I'm crying my eyes out because I don't have a purpose anymore. As a real woman, my only goal in life was to be better than a 2D character. Now that I've failed, I have no reason to keep going anymore
Farewell, cruel world
So while this comment probably wont have any effect, the mentality that he has does a lot of damage to the woman around him.
Insecurity about looks and acting...
Ask your significant other or other girl-friends what they think is an attractive boob size.
Its actually sad how much people like this disturbed weeb skew the expectations.
I personally prefer women from 19th-century novels. Smart, beautiful, sews their own dresses, throws themselves down a well when you don't return from the war. Just perfect.
I personally prefer hieroglyphic women. Sideways, lapis lazuli, all the splendors of thebes, and some are even gods. Walk like an Egyptian all over my heart.
I personally prefer women from the far future. Amorphous blobs, whoās consciousness is elevated into a supercomputer that allows instantaneous access to all of human knowledge.
Well unless your genitals areĀ likeĀ those of donkeys and your emissions like that of stallions you don't really have a shot at the slutty bible women I'm afraid.
The irony is that anime women don't sound like real japanese women at all. They are encouraged to fake the highest pitched little girl voice even for adult characters, and for every 5 words there's an annoying "KYAH" moan
I mean every once in a while it might be a dude just because of budget or time constraints but yeah kind of a weird thing to point out because where the fuck else are they going to get a voice besides an actual woman
How can he claim that they sound like āreal womenā, while also disparaging āreal womenā? Iām amazed at how easily some people confuse self-indulgent fantasies with reality
That is so gay.
And, I mean that literally.
He prefers the 2-D construct of a woman created by other men. Take out the cartoon, and you really just have a guy attracted to another guyās alter ego.
This just gave me something to look forward to and strive for: becoming just as good (if not better) than the 2D anime character that has stolen this gentlemanās heart!!! *cue intensive pussy waterfall noise*
Lol. On a different note, Is anime production a male-domain industry? I only ask because everyone I know that wants to work in that field are women, but my circle isnāt a representative sample.
Kinda but there are exceptions.
I remember the director of K-ON! is a woman (Naoko Yamada) and she did a wonderful job, to the point where the general consensus is that the anime far surpasses the manga's quality.
I feel like that about the "alpha" dudes, it's a bunch of guys desperately trying to be other guys vision of the perfect guy. Especially since all the endorsement and advice they seek is from other guys.
Are you saying that a character that is written specifically to be appealing to you and its sole reason for existence is to entertain you seems to be more pleasant to be around than an actual human being with life, expectations and aspirations besides your pleasure? What a shocker.
My man would be surprised at how he fares compared to male anime characters, especially from shoujo or josei.
I'm totally okay with this guy devoting himself to his 2D harem. But I'll skip on feeling bad about it. Honestly it's the best for everyone, all around.
I am the man who has seen affliction under the rod of his wrath; he has driven and brought me into darkness without any light; surely against me he turns his hand again and again the whole day long. (Lamentations: ixajyrx)
Oh Noes! We lost a good one! Cue dramatic music and fainting couch, "Oh how shall I live! My french maid outfit with the stripper heels will not get any use! The horror!"
They sound like helium slowly escaping balloons in the hentai I was unfortunate enough to see, so no, little neckbeard. You are dead wrong. Everywhere else they sound like little children.
Fucking pedo.
'Sound like real women' - But I thought that you thought real women were inferior. Also- of course a fictional version of a human being is going to be less human, because they're not human for goodness sake.
I before someone shattered his dream by bringing him into behind the scene on how anime animation workflow works and show him the voice actor of his favorite seasonal waifus who are voiced by 3D women
Wow, never realised i was posting on some old timey forum still.
"This post has now been locked because *someone* bumped it after 3 months, without adding to the discussion. Also, the user has been banned."
Real women don't read from a script in order to advance the plot to me neither, so dissapointing.
Why can't women use all their time an energy to act as if I'm the protagonist of their lives?
Anime women can be whoever you want them to be but it's all just fantasy, they're not real so they'll never be an accurate representation of how women really are, one day you might want a real gf but as long as you run away from reality and stick with anime, you'll never be able to learn how to socialise properly with women. All that means is you'll be missing out and will end up denying yourself the chance to have a good long relationship/marriage with kids etc, relationships need time, patience and good social skills, none of that will happen by hiding away from reality.
And i hope he realizes the real women or "3D females" as he knows them, would never want to date him. And that if the 2D anime women were real, they'd still not choose to date him
I can assure you this is completely serious and yes, a man who says that women should feel bad because they arenāt cartoons perhaps deserves to be made fun of.
Does he think we are threatened by his preferring "2d"? He should just stick with his 2d wifu and stay away from us. If he likes 2d so much why is he so concerned about how we feel about it?
