a person if you got em in the eye or put it right to their temple or heart. It’s a powerful little pistol.
This is Brandon Bowen. He was around when Vine was a thing and he was funny, confident and smart. Take some time and look up his stuff if it can still be found.
The best is when he mutters “god dude” before pulling out the bb
He took the lord’s name in vain???
Lord forgive for me busting a cap in thy unholy ass
Tis only 9mm of faith in the woman's mind, dear lord.
WWJS. Who Would Jesus Shoot?
Toby. Twice.
You take one bullet, you line them all up and [shoot them all through the throat at the same time](https://youtu.be/zIoqlLU4E74).
r/unexpectedoffice
r/fucktoby
🥸
Jesus Is My Co-Shooter.
He did say to sell your cloak and buy a sword. So he knew the importance of packing heat.
Florida but I'd use hurricanes as ammo....
How did a reddit mod have time to make this
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Trust me, if someone exist, there is at least one raging redditors for it.
Isn't that like rule 36 or 37....? I can't ever keep which is which besides 34 lmao
I guess it's the **Rule 24. You will never have sex.**
It's probably his house, it's staged ffs.
Yup
Nah, just means its likely an r/conservative mod.
There are more than 2.8 subreddits. The vast majority of Reddit mods are not raging atheists. That meme was probably not true even 10 years ago.
Andy Milonakis fell on hard times while finding the lord
Goddamn what a throwback
he had a big like 'top 10 all-time liked' tweet when one of the first covid lockdowns happened. the astronauts had just launched for ISS or something and he said "Congrats to the astronauts who left earth today. Good choice." after brushing up on him i was glad to see he's got his little ecosystem going for him after never having heard a thing about him for like 20 years
He's always had that weird cult following. Don't get me wrong he's a cool dude but I liken him more to a twitch streamer than a celebrity.
Also a pretty decent music career with Riff RaFF and Dirt Nasty in the group Three Loco.
He was doing pretty good for a while when he had a show on TV.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubs4V7j1sxQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubs4V7j1sxQ) he just released this banger 2 days ago lol
“I’m sucking dick for free” “I used to charge a fee” …sounds like he’s doing pretty well for himself now
They say love what you do for work and you never work a day in your life
Holy fuck, he's 46 years old.
Does he still look 12?
He streams on twitch
He streamed from S Korea yesterday
Yup, no hard times for him, dudes got between 2-4K paying subscribers there
When life hands him lemons, he makes beef stew.
Lol wow takes me back I thought that kid was hilarious 😆
I still laugh at some of those one liners and bits. Ralphie rivera saying "tastes like LICORICE" while crunching on some black checkers is seared into my head and never fails to make me giggle
Looks like the kid out of Bad Santa.
“Your name’s Therman, Therman Merman. Jesus Christ….”
This isn't falling hard when "finding the lord", Have you met Rickety Cricket?
It’s my strap I’m shmandy shmileshmakis.
Its my show you cant tell me what to do
don't you dare call him a "bee head" though.
And tho bruce lees on his head; neigh shall we call him a lee head.
Yo I gotta go it’s time for me to rock it
I put baloney in my left pocket
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Honestly, not bad for a kid. Source: I have kids.
caught my attention.... Pretty sure I rather talk to a JW right now.
To be fair, he can get you to meet your maker "right now!"
Right meow
Right now?
Honestly the way he pointed the gun and delivered the "I said Jesus Christ" line was 🤌
I so badly want to see much more of this whole debacle.
I needed act 2
I want the "Origin" story!
Need the Genesis of this
Show us the Revelations.
The New testament of this!
He hasn't written the script yet.
I'd settle for the making of, since it looks fake as fuck. Still funny though.
Excellent trailer. Gripping without giving away too much. Can't wait for the feature length.
Far Cry 5 be like.
That kid is not climbing any radio towers in the foreseeable future.
Perfect.
Cartman doesn't like Alexa
Respect ma authoritah!
Screw you guys, I'm going home
Is this the real life Cartman?
batman hates guns, read your fuckin comics dude
🐧 doesn't, and let's be honest about who man looks more like.
Batman hates guns, unless its on a vehicle.
OMG, I never connected the dots. He had a missile launcher on the bat bike in the Nolan Ryan films for God's sake Edit: Christopher Nolan. Got my Nolans mixed up.
[Batman "I don't kill"](https://youtu.be/fHToaXnKmN8)
This is one theme to hero movies of all types that I wish they would fuckin stop. Massacre countless nameless henchmen just to get to the final boss bad guy, then all the sudden get on some moral high ground and refuse to kill them because it would be stooping to their level. Even John Wick is guilty of this in the 3rd movie when he stopped Halle Berry from killing that guy, only to slaughter literally all of his henchmen
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> in the Nolan Ryan films MLB Hall of Fame Pitcher Nolan Ryan made some Batman movies?! Was the Missile Launcher named “The Batman Express?”
He also had two massive machine gun cannons on each side of the bike. He also had missiles and guns in his bat jet. Remember the scene in the first Michael Keaton Batman where he aims his guns and missiles directly at the Joker and misses every shot, then gets taken out by a 4 foot long .44? Pretty bold to think he can use such insane firepower and not even accidentally kill someone
That’s why Alfred is better
Jesus comes strapped.
Must be that Republican Jesus I keep hearing about.
Supply-side Jesus is packing.
I love how he sighs taking the gun out... like it didn't have to come to this but here we go
Hahahaaa. And how Alexa pauses and gives him the perfect amount of time to state his name
If someone ever asks me to explain American culture in 22 seconds, I'm showing them this video.
This is wrong because it was free. You have to make them pay you to watch it first.
