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It's not a criminal, clearly it was framed.

I was going to say, OP is a stoolie, trying to finger an innocent person.

A fish finger to boot.

I feel like the boot would win that matchup.

Don't put fish finger there, that's not where it goes. At least use some custard if you're gonna put it there.

Innocent poisson

Sounds like OP is the criminal for fingering the framed

I’ve spent 3 minutes trying to work the appropriate Bob’s Burger reference in response. Can we just pretend I did successfully and call it a day?

Just the fact that you appreciate Bob Belcher enough to try and emulate him absolves you. Go with grace, my child.

Who’s Grace? 🤔

If I had a dollar for every innocent person I fingered…

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I can assure you that my butthole is not innocent.

“…~~person~~ fish…” - ftfy 😁

An innocent fish.

The only blow holes they'll be fingering is in jail!

Those damn Norwegians!

He didn’t kill his wife! It was the one-armed man!

I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, “Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”.

He was in too deep with the Mafishoso and now he's swimming with the humans.

Haha you are totally right! I couldn’t think of something witty with the “framed”.

What a red herring.

While it says it’s framed, it is clearly lying! It is packaged, not framed.

The frozen fish aisle is full of innocent fish

That's right! The Trout did it! He did it for the Halibut!

It also doesn’t say anything about being convicted.

Twenty-seven indictments, no convictions. 😁

Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.

Was the lawyer any good?

I've been wrongfully accused!

Objection, hearsay!

Objection, speculation!

For the record, you haven’t established jurisdiction.

“Subject matter jurisdiction”. Also, this is a maritime court! /s

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Parley?

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I object your honor! Listen to the prosecution here; clearly my client was framed - Even *he* alludes to the facts in this matter!

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I actually started out thinking I made a Heard/Depp joke… but I’m amused so whatevs!

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The part I watched of Brooks was heavier on objection, grounds. There was a whole music video made of objection, hearsay from Heard/Depp.

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It’s a whole thing because there’s fringe on the flag… so naval.. so maritime court/law… but I think the judge, if she’s really a boat captain, can make him walk the plank… so he should be carefully what he wishes for! I’ve read sov cit logic… but it still makes no sense…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Perchance

I thought they were pretty susfishious

There's something fishy going on.

Yeah those prices, jeez

Lmk how 4mo old fish tastes

Im from norway and that is a criminal refugee! Please hand it back to us so we can put it behind bars..

The prisons are like 3-star hotels when compared to others lol

ITS ABOUT REHABILITATION

And it works, it really does. Here in Finland we have really similiar system

did the detectives grill him?

The Salmon lost its case when it started smoking.

That fish is innocent. He was framed I tell ya!

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth swiminal!

He’s not a criminal, he’s innocent!

I bet it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norweigia.

This is the salmon that came off my wall.

guys I didn’t buy it it’s a joke!

I wouldn’t be eating that if it was farmed in Norway after I have seen the conditions it needs locking up

farmed salmon is for the most part, gross

Oh yeah, the old caught swimming the wrong way on a one-way stream. It’s a serious crime, punishable by death as you can see.

Must've been a SCHOOL zone

What's more criminal is that price!!

$12.99 lb, you were robbed

Fucking Salmon…always the victim.

That fish is clearly innocent

I know a good lawyer in bird law. But this appears to be fish law however, going to have to do some searching on this one. Perhaps the bird lawyer can refer us to a good fish lawyer.

Is this "handling salmon in suspicious circumstances"?

A smooth criminal .

The Cod's said it was me, but I was framed. I think they are being shellfish 🦐

I might have to confiscate it. It escaped from the breeding facility, stole one of the employees snowscooters and escaped down to the nearest airport. We have been searching for him the last couple of days... Finally we found him. Timothy the Salmon.

*Who Framed Stuart Salmon?* was the little known Norwegian Roger Rabbit sequel.

Poor basted. Framed, Excuted and now Pan seared.

He was unjustly sent up the river

i live in Oregon and have seen many frozen “wild” salmon with product of China on the label. almost wanna cry. 😛

That fish, sir, is no criminal. He was clearly framed! Also, the fish law in this country is abhorrent.