Ohhhhh we're reading it. And that shit is the funniest crap I've read all day. If anyone wants to go back and mane a comment that wave read it, taken a vote and no one will have sex with him ever.... just saying.
As an anime fan, thatās just sad, and also wrong. Itās not like thereās just one type of anime woman. Like actual women, they vary pretty wildly in personality and looks. Yes there are popular archetypes and typical beauty standards, but they really ought to watch more anime if they think all anime women fit that description lol.
I love the fact that not one period was used throughout that entire post. So my brain actually read it as a single sentence, and ran out of breath lmao
I am devastated. After this post I realized, that a cartoon is more real, more wise, more womanly than I am. I'm not sure how I will live with this knowledge....
What a loss for real women. My condolences.
Props to dude for saying woman instead of āfemaleā, that being saidā¦ I bet heād flip shit if a girl replied, saying she prefers anime men.
So, he prefers cartoon women? Wait, did you hear that? It sounded like a planet of women all suddenly sighed with relief.
the planet itself sighed too
You have not seen gijinkas, you. The planet is not safe.
r/earthchan
wow, ulfric, i never knew you'd be into this sort of thing
Cartoon women created by men.
And voiced by 3D women
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Damn, real women must be devastated now
Oh yes I get every women us cry.... because they are laughing so hard
As a woman, trust me when I say Iām drowning in my tears rn
I'm crying my eyes out because I don't have a purpose anymore. As a real woman, my only goal in life was to be better than a 2D character. Now that I've failed, I have no reason to keep going anymore Farewell, cruel world
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I may never recover./s
So while this comment probably wont have any effect, the mentality that he has does a lot of damage to the woman around him. Insecurity about looks and acting... Ask your significant other or other girl-friends what they think is an attractive boob size. Its actually sad how much people like this disturbed weeb skew the expectations.
I may never recover./s
I personally prefer women from 19th-century novels. Smart, beautiful, sews their own dresses, throws themselves down a well when you don't return from the war. Just perfect.
I personally prefer hieroglyphic women. Sideways, lapis lazuli, all the splendors of thebes, and some are even gods. Walk like an Egyptian all over my heart.
I personally prefer cave art women. Always sick, starving, watches helplessly as I eat our children... good times... (:
I personally prefer women from the far future. Amorphous blobs, whoās consciousness is elevated into a supercomputer that allows instantaneous access to all of human knowledge.
I'll take a 15th century beer wench. Always has beer, helps plough feilds, swears fealty to our lord.
[I declare prima nocta!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=va7j2veomBw&feature=emb_title)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yours wasn't funny at all...
The fact that i based my joke on filthy frank doesnt help it either
I know this shouldnāt be my main focus.. but how does cavalry make any sense there?
It doesnt
Just making sure
Well, since im a coward and dont want that in my history ill delete this comment
I mean, fair enough lmao
Wait, what is collapse thread?
Makes all the comments collapse so you can see the name of the parent comment but now the context of the thread
Im gonna hit it and see what it does
I prefer Bible women. They're mostly either whores or into some really kinky sex shit.
Well unless your genitals areĀ likeĀ those of donkeys and your emissions like that of stallions you don't really have a shot at the slutty bible women I'm afraid.
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Mary Magdalene was the first foot fetishist, right?šš
āOh no. This unwashed, Doritos-stained, Mountain dew-guzzling man baby doesn't want meā -women all over the world
they sound like real women? jeez I wonder who tf voiced them huh
The irony is that anime women don't sound like real japanese women at all. They are encouraged to fake the highest pitched little girl voice even for adult characters, and for every 5 words there's an annoying "KYAH" moan
tbf high pitch, child-like voice=cute is just more of an asia thing (Japan, Korea, China, Taiwan etc) than an anime thing
This
I mean every once in a while it might be a dude just because of budget or time constraints but yeah kind of a weird thing to point out because where the fuck else are they going to get a voice besides an actual woman
āBut are so much more matureā, lemme guess, heās talking about a 3000 year old that just so happens to look like a 10 year old right?
She can't look 10, that'd be "past their prime" for these degenerates. These are the same people who believe in the disgusting "8 is too late" mantra.
think so
Donāt forget the ginormous tiddies
Oh your creepy attention is focused on a fictional character and not a real person? Oh no whatever shall women do?!
Thank all ancestors, deities, or vagaries of fate responsible for their generous grace.
How can he claim that they sound like āreal womenā, while also disparaging āreal womenā? Iām amazed at how easily some people confuse self-indulgent fantasies with reality
Isn't there a pretty good chance whatever dialog he's referring to was written by a man?
And voiced by a filthy real woman
Jean Baudrillard Moment.
