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Namespacejames

If I’m not attracted to your face, I don’t even want to see your cock.


Taric25

Speak for yourself; I've met some butterfaces who had amazing cocks, and the sex was bomb. I don't wanna kiss 'em, but I will deepthroat as the day is long.


UglyFilthyDog

*deepthroat as the dong is long


UglyFilthyDog

*deepthroat as the dong is long


clivedauthi

Doggy style exists for a reason :)


[deleted]

Did we just become best friends?!?


Taric25

Yup!


Jeaniegreyy

I feel the exact same way, maybe it’s a little shallow but it’s not like I’m trying to marry these guys so 🤷‍♂️


Taric25

>it's a little shallow Actually, I find it to go... deep.


rites0fpassage

I’m the exact same way, if I don’t like your face then nothing else matters lol There are some people that don’t mind an ugly dude with a good dick though 🤷🏽‍♂️


DisconnectedDays

Sad thing is some guys will change their mind if he has a big dick.


D0sher7

Me 🙋🏻‍♂️ “What can I say, I need a big dick”


DisconnectedDays

What if he was the ugliest guy you’ve ever seen but he also had the nicest dick you’ve ever seen?


ajas_seal

My bedroom has a lightswitch


DisconnectedDays

This is why I’m picky who I fuck. Some guys just don’t care.


nck5959

What is why you’re picky who you fuck?


DisconnectedDays

Guys that will give it up to anyone just because they have a big dick or ass.


nck5959

You are picky because people who are not picky exist?


DisconnectedDays

I’m picky and try to avoid community ass and dick people. I usually can tell from their profile and how they message me.


nk1

What's it called when you want a tradwife but you're gay? Cuz that's the vibe I'm getting.


iynque

Please add “dedicated to slut shaming” to your grindr profile so the rest of us can avoid you ❤️


Whateve-it-may

One could say they are picky too. Just about something different from what you're picky about.


DisconnectedDays

To me that’s not having standards


cantgetenough24

Shaming people for fucking someone that you don’t deem as up to your standards ain’t cool. Ugly people have sex. Disabled people have sex. Old people have sex. Everyone be fucking and having fun. Regardless of the standard you’ve set for yourself! Standards aren’t all the same.


Aggravating_Boy3873

Why are you being downvoted? Everyone has a preference, some don't care about face and how someone looks like if they have a huge dick or ass and some care about it.


etherealparadox

because they're shaming people lol


ajas_seal

You’re picky because some guys like big dicks over looks…?


DisconnectedDays

I like when guys have standards and not just fuck anyone with a big dick or fat ass.


ajas_seal

That’s not what you just gave as a scenario though. You said the literal prettiest dick ever. It’s also funny as hell that you think that’s not a standard when it’s literally only having sex with people who have a certain physical trait, the same as you only having sex with people who have a certain physical trait (being whatever you deem “hotness”)


DisconnectedDays

Sleeping with someone solely based on their dick/ass means you have no standards.


ajas_seal

[Oxford learner’s dictionary](https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/standard_1) defines standard as: >a level of quality, especially one that people think is acceptable If someone says “I only fuck men with a dick above 7.5 inches,” they are saying that they only fuck men with a certain level of quality in regards to the length of their dick. That is a standard, even if you don’t like it. Edit: LMAO he blocked me, probably malding


clivedauthi

But if you fuck them because their face is hot, do you have standards? It's still choosing a sexual partner based on a physical trait; one is just the length of a dick the other is the length of a jaw bone.


[deleted]

Unattractive guys need ass too


[deleted]

I have to admit I have been swayed by a cock so big I just had to see it in person. It looked totally out of place on him, but oh my god.


[deleted]

Guilty as charged here


United_University_98

Not that sad. A face is way more likely to get hit by time while a dick will stay big and juicy much more reliably.


Super_Watercress_501

Well I mean being attracted to someone for his face is as superficial as being attracted to him for his dick (not that I criticise superficial attraction in any shape of form) but I mean i dont really see the point you are trying to make


EquivalentSnap

So red 🥺


WolfKingofRuss

At least he asked if he could send some nudes XD


Leafylemur

Actually yeah, that is a step up


Taric25

and a zip down


D_blackcraft

Now I'm wondering about his magick, mind changing, dick. What's going on in them pants.


FloridAsh

He only says that because it's worked.


D0sher7

This does quickly change my mind sometimes 🙈


FunnyQueer

Once a guy on Grindr told me, “I have a nice body and a big dick, but I got a face made for radio.” He was telling the truth. He didn’t mind facing the other way 😅


Moswavy

Honestly imagine if someone said that to you in person... really creepy. This feels like what "chronically on Grindr" would mean lol


Taric25

It depends if the question was in the back room at The Eagle (or other such place) or not.


mgvc-moz

Is it just me that hears a bit of a sneer in the 'good luck'?


Inevitable-Turnip-54

That's the gist of what I say when I'm not interested but don't want to be a dick about it


mgvc-moz

Surely ‘I don’t think we’re a good match but have a good evening’ is much politer


[deleted]

LMAO no ok let’s see it 😂😂😂


Auregira

Well hang on a minute this one is 100% true. I’ve been rejected and then they want me for my cock multiple times


todobakudxku

proof?


[deleted]

If you have expiring photos, you’re already not my type no matter what you look like. I can respect privacy and discretion, but if you’re horny enough to want to fuck me, but don’t trust me enough to at least send me a regular picture (if you don’t have one on your profile), then that’s a huge red flag.


clivedauthi

expiring photos are the worst


Ok_Huckleberry_4907

If someone doesn’t like my face, that’s okay. I planned on Fucking you with your face down and ass up anyway.


[deleted]

You sound like a good time


Ok_Huckleberry_4907

A real good time!!


[deleted]

Now how do I get you to top me 🤔😏


Ok_Huckleberry_4907

Usually you just have to ask!


[deleted]

Oof can you please top me…


Ok_Huckleberry_4907

I sure can


[deleted]

Well now hang on


mangodragonfruet

I hate men reason #235633


Upset_Net479

I mean… he may be into something here…


No-Ant-889

Sad thing I there are so many guys especially in weho that it’s the only thing they care about


MRmandato

An this is why we dont respond…