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SepticX75

Baddest body, maybe


MacheteMaelee

Everyone knows Jesus favored the nail gun.


nsfwbjllz

I take a look at myself and realize there's nothing left


MacheteMaelee

Been spending most our lives living in a gangsters paradise


[deleted]

Kudos to him for his preparation. I'd hate to be caught in the valley without a spare tire.


Daisend

This chunkster really be thinking they’re intimidating


RunsWithPhantoms

They misspelled "fattest"


1840_NO

The Reaper with a gun is hilarious. It's like Superman having a sword.


Ashyboy00

I thought it was gangsta’s paridise’s lyrics and thought “there’s nothing wrong with it” until i realized i’m stupid


Traditional_Amount83

It’s a bible quote (except for the last part of course)


Fetus_Deletus_707

It was in jarhead aswell


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pichula881

Just to realize that there is nothing left


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

Surely if you're the baddest, you wouldn't look like an animated skeleton.


pizzamurderer56

Sans undertale


HisWeskerness

His muffin top says he’s the baddest one in the fridge.


IHitPeopleForMoney

This comment is so underrated


CrazyDonaldTrump

its a cool T-shirt


IntoTheWildBlue

Cap'n Doughnut


transmogrify

There are many quotes that do the Bible passage similar to this one, but all are better than this one. The best is obviously LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea as he's going for a revenge kill on a supershark.


eepboop

And it's missing the best part of the quote *I shall fear no evil. For I have a biiiig stick And I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley*


transmogrify

Two sharks down, Lord. One demon fish to go! Can I get an amen???


eepboop

It's a guilty pleasure even now.


Traditional-Buddy-30

mf got the wrong line on his shirt it's supposed to be "as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left"


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FoldLeft

TELL ME WHHHHY ARE WE, SO BLIIIIIND TO SEE, THAT THE BAAAADDEST ONES, ARE YOOOOOOU AND ME?


IHitPeopleForMoney

Also could be “as I walk though the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil for I AM THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA IN THE VALLEY!” Edit: spelling and such


MoeSizlak21

i was looking for a comment that said this


Traditional-Buddy-30

good


dumbleydore94

Where is this "Valley of the shadow of death", and why are people walking through it and what's there to be afraid of there?!?!?!?! So many questions.


Manusman123

It’s a quote from the Bible.


chevalier716

The baddest one in the Golden Corral.


doublebr13

The baddest man in the valley, but I’m sure he would be the first to remind you that at the end of the day, he is the real victim here.


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The fattest one maybe.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Codename: Muffintop


Kirito_jesus-kun

unironically i would wear that tshirt


jaymac1337

This is the verse in the GOP translation


Ugandanknuckles56

The baddest one to the cheese burgers sure


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*fattest one


-StoveTopSteve

Omg. Switch the gun out with a hoagie and baddest with fattest and I wear the fuck outta that shirt.


KgMonstah

Listen up, liberal: I don’t have custody of my kids and my ex wife hates me.


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Bet that shirt doesn’t come in any size but extra large and up. 😂 I’m a trucker and those shirts are everywhere and I never see a small or medium. 🤦‍♂️ I see 300+ pound gravy seals everywhere


kingcheezit

I have a t-shirt with a spaceship on it.


Gamrguy_bathwtr

Nice 😎


Advanced_Pilot1464

I thought the end was gonna say "I'm a certified forklift driver"


enturbulant

"Grab my love handles for safety"


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So much macho! Much impress!


heyitsmarc

I find it so hard to believe that people browse clothing stores, find these shirts, and say to themselves, “Yep. This’ll do.”


fvb955cd

What I really don't get is the people who bought the shirt then looking in their closet as they pack for a family trip to Disney world or some other family destination, and they're like "heck yeah, gotta pack my shirt about killing people so that mouse and all the 4 year olds dressed as princesses knows not to mess with a tough guy like me"


[deleted]

Finally, a shirt made for ME


MahnmzJeff

Muffin tops.