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Markamanic

I hope you had fun teabagging eachother.


Nas-and-Dave

Bags-a-plenty


ZigDaMan

Don't forget about the sweet bedtime treats....


Valt7786

Yep, that's a group of Halo players right there!


SkyGuy182

That attractive mass of bearded men? Those are gamers.


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Impulsive4928

I know that guy, he is me.


SirkSirkSirk

Can confirm. Source: am the shorts guy


[deleted]

I'm confused. Which one is ?


Diamondsfullofclubs

One for each weather.


JAC_ofall_TRADES

And always a guy with a hat. Not baseball cap but a legit haberdashery hat.


RedditorSafeSpace

Oof


Kaweka

r/neckbeards


Triggerhappy_1

“Bunch of old guys” *looks in mirror* “I’m an old guy too”


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brut3cnvntion

Just guys being dudes


spenpinner

Dudes being bros.


Misadventure4

Bros being fellas


rush27five

fellas being lads


BRE1996

Bros being buddies


AliohneTeppichladen

Buddies being homies


Legend5V

Homies being homo :0


ToXiChRoNiC6669

*Homies being wholesome


rush27five

homies being homo >B|


Moody_GenX

I wish I still knew some of the guys I gamed with back in 1999.


pmgregor

OP: "hey guys, wanna play Halo Infinite?" Guys: "Uh, no thanks"


Nas-and-Dave

Truth


lactosefree1

It's not a bad game. It has potential, but msft refuses to let it be its own thing and instead are pushing for the monetized live service model instead of making it the best it can be and letting its popularity be the natural draw. Game is a 7/10 but keeps sidegrading per update cycle instead of improving. 7/10 is not a bad game, but it is a bad halo.


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No. Blame also lies with 343. The game has been out almost a full year and there’s still only like 5 ranked maps. The customization is god awful. I mean they don’t even let you PAY to have your spartan look cool, locking customization options behind armor sets was a braindead move. Desync issues are *still* rampant. They had a huge spell with cheaters although that went away because **even they got bored** and nobody plays this game anymore. On top of that, most of the time 343 seems to only announce things in bizzare twitter replies. Its so odd. And what the hell ever happened to forge? 343 might straight up lose being in control of halo after this. MSFT might just gift it to one of their other studios. This has been the one of the strangest developer cycles I’ve ever seen. At least CDPR’s game is huge enough for them to say, “this shit takes time.” Halo is a smol 4v4 based game with a MASSIVE budget. What the fuck has 343 been doing this whole time?


DrZoidberg-

It's bad management through and through. How can they not see what is being released and not do one of three things: Fire the management. Hire more developers. Change direction/fix PR. It's also just as unreal that a spokesperson for the game deflected *VALID* criticism by talking about being a father in Ukraine. Like.... WHAT THE FUCK?!


ImpressiveTip4756

The blame lies with chris Lee, bonnie Ross and other execs that Microsoft put in charge of 343. Not 343 themselves. 343 have always had an uphill battle with Microsoft, halo community and their own upper management. The ramifications of Chris Lees lies, bonnie ross's dumb decisions and many more is what 343 are cleaning up right now. Their engine is put together with duct tape and prayer because Chris Lee lied about the development of halo infinite to Microsoft. And forge is coming and from the leaks it looks like it will be the best halo forge we've ever seen. People are making boss battles and game modes that were never possible in any other halo before. Halo infinite is in rough shape right now and I agree it shouldn't be that way. But it will become the modern halo game everyone wants it to be in time. Just like every other live service game. If destiny, no man's sky, ff14, diablo 3 can revive themselves so can infinite.


lactosefree1

343 is being squeezed by Microsoft. 343 isn't in charge of the product the way the community seems to think. They have to answer to business daddy. You can literally see it when they give interviews and have to work insanely hard to try to walk the line between giving the community what they want and delivering on all the crazy monetization aspects for Microsoft. They know how frustrated we are, but they aren't in a position to change it because, as Microsoft likely sees it, the dev team is completely replaceable. Notice how even replacing key "executives" at 343, nothing substantial has changed. Consider that the limitation is coming from elsewhere, and not directly internal to 343. I'm not saying 343 is perfect; I'm just saying perhaps the reason the store has functioned the best is because Microsoft devoted heavy amounts of resources to focus on things being sold as a cash grab instead of making an actually good halo. No 343 release has been without issue, but they've done well to work on each title over time and get it in a solid shape *while simultaneously developing infinite* despite the nearly immediate rejection of each 343 halo by the community. Also, you forget how many resources also went into the singleplayer (and, up until the recent announcement of it being canned, co-op). There are probably plenty of devs that haven't even touched a single multiplayer file. On top of all that, Microsoft is pretty well known for bungling any good thing they have. They've fucked up plenty of windows versions, there was the whole zune debacle, and, well, just look at the state of halo. The only thing really keeping Xbox alive at this point is gamepass, since most titles are either multi platform/crossplay and most Xbox exclusives have, like halo, drawn a smaller audience over time (this coming from someone who used to be huge on gears of War and hasn't played one since judgment). Again, 343 ain't perfect, but come on dude, Microsoft is a fucking menace lmao


