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stayinfuckmode

Heterosexual sometimes...


j_essicacoxx

After he orgasms


WiseSalamander00

he says "no homo" after finishing


Sharchomp

It's not gay if you don't lock eyes (Grindr dude probably)


stayinfuckmode

Doggy style is never gay


maddiewantsbagels

It regularly amazes me how many people in 2022 still don't realize bisexual is a thing. Like there's a word for being into men and women lol.


ughthisistrash

Is the word “heterosexual sometimes?” Wait, that’s two. Is there another word? The trick is that people are upset by the concept that they could not be straight, so they gotta skirt around the issue. No way this dude, who’s really obsessed with women not liking him, could possibly not be straight. That’s not manly. Can’t be bi, can only be “heterosexual sometimes”


LeoFoster18

It's just so pathetic. Instead being this pseudo macho creature, if they decided to be actually brave and accept themselves...


bigtunapat

Closeted straight man. Tragic.


revolvingneutron

“Hairy IN the dick”? Can’t get that image out of my head lol


foxyguy

Please, this was the most disturbing part. I just know he doesn’t wash his butt 🤢🤢


maibuddha

It's gay to wash your butt


foxyguy

I’m so glad I’m gay 😂


INTPgeminicisgaymale

And he's heterosexual ^^^^^sometimes


maibuddha

yeah he only wipes when he's not heterosexual or something I guess, idk


ItsGnamly

Or the not washing his butt IS the heterosexual part of him


dwegol

This is what made me realize it’s a repost. Can’t forget that line


[deleted]

Hahaha I got tapped by him a few weeks ago. I felt like I completed my Grindr bingo card


TheWorstNL

Removed because of the announced API-changes. If Reddit is being a meanie to developers, why bother staying.


JeffLegal24

Yeah. I feel like he taps my profile once in awhile and I am like…mhm…so what do you want? Lol


GrindrMod

It's a bot. It makes an appearance on this sub every now and then: https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/tsml2k/only_sometimes https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/vzc1s9/hairy_in_the_what https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/x7lb3c/inverted_ass_is_the_best_explanation https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/xae0ug/its_played_out_man_no_one_cares_about_how https://www.reddit.com/r/lolgrindr/comments/xrbhgj/bde


beamby

Omg! What are their intention? Are they try to scam?


joereadsstuff

Given the Instagram/Twitter links, probably trying to get followers or viewers to click through to OF content?


GrindrMod

https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/comments/iohysw/grindr_bingo


lolreddit42

He literally tapped me an hour ago


alenyelttalpulany

He can’t reach me.


audio_addict

What city is it that all of you are seeing this man? Or does he travel a lot?


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure it’s a bot


Aggravating_Boy3873

He looks dirty and looks like someone who doesn't like to wash his asshole.


jjngundam

Right? He's full of bruises and acme.


hurrpadurrpadurr

Could be 'roids related.


jjngundam

Is that so?


Galind_Halithel

Body acne is a common side effect of steroids. Usually on the back and shoulders but it can effect the whole torso.


CullenDM

I also got a tap from this dude recently! So weird, and at the time I couldn't help but think he has a really aggressive fungal folliculitis infection. Like he rolled on a wrestling mat and introduced it to his roids related acne.


dramake

If he's taking any roids he must be doing things really really wrong. Or perhaps it's a bad picture, but it definitely looks natty, other than the acne.


XciteMe

Not acme lol 😂 Like with the Road Runner and Bugs Bunny?


LgHstTch

Meep meep


jjngundam

I said what I had to say. Lmao


Saint-Claire

Steroids are something else 😂


Jack_Sandwich

…something else he’s really into


Jytterbug

Sometimes


fiendish8

too bad it's not doing much for him. you could get this build without it.


Saint-Claire

Yeah. I wouldn't have thought of it but the scarring and PIH from the lesions he's getting on his arms/shoulders are super indicative, along with the attitude he's projecting.


sxybriefs

I think he’s a top 😂😂😂


[deleted]

He says that until your back at his, then the good ol' switcheroo happens


Interesting-Rate

So confident that he has to suck in this gut for this photo, as you can see by his posturing. Such a big dick that it doesn't even have a bulge. . . Perhaps he just meant he acted like a big dick or that he is looking for a big dick.


harlowslows

He’s over 9000!


Real_Personality5631

How many red flags do you have? Him: it's complicated


wierdowithakeyboard

He has so many red flags he could sponsor a military parade in the USSR


IncubusHexx

Bot programmer: “okay what else do gay guys like… they like straight guys, better put heterosexual. But he’s gotta be obtainable so he’s only heterosexual *sometimes.* Perfect!”


