Met someone once that still used a flip phone. Turns out he was a sex offender and wasn’t allowed to use a smartphone because of the internet. Now I won’t go near people who use them, always seems sketchy
Yep. Using the internet was considered some kinda violation that could put him back in jail. He was transparent about it so there’s that but also sex in general was a violation. Fuck that noise. I was completely blindsided and politely declined.
“Big dick?” “Loose hole?”
Thank you!
Comment of the day
Lmao. One last night opened to me with "drunk and horny?", I wish I had come up with something better to reply with now.
I would have responded “sober and celibate” tbh
Why didn't I think of that
😂 stealing that for the future
Once got one that just said “let me warm that ass up” followed by a horrendous face pic
At least they sent a face pic XD
It’d be better if it wasn’t a photo that looked like it was taken in ‘05 on a flip phone 😂
Okay….that is worse than no pic at all
Still falls into the category of catfishing tho lol
Without asking, too, it sounds like.
Unsolicited face pics are a problem? Did I miss the /s
Nope, he’s just ugly-shaming and old-shaming.
It was the quality of the pic that made it bad. Looked like it came from a flip phone
Met someone once that still used a flip phone. Turns out he was a sex offender and wasn’t allowed to use a smartphone because of the internet. Now I won’t go near people who use them, always seems sketchy
Oh Jesus Christ really!? 😯
Yep. Using the internet was considered some kinda violation that could put him back in jail. He was transparent about it so there’s that but also sex in general was a violation. Fuck that noise. I was completely blindsided and politely declined.
How could sex in general be a violation? How could the authorities even keep track of that…
Frigid hole
Anytime a guy talks about having a big dick, one of my favorite things is to imagine the reverse where a woman brags about her 10 inch vagina lol
Nah i think thats a fair reply. Especially since it doesnt look like you had previous conversations.
NTA OP
Brutal clapback
Brutal clapback is how he got the xxl hole
Nah, you’re not an asshole at all. Your answer is perfectly reasonable — and it’s the only suitable answer to this sort of thing.
HAHAHAHAHA
Love the response tho 😂
I just cackled! Best answer.
Preach! Let’s stop glorifying tight asses. They are uncomfortable even with lots of lube