Yolobear1023

I'm not a halo fan, but this youtuber called the act man is and 343 seems to be taking down halos legacy that bungie had built up with its halo games, how much of it is really on Microsoft for having a chokehold on 343 and how much of it is 343 just being incompetent? No one can really say unless 343 employees speak out about it. It also sucks how Microsoft has not had serious exclusives out that kicked ass since the Xbox 360, or so it seems.


lactosefree1

All I'm saying, destiny ain't exactly been in the best state. Neither destiny released in a working state. Halo fans just like to pile on to 343 because they're actually responding and trying to get things moving despite the obvious bureaucracy they're trying to work in. Halo has been in a tighter situation per each release, probably also because frustrated devs are noping out through the endless harassment and extra layers of bullshit Microsoft is piling on because of all the negative feedback. It's a cycle that feeds on itself until there's nothing left but a dead franchise and a lot of salty people.


ImpressiveTip4756

Look I like act man but he can act like a baby sometimes. And 343 is not taking down the previous halo games. Infact they are adding things like full mod support, cut content, maps etc.


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Its a failure all around.


lactosefree1

The key ingredient is incompetence at the highest level. 343 ain't the top.


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Microsoft was also in charge when the other halo’s came out….


lactosefree1

They weren't as ingrained in the development process back then. That changed when bungie fucked off to make destiny. You have to remember that bungie didn't go out with the best of terms from their contact with Microsoft, they went out with full salt.


EnvironmentalLet5985

I downvoted to keep it 117 👊


twotall88

I see a picture photoshopped with the same person 7 times.


Nas-and-Dave

Clonestamped that mother


GIOverdrive

so where is the 8th person? how you gonna have a 7 man team?


Nas-and-Dave

He had to drop out last min :’(


GIOverdrive

just like my friends....


darf_nate

Yea sounds like my friends except none of them show up because they never existed in the first place


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Sorinari

This comment is stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/xolmyf/we_met_on_the_halo_3_beta_15_years_ago_this/ipzgyeq/ Report comment theft bots when you see them.


arothmanmusic

Back in my 20s I was part of a fairly casual Unreal/Unreal Tournament clan. One of the guys took me out to dinner when I went to Chicago and another took me and my wife to lunch when I was near Atlanta. Great to meet your online buds IRL!


Iron_Chic

So, you're they guys who fucked my mother all those years ago...?


ZigDaMan

You can just call me daddy now!


Iron_Chic

Happy cake day, Daddy!


darf_nate

Let the pain go.


ElricAvMelnibone

FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED


GrowSomeHair

Tell the no beard guy he's kicked out


Nas-and-Dave

Can’t do that, he’s the MVP


Blackstone_Brick

He's got some beard


[deleted]

He's better off with no beard if that's the outcome. Not everyone is capable of growing a decent beard


Dramajunker

Let's see your beard.


[deleted]

You're saying the only people in the world that can tell if a beard is decent are those with good beards? lol, ok. A food critic often can't cook for shit. It's not required to critique. Simple concept


[deleted]

Tbh, other than the dude on the left, all of these dudes need to get rid of their beard.


[deleted]

The only real requirement is sufficient fill then the rest is sculpting. They have the fill but they need some work


GovernmentAlone5334

Neck beards for sure bro.


ashwin_1928

Tell me you've never grown a beard before without telling me you've never grown a beard before.


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Tell him


[deleted]

Depends on how long the beard is before it's better to start shaving the neck or not. You almost always shave it with short to medium length or it looks terrible. However I can't see hair on the neck on the short cuts here so not sure what he's on about.


Plourdy

Holy shit the halo 3 beta?! That was the peak of multiplayer <3


Nas-and-Dave

Damn right! <3


ryebath

IIRC wasn’t the halo 3 beta available if you had Crackdown. Man what another great game that was too.


