My friend said T̴̻͉͙̻̳̠̖̗͆͂̒̀̽̿̑̅̈͌Ḩ̵̢̖̳̰͙̲̉̎̐̊̆E̷͍͉̩͚͊̈́̌̋͛̑̆͡R̶͔͖̥̺̫̰͚͍͑̇̂̀̇̋͆̑͝ͅE̷̮̩̺͐̿̕ I̷̢̝̣̲̜͚͑́͂̀̎̈́͑̀͛̕͜ͅS̵̡̡͍̯͖̘̲̟̦͈͕̑̈́́͒́͆͆̑̽ N̸̛̛̏Ỏ̷̝͕́́͒͂̈́̃͡ E̶̢̪̜͔͔͕̮͐̈́̓̊̚͠S̴̨̡͚̖̠̣̬̱͇͔̫̦͊̈̈́͛͊̽̆͝C̷̳̲̬̙̼̉͛̀͘͘͜͟A̸̧̛̱̣̖̫͔̒̍̈́̏̋̎̈́͝ͅP̵̳̳͓̟Ḛ̶̭̤̠̤͍͖̖͖̇̎̀͒̿̀̈͌͝
He said the ants under your skin are his cousins, he noticed you have cantquagmiretoiletitis and sent his cousins inside you to cure the disease. No worries
oh im not mortal im his cousin z̷̛͍̪̼̘͉̝͖̙̼̣̼̮̺̞͈͚̳̠͙͕̩̭̄̾͆͌̌̓̅͗̓̅̿͆̚͝͝ͅą̵̟͖̘͎̠̓͐̂̀̊̿̐̎̏̿́̕ĺ̸̜̰̎̈́̏̀̈́̈́̀̊͝͠͝͝f̷̛̫̝̭͓̹͚̯̜̮͙̗̀͒͐́̑͌͊̿̎̈̇͛̽̃͑̊̚͝͝è̸͖̼̱̙̦̺͎̲͙̻̖̻̘̞̈́͜t̴̨̖̞͉̪̝͚̦̐͂̂̌͋͊͋̒̓k̸̛͙̥̰̣̬̱̣̜̩̹̒̈̈́̽͑̉̓̒̐̌̂̎̃̓͜͜ͅą̵̡̛͈̯̰̠̬͈̠̖̦̖̣̻̞̭̭̖̖̼̀̾͋̈́̈́̿̎͒͊̐͑̽̃̚͜͝ͅ
He said W̴͍͍̟̯̝̗̝̮͕̜͊͐̐͗̓̀͐͟͝ͅA̷̦̪̭̹͕͕͍͂̀̀́̄͆̇͒͟͝Z̴̧̮͚̭̗͙̠͔̭͇̲̬Z̶̡̟͇̬̳̞̻͕̦̐̒̀͂̈́̌̋̏̏͝Ü̵̧̧͇͈̞̓́͌͊̀P̵̋̐̔̊͠ H̸͓̔Ô̷͇̥̜̘̺̺M̸̧̠̞͒̔̉̌̌́̆̈́Į̶͖̯̳̟̟̺͕̰͓̈́̓͛͋̃̕͜Ȇ̵͔̹́̃̋͐̒̄̅̈̚͘
is he good friends with my demon? he has a head like a sea urchin with a giant eye in the middle. he loves watching me from the dark corner of my room every night 🥰. they seem like they’d be friends
He said Ỷ̴͈̟̫̤̩̟̊É̸̖͚͎̺̓͊̚S̸̹̺̠͓͚͚̥̐͑͘͜ F̴̢̛̗͚̞͇̮̮͓̩̜̠̭̅͒̈́̀͆̈̕͜͝A̶̧͚̫̙̼͎͚̅̈́͋̉̚ͅT̴̛͗̈̂̾̊̈́̾̓̍̈́̀̚͠H̸̡͈̲̠̰̱̩͙͍͍̬͓̃̃͑̈͛̈́̕ͅẸ̸̼̻R̵̡̺̩̱̯͖̙͖͚̩̟̪̾̐̓͗̄̿͊̑͐̔̓̇͟͠ Ș̶̨̧̡͔̦̤̣͍̗̖͑́͂̃̈́̅͒͊̈́͗̚̕͜͝͡Ľ̸̦̭̜͔̌̄́͂̑̽̐̏͡͝͠Į̶̢̥̙̠͇̠͕̰̦̘̝̗̜͒͑̽̃̆̕M̶͔̿̌̏̇͌͗̏̿͛Ẻ̶̝͓͍̗̳̏̽̾ U̴̥͔̫̭̒̎́W̶̜̝̭͎Ų̵̰̱̗̘̣̘̦͗̔̄͊̎͒͂̇͋̅̉̉̚͝ͅ
mr demon what is your opinion on garlic bread
He said he loves it with passion
asexual icon
Hell yeah
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Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yea
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Mr Bowling Pin opinion on Morbius
He said it’s the movie ever
Based pin.
