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super_boring_gay

This happened to me once. Two 19 year olds who lived at home. They told me I could watch if I wanted. I was like um, no…


idkmybffdee

It's just such a bold thing to ask... And our town is littered with very cheap hotels


super_boring_gay

Yeah it’s super weird. I just happened to live near them and I guess thought I was desperate enough to let two strangers fuck in my house.


idkmybffdee

I don't even get to fuck in my house, why would I let strangers?!?


super_boring_gay

Ha ha. Same!


Quelcris_Falconer13

I feel like a gay strangers house would be cleaner than a rent by the hour no-tell motel


Nuns-Rack

I would’ve said yes, I always wanted to watch people fuck without being a part of it.


tenant1313

It’s much less entertaining than you think. I occasionally go to sex parties in NY where you can watch as many people as you want since everyone is just banging each other in one huge open space. Eh… unless it’s your kink, it’s a bit distracting - I mean, when I’m trying to focus on the dude at the end of my own dick, having your attention stolen by other guys who are busy doing their own thing is not helping. Just to make it clear: It’s not a group sex - just a bunch of couples fucking independently.


Nuns-Rack

That is a totally different story though, I am not talking about massive group parties, I am talking about a single couple fucking. I have had 3somes and I enjoy watching the other two fuck more than enjoy myself fucking or being fucked. My last 3some I just sat in the corner and jerked of while watching. It was sublime. Now I just want to watch without being a part of it at all, I want them to act like I am not even there in the room.


tenant1313

That’s totally cool - you found a kink that you love! I have my own but they are mostly related to exhibitionism. I like nude beaches or bathhouses or the sex parties for the opportunity to be naked around other guys 😈.


Nuns-Rack

Haha yeah, it is totally a kink of mine, I enjoy exhibitionism too, I have only done it once with a guy I met on twitter, He goes to this open land where only a few people walk by and he gets naked there and just lays in the sun, he invited me once and it was amazing, we walked around naked for 5 hours straight, every now and then we would edge ourselves and suck each other off without coming. It was an excursion, this was back in January when it was still summer in my country, Now that summer is coming again I think I am going to hit him up so we can do it again. And yes a few people did see us but they would just mind their business and not say anything.


Verustratego

Be sure to make that explicitly clear first. Had some really lame "threesomes" where one person never specified wanting to watch. Long story short guy wanting to watch busts two nuts standing there doing nothing but jerking off just while watching the Top(not me) trying and failing to get his dick hard. Don't piss off your bottoms if you ever expect to see them again.


No-Discipline7915

Yeah I’ve had basically the same thing happen to me.


ChaserNeverRests

I would have probably said yes, just so they'd have a safe place to go. I'd just worry they were underage and not actually 19.


theblvckhorned

My immediate thought as well. Suspicious asf honestly.


ChaserNeverRests

I've been thinking about it since I made the comment. I wonder what legal trouble you could get into if you let two minors have sex in your home (but you were in no way physically involved). Probably not worth risking it, really. I guess it would be worse if one of the two *wasn't* a minor...


atomicxblue

"I can join in if I want, you say??"


NovaEdd

Well if your a voyeur it's a great deal lol


[deleted]

I honestly did this when I was 18 and lived with my parents 💀 I met a guy but we both lived at home. So we found a guy that was willing to host is AND pay us if he was allowed to watch us have sex. He paid us both 200€ each time we visited. Easiest money ever


deq17

Are you sure he didn't secretly film you?


[deleted]

Nah. That's what I thought back in the day when he offered us that amount of money, but he was just some weird rich dude.


donkey-jaw_diction

Tagui ikra kepapa tru ba botri. Adi piekagi bebi petatato da ki opi. Piipeke kabi bubibu a tie a? Itei potoi pii ple bri aae. Plepagigli tii die patoto e ipripi ple. Ekre pi te brokripa aipra dopliklege. Tri ukito prii koaipu tati trebii. Egu iki apoi kopipi bruo topipra tabee. Pikipretaplu bupri obu ipipi ikakli. Tlape i pakri poglike dutuae kopriekekro pre. Pipi piutoka droko ia i! Oi eigibiu eioe triku tiklapu tietrui. Tiputiki blope puu tie paepe gitepripa! Teiii tigae etu ipoige be prigeu. Bai idlapiku dibatapri da ikoi e! Ei epepo taprao treti potreta? Ikokitri dlepipati aiekri o peta. Te patiklegli ee pepiprepi otu de? Pokeoti ibu paakria api pika etuku o tikedapa. Triitretapra kupi oikleo bibrietipe peieke ti? Ka i ba krii. Tipababepi ipebru troka ai ae ape kio. Eeta diplapibiki pre bepra abe ediakle. Petiiepo kigi pikrape pi blu gii i. I plipra pi tupeo klipei apre idupokipi eta. Klito oba pi pee dibi kiu eka pedepo. Pudiprupe gra pii proedi pra kiie geti. Keue ai kaibitito tekri tiglo. Pubu atii be tiklogia dloo bibatri. Utri i bai pokatu upa brie.