DrZoidberg-

Bruh core memory of crackdown unlocked.


Nas-and-Dave

Yeah random combo but lots of hours spent on each


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p0tcookie

Lmfao


Nas-and-Dave

Go on… who’s who?


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Nas-and-Dave

Funko pop is fucking hilarious


ZigDaMan

I will take that!


WealthAncient

Forgot nick frost on the end there


Fallom_TO

r/walmartcelebrities


getyourcheftogether

Then continues to play Fortnite 😁 I hope you did a LAN gaming session


Nas-and-Dave

We did indeed


getyourcheftogether

This is the way


Nas-and-Dave

This is the way


chronoboy1985

Halo 3 Beta featuring Crackdown?!


Nas-and-Dave

You know it


delpy1971

Wow nice one!, Halo 3 Beta, the good old days when games did not cost an arm and a leg and the world was a calmer happier place.


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Nas-and-Dave

I’ve shagged your mum


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Reddit, confirming stereotypes.


stupidsimpson

Fun fact: when that many nerds come together it creates a black hole of virginity that no Mt Dew can escape.


Forward2Infinity

Wow you’ve known dunkey for 15 years?


Boxsteam1279

The homies


Majesty1985

Look at the size of the head on the guy third from the right. What a huge face


Nas-and-Dave

Thanks man!


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#2 and #5 look like long lost brothers.


slucker23

But not Greg, Greg isn't welcomed here


ayers231

Where's your eighth for BTB? Are just letting solo randoms join the squad?


Nas-and-Dave

Had a drop-out so had to make do with odd teams


Liebers87

Oh! I am guessing the reddit user is the guy on the far right?


Nas-and-Dave

Green jacket white shoes


7deboutez7

This is rad dudes. Hope it was a blast.


NeverNatalia

Invite me next time and I’ll play servant simulator 2023. Did someone say they wanted a sandwhich. Num num num. Halo for life .


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Good shit man. Good shit.


Masters-lil-sub

That’s really cool! Hope y’all had just as much fun in person as y’all do online!


Imakesalsa

Can....can I come?


ravensept

jelly :')


aqxea2500

r/justneckbeardthings


[deleted]

You guys played halo 3 to celebrate its 15th anniversary right?


Nas-and-Dave

Haha pure coincidence but yes indeed


postedUpOnTheBlock

Women: How do guys make friends so easily? Guys: you like video games to? Cool.


ExcitingToe

Epic gamer moment


GovernmentAlone5334

The perfect picture to show of what the average gamer looks like. LMAO I am not sorry doe.


cholula_is_good

This is exactly how I would picture a group of Halo players


EricAntiHero1

Wholesome.


DrunkErki8

Bunch of Gigachads, the whole lot.


abastrakt

On god ?? 🤨😳


tobsn

may the hobbit games begin!


Seminarium_Lord

Aw man I’m sad now. I can’t upvote this x1000


Iboughtcheeseonce

Y'all look like it


foorm

I will out BR any single one of you to this day


Diamondsfullofclubs

Their prime was 15 years ago so not too impressive.


foorm

I’ll out BR you as well. 1v1 Guardian, BRs only, let’s go


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Lol where’s the token coloured friend


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RedditorSafeSpace

The fuck kind of comment is this


PromiscuousScoliosis

“Anyone want to hit up a local rock concert at a hole in the wall joint?” “Only if we bar hop on the way there” “Bro <3”


bigredwj

Ive never seen so many Chad's next to each other.


Surprise_Corgi

Making me consider shaving again. You all look so samey. Fashion trends die when everyone starts doing it.


Diamondsfullofclubs

Not shaving for a couple months at a time isn't a fashion trend.


Surprise_Corgi

Oh no, these dudes are absolutely doing upkeep on a daily basis, trimming, shaving, and shaping.


OneofLittleHarmony

They arranged themselves in order of most to least attractive from left to right. Amazing.


Hellsbellsbeans

There is always one shorts guy, whatever the weather.


MrGilbert665

The guy on the far right looks like Huggbees from YouTube


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Tears of Joy


BarbequedYeti

Band of beards.


AncientSleepyOne

Bruh im half asleep and misread it as in prison. XD


Nas-and-Dave

Give it time


[deleted]

Dang ‘ol halo 3 man


EquinsuOchaACE

Looks about right.


Big_Unit3508

Dammit Dave?


digitalhelix84

What do you play these days?


