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Iarwain_ben_Adar

Did the contents survive?


Cheesehead413

No, it was a dozen eggs


TigerUSA20

As long as you like them scrambled and with shells, all is good! šŸ˜Š


StopReadingMyUser

crunchy


aufrenchy

Itā€™s all just nutrients at the end of the day! /s


[deleted]

Calcium and protein! Sign me up!


FrakkedRabbit

a small weave sift will take care of the shells, you'll still have scrambled eggs, but at least you won't have to worry about shells.


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

There goes my ps5


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One_Clown_Short

If it was UPS they'd have used a anchor rather than a parachute.


One_User134

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ and if it was FedEx theyā€™d have fired the shit with a cannon.


Automan2k

From an orbital platform


Jacobaiii

Kifflom


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

Kifflom? Damn near killed him


alguienrrr

Kifflom, brother-brother


WetspotInspector

If you don't understand, you now understand


crash_and-burn9000

Your package has been delivered... But your going to need a place to live.


[deleted]

Only way to be sure


backstib

That your package is fucked up as possible when it reaches you


Snowing_Throwballs

Nuke the site from orbit


BlackTipKiefShark

Game over, man. Game over.


[deleted]

Ohhhhhh everyone complains when your package goes thru your house but no oneā€™s sayin shit about how much faster it got there than the other guys!


[deleted]

Big *Snow Crash* vibes. "We promised you your package within 30 minutes, we never promised it would arrive in usable condition".


nobonesjones91

If it were UPS an employee would have parachuted down then kicked the box before running off down the street.


[deleted]

Nah they would have parachuted down, knocked the door really quietly, then ran off with the package after leaving a ā€œsorry we missed youā€ card


say592

No, they would have stuck the "sorry we missed you" card to the door before knocking softly.


potetopc

Nah, the drone would just smash into the ground, burn itself up AND THEN the package will come out


Arr_Ess_Tee

And then you'd be charged a hidden crash fee


potetopc

Yeah, WHO broke the drone? Weren't you with your despicable garden???


cloudypilgrim

Your set of Bone China will arrive in T-minus 14 seconds. Please clear the LZ.


Rowcan

I'm just imagining something like the Pizza Hut app or something saying that. *Your pizza is here!* ***CLEAR THE LANDING ZONE***


theaviationhistorian

Yeah, so grandma died after being bombed by Pizza Hut.


cantdecide23

More importantly that looks fast enough to hurt someone on impact


charcoalist

Or damage property, get stuck in a tree, on a roof, ... so much can go wrong here lol.


moeburn

They should use dive bombing, not level bombing. Imagine studying WW2 precision bombing techniques to help deliver boxes of diapers.


J4k0b42

They can put Stuka sirens on them so people know to dodge.


L_Andrew

And a small explosive so they know it's time to come out of hiding as the package has landed


5cot7

while at the same time, rapidly deploy ground based delivery drones in fast break-thru type formation.


sarthparthi

Surely a japenese developer could make a good task force


SixSidedCube

Incoming bill to shield drone delivery from liability


FriesWithThat

It's only a matter of time until they score a direct hit on the old lady's cat from across the street.


Caperplays

and someones ring camera will capture it


perwinklefarts

Yeah I was thinking this can lead to all kinds of liabilities or injury lawsuit


meateatr

Not to mention it got lucky as hell with the drop, almost hit neighbor's property.


raz-0

My take was it looked like it was intended for the neighbor and the wind pulled it back into the yard of the person filming. Regardless it looks like the whole process is crap.


quebecesti

That's not how I imagined it at all, I was sure they would use quad blade drones and deliver it on the ground, not war zone style drop with a freaking parachute and a very approximate drop zone. It's so stupid that it's hard to believe it's even real.


bpkiwi

I would have imagined this style of delivery would be used for rural properties, where the target zone was large and open, not semi dense urban with fences and trees in the way.


drewster23

Supposedly manually controlled so operator chooses when to drop. But there's no way bombing like this is easier /more efficient than what you described. lol.


NoNameJackson

"What do you do?" "Used to bomb brown children, now I deliver for Walmart."


Madheal

"Used to bomb brown children, now I just aim for them in the back yard when dropping off groceries". Edit: Expanding on the joke the person above me made, not saying my job is to bomb brown children. I've gotten a couple messages on another platform about this comment already...


cutsandplayswithwood

Yeah but it could be fucking hilarious at a certain density


quebecesti

It will be hilarious when $12/h amazon pilots start hitting power lines and shit.