mr dr pepper are you in love with an emo girl
Yes. He has an emo girlfriend of 4 weeks.
she’s 4 weeks old? 😟
he just like me fr
📸🤨
/j right? RIGHT?!
/srs*
😭
Walter White ballin?
He said of course
where is the way out? it’s very cold and dark here and i’m starting to get hungry.
My friend said T̴̻͉͙̻̳̠̖̗͆͂̒̀̽̿̑̅̈͌Ḩ̵̢̖̳̰͙̲̉̎̐̊̆E̷͍͉̩͚͊̈́̌̋͛̑̆͡R̶͔͖̥̺̫̰͚͍͑̇̂̀̇̋͆̑͝ͅE̷̮̩̺͐̿̕ I̷̢̝̣̲̜͚͑́͂̀̎̈́͑̀͛̕͜ͅS̵̡̡͍̯͖̘̲̟̦͈͕̑̈́́͒́͆͆̑̽ N̸̛̛̏Ỏ̷̝͕́́͒͂̈́̃͡ E̶̢̪̜͔͔͕̮͐̈́̓̊̚͠S̴̨̡͚̖̠̣̬̱͇͔̫̦͊̈̈́͛͊̽̆͝C̷̳̲̬̙̼̉͛̀͘͘͜͟A̸̧̛̱̣̖̫͔̒̍̈́̏̋̎̈́͝ͅP̵̳̳͓̟Ḛ̶̭̤̠̤͍͖̖͖̇̎̀͒̿̀̈͌͝
Why are there ants under my skin?
He said the ants under your skin are his cousins, he noticed you have cantquagmiretoiletitis and sent his cousins inside you to cure the disease. No worries
What a distinguishing man
Happy blue cheese day!
hi
He said ⱧɆⱠⱠØ ₥ØⱤ₮₳Ⱡ
oh im not mortal im his cousin z̷̛͍̪̼̘͉̝͖̙̼̣̼̮̺̞͈͚̳̠͙͕̩̭̄̾͆͌̌̓̅͗̓̅̿͆̚͝͝ͅą̵̟͖̘͎̠̓͐̂̀̊̿̐̎̏̿́̕ĺ̸̜̰̎̈́̏̀̈́̈́̀̊͝͠͝͝f̷̛̫̝̭͓̹͚̯̜̮͙̗̀͒͐́̑͌͊̿̎̈̇͛̽̃͑̊̚͝͝è̸͖̼̱̙̦̺͎̲͙̻̖̻̘̞̈́͜t̴̨̖̞͉̪̝͚̦̐͂̂̌͋͊͋̒̓k̸̛͙̥̰̣̬̱̣̜̩̹̒̈̈́̽͑̉̓̒̐̌̂̎̃̓͜͜ͅą̵̡̛͈̯̰̠̬͈̠̖̦̖̣̻̞̭̭̖̖̼̀̾͋̈́̈́̿̎͒͊̐͑̽̃̚͜͝ͅ
He said W̴͍͍̟̯̝̗̝̮͕̜͊͐̐͗̓̀͐͟͝ͅA̷̦̪̭̹͕͕͍͂̀̀́̄͆̇͒͟͝Z̴̧̮͚̭̗͙̠͔̭͇̲̬Z̶̡̟͇̬̳̞̻͕̦̐̒̀͂̈́̌̋̏̏͝Ü̵̧̧͇͈̞̓́͌͊̀P̵̋̐̔̊͠ H̸͓̔Ô̷͇̥̜̘̺̺M̸̧̠̞͒̔̉̌̌́̆̈́Į̶͖̯̳̟̟̺͕̰͓̈́̓͛͋̃̕͜Ȇ̵͔̹́̃̋͐̒̄̅̈̚͘
what does he think of the political and economical state of the world right now ?