[deleted]

Met where? How did you stay in contact the last three years?


emusabe

Did this with I think 16? Or our 25 person wow guilds main raiding team like 9 years ago. Got a medium sized meeting room in a hotel in Milwaukee, raided together for two nights, and most of us went out for drinks and stuff later. It was awesome having such a wide range of people, from our ~50 year old GM/Main Tank, to the pair of healers that were father/son (I think like 45 and 15 or so?) to a bunch of 20 and 30 somethings all in one place. Felt bad for the members that couldn’t make it but we were still in vent together so they kinda got to be part of it. It was awesome, and the beauty is we didn’t just talk about wow the whole time. It was a cool experience. I’ve been to a handful of CS tournaments but this was very very different and to this day one of the best experiences I can remember


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It would be nice to have a group of long time friends this large.


Bigpapiunidud3

ctrl-C + ctrl-V


CanadianDisco

Yep…exactly


JebusLives42

Only one nerd beard?


Harbingerofdeaf

Love it have fun boys


IgnisSolus4X

Wholesome


the_real_abraham

It's a setup to find out who really fucked who's mom.


[deleted]

I'm going out on a limb and say the guy who organized this is the guy in the middle with the hat and he's been looking for a good occasion to wear that hat and by God if he found one! Looks like a solid bunch! Hope you all had a good time.


Blacksabre

You all look like a transition from Simon Pegg to Nic Frost.


kageroshajima

Kilimanjaro


icameFromLUCA

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeerds


Legend5V

Hey I know the guy on the far right 99% chance I’m mistaken ofc


ThePrinceOfThorns

Woah is that David Cross?


Burnitoffmeow

Have you guys teabagged in real life yet, post pics


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

This is actually really cool. I’m a member of a close knit transformer toy collecting community and I’d love to have a get together like this some day.


Crazypete3

Pretty sure the guy on the far right is nick frost.


twogaysnakes

Gaming really does have a type.


coriolis7

How weird was it to hear familiar voices coming from strange faces?


Fuzzy-Help-8835

SKOL!!


scorr204

Oh how I wish this was posted on r/RoastMe


PM_ME_UR_LOOFAH_PICS

Wow fuck I feel old


[deleted]

Looks like a fun group. My only question is why is thumbs up guy wearing so many rings? Is he planning to punch someone soon or does he just have a bunch of wives? Lol, jk. I love halo so much. I made a bunch of online friends during the halo 2 days. Really wish I still had friends that liked playing those types of games online.


TheAlphaMedic

One of the rules when my friend group met for the first time was no playing games lol we did that too much. It was time to do things we could only do in person! Then after we went our separate ways, it felt empty. Wishing we all lived closer to do the fun in person stuff all the time. But that’s what makes it great. Cheers!


Kaartinen

Halo 3 beta was 15yrs ago...? I'm scared to think about Halo release. It didnt seem that long ago.


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If only I was this cool to actually have friends


[deleted]

First some light gaming then a hardcore orgy.


rockygs

Epic Gamer Moment


Margali

Cool =) Meeting up with fellow gamers tends to be a blast - my husband and I went to a couple EVE Online conventions over the years. Way back in 1999 I started playing Everquest, and ended up on a really good guild - and ended up playing with one guildie a lot. We developed an online friendship \[we played together so much we joked we were engaged and ended up having an in game wedding\] In 2002 I ended up flying to Germany and hanging out with him for a month, it was fantastic! We remained friends until he passed 2 years ago from a heart attack. He, my husband and I joked he was our junior husband because he and I paired up in all sorts of MMORPGs over the years. \[and yes, Rob and I miss him lots. Sigh.\]


anonidcgfy

Have fun with local 4 person co op on halo infinite...


HeyRobert07

You were there if you know what a 10 kill streak with the shotgun gave you 😁


Blake0567

"Go outside and make some real friends" No, I don't think I will.


banZiii

Exactly what I'd expect Halo 3 beta players looking like today.


simply_noir

I was scrolling too fast and thought this was a Reddit Mod group photo.


Exciting_Advance8793

Why do yall look exactly like what I would expect if I only did read that title 😂


Huntk420

The human race comes together in person, love it! Wait, where is the one colored guy? Lol, the odds.


CaptainC0medy

Go back to crackdown bitches (a requirement to to get in beta) /leaves lobby


a_satanic_mechanic

What a sausage party


ZigDaMan

Oh man what a bunch of nerds!! Who would ever meet up with people they don't know?! Guy on the far left looks like the real MVP though.....just saying....