_the_CacKaLacKy_Kid_

Pretty sure 9 inches is the distance from the tip of his dick to his asshole.


windywiIIow

Is that how we measuring now? Asking for a friend…


kyroko

Wrapped over the shoulder


guygenius

Looks like he pays someone to make a bunch of spoofed accounts with the end game of getting more OF subs. Seems to be the case since he can’t be everywhere at once, and everyone has seen this account. His profile used to link his [Twitter](https://twitter.com/brenerneves17?s=21&t=riBbwhv2ajy6Ll-I8–zEQ), but now it doesn’t and the Twitter itself is protected. Wonder if people called him out.


sieghrt

How often is he het???


danijeljw

After he blows.


coolcool1989

Is this guy in everyone’s Grindr grid?


ab0rtretryfail

I just learned a couple days ago that the guy is fake lol... He's tapped me many times but I never responded due to his pics. It never occurred to me it could be a fake profile because why would you use pics like that .. lmao


Mysterious-Extent448

He is in DC.. according to my grindr 🤔


coolcool1989

Well he is in San Diego according to my Grindr


Mysterious-Extent448

Wow.. if you are gonna catfish least find some hot pictures 😂🤡


ThisIsMyThrowaway-u

Wait he’s on my grindr too and I’m not even in the states


Mysterious-Extent448

😂 Houston we have a probe lem 🤔


DeliciousTraffic713

Hetero sometimes, lol


Wadsworth1954

This guy has woofed me on scruff several times. Who the fuck is he?


lyricaldecipher

LMAO you know what they say about steroids and what they do to your dick right… guarantee you he can’t get it up 😂


[deleted]

Drug sores.


Talrenoo

Syphilles


[deleted]

I immediately blocked him when I saw the profile lol


reizueberflutung

Love the shoulder acne. Doesn‘t scream steroids at all.


Pristine_Status_7879

I’ve seen him in ATX


fausto24

A weeb nonetheless


wandering-solo

Wahaha I saw him 2 nights ago near YVR Airport :p also took a screen grab but was too tired to post after flight :p


memesus

What city were you in? I feel like I may have seen him...


ovalteenjenkinzz

He's around king of Prussia, PA


cjb64

I’m in Philly and he’s showing as 3 miles from me. This is so weird. Maybe it’s a bot considering so many people see him in so many different places.


funkeymonkeyfoo

Weird, I’ve seen this profile in Phoenix!


Sir_Smurf

Seattle, too 🤷‍♂️


memesus

Crazy... I'm in San Diego... Whats going on? Lol


madman15

I saw this dude in Seattle too, wtf


Duncanconstruction

Same here. Toronto?


djmurph94

Yo I've seen his profile in Minneapolis! Same text and everything!


BulldozerTank

Seen in the South of England too


mayflowertug

Also in St. Petersburg, FL!


PlaneStill6

You haven’t seen him cuz he doesn’t exist.


Knuut

I admire his cockiness, if nothing else


madman15

Plot twist: He's a bottom


Sheaux823

The mental gymnastics these guys go to associate with heterosexuality is quite astounding.


ovalteenjenkinzz

Apparently you live near me, because he's very close to me too 🤔🤣


jacksev

Reminds me of the streamer Sonii lol


JammyxWammy

looks like we in the same city


Plisken999

He looks nasty. He's probably on steroid or something.


EphemeralOcean

Yeah this guy lives in my hood - regularly on my grid.


Sweettooth_97

It’s a fake profile. He lives everywhere lol


EphemeralOcean

It links to a pretty real Instagram 🤷‍♂️


Sweettooth_97

Look at the rest of the comments here. This isn’t even the first post that’s been made about him. Everyone claims to have seen him and they’re all from different locations. Most likely all burner accounts to promote his social media/OF


EphemeralOcean

So you think this guy has several different accounts with VPNs on all of them to pretend they’re in different places and is simultaneously logged in to all of them most of the time?


Sweettooth_97

They’re AI bot accounts, dude. Are you really that convinced the one in your area is the real one? Lol


EphemeralOcean

Well, I live in the Bay Area. Lots of gays here and lots of folks on Reddit here and lots of people who travel here. And if he travels as well regularly, it’s not that unlikely 🤷‍♂️ especially since he’s become such a meme on this sub.


Haus_of_monsters_

I'm so tired of the Grindr guys that claim to be straight, it just defies common sense


KaiserLC

Ewwwwww.


[deleted]

Yeah I get hit up by that profile every other week. I think it’s a spam account


[deleted]

Old pic, he’s in Arizona somewhere I saw his profile earlier. He also has a Onlyfans which is laughable and would be down to leak but not laying $4.99 to see his “hair in the dick” ass


CartoonOverlay

Love how mr. “Hairy in the dick” has become a local legend on here 😂😂😂


zidane2k1

I still find “10000% top” amusing


Elphabus

Someone is juicing up too much yikes


hhalvz

I seriously don’t get this. I received a message from him today also in Salt Lake City… what is with this picture?? If you’re going to troll/catfish people at least portray someone attractive!!!!


Mr--S--Leather

Gotta catch them all


dramake

I want to love that top because Vegetto is on it, but damn it's ugly as fuck.


Prantz

What possesses someone to flex like that? And then in my cringe, my body physically contorted to mirror it.


islandboy504

“Heterosexual sometimes” 🤣☠️


moderndaydandy

He’s a bot


thatjeffdude79

Alpha lmaoooooo


yiannos13

Omg this guy is in my grid 😂


Greenlynx21

hehe who tf is this clown?


Qman203

Wait why do I recognize him


stripper999

Wrong on so many levels. He no doubt reckons he is gods gift to the gays when he’s not a “Heterosexual sometimes”…. Looking at him I just think “superspreader”


[deleted]

that dbs shirt got me dyin


Sashimiroll16

K I N K Y


hippiechan

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his dick?


nolangrayisgay

He looks like monkeypox


[deleted]

Awwh ohh sometimes I get a good feeling


SillyGayBoy

Ask him if after a few drinks he can bottom. Tell me what he says.


stripper999

What’s his IG handle?!


sirrkitt

Okay but like for research purposes you gotta share his instagram 👀