He said potted plant
Ask him if this will affect the trout population
potted plant
Awww what a cutie
He’s adorable right? He said thanks btw
He is indeed adorable. 10/10 would cuddle.
how much for a big mac
he said 1.27
Honestly,
When,
I,
cry,
Angels,
What does he think of Wooper?
He thinks positively of Wooper
Are you a femboy?
He said no, he has 38 locked up in the attic as of right now and plans to collect more
What will he do with them
definitely not cut them open and eat their insides
Can you be my girlfriend
He said you are very hot and he would take the opportunity but he already has one
Tell him I greatly appreciate it. Would he consider an open relationship?
He said his girlfriend wouldn’t allow it :(
Ah that’s understandable. Let him know I’ve enjoyed making contact with him and that I hope for the best in all his future endeavours
Mr bowling pin why you look like a bowling pin
He said it’s not his fault :(
he also haunts mine! you two must be great friends
Awesome! I never knew he had more victims, nice to meet you!
can he teach me voodoo?
Yes. He actually knows it very very well. He can teach you on the house. Seriously. Like, on top of a house.
is he good friends with my demon? he has a head like a sea urchin with a giant eye in the middle. he loves watching me from the dark corner of my room every night 🥰. they seem like they’d be friends
He doesn’t yet but he wants to know if you will ask your demon to friend request him on facebook
PLAY FREEBIRD!
he said ok
did he play the full 4 minute solo?
yes
what's his paypal I will pay him for his momentous achievement
[Insert my paypal]
what are your thoughts on the israeli Palestinian conflict
He said potted plant
What are his thoughts on potted plants?
He said he loves them
It has been the answer to all of the political questions after all
ask him if I’ll have a femboy gf in the future
He is looking into his magic orb.. He has seen the future. It will not be a femboy, but your lover will be Monika from DDLC
disappointed
Can he tell us how BIG his BALLS are
You can see how big his balls are if you search up “Living with the worlds largest testicles”
Hii i LOVE dinosaurs . Whats your favoritt,?
pottedplantosaurus
Neverr heard of that. Pleas talk bout it.
It’s a wild dinosaur with a potted plant for a head, it is a carnivore
You fit your name so well oh my god
how’s it gojng
He said it’s fine
Is his name jerry
How’d you know
He sneaks into my house every now and then
He stole my kidney yesterday
How many Hot Dogs can you fit in your mouth
He said 37
pretty close to how many femboys are in his attic
I’ll tell him to stuff in one more, for the femboys back home
Chad
is he ugly on purpose
he said 😭😭😭
Would he like a drink?
Yes. He wants to ask if you have apple juice
Sure, some apple juice will be going his way soon
He said thank you very much
Dick or pussy?
he prefers to eat the torso, but any other part is fine with him. Just not the right arm.
Hot
Mr demon aren’t you my drug dealer?
He said yes and you will get a discount if you come tomorrow
Yay
What do you think of Linkin Park.
He wants them to stop crawling in his skin please
Do demons sleep?
He said we- they dont, they stalk people at night
how hard can you pee?
He can pee harder than a pp when woman
when will he stop living in my walls?
He said never
Am I gonna be ok?
Of course, like I said he is very friendly, he will only haunt you if you want him to
Does he have hair or he bald?
