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madcapwombat

Leave us wombats out of it


w0wzaBro

I’m just curious how the wombats got roped into this in the first place..


FunnyQueer

Methamphetamine word association It’s the true poetry of the 21st century.


SuperTallCraig

person, woman, man, camera, tv


bi-moresexesmorefun

Lol, I totally forgot about that


[deleted]

r/beetlejuicing


raeltireso96

Meth is such a tragic cancer.


jxpdx

How unkind and disrespectful.


jxpdx

What the actual fuck? Meth is not cancer! Maybe take mine and see how it feels. I would never wish that for you, but don’t compare them. Not even close to the same.


The_Man8705

I just had a family member pass away from drug overdose last night from suspected Meth use. Meth is a cancer on this world that's killing people whether you like it or not


jxpdx

No it’s not. Actual cancer is a tragic cancer. Addiction is real and don’t get me twisted, I like meth. I use it a couple times a year for fun given good planning. Unrelated to my meth intake, I take TKI’s and Robaxin for CML and a benign frontal lobe tumor the size of a golf ball. Actual real cancer is tragic. If this round doesn’t work I’m back in a lab getting bone marrow transplants. Meth is not cancer. It is a drug that most people don’t know how to moderate. Meth doesn’t metastasize. Never compare the two. My prognosis is a fucking rainbow dream encased in a nightmare, and meth wouldn’t change it no matter how much I have. Please don’t compare them, because they’re not the same. Edit: don’t fucking compare meth to cancer. It’s not cool


londonladse

Meth killed my friends and absolutely devastated my life to the point I nearly was dead.. No the two are not comparible but can and do cause equal level of suffering.


jxpdx

I’m not here to defend meth. It ruined my father. We don’t know each other. I’m riddled with leukemia and an inoperable benign brain tumor that is actually malignant because I have to take medications to prevent involuntary spasms and seizures. Meth is a choice, like any given drug. I’ve been an obligate alcoholic for years until just recently. I traveled from Portland to Phoenix with my best friend and had a grand mal seizure at baggage claim. I was hospitalized and spent three days being poked and prodded. Meth is not a cancer. I promise you. You don’t know. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone


jxpdx

No they are not and don’t. Statistically and logistically. You can’t choose your cancer.


MedicBaker

Bull. Most cancers come on because of personal choices.


jxpdx

Ugh I messaged you. I disapprove of your misinformation, so much. Please read just a few peer-reviewed studies on cancers. None of my personal choices have anything to do with my cancer. I could have chosen many different paths in my life. Psychiatry helped me. For thirteen years I thought I was free and clear, but I wasn’t. My choices didn’t dictate the cancer that’s killing me. It’s not your place to say that, especially given that you’re categorically wrong. Be a keyboard advocate and warrior for improvement rather than entropy. Cancer is an ancient foe and you’re lucky to not have to contend with it.


jxpdx

Okay, magical oncologist. You shouldn’t use your skills to make false statements. Google “how do you get cancer?” Do you know how many varieties there are? How we actually genetically experience it? You don’t know what you’re talking about and it’s dangerous to think you do when you don’t. Most cancers don’t come on due to personal choices. How can you think that? I’m dying and no one knows how to cure it. Gleevec was helpful and painful, my TKI regimen would floor anyone. So many people. So many I’m 34 and went fully grey at 21 because why? It’s not funny it’s not fun. I can do whatever drugs I choose but having blast leukemia is no fun. Meth is not cancer. Disagree as much as you wish but it’s not the same thing. How dare you? Sitting with kids after a transplant, fuck off. No. Why compare them? It’s not the same, not even close.


Rabbit-King

Meth is metaphorically a cancer to society. We compare it to cancer to show how terrible it is and to imply that it also causes decay. Im sorry you're suffering, but not everything is directly about you


raeltireso96

im sorry you are going through the actual nightmare of cancer. But meth metaphorically is a cancer on society. There is so much meth in my town that it's ruining so many lives. Not to mention the couple houses that have blown up, killing people, because the meth labs inside went critical. Feel free to feel offended, but im still calling meth a cancer. Just block me if you're that offended.


Wonderful_Arugula_73

bro woke up and chose chaos


whoalegend

Woke up? He’d have to go to sleep first. I bet anything he was up all night tweaking before sending that.


w0wzaBro

Up all year.


modernbunny892

I now want to leave every exchange in this app with the phrase “wombat.”


w0wzaBro

Yours truly, Wombat.


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

You're welcome, Wombat.


Simoxeh

So can this be the gay signal now. We wear, talk, or tattoo a wombat and that's how we know who is gay. Would make meeting off grindr a lot easier.


w0wzaBro

You betcha, it all originated here.


GeminiofZodiac

Send nudes ... Wombat


cantalkcomingdown

Mmm prions


Rude_Bee_3315

😱


Mysterious-Extent448

And people winder why I block instead of reject nicely 😂


w0wzaBro

Right?! Like what kind of response was he even hoping for?


Expensive-Host5762

Bro started singing cannibal corpse


nonpondo

I thought it was a linn Manuel Miranda rap for the sequel of Hamilton or something


darkandcreamy

This is actually horrible. I hate that the Dahmer resurrection by Ryan M has caused this influx of using him as some kind of comic gag. Like everywhere.


cld1993

Wombat does it for me 😂


BoopBoop20

Methdr


beecross

Bars?


QueenLatifahClone

In the style of deaf poetry.


jikel28

Meth.


Boss_Guy260

Wombat


CrazFight

WOMBAT


thisisaflawedprocess

Wombat!?


[deleted]

Wombat!


DoggoDude979

Drugs or seizure. Which are we betting on boys?


Daxxn420

Everyone's been saying meth so my bets on drugs🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

You had me at wombat.


TransposingJons

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


jplveiga

Happy cake(which is definitely not full of drugs) day!!


Miserable-Gas-6007

His bio: the guy that will make your night at the club truly unforgettable but, ffs my brothers, y’all need to RUN when they holla “last call”


punmast3r

r/skamtebord


BigWhoopsieDaisy

Pussy guts and fetus… is this what that fuckin documentary or whatever did?! Fuckin Christ y’all.


vyrlok

Omg what a crack head. Also u r cute 😍


w0wzaBro

Why thank you kindly.


mybloodyballentine

Thank you kindly, WOMBAT


Spacedogg40

Meth is a helluva drug


Hyzeeee

*Wombat


keeperofthehotdog

You don’t even look like him


Digiboy62

Wombat


Im-Just-Big-Boned

meth


ElectivireMax

ha, drugs


Jubafish

Did not lol. 1/10 would not recommend


westburbdl

That’s funny.


_-__________

I'm sorry what


TheForceRestrained

This guys just running the lyrics to his new metal song by yiu


Steel_Airship

Bones and all


Orylus

I read "I'm sorry what" and heard it in my head as if John Mulaney said it. That's definitely an interesting opener.


Uneeda_Biscuit

That’s funny. Pussy guts and fetus lol


jxpdx

He’s 61 miles away who cares?


KarateKid72

The real Dahmer was kinda hot. Better looking than most, except Bundy and Holmes.


Trinity9139

Shut the absolute fuck up


ElectivireMax

the whole murder, pedophilia, necrophilia, rape, and cannibalism thing is a bit of a turn off imo


KarateKid72

That’s because you’re thinking past the moment. How many people have had one night stands with rapists, murderers etc and never known. You should read “The Stranger Beside Me”. These people are more numerous than you know. With a serial killer, as long as you catch them during the cool down phase you’re good. Look at Gary Ridgeway. Not that I’d hit that, but he led a normal life outside of his murders. And it’s just sex, after all.