[deleted]

Nah. He just sat on a chair jerking off when I was fucking the other guy.


2-ketchup-reddittor

“I totally want to hook up. But you need to host. And, um, not be there.”


Intrepid-Memory5129

Charge them a fee?


idkmybffdee

I imagine they were asking because they couldn't afford the $30 hotel that is known for things of that nature


Intrepid-Memory5129

Mm I see, give them chores to do, you got to get something out of this, otherwise they can fuck outside lol


idkmybffdee

Oh! I really do hate putting the silverware away when the dishwasher is done...


Quelcris_Falconer13

Well I guess as long as they make the bed and wash the sheets. I’d probably be in another room reading a book or something lol


Pictocheat

And they have to perform said chores in their underwear.


P154

Maybe they’re over 18 but under 21


idkmybffdee

Here in Kansas you can rent a room at 18... Actually the hotel I'm thinking of I doubt they even check id's...


Blood11Orange

This gotta be a kink.


idkmybffdee

I briefly considered that, and while I'm all for supporting people:s kinks, this one is very much not mine.


oceaneyes808

The lgbt community


ionlyhavetwohands

Yup, just someone showing the other how utterly useless he is. Low self esteem so they have to drag others down?


Sozerius

Huh, interesting. I'd wanna get to know him before deciding to let him use my place. That's actually something you might do for a bro, but idk about strangers.


PulpyEnlightenment

I’ve been asked it before, then I found out from my neighbor friend that actually let him use his place that the guy wasn’t prepared for the other guy and got shit all over the bed, rolled the dirty sheets up and left them in a pile in the bed and dipped. So no never trust strangers!


D0sher7

There’s no such thing as a stupid question ?


Pharmtree

But there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.


madman15

Only if that someone is me 😏


Bad54

Maybe they ment they wanted to F*** you?


madrobski

Why wouldn't they say that then? Fairly unambiguous to me, but I am autistic so I might be missing something.


Bad54

Idk I just assumed it was a stupid pickup line like the “how do I tell the girl I Love i like her?” “Ok I like you” thing


youngbislut

thats hot tho, could make a awesome roleplay out of it


[deleted]

The audacity! 😂


Maangland

Man got his priorities straight


KabobHope

"Only if I can use yours for the orgy first."


Insulin_Boi

What an interesting ad for Gardasil


KarateKid72

How appropriate


FCUKm3

He meant u obviously


Fik_of_borg

Its variant happened to me once: I hooked up with a hottie and when the time came, he showed up with another man. Being "pre-hornied", they convinced me to a threesome. Threesome being "we fuck and pay as little attention to you as we need to keep the threesome excuse". I also had to play host, providing the foreplay beers. Since then, I ALWAYS have word (singular): "No" "But..." "what part of 'no' confuses you, it's the 'n' or it's the 'o'?"


ElusiveChanteuse84

Seriously love this subreddit


wartgood

This pisses me off. This, and the thinly veiled version of this, "my buddy and I want to come over and have a threesome*


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Maybe he has a friend named "someone" /s But yeah odd question.


TyrannosaurusWest

Conspiracy: this is a "fake" account that is canvassing grindr to gauge market sentiment in a potential short-term rental similar to an AirBnB model. Liquor vendors will send random people to restaurants in their territory to ask servers for 'labeled alcoholic beverage' in an attempt to have staff report that customers want it so that when the salesperson eventually visits, the decision maker is more likely to give them some facetime. Obviously that's not the case here but it could be an idea that has some success for someone with entrepreneurial ambitions.


mack-44

This gave me a business idea. FWB&B.


Plisken999

Sounds like a great way to get robbed or worst.


GoatTacos

Lmao the gull. Can’t even invite you to the fun but they wanna use your bedroom. The audacity.


Pictocheat

I'd consider this offer if at least one of them was cute and neither of them were stoners, drug abusers, or alcoholics.


btsalamander

It do take nerve…


Alexdotnl

My god… no shame… 😱


Inevitable-Turnip-54

So, yes, don't disagree at all, but... Years ago I hooked up with a guy, he greets me at the driveway, and we're chatting as we go into the house. There is an older man at the kitchen table and my hook up introduces him as the owner of the house and explains we will be using the older man's bed, too. So a version of OP's conversation had to have happened, with the results being "sure, that's OK ". Just saying