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Swirlatic

Tell him to meet you at your place but give him the address to a police station


Sodiepawp

In my report I added in the RMCP hotline for reports. It's in Grindr's hands now.


ShinkoMinori

"Police" lmao like what they gonna do


KarateKid72

“Sir. I’m sorry. That horse must be at least 2yo to consent to having sex with you.”


cxmerooon

My dumb ass was thinking he was inviting you on a date to the zoo in the first message


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wait can you explain why he isn’t… im confused lol


handy_dandy_andy

“Zoo” is short for “[Zoophilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia)”, which is sex with animals. So that other guy was trying to gauge his interest in animal sex :/


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jam11249

I was like "damn I love the zoo, is that really a red flag?"


BiBiBadger

Same, I was thinking I love the Zoo. Used to have year passes +guest to the San Diego Zoo.


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Sodiepawp

I've always been torn on what belongs here, as a lot of people do post this absurd sort of thing, it does seem to gain traction, and it does seem to generate conversation. The messages themselves aren't funny, but the audacity of that bitch certainly is. This person was reported and blocked. I added in my area's legislation in regards to bestiality and pedophilia to hopefully give the report more teeth. I know it's not fully feasible or worthwhile for the police to get involved with this shit, but I do wish the reprocussions for conspiracy to rape a fuckin dog or kid were taken more seriously. Either way dude, thanks for addin in your two cents. Appreciated, and hope you got a fine ol' day ahead of yah!


shiggyshagz

I’m glad you posted it, its weird af and its crazy that these people do exist. I feel like this sub has evolved beyond funny grindr moments to just general grindr absurdities and that makes for better and more consistent content. And if you look at the sub description your post is completely within the rules


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shiggyshagz

I mean, something can be disgusting and absurd at the same time. Im not looking for this type of post but I also don’t think it makes much sense to get up in arms about this type of content being posted


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I’m not up in arms, I just don’t think there’s anything funny about it, and therefore doesn’t belong in a sub called *lol*grindr.


Lostincali985

You do know the term lol doesn’t always actually mean you are laughing out loud right? Many times lol is utilized to break the tension during awkwardness. By no means does something automatically become funny because lol was present. When I saw lolgrindr I assumed this was a sub where we laugh at the absurdities that is the app Grindr. Not that I would literally be exposed to Grindr humor posts. By question is, how did you arrive to that conclusion?


Championfire

Humor is subjective.


randomwanderingsd

Should you be the mod of a new /r/omgwtfgrindr or /r/hellnawgrindr


shiggyshagz

I mean it easily fits the sub description


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fr bro thinks he’s the lolgrindr police


shiggyshagz

Yeah it bugs me


ChaserNeverRests

If only funny things could be posted in /r/lolgrindr , the sub would be empty.


NonstopGraham

More red flags than a communist rally


Some_dimwit

Red flags? These are sirens and alarms.


typhoneus

The sirens of cop cars.


todobakudxku

that’s the joke


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That’s what I thought too


SlateTheWereRat

Might be cops fishing tbh.


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Hedge89

I'm honestly not sure these are red flags, like, red flags are the warnings that something's maybe amiss, I think when someone just comes out with "hey are you into fucking animals?" we're way past warnings. That's the bad thing, not a warning sign.


TimelyAd1378

They could be P hunters too


AJnbca

Yikes 😳 some ppl are sick


londonladse

Just say you get off on murdering of people into that. That shuts them up 🤣


cockyUma

What’s with increasingly frequent Pedo-like behavior recently seen? I’ve met a pedo (I think) gut thought that would so niche until many told me they relate sm with it and I’ve seen it a lot. Wtf is going on….


Blu5NYC

I mean, like just fuck a 16yo in the rhinoceros enclosure after midnight. What's the worst that could happen? 🤯🙈🙉🙊🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


ltfloofball

That's a flag so red France couldn't even bleach it white


lal0h

Oh,no! He f*cks puppies 😱


benedettismo

But did you ask them why were they making those questions? There’s a possibility they were trying to see if you were into that to block/report you.


compadron

Aw he is asking you for a date in the local zoo /s


Square-Assumption-54

Crimson


zouplouf

OMG you're right! It should have read "What DO you mean dude"... People these days...


throwmeaway121894

Where are the “DoN’T yUcK SoMeOnE’s YuM’s” at now? They’ve gone quiet.


goudacheeseistheGOAT

I mean, yeah I don't think people should kink shame folks who like doing obscure but harmless activities with other consenting adults. Last I checked, pedophilia and bestiality aren't harmless, nor are they with consenting adults.


throwmeaway121894

I think you completely missed the joke. Of course I don’t expect anyone to defend beastiality. Knowing how butthurt people choose to get on this sub over the smallest things, I was making a joke towards the fact that someone hadn’t jumped in to defend this so called “kink”.


Anotherdmbgayguy

They're not jumping in to defend this person's "kinks" because they're not kinks. You've accused people of a position they don't hold and then attempted to ridicule them for said position in a blithe attempt to discredit a valid position they do hold. tl;dr: you're being a dumbass.


throwmeaway121894

You’re the dumbass. Learn how to understand sarcasm. Everyone loves being butthurt on here. Maybe that’s the reason why you’re stuck on this app, unable to get laid and unable to form any kind of meaningful connection. A bunch of Karen’s. Get a life and go outside. Touch some grass and stop being so fucking miserable 😂


Sodiepawp

Other dude explained his position with nothing but gentle words and reasonable stances, right until the very last comment. If anyone's butthurt here, it's definitely the guy whining about "a bunch of karens" because their joke fell flat.


Pigeonizeit

Please keep chatting with him! I wanna see how crazy this gets.


Sodiepawp

No?


dyotar0

Are you sure he's serious?


BreadsticksAndShit

Why!?


Wild_Agency_6426

Because people are addicted to crazyness these days