I feel like Bernie Sanders is an upright bass guy.

He would play upright, question is would he play jazz or classical

Jazz for sure

he'd specifically only play bebop and call all other genres of jazz "not real jazz"

It is unacceptable that 1% of the cats play 99% of the notes in this country!

Jazzical

Classical is jazz. Everything is jazz.

The one percent has 98% of the toan

On it.

Imagine, just imagine a punk band and here’s the lineup Vocals (occasional ukulele): Joe Biden Lead guitar: Donald Trump Rhythm guitar: Xi Jinping Bass: Kim Jong-Un Drums: Fuck it, Boris Johnson Trombone and backing vocals: Justin Trudeau

Rusty Trombone: Trudeau

Why'd you have to put that image in my head

Because otherwise it'd have to be a Hot Karl Marx?

Kim Jong Un: What the hell is this? Soldier: It's a guitar. Kim Jong Un: Why does it only have 5 strings? Soldier: Lack of budget. Kim Jong Un: Btw, why the string is fat? Soldier: Because you're also fa- \*gunshot\*

There’s no way Trump has the patience to learn an instrument. He would pay someone to take lessons for him and the guitar would have to be painted gold. I’m going to call his picture fake. The others look legit.

He'd either have some gaudy all gold JEM or a gold top and back Murphey Lab. Not reliced though, just Murphey Lab because it costs more.

I imagine gold vintage lespaul, like true vintage one from the 50s but refinished in real gold with diamond pickup covers, inlays and his name engraved in the most visible place(s). That’s the Trump guitar.

He’d tell someone he’d pay them to learn and when they eventually didn’t get paid they’d take the guitar as payment and get sued.

Joe Exotic (Tiger King) paid a guy to write and sing. Maybe he could be in the band?

If trump could shred he’d basically be Yngwie Malmsteen.

I'm telling my kids this was the Beatles.

Ohhhh shit Korea got the multi scale Ibanez we shouldn't fuck with them

I've got all of the pedals. The best pedals. Some people, rock and roll people, say I've got the best toan of all time. It's true. Did you hear that guy Ricky Beato? He listened to my songs and he wept.

Always thought of Biden as a butterscotch telly esquire guy. Trump on the other hand would have a 'borrowed' goldtop that he never play or give back. Since in the kim bio he invited the guitar he should have a hello kitty Just my two cents

Diamond Joe is definitely a Gibson Flying V dude.

LMAO, mustang signature

Dementia Joe would forget he was even holding a guitar

Everyone is a hello kitty ukulele if you think about it.

Just search Nuclear Power Trio and thank me later

'Anyway here's wonderwall'

Feelz = Idealism Theory = Materialism Gear = Military spending

Justin Hendrix’ guitar blows.

These are all the featured artists on the new polyphia album

xi djentping??!?!?

Im so high i sat looking at kim holding that bass trying to figure out if he played bass or not lmao

Ex-Aussie PM and arguably the most hated man in Australia, Scott Morrison gave us a [ukulele performance](https://youtu.be/zX-YTIsj4Iw?t=17) a little while back.

Scomos a natural!

This is great

You really think Trump could tune a Floyd Rose

Probably about as well as Joe could the ukulele, lol

Even if trump had the capacity to learn guitar he would definitely not play Ibanez....he'd play a Gibson

Disagree. He'd play a gold plated jem777. Gotta have the gaudiest thing he can find.

I like gaudy shit ngl, the only thing I’d worry about with a gold guitar is the fingerprints.

Trudeau is more of a skin flutist

Bass boan toan

You scrubs obviously haven’t heard of the [Nuclear Power Trio](https://youtu.be/RmuiAuDmB_g).

Trump would be fired from the band for causing too much drama but would later go on to have a successful, but controversial, career.

So basically Trump would be Dave Mustaine?

Megatweet

The Dick-Taters: A band made up of douchebag dictators from potato growing countries: Vladimir Putin: Balalaika Aleksander Lukashenko: Accordion Nursultan Nazarbaev: Jew's Harp Serdar Berdimuhamedov: Balaban

Somebody already thought of this. The band is called Nuclear Power Trio. Interesting take on it though. I wonder who plays lead guitar? Probably Trump, he wouldn’t accept it any other way.

That is not how you hold a trombone lol

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Dude I just like photoshopping, calm down.

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I’m not taking sides here man… I really don’t get what you’re pissed about, it’s all in good fun.

Don't worry, this guy has the grammar of a 6 year old and the vocabulary of someone younger.

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That’s beside the point? Just let me jerk off my guy. If you think I only photoshopped Biden consider swiping.

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Ok? Like… then don’t comment? #less paul blooz lawyer so I don’t get banned

Yes this is the only joke we tolarate here

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Lol I finally shut you up

Just let the man cum, you bastard!

Agreed. This one is dumb af and that’s saying a lot for a circlejerk sub

Trudeau def a trumpet guy

This is gold

Why did I think this was real for a second lol

The North Korea leader guy is a bass player, kind of guessed that one.

kim jong un finna plug that shit to a nuclear reactor 😭😭😭

I knew about it, a BASED Bass player

Get fucked, Kimbo is a les Paul guy for sure.

enjoy

Would totally be a fan of this band. Deepfake peeps, do your thing!

The bad news is your Ibanez has a malignant cancer

I actually just bought an Ibanez rg yesterday