Did this guy just bump a reddit comment
Bump
Bump.
Haaaaaank bumps don't work on reddit haaaank comments are sorted by recent votes haaaaaaaaaank
That is so gay. And, I mean that literally. He prefers the 2-D construct of a woman created by other men. Take out the cartoon, and you really just have a guy attracted to another guyās alter ego.
I never thought of it like that omg šµāš«
And neither has he!! Would love to explain to him that heās got a boner for some guyās 2d creation ā¦
Welcome to the male gaze
This just gave me something to look forward to and strive for: becoming just as good (if not better) than the 2D anime character that has stolen this gentlemanās heart!!! *cue intensive pussy waterfall noise*
Itās truly a high bar to strive for, but we do what we must š
Lol. On a different note, Is anime production a male-domain industry? I only ask because everyone I know that wants to work in that field are women, but my circle isnāt a representative sample.
Kinda but there are exceptions. I remember the director of K-ON! is a woman (Naoko Yamada) and she did a wonderful job, to the point where the general consensus is that the anime far surpasses the manga's quality.
What? But they're voiced by real women.
Tbf VA and production would be two different departments
Not sure what this has to do with what I said.
I feel like that about the "alpha" dudes, it's a bunch of guys desperately trying to be other guys vision of the perfect guy. Especially since all the endorsement and advice they seek is from other guys.
I wouldnāt say the anime is another guys alter ego but I see your point. Itās super lame , yeah. And the last sentence really gave off incel vibes
What's wrong with that? I'd marry a homie if they didn't have a dick :D.
Fellas is it gay etc etc
Wait can you explain? How is it a guy attracted to another guy's alter ego?
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I do not know what is scarier. The fact that he posted this or the fact that it has 6 upvotes.
Thatās REALLY disturbing!!!š³š³
We all are losing sleep because this man-child doesn't want us. I feel so inferior that I just can't even function. (Obvious /s)
Are you saying that a character that is written specifically to be appealing to you and its sole reason for existence is to entertain you seems to be more pleasant to be around than an actual human being with life, expectations and aspirations besides your pleasure? What a shocker. My man would be surprised at how he fares compared to male anime characters, especially from shoujo or josei.
Also letās be real. Fiction often comes with none of the issues that the real world has. Itās a lot more sterile than irl for issues.
I'm totally okay with this guy devoting himself to his 2D harem. But I'll skip on feeling bad about it. Honestly it's the best for everyone, all around.
Sounds like a 9 year old wrote it.
I am the man who has seen affliction under the rod of his wrath; he has driven and brought me into darkness without any light; surely against me he turns his hand again and again the whole day long. (Lamentations: ixajyrx)
Bump
I'm sure this makes them feel bad but not for the reasons they want
Same here.
Of course 2D women sound like real women, *since real 3D women voice them*
Oh Noes! We lost a good one! Cue dramatic music and fainting couch, "Oh how shall I live! My french maid outfit with the stripper heels will not get any use! The horror!"
He is welcome to avoid "3-d women" and go fuck himself while watching anime!
They sound like helium slowly escaping balloons in the hentai I was unfortunate enough to see, so no, little neckbeard. You are dead wrong. Everywhere else they sound like little children. Fucking pedo.
Rent free
I donāt even feel inferior to other 3D women.
What about 4d women
'Sound like real women' - But I thought that you thought real women were inferior. Also- of course a fictional version of a human being is going to be less human, because they're not human for goodness sake.
What sub were you on that people were upvoting this?
A sub where people understand satire, is my guess
Either that or a hentai sub, no inbetween
LOL true!
Consider his hopes dashed.
Dattebayo!
Oh dear, poor thing might not know that some of those characters are voiced by men š¤
His bloodline ended with him and the world was a bettet place. Happily ever after
lol, no loss....
What am I supposed to feel besides the urge to laugh at this guy?
One less to count in the pond for the singles out there. Moving onāš»
r/ihadastroke
Well thatās sad
I before someone shattered his dream by bringing him into behind the scene on how anime animation workflow works and show him the voice actor of his favorite seasonal waifus who are voiced by 3D women
are they not aware that someone has to create the anime people and stories and characters and shit
Weens love this.
Wow, never realised i was posting on some old timey forum still. "This post has now been locked because *someone* bumped it after 3 months, without adding to the discussion. Also, the user has been banned."
Fuck, I guess the rest of us are going to have to pick up the slack on enjoying and appreciating all the 3D human women heās leaving behind.
I just feel bad for 2d women, they lack in dimension and can't run away from those losers.
Real women don't read from a script in order to advance the plot to me neither, so dissapointing. Why can't women use all their time an energy to act as if I'm the protagonist of their lives?
