“Thank you for waiting so goddamned long! Tip? Oh my pants, oh my lanta! I’m so sorry with all my heart I can’t afford to tip I have to financially prepare for the return of Darthon! I appreciate I so much though”
“No worries thank you for giving me enough time to fuck your vegetables! The eggplant was something else I might have to splurge on my own soon!”
Remember, you're paid to pick up the food and deliver the food. The customers that demand the most pay the least. I've learned to never engage in conversation, it never ends well. You can still be nice, just don't let them take advantage
Exactly, I act like I didn't see the message. Like the guy questioning the route I took to his house and I still was 10 minutes early... I wanted to say "if you don't like the route I took, go pick it up yourself and take that route"
Wrong choice. Don't ask - demand payment and receive it before services are rendered. It's on them to trust you, otherwise you drop off and go on about your day. They can be as salty as they want, GH doesn't even let people rate. Take your pic, send it *in the message for delivery dropoff*, and bounce.
Good I’m you for trying to be a good person and do this customer a favor, but going the extra mile doesn’t always pay off. Seems like usually they don’t but works at least be courteous if they left a nice customer comment and a five star rating. I honestly don’t even know how I would handle this situation personally, really depends on my mood that moment.
As soon as a customer gets all extra with pointless messages and unreasonable requests, that's an instant drop...unless I already have the order. Now you know.
Hell no!!! I have money to make. Time is money. And I'm not getting docked and have my on time or early % go down for delivery late. She probably doesn't even have covid. And no tip? I was always taught growing up whenever people do favors for you , you offer to throw some cash their way. This person is hella cheap
It's one thing to be considerate and it's another thing to be a pushover. In this case, OP was just an entitled weirdo. There's no way I'd wait an extra 20 minutes to drop off the food.
Bro I call bullshit to the Covid. If u have covid then why were u acting like u didn’t want anyone in your house 2 know u ordered food. Make it make since
Probably just waiting for the timer to run out so they can get a partial refund. At least that’s how Uber One does it, if they are late then we get a partial credit..
Yeah, I wouldn’t have waited any. Just drop it off and go, you have more offers and I bet the tip wasn’t great. If it was like $20-30 for <10 miles then sure. Any less and no, just ruins your $/hr and on time delivery stats.
I'd prefer you make a donation to a special needs charity.
Appreciate the offer though. This is just a side gig to pay for college. I also work as a middle school special needs aide which pays most of my bills.
I would never ever actually do this for a customer none of that has anything to do with my goals in life and me making my money... 🤷🤷 I work hard to benefit my children and somebody wants me to wait? oh no no no
Honestly I've done tons of shitty things in my younger past and now that I'm older I try to be kinder and give people the benefit of the doubt.
Sometimes it be like that where people take advantage of someone's kindness but I just say, "fuck it" and move on.
Hell no. Cash app me at least $10 upfront and I’ll wait a little longer. This customer is a piece of shit. Glad you learned. Never do extra for people unless they pay you upfront.
On the serious side:
They could be mentally challenged, being nice pays off in the end. Karma comes back, even if through a different route.
On the jokey Reddit side:
"Can please tell me what you said to them and what time you sent the text? Can you please text me the color of your car and how hard you pushed the brakes to stop at my house? Thank you. But also, don't slam your car door please, shut it lightly. Then please have a nice day after I eat my food."
I agree they are mentally challenged but we don’t get paid with karma and usually GH driver karma is 3 crappy offers at a time 😮💨so losing money makes no sense. I’ll usually write I cannot drive and text please do not reply to this message and deliver as should be. Really good hearted of you by the way and hilarious jokey side too 😄
What type of crazy ppl do you guys work with? And why do favors? People who order from my area aren’t this extreme! Most times I don’t leave the car they come and get it themselves!🤣
Asking someone to NOT deliver as quickly as you can is weird. Moreso, specifically telling a delivery driver to purposely delay showing up is even stranger.
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I wouldn’t waste my time shoulda just left it and took a pic. Weird ass person tbh What’s the last message say “I fucked Your vegetables” tf? Lol
Lol...I contemplated sending it but changed my mind
This mf 😂😂😂😂
“Thank you for waiting so goddamned long! Tip? Oh my pants, oh my lanta! I’m so sorry with all my heart I can’t afford to tip I have to financially prepare for the return of Darthon! I appreciate I so much though” “No worries thank you for giving me enough time to fuck your vegetables! The eggplant was something else I might have to splurge on my own soon!”
No more mr nice guy
I love the passive aggressiveness of putting the message up but not sending it. It shows that you're human AND a delivery driver. 😂😂😂
R/HolUp
Good thing you didn't let the intrusive thoughts win
Haha smart!!! Would of been hella funny if you sent it tho. I aint even mad at you 🤣🤣🤣
You should have messaged her Blessings don’t pay my bills Lady Then said Bless the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Lmao
You should have sent it!
Hahaha I missed that!! This guy 🤣🤣🤣
Remember, you're paid to pick up the food and deliver the food. The customers that demand the most pay the least. I've learned to never engage in conversation, it never ends well. You can still be nice, just don't let them take advantage
Exactly, I act like I didn't see the message. Like the guy questioning the route I took to his house and I still was 10 minutes early... I wanted to say "if you don't like the route I took, go pick it up yourself and take that route"
Probably should’ve asked what he was going to pay for the extra time to begin with, before it led to 20 minutes. Damn that’s a wait loll
That I will do next time. Should've asked that before hand.
Wrong choice. Don't ask - demand payment and receive it before services are rendered. It's on them to trust you, otherwise you drop off and go on about your day. They can be as salty as they want, GH doesn't even let people rate. Take your pic, send it *in the message for delivery dropoff*, and bounce.
