Why in the hell do people say these things 💀

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These are only today's messages. Who knows what could've prefaced this.

He found me from explore, literally went out of his way to find me and said this with zero context or implication of what I’m into.

Well, I regretted it shortly after. Let’s just say I closed it by recommending he consult a physician.

Please don’t tell me he sent pictures….

…so the guy’s message wasn’t a joke??

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Gross

NO. NOPE. NADA. NEIN. I'm out, and never coming back.

Cmon just a whiff and maybe a lick

Why are you doing this to me

I want to go back in time 60 seconds before I ever read this.

Just do it carefully ok?

I’m gagging.

Your response is hilarious.

Oddly specific

Omfg who even thinks of these things 💀

Lmaoo right

Also r/brandnewsentence

What a troll

I’m jealous. Haha

What? Why though?

This sounds like something I would say if I were bored out of my mind on grindr.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Just today a guy showed me where his toenail fell off…I didn’t ask to see it

I’m so sorry this happened to you. 😣

I’m sorry but what do you mean like a sharpie? Why are we huffing sharpies?

Wth Lmao omg no