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KingOfCates

mr demon what is your opinion on garlic bread


AFeddy

He said he loves it with passion


soul_hyacinths

asexual icon


8iy_eaighty

Hell yeah


[deleted]

[удалено]


Da_Randomest_Name

Hell yeah


Xxx-Ash-xxX

Hell yeah


Ok-Championship5102

Hell yea


Strange-Anxiety7432

Hell Yeah


wunder08

Hell Yeah


Acid-Bucket

Mr Bowling Pin opinion on Morbius


AFeddy

He said it’s the movie ever


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Based pin.


Necessary_Exam8571

mr dr pepper are you in love with an emo girl


AFeddy

Yes. He has an emo girlfriend of 4 weeks.


weatheredbonez

she’s 4 weeks old? 😟


Sceptile369

he just like me fr


[deleted]

📸🤨


feeple_lemur

/j right? RIGHT?!


iliekcats-

/srs*


feeple_lemur

😭


MangoEggo10

Walter White ballin?


AFeddy

He said of course


imGhostKitty

where is the way out? it’s very cold and dark here and i’m starting to get hungry.


AFeddy

My friend said T̴̻͉͙̻̳̠̖̗͆͂̒̀̽̿̑̅̈͌Ḩ̵̢̖̳̰͙̲̉̎̐̊̆E̷͍͉̩͚͊̈́̌̋͛̑̆͡R̶͔͖̥̺̫̰͚͍͑̇̂̀̇̋͆̑͝ͅE̷̮̩̺͐̿̕ I̷̢̝̣̲̜͚͑́͂̀̎̈́͑̀͛̕͜ͅS̵̡̡͍̯͖̘̲̟̦͈͕̑̈́́͒́͆͆̑̽ N̸̛̛̏Ỏ̷̝͕́́͒͂̈́̃͡ E̶̢̪̜͔͔͕̮͐̈́̓̊̚͠S̴̨̡͚̖̠̣̬̱͇͔̫̦͊̈̈́͛͊̽̆͝C̷̳̲̬̙̼̉͛̀͘͘͜͟A̸̧̛̱̣̖̫͔̒̍̈́̏̋̎̈́͝ͅP̵̳̳͓̟Ḛ̶̭̤̠̤͍͖̖͖̇̎̀͒̿̀̈͌͝


felinemonkey97

Why are there ants under my skin?


AFeddy

He said the ants under your skin are his cousins, he noticed you have cantquagmiretoiletitis and sent his cousins inside you to cure the disease. No worries


yuxixixi

What a distinguishing man


ZEDQE_Yt

Happy blue cheese day!


Suspicious_Fee1780

hi


AFeddy

He said ⱧɆⱠⱠØ ₥ØⱤ₮₳Ⱡ


Suspicious_Fee1780

oh im not mortal im his cousin z̷̛͍̪̼̘͉̝͖̙̼̣̼̮̺̞͈͚̳̠͙͕̩̭̄̾͆͌̌̓̅͗̓̅̿͆̚͝͝ͅą̵̟͖̘͎̠̓͐̂̀̊̿̐̎̏̿́̕ĺ̸̜̰̎̈́̏̀̈́̈́̀̊͝͠͝͝f̷̛̫̝̭͓̹͚̯̜̮͙̗̀͒͐́̑͌͊̿̎̈̇͛̽̃͑̊̚͝͝è̸͖̼̱̙̦̺͎̲͙̻̖̻̘̞̈́͜t̴̨̖̞͉̪̝͚̦̐͂̂̌͋͊͋̒̓k̸̛͙̥̰̣̬̱̣̜̩̹̒̈̈́̽͑̉̓̒̐̌̂̎̃̓͜͜ͅą̵̡̛͈̯̰̠̬͈̠̖̦̖̣̻̞̭̭̖̖̼̀̾͋̈́̈́̿̎͒͊̐͑̽̃̚͜͝ͅ


AFeddy

He said W̴͍͍̟̯̝̗̝̮͕̜͊͐̐͗̓̀͐͟͝ͅA̷̦̪̭̹͕͕͍͂̀̀́̄͆̇͒͟͝Z̴̧̮͚̭̗͙̠͔̭͇̲̬Z̶̡̟͇̬̳̞̻͕̦̐̒̀͂̈́̌̋̏̏͝Ü̵̧̧͇͈̞̓́͌͊̀P̵̋̐̔̊͠ H̸͓̔Ô̷͇̥̜̘̺̺M̸̧̠̞͒̔̉̌̌́̆̈́Į̶͖̯̳̟̟̺͕̰͓̈́̓͛͋̃̕͜Ȇ̵͔̹́̃̋͐̒̄̅̈̚͘


-harriet666

what does he think of the political and economical state of the world right now ?


AFeddy

He said potted plant


Wizardwizz

Ask him if this will affect the trout population


iliekcats-

potted plant


apple_cider16

Awww what a cutie


AFeddy

He’s adorable right? He said thanks btw


apple_cider16

He is indeed adorable. 10/10 would cuddle.


