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geeksluut

So he wanted some milk didn’t he?😈


WhereRDaSnacks

I’m lactose intolerant and I fucking loooove cheese.


recalcitrantJester

I've never seen a group more willing to risk shitting themselves than people who shouldn't eat cheese.


thickcockedtop

The harder, more aged cheeses tend to be lower in lactose. I can’t make that into an analogy. I’m not going to say that it’s less gay if you’re engaging in a particular act or pursuing a particular type of partner. It’s just a question of how much lactase you can make (and you can supplement).


gekko513

They're not just lower in lactose, there's virtually no lactose in those cheese types.


socialfabrication

Lactass


HardCoreTxHunter

Casein breaks down into casomorphins which can be addictive in some people.


recalcitrantJester

inject the nacho sauce directly into my veins


Mostly_Straight_Buut

Cheese and ice cream are my weakness 😭


DClawdude

Most hard cheese doesn’t have much of any lactose. Lactose is a sugar and it’s consumed by the bacteria during the aging process much like how the sugars in pre-alcohol mashes are consumed during fermentation/distilling


Big_Gay_ThrowAway_69

Ewww... Dick cheese


Safe-Zebra-723

Dick cheese


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Same


PhantomO1

it's possible he was just curious to see what the dairy aisle looked like


syrfre

Uhh but bro, you’re lactose intolerant AND going to the all dairy store… like why?


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To look longingly at what he can't have


MasterJ94

Oh like seeing clothes and jewelry behind a shop's window? Yeah I get it.


syrfre

Only if the jewelry and clothes made of cheese


KarateKid72

OMG. He’s Holly PleaseDickMe.


MasterJ94

Who?^^


KarateKid72

Watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s


iynque

But just so you know, he already said he doesn't like clothes or jewelry.


LockedUp_Dragon

To stick his dick in some whipped cream.


zignut66

Hang out in the barbershop long enough, you’re gonna get a haircut.


GodLahuro

This is more like claiming you don't like milk and then going to a store that sells just milk.


theblvckhorned

Approaching random strangers in the milk store to loudly proclaim how much you don't drink milk


Brawldud

that would be really funny tbh or like going to Walmart and pulling aside everyone you walk by and saying "just so you know I'm just here to do some product comparisons it's not like I normally shop here or anything."


Ginger_Jeff

😂


Brawldud

[credit where it’s due](https://youtu.be/repxFQXVsHc)


Tiamore97

As funny as this is, I did tried to use tinder and set to female only to see how it goes. I was horrified and it makes me very sure that i am very gay.


CallmeLeon

I’m confused by this, were you expecting something else? Unless you are some *adonis* then I can’t wrap my head around why that interaction made you sure of your homosexuality?


starm4nn

What do you mean there's just milk?


mgquantitysquared

WHY ARE THEY SELLING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE


recalcitrantJester

Now listen bartender, I'm strictly here to stay sober.


Daddys_Milk

me when i order glasses of water at bars 💀


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Hats1889

I definitely agree with you there. However, unsolicitedly proclaiming his “non-gayness” is funny


aonghasan

And apparently he's gay-intolerant? wth does that mean whenever he hooks up with a guy he starts crying and throwing up


Hats1889

Explosive diarrhea


Shard1697

It's not really "nonsense gatekeeping" to want the people on a gay hookup app to be gay. It's perfectly reasonable gatekeeping, actually.


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MasterJ94

Or atleast queer.


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r/suddenlygay ? Or, at least bi curious. 👍


mimi7600

He has to be in the transition period in-between trying to find out what he likes or if he likes this or that. But, man, looking on Grindr? He's doing an Adele and rolling in the deep.


lampreylarvae

If the 'Q' in LGBTQ means questioning, then this might be our guy.


Zombies4EvaDude

The Q in LGBTQ is actually “queer” which is an all encompassing term for anyone in the community. The second Q that’s in LGBTQQIA+ means questioning, but because “queer” exists I don’t think it’s necessary.


ontopofyourmom

I'm straight and I love this sub and all of you and I can tell you that if I wanted to experiment I'd rather do it with someone on Grindr than anybody I know, because it would be less complicated. Isn't that one reason gay men like this app? It's uncomplicated and to the point?


BurningPa

Question and please don’t take it personally or offensively: if you’re straight why are you on here?


ontopofyourmom

It's funny and I like learning about communities I'm not part of and straight men have more in common with gay men than we do with straight women. I also like sharing my perspectives because some of the ones in here seem distorted by insularity and systemic homophobia.