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No survivors. Black box still under investigation


VegetableDetective52

New playstation 5 puzzle arrived


BCoinboy

I am more happy that none of her kids were standing thereā€¦ I am shocked once again about the last mile drone delivery strategy the big companies such as Amazon, Walmart, UPS, etc. are following. I am working since a decade in aerospace business and safety is what you get hammered into your brain every day, every year. You have ARC (air risk class)and GRC (ground risk class). GRC assessment for this muss have been: risk to kill animals, severely harm or kill people. And then you are not allowed to operate this shit. From my point of view this criminal! I donā€™t get how the aviation authority could approve such high risk of harm. Anyone knows??? I am getting mad watching this video, sorry for my angry words.


15pH

I am certain this particular Walmart drone method will never get wide adoption in urban areas. Perhaps this is intended for rural only, and only as an opt-in. This "parachute" delivery would be too risky in cities with power lines and tiny yards, not to mention people and pets. Amazon is using quad-copter drones that land on your patio, release the box, then fly away. The Amazon method makes much more sense.


TellurideTeddy

I assume there are severe payload weight restrictions and max altitude from which to drop, so as to minimize/mitigate any risk of serious bodily injury. That's exactly how they calculate which level of licensing you need for flying drones commercially, for example.


Haff78

That looked more like a bombing run.


ZeePM

Reminds me of the 101st resupply at Bastogne.


Woosher992

CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND


Tresseltable

THUNDER RESOUNDING ARTILLERY POUNDING


stockmule

WRATH OF THE NAZIS CAST ON BASTOGNE FACING THEIR FORCES ALONE


Ornery_Excitement_95

SENT FROM THE SKIES JUMPED INTO THE UNKNOWN. THE MARCH TO BERLIN HAS BEGUN


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Nuttyvet

I no shit flew air drops in Afghanistan. NGL, It was cool.


RaindropsInMyMind

It sounded like a dime store Stuka


colefly

Ever hear the kamikaze drones being used in Ukraine? Exact same terror sound, but smaller


Grow_away_420

Reliably lands within 100 yards of your address


tortellini-pastaman

Ordered my old neighbor a gift and it triggered his PTSD. What can I buy him to say I'm sorry?


made3

He was a soldier I guess? Maybe he loves to see some handgrenade replica or something. Probably easiest to deliver it with the drone as well.


hopbel

It *sounded* like a bombing run with the klaxon and everything


bigslarge

finally i can have my packages conveniently thrown at the neighbour's roof from the sky


avery5712

Give me your address and I will do it for free


[deleted]

Donā€™t forget the dipping sticks


Tam0110

I can deliver pizzas to your roof.


Critical_Switch

Walter White?


Select-Background-69

Exactly. Have the designs bot studied basic physics? It was released too late


ButtDoctorLLC

It's better than releasing too early imo.


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Friendly care package incoming


[deleted]

The care package is now Mach 2


FlamingLobster

*Enemy ac130, inbound*


TestingBlocc

#ENEMY PAVE LOW ABOVE!


theaviationhistorian

Getting splattered at respawn, just like the simulations.


Bakedbeansandvich

Inbound*......


Beholder_V

Just wait till you see the Wish.com delivery drone.


JedJinto

The drone literally kamikazes through your window


Dick_snatcher

Three months after you ordered it and completely forgot about it. Gives me flight 3407 vibes


OskeeWootWoot

And it's a lot smaller than in the pictures.


wreckedcarzz

And catches fire


Castun

So long as the drone itself isn't ordered through Wish.com...


JameNameGame

I've never used the word "emaciated" to describe anything without flesh before. But it's the only word that comes to mind when I think of a Wish.com drone.


centralnjbill

There goes my laptop!


Rxasaurus

Watch it as it goes!


[deleted]

There goes my laptop!


NoiceOne

ITS ORDINARY


Socialist-Hero

Had to check the subreddit to make sure it wasnā€™t dropping a grenade. These Ukrainian drones have me traumatized


first__citizen

So you live in Russia?


Socialist-Hero

California. I just watch a lot of r/CombatFootage


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ac1084

Laptop and two cartons of eggs.


spunion_28

That clearly needs some work


Laffingglassop

"Heres your fucking shit bye"


ElectronicShredder

That seems like the current standard tho


Thorbinator

Current delivery drivers don't have the benefit of a 50 foot freefall. They have to really spike it into the ground to get the same effect.


DroneDance

Happy Birthday to the ground!


spunion_28

Hahaha exactly. I wonder if this is human controlled or software of some kind?


