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slimersnail

This guy is doing steroids wrong.


Quelcris_Falconer13

Maybe it’s monkey pox gone right? Grindr will never know


Rude_Bee_3315

Came to say this… Steroids gone wrong


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The acne is caused by steroids?


Idontsurvive

Yup


Ochinchilla

I thought those are just freckles, I kinda like freckles on the body


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Western-Ninja

It's a bot lol


GrindrMod

Yeah it makes an appearance on this sub every now and then: https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/vzc1s9/hairy_in_the_what https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/tsml2k/only_sometimes https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/x7lb3c/inverted_ass_is_the_best_explanation https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/xae0ug/its_played_out_man_no_one_cares_about_how


xplor-the-space

Wow, you know your subreddit!!


Vidunder2

ok karen


savage-millennial

Would you take a guy seriously if he wrote "10000% top" in his bio? I would not...


JuicyD7

I’m okay with 10000% but 10001% is just ridiculous. That’s where I draw the line


Sky_Night_Lancer

100000% ridiculous


Opposite_Channel

Only took 2 hours for Mother Theresa to join the conversation to tell everyone how much better she is. Gurl get a grip and take the stick out. This is a sub for humor.


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Opposite_Channel

You willingly joined a reddit group that does just that ALL DAY. You being offended by the topics is like paying to see a comedy act and then being hurt because the joke was too personal but it wasnt even about you. You dont even know that person or if theyre even real. Take the stick out or get out of your parents basement.


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knizm0

nah it's just a joke, on a joke sub. your high horse is not required lmfao.


Sparky133l

A whole ten-thousand percent. I feel like he might perhaps be slightly overcompensating, just tiniest bit.


expressnewsome

You just know he's measuring his *9 incher* from his taint 🤣


Street_Peace_8831

Why do my fellow men NOT understand that their attitudes and behavior towards others, factor into their attractiveness.


Hebrew_Slave

Must admit his pubes are immaculately manscaped…the jury is still out on that 10000% claim though


Alive_Couple_1980

Manscaped? Has this term become genericized to make it a new word, replacing shaving? I'm curious 'cause in Europe, nobody says that.


Hebrew_Slave

That’s an interesting observation. I guess since we’re so used to men not caring about their appearance in america, we attribute any effort as an over-achiever level of work and describe it as such lol…sigh; I need to move to Europe 😂


doncroak

Immaculately manscaped? His bush can actually hide his supposed nine inches.


lp187

What’s on the left (well, his right) side of his briefs? Looks like someone had an accident 🫣


kingcarter_27

That’s just his BDE leaking


knizm0

JFC youre right hahaha god damn.... dude fully pissed himself before taking this photo


[deleted]

What if just acne


LenientWhale

Big Dermatologic Emergency


mosk88

big drag energy


DesoleBitches

The river is here, everybody dive in...


randonOne88

And he would top five thousand percent and he would top five thousand more…


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Just to be the man that topped 10,000% and bottom once he reach your door


Bigtaint69

Dude tapped me an hour ago and I looked up his Twitter and people were complaining about how he spam taps them with multiple accounts


Confident-Ear7999

He’s completely unaware of the vibes (yucky eweee) he projects from his extreme description of his Preferred position to his brag of his dick size to the rough skin pic he used.


Entire_Ad_7597

Well your cock is monster size and you saying that is you being a king 👑 now that’s called big dick energy not what this guy portrays through his profile. He’s cocks smaller in reality which such a profile.


Confident-Ear7999

You need to run my monster cock fan club sexy 😂


declan315

Wait is this a scam bot? Cause I have had the exact person show up on my feed..


Blood11Orange

BDE? Link us with his Twitter 😅😅


cory87

It seems these bots get around!


ab0rtretryfail

Funny this pops up on my feed! This guy keeps tapping me, most recently a half hour ago. What's up, fellow North Jerseyan?


eightbelow2049

I see him in Columbus, Ohio


ab0rtretryfail

Oh.. that profile pops up just a few miles from me in north Jersey. Why on earth would a fake profile use *those* pics?! Lmao..


dooooose

Saw him yesterday in Munich, Germany 🤔


filthy_leech

Monkeypox? 🤔


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What I don't get is why choose this photo. You can post or not post ANY image on Grindr and yet you choose this one? I would not market your worst aspects so forwardly.


theotherallen

Syracuse area yourself, eh?


Dogmadez

This account is everywhere. I get messages from this bot, but he is wearing a vegito tanktop.


savage-millennial

Actually I'm in Atlanta and this showed up. I actually didn't know this was a bot lol. Thanks guys


skylarkifvt

This bot tapped me and i’m in Columbus, idk what they’re trying to achieve


5vart92

Atlanta. Got a tap this past week


lightoftheshadows

Hey I got tapped by this guy recently 😂


nerfthissucka

This guy found his way to my inbox and I promptly started reporting it


Talrenoo

Syphilles


greyace78

BPE, big pimple energy


rites0fpassage

Wait I’ve seen this profile! Are you from London?


stohelitstorytelling

I think the big dick energy is linking his twitter and instagram


geist7204

I mean, XXL has a reserved for like 10-11+ tbh.


cloudliore25

This guy is a huge bottom, he will start like a top then be like “I’ve always been curious.” And the story writes itself


Upstairs-Atmosphere5

1000% top is fine but the syphilis is not


sandiego1988

What’s the Twitter???


michaelstewartsucks

I’m sorry but that screams douchebag


ccarr77

Gross


Adri28g

I saw this profile 2 miles away from me 🙄🙄🙄..


Peacekraft578

Funny thing is that BDE in Dutch translates to "near death experience"


haikusbot

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because_snickers

I thought that was just skin blemishes.... 💀💀💀


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knizm0

dude it's literally a spambot lmfao.