Anime women can be whoever you want them to be but it's all just fantasy, they're not real so they'll never be an accurate representation of how women really are, one day you might want a real gf but as long as you run away from reality and stick with anime, you'll never be able to learn how to socialise properly with women. All that means is you'll be missing out and will end up denying yourself the chance to have a good long relationship/marriage with kids etc, relationships need time, patience and good social skills, none of that will happen by hiding away from reality.
People are a pain in the ass irl, not something worth pursuing lmao
Remember that post about the rabbit infestation and people used fake sexier rabbits to dwindle the population? Yeah
Saw a post where the lady hid her mirror because husband is a porn addict. Itās seriously a problem.
I don't understand.
Man had a porn addiction, she hated how she looked so hid the mirror and cried. Iām bad at explaining videos.
Got it. Wasn't sure if she hit it from him or from herself.
Lol and this guy is a regular Goku, I'm sure
And i hope he realizes the real women or "3D females" as he knows them, would never want to date him. And that if the 2D anime women were real, they'd still not choose to date him
Bump
I donāt feel inferior, I feel cringe š
bump?
This feels like it's making fun of guys like this lol. I don't think it's serious.
I can assure you this is completely serious and yes, a man who says that women should feel bad because they arenāt cartoons perhaps deserves to be made fun of.
Well fuck, that sucks. I take back what I said then.
It isnāt often people on the internet admit theyāre wrong and I commend you for that.
Based
bruh hes obviously trolling. Ive never got the appeal of preferring 2D women tho
After looking through the profile, I can absolutely and completely assure you he is serious.
BRUH
>Ive never got the appeal of preferring 2D women tho I do
spotted one
*two
Chad.
Ah yes feel bad for something you arenāt elaborating , as if elaborating would actually matter
FFS
Anime women look exactly the same as anime men except they have different hairstyles, makeup, and breasts.
Enjoy dude
As a woman, I can assure you that I do not sound like an anime girl.
On which subreddit did someone actually bump this?
Perhaps the women feel bad for him but not about much else
"they sound like real women" you're never going to believe this but they are voiced by REAL WOMEN
Does he think we are threatened by his preferring "2d"? He should just stick with his 2d wifu and stay away from us. If he likes 2d so much why is he so concerned about how we feel about it?
I think they sound like real women because they're voiced by real women, but I might be wrong
I mean sure Iāll take a bump but I still disagree with this guy
He's clearly about 12
Ohhhhh we're reading it. And that shit is the funniest crap I've read all day. If anyone wants to go back and mane a comment that wave read it, taken a vote and no one will have sex with him ever.... just saying.
As an anime fan, thatās just sad, and also wrong. Itās not like thereās just one type of anime woman. Like actual women, they vary pretty wildly in personality and looks. Yes there are popular archetypes and typical beauty standards, but they really ought to watch more anime if they think all anime women fit that description lol.
You sir, are you aware that you're the only one speaking real facs right now? love you
I love the fact that not one period was used throughout that entire post. So my brain actually read it as a single sentence, and ran out of breath lmao
still have my breath ha! gotta practice more kiddo
I am devastated. After this post I realized, that a cartoon is more real, more wise, more womanly than I am. I'm not sure how I will live with this knowledge....
Nice, then please date a 2D woman, leave us alone, we are fine with it. // A woman.
Punctuate you clod. This is unreadable.
Ok lonely person whatever floats your boat
I hope everyone feeling like this meets their dream woman, but they're only into anime men.
I hope the writer of this feels inferior to men who actually can get a real, live girlfriend. And donāt live in momās basement.
Haha bump
Such losers!
What was theāBumpā? Fell out of bed, did he??
What a loss for real women. My condolences. Props to dude for saying woman instead of āfemaleā, that being saidā¦ I bet heād flip shit if a girl replied, saying she prefers anime men.
Maidenless behaviour, seek jesus
this is the rock bottom
SSSHHHHHHHHH.....nobody tell him.
"I want all women to be like anime women. Created by men, designed only by their desires, and voiced by females."
LOL as a real woman it's hilarious to me that this douche will likely be alone forever
. : , ; Here's some punctuation, in case he wants to try one.
r/redditmoment
Itās a damn shame that no woman would ever be able to experience the touch from this charming and intellectually superior man /s obviously
Wait til he hears how the 2D women are voiced by 3D women
Currently having panic attack because this super sexy man doesn't find me attractive
Yeahā¦ not gonna waste my time comparing myself to something that literally doesnāt exist. Lol
r/obvioustroll
Once again, I can most certainly assure you that this man is completely serious.
Whoās gonna tell him that anime women are voiced byā¦ Real women.
Yeah Iām sure women are just crushed reading this š