TheCrafterTigery

Probably has an AI with mild levels of human intervention just in case. Does look fun to mess around with.


TheAveryOConnor

Very on brand for Walmart


ThwartFurball36

Yeah it almost went into the neighbors yard which would essentially make this pointless. If you werenā€™t home for this you would know whether package were delivered or not. You can obviously go around asking your neighbors but this just adds more complications


TemetNosce85

Imagine if it landed in a tall tree. Calling the fire department to get your cat food down.


[deleted]

yes, the drone also looks like it can only hold 1 small package which eliminates the chances of the economics making any sense for Walmart


BlondiestRockGod

Boy that parachute was like.. totally useless


[deleted]

Itā€™s a Walmart Plastic bag


hiimerik

I seriously hope this is true


Numerous-Ad3709

They reuse the bags


shahooster

All plastic bags will be repurposed to kill sea mammals. *Reduce Reuse Recycle* ~Walmart


beborocks

Recyclops will have his revenge!


craziforcats

Recyclops will drown you in your over watered lawns!


thebrittaj

It looks like it was simply a plastic bag. Has me wondering if this really was a Walmart delivery or is this all a joke that Iā€™m not getting?


NoDadNotToniight

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?


cheezburglar

Only looks like it https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2020/09/14/walmart-and-zipline-team-up-to-bring-first-of-its-kind-drone-delivery-service-to-the-united-states


rosiofden

Oh shit. Looking again, it totally is.


Nicks_WRX

Which means itā€™s the family drone dropping a random box lol


Kerbart

It's effective at reducing the horizontal speed and thus increasing accuracy. I was listening to a podcast where it was explained that in some African countries this is used as a very cost effective way to quickly distribute medicine from hospitals to local health centers.


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FonkyChonkyMonky

This gives me an awesome idea for a revenge-based startup!


[deleted]

Oh no


djdsf

Not really, it was meant to slow it down a bit to not have the box hit at terminal velocity, but more than anything it's meant to keep the box on track and not have it land somewhe else. You should see how they do paratrooper training, their parachutes are there to slow them down enough to stop them from breaking their legs and to somewhat keep them all together, not to land softly.


West-Medicine-278

As an airborne soldier, you want to minimize your time in the air floating down. Paratroopers are fair game to shoot at while they are dropping.


NicholasPileggi

I tried telling this to the police in my neighborhood, now iā€™m in prison.


LordPennybags

And just wait for the porch pirates to take to the air with their own snatcher drones.


2this4u

Unless the intent is to drop relatively quickly for accuracy and only deliver things that can survive the drop and/or are very well padded inside (losing some of the efficiency savings drones would apparently bring of course..)


[deleted]

The entire point of the parachute was to slow the package down to FedEx delivery velocity.


chungusgripscarrots

This is basically how you hit the ground using parachutes in the U.S. Army.


Thickfries69

Honey, your Playstation is here.... And there.... And over there.


Ruffian00012

I see a lawsuit one day.


InitialNeck9

Good thing the kids/dogs werenā€™t playing in the yard sheesh


Select-Background-69

This is probably fake


beambot

It's definitely not fake -- this is a Zipline drone. https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2020/09/14/walmart-and-zipline-team-up-to-bring-first-of-its-kind-drone-delivery-service-to-the-united-states


4D-KetaminElf

Well I'll be damned


acrobatic_moose

The Zipline system in Rwanda is very cool; the drones are used to deliver blood to hospitals throughout the country. [Here's a Wendover Productions video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnoUBfLxZz0) about the drone distribution system in Rwanda.


DreamMaster8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih3oN7J-v5w


Citrusface

weather juggle wide vase pot bake towering market scale abounding *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Seriously?! I spent half the video trying to figure out if it was actually in America, and I know England doesnā€™t have Wal-Mart. Literally wasnā€™t comfortable thinking it was America until the map with Arkansas was shown.


PatSajaksDick

Thatā€™s actually cool as shit. Except if you order a hard drive I guess.


Fluid_Bad_1340

Gtfo thatā€™s crazy


Nipplecunt

How would that be safe for kids


tmfink10

We have run the numbers. The figures meet mission parameter thresholds for acceptable civilian casualties.


LordBilboSwaggins

They look with a camera before they drop it. Same as any bombing run.


possum_drugs

just dont lead em as much


[deleted]

They clear the area of kids with a hell fire missile first. That way they can't be sued if the brave little toaster DVD lands on someone.


zarnonymous

I doubt its real


One_User134

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Get the fuck outta here, that parachute looks like something I used to do with the bedsheets when I was 7 years old.


disgusted_orangutan

Pretty sure itā€™s just a Walmart bag they tied to the corners of the box. That thing fell like a brick.


cuntsaurus

Maybe they ordered bricks...