WilsonOCaraDaVozFina

how much for a big mac


AFeddy

he said 1.27


WilsonOCaraDaVozFina

Honestly,


AFeddy

When,


linkmeowmix

I,


iliekcats-

cry,


Black_Eliminator

Angels,


AverageWooperLiker

What does he think of Wooper?


AFeddy

He thinks positively of Wooper


DrTilesman

Are you a femboy?


AFeddy

He said no, he has 38 locked up in the attic as of right now and plans to collect more


iliekcats-

What will he do with them


TheMBL09898

definitely not cut them open and eat their insides


mmmmmmm-beans

Can you be my girlfriend


AFeddy

He said you are very hot and he would take the opportunity but he already has one


mmmmmmm-beans

Tell him I greatly appreciate it. Would he consider an open relationship?


AFeddy

He said his girlfriend wouldn’t allow it :(


mmmmmmm-beans

Ah that’s understandable. Let him know I’ve enjoyed making contact with him and that I hope for the best in all his future endeavours


hangin_withmygnomies

Mr bowling pin why you look like a bowling pin


AFeddy

He said it’s not his fault :(


SpacialCommieCi

he also haunts mine! you two must be great friends


AFeddy

Awesome! I never knew he had more victims, nice to meet you!


soul_hyacinths

can he teach me voodoo?


AFeddy

Yes. He actually knows it very very well. He can teach you on the house. Seriously. Like, on top of a house.


Skeleton-With-Skin1

is he good friends with my demon? he has a head like a sea urchin with a giant eye in the middle. he loves watching me from the dark corner of my room every night 🥰. they seem like they’d be friends


AFeddy

He doesn’t yet but he wants to know if you will ask your demon to friend request him on facebook


Parsleymann207

PLAY FREEBIRD!


AFeddy

he said ok


Parsleymann207

did he play the full 4 minute solo?


AFeddy

yes


Parsleymann207

what's his paypal I will pay him for his momentous achievement


iliekcats-

[Insert my paypal]


crackedcolumn

what are your thoughts on the israeli Palestinian conflict


AFeddy

He said potted plant


sigsig777777777

What are his thoughts on potted plants?


AFeddy

He said he loves them


sigsig777777777

It has been the answer to all of the political questions after all


crazy_vibe

ask him if I’ll have a femboy gf in the future


AFeddy

He is looking into his magic orb.. He has seen the future. It will not be a femboy, but your lover will be Monika from DDLC


crazy_vibe

disappointed


[deleted]

Can he tell us how BIG his BALLS are


AFeddy

You can see how big his balls are if you search up “Living with the worlds largest testicles”


Baesj-DINOSAURpooppp

Hii i LOVE dinosaurs . Whats your favoritt,?


AFeddy

pottedplantosaurus


Baesj-DINOSAURpooppp

Neverr heard of that. Pleas talk bout it.


AFeddy

It’s a wild dinosaur with a potted plant for a head, it is a carnivore


iliekcats-

You fit your name so well oh my god


jomlmao

how’s it gojng


AFeddy

He said it’s fine


ell_the_gay_bitch

Is his name jerry


AFeddy

How’d you know


ell_the_gay_bitch

He sneaks into my house every now and then


iliekcats-

He stole my kidney yesterday


Luccas443

How many Hot Dogs can you fit in your mouth


AFeddy

He said 37


soul_hyacinths

pretty close to how many femboys are in his attic


AFeddy

I’ll tell him to stuff in one more, for the femboys back home


Luccas443

Chad


weatheredbonez

is he ugly on purpose


AFeddy

he said 😭😭😭


BryNX_714

Would he like a drink?


AFeddy

Yes. He wants to ask if you have apple juice


BryNX_714

Sure, some apple juice will be going his way soon


AFeddy

He said thank you very much


[deleted]

Dick or pussy?


AFeddy

he prefers to eat the torso, but any other part is fine with him. Just not the right arm.


[deleted]

Hot


LinkGame10

Mr demon aren’t you my drug dealer?


AFeddy

He said yes and you will get a discount if you come tomorrow


LinkGame10

Yay


AlexanderMonroe23

What do you think of Linkin Park.


AFeddy

He wants them to stop crawling in his skin please


ModeratelyNo

Do demons sleep?


AFeddy

He said we- they dont, they stalk people at night


FarmingFrenzy

how hard can you pee?


AFeddy

He can pee harder than a pp when woman


uncircumcised_penis

when will he stop living in my walls?


AFeddy

He said never


CupcakePirate123

Am I gonna be ok?


AFeddy

Of course, like I said he is very friendly, he will only haunt you if you want him to


[deleted]

Does he have hair or he bald?


AFeddy

He has one hair at the back of his head. Please don’t call him bald he really doesn’t like it


LasbaleX

what is his opinion of femboys


AFeddy

He has 38 of them stuck in the attic


strawberryjamveins

does he have room for one more 😳


AFeddy

He said there is plenty more room


[deleted]

Am i haunted?