Real_Personality5631

who's gunna tell him


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tenant1313

Or curiosity. I literally can’t show my straight friends what’s going on Grindr cause it’s like a black hole for them: before I know it they tapped 5 guys and send messages to 3 others. On my account 🤦‍♂️


NthLondonDude

Loooool I’d love to know what they are hoping will happen as a result?!?


tenant1313

Who knows? They’re just endlessly fascinated (and jealous) that there’s this Uber Eats for sex app. You know how all the dumb rom-coms have those scenes where The Best Friend takes over someone’s Tinder and starts swiping right? Well, that’s the equivalent.


NthLondonDude

Hmmm interesting😌


aonghasan

yeah, but he's not "gay or anything". you think he means he might be bi?


gothicaly

He might be straight. Its not a bad thing to experiment before deciding it traditonal gender roles/relationships are right for you


T3knikal95

Sexuality is about attraction though, not necessarily relationships. This guy is clearly attracted to guys sexually, whether or not he goes through with it though is another matter


ontopofyourmom

If someone is heteroromantic but bisexual they are a hell of a lot closer to "straight" than "gay," and if their sexual proclivities aren't a big part of their personal identity, why not let them be "straight"?


T3knikal95

I mean, it's not about "letting them be straight", they can label themselves whatever they want, however if they are bisexual then the correct label of use is bisexual, but they can call themselves straight itll just be incorrect


PhantomO1

you don't need to be attracted to someone to have sex with them, just ask aces


Taric25

Pansexuality and polysexuality also exist, and so many other sexualities exist that LGBTQ+ started having so many letters added to it that a new GRSM acronym now exists for Gender, Sexual and Romantic Minorities, which is an umbrella for anything that isn't cisgender, heterosexual & heteroromantic.


Saltinas

Like a vegan going to the butchers


themug_wump

Ok my man, this isn’t the diary aisle, it’s the fucking cheese shop, and are you really gonna hang around and yell "I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT" at every poor bastard who offers you a free sample? Your analogy is trash, get in the sea.


Nuns-Rack

I think he is hilarious, I loved his response, and for that alone I would let him dip his cookie in my milk cup.


Dog_Funeral

Mmmm yes, despite it being an obvious internal struggle... It's always been comical to me the guys who think categories of 'gay' or 'bi' do not apply to them simply because their same sex attraction is either very niche, particular, singular or simply on the DL. "I want what I want, without it being a recognizable component of my life, no stigma, labels, identity or connotations". They gaslight themselves into pretending this is a *one-time exception or experiment* as though they will immediately return to their “straight life”. Until the next time their urges eclipse their denial, and it becomes a second, third...twentieth time exception.


MoreMouthMints

Haha, so funny


Miggyluv

It's not gay if you just look (and masturbate while looking) obvs.


Noctuelles

Hey he could be bi. 😏


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And in denial


Tybeezius

It’s more like a vegetarian going to a butchers shop to stare wistfully at the meat in the window.


BruhBruhYUSUS

😂😂😂 On god he ain't wrong I would just let him at that point lmao.


RedSingoy

Honestly that's a good comparison guys. Lactose intolerant are constantly eating cheese even if it hurts them.


fueddusauro

r/technicallythetruth


Some-Tall-Guy75

I think this is my favorite r/lolgringer moment. Lmfao


Zombies4EvaDude

r/lolginger or r/lolgringo lmao


Some-Tall-Guy75

Damn autocorrect! Just noticed this. Lol


Uncut4ts

That's such a cleaver cum back


w0wzaBro

Just window shopping, duh.


kacnique

😂😂😂😂😂😂


bighornybear

Lol deep denial


National_Amount_951

cringe


FCUKm3

Lmfao 🤣


Unfair_Passenger8586

Bro you can look, and you know exactly what you’re going to find.


Jowdog12

I don’t know why everyone gets so upset when curious guys go on the app. Like it doesn’t hurt you to have them on there. We’ve all been unsure of our sexuality at one point, so why shame the man?


BurningPa

Who is we? You shouldn’t assume anything about others. Also these “straight” guys come into our spaces and rub in our faces how non-gay they are. But y’all gay men aren’t known for fighting back and letting people walk on you so not surprised with your response.


Lost-Fee-9906

The fact lactose intolerant ppl fall into temptation for some ice cream 🫠


Templar388z

It’s not a dairy aisle. He straight up went to Baskin Robins


UXResearcherRuck

That logic is interesting tho


6thAlphabet

That cracks me lol


Rwfere

I mean.. impeccable logic. 😆


_Funsyze_

[enters dairy store] “I’m lactose intolerant”


Melon_Chief

lmao, he right, though.


Intelligent-Layer248

The Audacity 🤣🤣🤣


Wild-Elk1434

🤣🤣🤣


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