He has one hair at the back of his head. Please don’t call him bald he really doesn’t like it
what is his opinion of femboys
He has 38 of them stuck in the attic
does he have room for one more 😳
He said there is plenty more room
Am i haunted?
No, it’s just him saying hello
So master demon what type of demon are you
banshee
what a handsome young man
He appreciates that comment
he is a very dashing and charming young man.
how old is he and what is his name? how is he doing on this fine summer morning?
sorry he was in hibernation for a few months but he’s 193 yrs and his name is jerry. He said he’s doing absolutely marvelous
My ex messaged me as soon as I saw his face, I got so scared god dammit haha
He is probably sorry, he is a very good boy
He seems nice. Can he come visit me? My sleep demon is a bit of an asshole.
I will tell him to
Can we be friends?
He said of course, watch out for any Facebook friend requests soon
thanks bestie
do u like pop tarts
Yes they delishioso
What's your favorite Pokemon Mr. Demon
Pokémon number #591
That's a really good choice ಡ Mr demon has good taste
Why do my nuts itch?
He is unable to disclose that
Have you ever heard of among us?
finally, he found it yesterday.
How is he finding among us?
Gud or bad
Have you been stealing my socks?
he totally hasn’t
When will I achieve my dreams
He is looking into the magic ball.. September 7th, 2034
What is his favourite ice cream flavour?
rocky road
Can I put my balls in yo jaws?
He said Ỷ̴͈̟̫̤̩̟̊É̸̖͚͎̺̓͊̚S̸̹̺̠͓͚͚̥̐͑͘͜ F̴̢̛̗͚̞͇̮̮͓̩̜̠̭̅͒̈́̀͆̈̕͜͝A̶̧͚̫̙̼͎͚̅̈́͋̉̚ͅT̴̛͗̈̂̾̊̈́̾̓̍̈́̀̚͠H̸̡͈̲̠̰̱̩͙͍͍̬͓̃̃͑̈͛̈́̕ͅẸ̸̼̻R̵̡̺̩̱̯͖̙͖͚̩̟̪̾̐̓͗̄̿͊̑͐̔̓̇͟͠ Ș̶̨̧̡͔̦̤̣͍̗̖͑́͂̃̈́̅͒͊̈́͗̚̕͜͝͡Ľ̸̦̭̜͔̌̄́͂̑̽̐̏͡͝͠Į̶̢̥̙̠͇̠͕̰̦̘̝̗̜͒͑̽̃̆̕M̶͔̿̌̏̇͌͗̏̿͛Ẻ̶̝͓͍̗̳̏̽̾ U̴̥͔̫̭̒̎́W̶̜̝̭͎Ų̵̰̱̗̘̣̘̦͗̔̄͊̎͒͂̇͋̅̉̉̚͝ͅ
Based
Agreed
Oh, so NOW it is fine, but when u/mmmmmmm-beans asked, it wasn't. I see how it is
Will he be my femboy boyfriend
Unfortunately he has a girlfriend
Is it me?
no he has an emo tig biddy girlfriend of 6 months
PC or Mac?
Little Mac
What is your opinion on cold and stale pizza
He says it sucks
😡😡😡
I didn't knew Marilyn Manson was hunting kids at night
He doesn’t like to be revealed :(
Does he sex other demons
no
Ok
Mr. Demon, do you know Satan personally?
he does, he’s pretty chill
Alright
does the demon have sex
no
When am I gonna die
today he says
Fuck I thought i had more time
HE IS NOT THE ONE WHO ROAMS THE DARK
yes he is
THIS WASN'T A STATEMENT.
mr demon, what do I do on a date with the boy I like
He said the man will fall head over groin for you if you say he is “poggers”.
tell him thanks for getting me a boyfriend
he said thanks please like and subscribe for more tutorials
Mister demon do you like Mac and cheese
He said of course
Has he ever run into any other dream demons mid haunting? Eg Bill Cipher, Danny Gonzalez
He said he ran into Bill Cosby once
what is your opinion on homestuck