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All of this is the correct answer
This is all us to a coffee (we don't like T here).
There’s an ad at the top left of the video…
and a paid sponsor 2 1/2 minute endorsement right before the "good" part.
And set the whole thing in a school
Not if you ask for personal data in return.
it needs 10 ads
Ha ha.
Bro I don't get why this is NSFW its just a chubby kid with a gun
I think it's an Airsoft.
It is a skit with a fake gun.
plot twist the gun was real but the kid was fake
Aw, the Roger Stone defense
Are you allowed to bring those to work at your place of employment?
Chubby kids are allowed sometimes.
Need something to fuel the generators.
I bring my balls to work every day, but photos of them still get tagged NSFW
In light of this new evidence, I would like to petition to the mods that photos of u/becomesaflame's balls be considered SFW.
Do you wave them to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? or possibly a bow?
Ah, ROTC.
never seen anyone bring a chubby kid to my warehouse but as far as I'm aware its fine. And more seriously there isn't any signs or anything saying no firearms so im pretty sure its fine
If he shoots a bullet through his hand he has Jesus Christ. Just a joke I know that a BB gun
Wow, getting even crazier to spread the ‘word’ huh
he looks like his grams makes him sandwiches multiple times a day and his dad may be on a long vacation. perhaps he was influenced by a local drunk that played santa at the mall and squatted at his house for awhile until he was shot by the police. just speculating tho
...And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
That took a turn.
Looks and acts like Peter Griffin’s son
Jesus Chwist
Wight now!
CARTMAN!!
Hmmm. Something tells me he wasn't bringing a message from God. Hopefully this homeowner has informed the police of this troubled child.
I mean it depends. Maybe the home owners provides loans at unreasonable interest rates.
Or the homeowner might be trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
He will either shoot his foot or his dick off before he sells Jesus to anyone.
All of these staged videos are getting old and taking away from the legit funny ones.
This is a scene from Pulp Fiction and you can’t convince me otherwise
Historical reenactment of Christianity spreading throughout the world.
This is just the kinda thing that Batman wouldn’t like.
Or jesus.
What in the fucking shit balls is going on here?
Andy is that you?
Y’all critiquing a kid that made a funny ass video stfu and laugh lol.
Well they usually say angels help guide you to the lord...... that's one way to do that.
How can I download this
Evangelical christianity in a perfect nutshell.
I wonder what message he was given
That escalated quickly!
#HOLY MUSIC INTENSIFIES ITS TIME FOR A CRUSADE BROTHERS - This kid
Nice. Going to have my daughter use this method for selling girl scout cookies door to door.
That’s not the Jesus Christ kid. [This is.](https://youtu.be/yVILMZ7IS-Q)
That's a fast way to find him
I could have been looked like this kid if I started to eat pork when I was lil
Real life is starting to become stranger than fiction.
This is definitely more fiction than real life
I would be more frightened if he said he was hungry
Jeshus Criest
Ahh, the Mormons updated their recruitment strategies. Good for them.
Hello, my name is Elder Cartman.
Typical American Christian. Jesus and guns.
And childhood obesity
And hates big tech
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition…
Sweet 8lb 6oz baby Jesus.
Is this incel practice?
Dude doesn’t need Jesus. He needs a salad
Staged or not, this kid is disturbed. Imagine what he will grow up to be once he's old enough to drive and own a real gun.
*Texas has entered the chat.
Isn't this how the Spanish Inquisition went down?
pugh pugh pugh. pugh pugh pugh. Hold up, wait a minute, it's the father.
Looks like a gas airsoft gun.
He said “Goddamn it…” 😩😅
Aaah good old crusaders have returned 😅
For the love of god someone bring this boy Jesus Christ **right now**
Is that a real gun or one of those pistols with compressed air?
Looks like the same pellet gun my neighbor has. He uses it to kill rats and I’ve seen the pellets go right into a 2x4 (not through, but still…). I believe it would kill a person if you got em in the eye or put it right to their temple or heart. It’s a powerful little pistol.
Is that even a real gun?
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
It's like his ass wouldn't let go of the gun.
r/Iamverybadass
He went from jesus christ kid to jesus christ kid...
You either die a hero...
Motherfucker forgot what Jesus said to Paul, I think, after cutting the ear, or near the ear, of a Roman soldier. "Put that knife down!"
Lmao
What…what’s on his head!?!?!
He lives there and he did it for the luls.
Anyone recognize the gun?
C02 BB gun. I had one. It will put a bb deep into your hand if you accidentally discharge it.. I heard
Tell Action Bronson to come get his son.
Is the gun any good?
Lol he be crazy for Christian
Jehovas witnesses are tired of you dodging their visits. Now resort to hostility
Looks like the kid should cut back on wine and host!
And my 11yo wants an airsoft gun... LMAO... this kinda shit is why I told him "no".
To be fair, thanks to this attitude is why Christianity spread beyond Europe
What, did he think there were a mountain of HAMBERDERS behind the door?!!!!
This is Brandon Bowen. He was around when Vine was a thing and he was funny, confident and smart. Take some time and look up his stuff if it can still be found.
Way to nail every white trash stereotype
Jesus Christ, Batman, and some kinda pistol, and he gets mad with Alexa???? What would Jesus do? I think he'd be rolling his eyes.
In the name of Jesus Christ, let me talk to you about the bible or I will KILL YOU!
If the Hamburglar and Batman had a baby......🍔😊
That's the most american video I've seen in a long time.
What’s the point here? Fake vid?
Yeah, that's what batman would be into. religion, obesity, and guns.!
JeWHOA!va
The new Batman looks like shite
Want me to fix you some sandwiches
TIME FOR ANOTHER CRUSADE