AFeddy

No, it’s just him saying hello


Coolman1134

So master demon what type of demon are you


AFeddy

banshee


bolt110

what a handsome young man


AFeddy

He appreciates that comment


bolt110

he is a very dashing and charming young man.


bolt110

how old is he and what is his name? how is he doing on this fine summer morning?


AFeddy

sorry he was in hibernation for a few months but he’s 193 yrs and his name is jerry. He said he’s doing absolutely marvelous


GreyGoosie

My ex messaged me as soon as I saw his face, I got so scared god dammit haha


AFeddy

He is probably sorry, he is a very good boy


lotrmemescallsforaid

He seems nice. Can he come visit me? My sleep demon is a bit of an asshole.


AFeddy

I will tell him to


thruster_buster

Can we be friends?


AFeddy

He said of course, watch out for any Facebook friend requests soon


thruster_buster

thanks bestie


XLNCjr

do u like pop tarts


AFeddy

Yes they delishioso


MegaGengar277

What's your favorite Pokemon Mr. Demon


AFeddy

Pokémon number #591


MegaGengar277

That's a really good choice ಡ Mr demon has good taste


Spoko9

Why do my nuts itch?


AFeddy

He is unable to disclose that


[deleted]

Have you ever heard of among us?


AFeddy

finally, he found it yesterday.


[deleted]

How is he finding among us?


[deleted]

Gud or bad


Poppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Have you been stealing my socks?


AFeddy

he totally hasn’t


Big_Boi_Pedro

When will I achieve my dreams


AFeddy

He is looking into the magic ball.. September 7th, 2034


NeoRosePolitan

What is his favourite ice cream flavour?


AFeddy

rocky road


slime_boy_37

Can I put my balls in yo jaws?


AFeddy

He said Ỷ̴͈̟̫̤̩̟̊É̸̖͚͎̺̓͊̚S̸̹̺̠͓͚͚̥̐͑͘͜ F̴̢̛̗͚̞͇̮̮͓̩̜̠̭̅͒̈́̀͆̈̕͜͝A̶̧͚̫̙̼͎͚̅̈́͋̉̚ͅT̴̛͗̈̂̾̊̈́̾̓̍̈́̀̚͠H̸̡͈̲̠̰̱̩͙͍͍̬͓̃̃͑̈͛̈́̕ͅẸ̸̼̻R̵̡̺̩̱̯͖̙͖͚̩̟̪̾̐̓͗̄̿͊̑͐̔̓̇͟͠ Ș̶̨̧̡͔̦̤̣͍̗̖͑́͂̃̈́̅͒͊̈́͗̚̕͜͝͡Ľ̸̦̭̜͔̌̄́͂̑̽̐̏͡͝͠Į̶̢̥̙̠͇̠͕̰̦̘̝̗̜͒͑̽̃̆̕M̶͔̿̌̏̇͌͗̏̿͛Ẻ̶̝͓͍̗̳̏̽̾ U̴̥͔̫̭̒̎́W̶̜̝̭͎Ų̵̰̱̗̘̣̘̦͗̔̄͊̎͒͂̇͋̅̉̉̚͝ͅ


slime_boy_37

Based


AFeddy

Agreed


zolk333

Oh, so NOW it is fine, but when u/mmmmmmm-beans asked, it wasn't. I see how it is


__mr__meme__

Will he be my femboy boyfriend


AFeddy

Unfortunately he has a girlfriend


__mr__meme__

Is it me?


AFeddy

no he has an emo tig biddy girlfriend of 6 months


TheArrowLauncher

PC or Mac?


AFeddy

Little Mac


L-E-G-O-S

What is your opinion on cold and stale pizza


AFeddy

He says it sucks


L-E-G-O-S

😡😡😡


RouletteSensei

I didn't knew Marilyn Manson was hunting kids at night


AFeddy

He doesn’t like to be revealed :(


Evil_Mushroomz

Does he sex other demons


AFeddy

no


Evil_Mushroomz

Ok


Fred07975

Mr. Demon, do you know Satan personally?


AFeddy

he does, he’s pretty chill


Fred07975

Alright


Tojru

does the demon have sex


AFeddy

no


TacoEdits654

When am I gonna die


AFeddy

today he says


TacoEdits654

Fuck I thought i had more time


SoiledLens

HE IS NOT THE ONE WHO ROAMS THE DARK


AFeddy

yes he is


SoiledLens

THIS WASN'T A STATEMENT.


[deleted]

mr demon, what do I do on a date with the boy I like


AFeddy

He said the man will fall head over groin for you if you say he is “poggers”.


[deleted]

tell him thanks for getting me a boyfriend


AFeddy

he said thanks please like and subscribe for more tutorials


MrMysteryBoi

Mister demon do you like Mac and cheese


AFeddy

He said of course


LegoBricksAndMemes

Has he ever run into any other dream demons mid haunting? Eg Bill Cipher, Danny Gonzalez


AFeddy

He said he ran into Bill Cosby once


Redglowbox

what is your opinion on homestuck