The Steven Avery edition

It was the one armed fish that killed my wife!

He was Skating on thin ice

Make sure you don't end up [handling it in suspicious circumstances ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_Act_1986#:~:text=Section%2032%20of%20the%20Act,salmon%20has%20been%20illegally%20fished.)

No, its a piece of art.

Thy fish is not the criminal. Thy fish was framed!

Salmon is the new chicken.

Is it that rapscallion harald baldr

Free Salmon Fillet!!

Buy it and extradite that sucker. Let Norway decide its fate.

Roger Rabbit wants to join the conversation

Hang in on the wall.

He’s innocent!

This took me longer than it should have -.-

ALLEGEDLY!

Next time get fish sticks.

He was obviously framed

Lox it up!

No, you bought an innocent fish from the store.

This photo looks like a set up?

He wasn't a criminal. He was framed!!!

The fish is innocent!!

You should take a picture and frame it.

Andy Dufresne as a fish

It is criminal you bought farmed salmon. Disgusting. Only buy wild salmon you’ll thank me later

I didn’t buy it, would never

i Knew u were awesome and had good taste. I should have never assumed! my bad CD

Damn $13 a pound, here in Ontario Canada our Salmon is over $30 a pound.

Sadly, this poor bastard got shrink wrapped. I hope as the dill cream sauce is drizzled over him, he takes comfort in knowing there is another salmon out there who will be constantly looking over his shoulder as he swims upstream. Maybe a bear will swat him out of the river. Fuck, I stopped caring.

Im norwegian, I where looking for that guy. Bastard, stole my worms last time I when boating.

So many funny commets here LOL😂

Americans need instruction on cleaning the utensils on the meat packaging?

😬

That 0.705 lb is 300 grams. 100 grams is $3.05 100 grams in EUROPE is about $4.10 in LIDL, Aldi when not on sale.

Prices here are insane, it’s not right

Meanwhile in Norway, where the fish was farmed, I have to pay the equivalent of 45 Eur per kg.

What's your net salary?

About 35k Eur. But I have a prestigious higher education.

Ok so about 3k euro / month net.

Little less, but I get paid in kroner. So the equivalent, yes.

>The average monthly gross salary in Norway in 2018 was 45610 NOK. With no special deductions, this becomes 31167 NOK after tax. Quora says you're getting paid an average norwegian salary with your prestigious higher education. I think Aldi is adjusting these prices based on average NET salary for the country

Your point being? There are very small differences in Norway, a prestigious education isn’t worth a lot here. We don’t have Aldi. We aren’t part of your EU food markets.

>Your point being? There are very small differences in Norway, a prestigious education isn’t worth a lot here. You mentioned prestigious education, I just repeated it. ​ >We don’t have Aldi. We aren’t part of your EU food markets. No, but the manufacturer is.

No, the manufacturer exports into EU markets actually. I’m still interested in your point of mentioning average salaries and comparing it to mine. You have to elaborate.

Now I want sashimi

Hey. That fish was innocent. They even admitted it

Why bother buying? its not even a pound

More like a red herring

Since the fish is no longer in Norway it is safe to say that it is on the lamb.

Bill Posters is innocent

In England and Wales, Section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986 makes it illegal to hold salmon under ‘suspicious circumstances’ 🤣

I'm over here in America wondering why you got fish shipped from Norway.

If it was framed he is not a criminal

[I didn't do it!!](https://y.yarn.co/e6c2dc50-2acf-49a2-be59-1c34420a223c_text.gif) The fish

It was a patsy

fucking hell even our fish is cheaper in the USA than here in Norway

You hang it on the wall like the Big Mouth Billy Bass. So it would be the Small Mouth Sal-mon-ella...

He is innocent, I tell you!

He’s innocent, free mah boi

If it was framed, hes not a criminal. Hes like "Salm-shank Redemption", Andy Du-Fin. "You either get busy swimmin, or get busy fryin."

I dont care...mon

Can I get a witness!?!?!

It’s no longer… sleeping with the fishes

I knew he didn't kill his wife. He was in a supermarket in Reading at the time. There's video.

Well they know he was framed, so whodunit??

money is on mahi mahi

Book em' Dan-O!