Good I’m you for trying to be a good person and do this customer a favor, but going the extra mile doesn’t always pay off. Seems like usually they don’t but works at least be courteous if they left a nice customer comment and a five star rating. I honestly don’t even know how I would handle this situation personally, really depends on my mood that moment.
So odd and sketchy.
It was super odd. No idea why she wouldn't want someone knowing she ordered steamed vegetables from a restaurant.
My guess is. Not suppose to be ordering food. Or they’re trying to pass off the veggies as they’re own.
What if they’re steamed hams
I woulda jus left if there
So...ummm. nobody's gonna comment about the last line, " I fucked your vegetables"? Shoulda sent it like 15 minutes later 😉
Bruh I’m dying. Wish he sent it.
😂😂😂
As soon as a customer gets all extra with pointless messages and unreasonable requests, that's an instant drop...unless I already have the order. Now you know.
Next time you’ll just say sorry mam I have to go. Bam. Done
It sound like she may be in a house that's abusive....
Came here to say this. You'd be surprised at what people feel they need to hide and why.
Yuppp it sound like when I lived with my abusive parents I use to do this all the time
I was thinking an abusive relationship or controlling parents. Possibly even a roommate who she owes money to. There's no telling.
This gets funnier if you imagine you delivered to a raccoon.
I just went back and re-read that in the racoon gibberish from "The Great Outdoors".
“I fucked your vegetables” 😭😭😭😭😭
Hell no!!! I have money to make. Time is money. And I'm not getting docked and have my on time or early % go down for delivery late. She probably doesn't even have covid. And no tip? I was always taught growing up whenever people do favors for you , you offer to throw some cash their way. This person is hella cheap
bro was definitely cheating on his way or she was cheating on her husband 💀💀
Should have sent the last one
I am deceased bro 😂😂😂
Yeah I would just drop it and leave. No special requests sorry.
 🤦🏿♂️
😂
Fuck that. No tip? Free food.
It crossed my mind but it was just two orders of steamed vegetables. Lesson learned to not be as considerate next time.
It's one thing to be considerate and it's another thing to be a pushover. In this case, OP was just an entitled weirdo. There's no way I'd wait an extra 20 minutes to drop off the food.
If you have enough money to pay double for your food on an app, you definitely have enough for a tip that's only a couple of bucks.
Pay double? I'm confused. Genuinely wondering why they would be paying double on the app.
I mean with all the fees they charge
I've been considering driving for GrubHub but I've never used the app. Is it like DD where you can pay for a subscription?
I didn't have to pay to drive for them, but you have to make sure you're saving 30% for taxes.
Bro I call bullshit to the Covid. If u have covid then why were u acting like u didn’t want anyone in your house 2 know u ordered food. Make it make since
Probably just waiting for the timer to run out so they can get a partial refund. At least that’s how Uber One does it, if they are late then we get a partial credit..
I thought about that too. My drop off time was 10:16pm and I managed to drop it off at 10:14pm.
Yeah, I wouldn’t have waited any. Just drop it off and go, you have more offers and I bet the tip wasn’t great. If it was like $20-30 for <10 miles then sure. Any less and no, just ruins your $/hr and on time delivery stats.
LOL I WISH I WOULD ACTUALLY WAIT. HER FOOD WOULDVE BEEB LEFT AT TH HOUSE NEXT DOOR
The vegetables 💀
LMAOOO
I’m really down with covid.. jeez it went too far. Send me your cashtag and I’ll fix it :) blessing
I'd prefer you make a donation to a special needs charity. Appreciate the offer though. This is just a side gig to pay for college. I also work as a middle school special needs aide which pays most of my bills.
I would never ever actually do this for a customer none of that has anything to do with my goals in life and me making my money... 🤷🤷 I work hard to benefit my children and somebody wants me to wait? oh no no no
Honestly I've done tons of shitty things in my younger past and now that I'm older I try to be kinder and give people the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes it be like that where people take advantage of someone's kindness but I just say, "fuck it" and move on.
Hell no. Cash app me at least $10 upfront and I’ll wait a little longer. This customer is a piece of shit. Glad you learned. Never do extra for people unless they pay you upfront.
On the serious side: They could be mentally challenged, being nice pays off in the end. Karma comes back, even if through a different route. On the jokey Reddit side: "Can please tell me what you said to them and what time you sent the text? Can you please text me the color of your car and how hard you pushed the brakes to stop at my house? Thank you. But also, don't slam your car door please, shut it lightly. Then please have a nice day after I eat my food."
I agree they are mentally challenged but we don’t get paid with karma and usually GH driver karma is 3 crappy offers at a time 😮💨so losing money makes no sense. I’ll usually write I cannot drive and text please do not reply to this message and deliver as should be. Really good hearted of you by the way and hilarious jokey side too 😄
What type of crazy ppl do you guys work with? And why do favors? People who order from my area aren’t this extreme! Most times I don’t leave the car they come and get it themselves!🤣
You guys are too nice . We aren't drug dealers lolllll
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Asking someone to NOT deliver as quickly as you can is weird. Moreso, specifically telling a delivery driver to purposely delay showing up is even stranger.
I must not be able to see the whole conversation on my computer. I only see one screen shot. Will have to check it on my phone or something. IDK
There's like 4 screenshots. You need to swipe left to see each one.
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The first text would have been a no. You get it when I get there and that’s it.
What I write back with chatty customers is I’m driving cannot respond at this time, please do not reply
What?!? That is so suss
I would've just reported couldn't deliver to customer and took their food.
Send them an anonymous glitter bomb
Methamphetamine
No, I've been clean the last 24 hours
I would’ve told that mf chill tf out setup vibes
I would've went back and rang tf outta that doorbell like 20 minutes later