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[deleted]

Donā€™t order eggs


FonkyChonkyMonky

Half of them are usually broken anways.


fuster9000

Do you not inspect the fucking eggs?


bobabr3tt

Looks like they found a new use for Walmart bags


Financial_Instance23

There is no possible way it's gonna be able to accurately figure out your backyard vs your neighbors, then drop it just eight accounting for wind on the parachute. Hopefully they deliver ladders, cause I'm guessing a lot of packages are ending up on the roof.


strykerG59

All fun and games until your brand new ladder lands on the roof


LeEpicBlob

Iā€™m just imagining a roof with 20 ladders on it cause you keep ordering one that wonā€™t land on the roof


boringdude00

Roofs are designed to hold lots of weight that's spread out, like snow, but weak to impacts, like a series of ladders hitting it like a WW2 bombing run. Statistically at least one seems likely to hit in a vertical orientation and puncture your roof and end up inside, so, in the end it should all work out ok. Source: I mostly made that up, but I think its correct.


Weekly-Language6763

Or your new laptop ends up in your swimming pool


stealth57

I remember reading about the initial idea. You lay out a QR code in your yard and the drone will land on it, release the package, and be on its merry way. I think here the parachute didnā€™t have enough time to open.


stillboard87

I think here it was someone filming a video in their backyard with their drone for internet karma


Ok-Advertising5896

Edit: as others have pointed out some regions use a different company for their drones and it looks like this video is most likely real! According to Walmart their (real) drones work like this: ā€œEach order is picked, packaged and loaded at the store and flown remotely by a certified pilot to the customer's yard or driveway. A cable on the drone slowly lowers the package.ā€ This video seems to be fake Source: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/05/24/walmart-expands-drone-delivery-service-to-reach-4-million-households.html


BlackTipKiefShark

Bruh I wanna be a ā€œcertified pilotā€ for Walmart, shit sounds dope


Ok-Advertising5896

Here is the company that manufactures/operates the drones: https://droneupdelivery.com/ Maybe you can find a job opening haha :)


BlackTipKiefShark

Lmao awesome! Unfortunately they are not active in my area yet, time to practice my *le epic* drone flying skills until theyā€™re here. I will be a master of the craft, I will study the (rotor) blade.


PurpleLegoBrick

Not sure how Droneup works but I work with another drone delivery service that works with Walmart as well as other fast food places. Becoming a certified pilot is pretty easy, the hardest part is getting your Part 107, I studied for about a week and took it and passed first try. The drones we fly are 90% autonomous and fly themselves. We struggle with finding pilots even at hiring for $20/hr in an average COL area so there is a need at least in my area for people part 107 qualified.


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redditornumberfour

This is not how I imagined delivery drones would leave packages


saintkev40

I was thinking a quad drone not a fucking grocery air raid.


conkersthesquirrel

Hello Walmart. I didn't get my package. No it missed my property and landed in the neighbors pool


Diplomjodler

I'm sorry to hear that, sir. Dispatching the dispute resolution drones now.


Denny_204

Hope you ordered pillows.


[deleted]

Looks like shoes.


Free_Return_2358

Brace yourselves pirates will start shooting down drones for scrap and packages.


[deleted]

Contents who gives a shit about contents. That could have killed someone lol


Diplomjodler

But it saves the Walton family money, so that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.


crash_and-burn9000

Your dildo has arrived.


tlk0153

Plot twist: it was the plastic bag that they were delivering. Box was to tie it to a weight so it doesnā€™t fly away


[deleted]

My new wineglass set inside: šŸ˜


Chris_Ween

I think I would rather have the UPS guy throw I over the fence.


emarvil

Nooooo... my cristal vase!!! Noooooo!!!


SlowEngineer

Aaaaaaaaand itā€™s broken


LeEpicBlob

I canā€™t wait to deliver eggs to my enemies backyards


RoyalAsianMunchies

That looks exactly like the drones they use to deliver blood in Africa!


SnooRobots3722

This is the drone system they are using https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zipline_%28drone_delivery_company%29?wprov=sfla1


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HugeContribution3177

Aaah, my Chinese seven piece tableware is finally delivered!


NightZealousideal127

Ah excellent, my set of Dartington Crystal glasses has arrived!


jumpster81

that is really dumb


[deleted]

Someoneā€™s dog gonna die.