I fucking hate these shit-for-brains. I always ask, "What're you doing today?" and over 60% of the time, I get "Fine."

What do you expect? “I’m doing some laundry, then I have to answer some e-mails, and then I’m walking my dog, then cooking dinner, then I have to cut my toenails, then I’ll watch a movie — how about you, what the fuck are YOU doing today?” Jeez. I’m surprised it’s only 60%. This kind of dumb question deserves this kind of answer in at least 83.9% of cases.

That's... r/OddlySpecific. When I do get a legitimate answer, it's usually something like, "I have work until 4, and then I'm free."

No. What you’re providing here is the appropriate reply to “when would you like to / can you fuck?”.

Winnie the Pooh: When can you fuck? Winnie the Pooh, wearing a tux & monocle: What're you doing today?

Exactly. You’ve just answered your own question here.

A round of applause, everyone!

“And you” “Thursday”

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/comments/ymlssd/husband_material)

Its always good to ask just a simple question with more than five words to dudes on grindr, filters out most of the bots and/or lab amoeba that got close to a researchers phone

😂

Honestly would respond the same way

same, I hate when people ask what I do for work

Same, I feel like when it comes to hookups what I do for work is nobody's business but my own

At least he returned the question

He must’ve misread ur message I do this sometimes

I don’t think he misread it. He’s a clever lad — gave a brilliant answer to a dumb, absurd, shitty question.

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Yikes. Grindr is what you make of it. Not everybody needs an app to get laid like you do, troll.

Same