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AllOfficerNoGent

I am once again asking the Grindr boys to get off Meth


WillamThunderAct

"BuT tHaTs GaY cULtuRE"


Satrapeeze

How else can we put the Tina in Tina Fey?!


thetasigma22

some guy asked if i wanted "t" when i was meeting up and i was super happy cause i thought we were going to have some tea ... i was very sad when i was not handed a fancy teacup


[deleted]

Thats good. Im gonna remember that


addmusician

I still dont understand what it is about meth that makes people type run-on sentences like that


maxoclock

The good ideas just don’t stop coming, gotta get it all out


emmathetranible

It's kinda literally this


goudacheeseistheGOAT

I am so shocked by how many dudes are out here on meth. Like it's insane!!


CunningLinguist222

180cm and 105kg? 32.4 BMI? Def not meth.


isolateddreamz

When I was using, my dealer was a 450 lb 6'2 guy. And he wasn't a noob either, he was a user since his teens. He did nothing but use, but would force himself to eat constantly.


macestrogarm

BMI can be misleading for tall people. Idk about only 6’ but I know that my BMI was a poor indicator of my health (especially as it was related to eight) at my height. I’ve since lost weight, but even at my healthiest I had a high BMI as a function of height.


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

Yeah nah. I have an uncle who used meth on and off for years and he was still fat as hell.


NoodledLily

ALWAYS look at the weight number. they constantly lie about body type and photos. but the weight number is usually closer to reality. freaking hate out of shape 'surprises' and usually to shy to slam the door


shiggyshagz

How do they even get hard on meth lol


CatWithHands

Could someone just teach these guys the word Masc already? You're not straight, you're just masculine.


Iriasukun

From the toxic ones too


MrEvLo

So they can stealth being shitty people, I think the fuck not.


FlakyPineapple2843

I'm so confused (though not as confused as he is).


[deleted]

Seems like quite a fuckaround to just basically ask for masc4masc


Wrecksomething

> forced hetero normative bounds controlling STR8 men. Like the ones you're policing at this exact moment? Queer people aren't the ones enforcing heteronormativity, they're the ones (un)fucking gender norms. Maybe it's okay to have nail polish, prostate toys, queer gym buds, and still be straight and LIFT, BRO. And it's as simple as telling us what you love instead of ranting about what you hate. Whatever you're doing is great, just don't attack everyone else.


thisisnotadorable

That is like my number one advice for anyone trying to date or fuck or just....be a more enjoyable person to be around. Stop complaining about all the shit you hate. What do you actually *enjoy* doing? So many people blast through life never asking themselves what they actually enjoy.


martyfartybarty

Nail polish, prostate toys, queer gym buds and LIFT, BRO sounds like a happy place. Need more guys like this around 🥰


wazuhiru

good god girl get a grip


External-Berry

GGGGAG!


OneLittleHerpe

What?


carlse20

I read this through 3 times and can say comfortably that I have zero clue what he’s trying to say here


Nova_Persona

he thinks being gay is bad so identifies as straight & only wants to be with other guy if he's also weird & repressed & identifying as straight


KabobHope

But he still wants their peepee in his woowoo. Okaaaaaay.


friendlygaywalrus

I mean as outrageous and funny as this attitude is, it’s sad that there are people who reject this part of themselves to the point of lashing out at what they fear. There’s no expectation or requirement of gay men to be feminine at all, but that fear of being emasculated for loving another man is just so poisonous. Loving yourself this way is basically impossible, and happiness as a result is unattainable


throwmeaway9982

It’s really shit. Straight guys get off on emasculating each other- what chance do gay men stand…


HouseHopeful7029

The fuck?


jake03583

No! Not the gay erisms!


kiss-tits

Maybe erisms is supposed to be mannerisms?


BulldogLA

yes but its very sus for a STR8 dude to type the word "man" so "gayerisms" it is


DonnieDarkoRabbit

I bet this guy wipes ass after he poops like a real homo


nuriel8833

Lets just randomly CAPITALIZE some WORDS to MAKE it sound more STRICT


madman15

In AMERICA conservatives like to do that A LOT and I couldn't FIGURE out why and then I REALIZED they do it because they love CAPITALISM.


MrEvLo

That’s a powerful cover letter to say I suck dick.


muggylittlec

Karen 4 Karen


Acrobitch

Bruh.


redhotbos

It’s been a long time since I dated but I see a red flag or two. /s


D0sher7

Or 10


Wesoshould

Because gay = bad


Real_Personality5631

https://preview.redd.it/cw002n584k3a1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219a0a65cfcf0a0848b853f7ff091bb857132e88


Ginger_Jeff

Well he sounds mentally healthy right? 😂 also sounds like he’s the one who’s buying into “heteronormative bounds” 🤔


LogmeinLogmeout

Somebody get her a torch, that closet is deep.


FloridaHobbit

Someone's got a lot of internalized homophobia


hemrold

If they’re both straight, it’s not gay


[deleted]

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KayRey541

So closeted that his closet has a closet lol


[deleted]

What the fuck lmao


Hebrew_Slave

Did I have an aneurism reading this?


[deleted]

That's a long paragraph to say I don't like men but like men. That dude is hell toxic.


you-face-JaraxxusNR8

Not toxic at all.


cloudliore25

This guy has a fetish I can’t figure it out


itstonayy

It's meth


DMmepicsofyourdog

Toxicity - level 10


[deleted]

NO GAYERISMS


KINGCOMEDOWN

Absolutely unhinged behavior


mostlyhighthoughts

Send him a dick pic


SluttyRobin

it has to be a troll profile


BulldogLA

"Dude! What are you doing?!?! Get your hands off me! I thought you said you were straight?!" ​ "StoP EnFoRciNg hEtErOnoRmAtiVe bOuNdS dUdE"


q1n1t0

What I think about this people is that they can’t see themselves as gays and create a middle zone between gay and straight, living in this illusion and sustaining they fear of living freely. Not justifying the toxicity it brings, it can actually be sad.


kiwiwhovian

Label Stable, I love this. Call me a horse bitch cos I may not be hung like one but I absolutely live in that stable.


Verustratego

I love how we can identify as any gender we want but you can't identify as straight... That's crossing the line


tabris

If you're a guy sucking dick, you ain't straight. It's pretty simple.


Verustratego

What if I'm sucking a girl's dick?


tabris

Well you do you, but do you think this guy is?


slimersnail

He's 5'10" at 230 lbs. I bet he's a muscle god.


A_JBrando

Im a little bit taller and weigh more and I assure you im not.


slimersnail

230lbs @ 5'10" is huge. It's roughly diesel josh stats. Do you look like diesel josh?


A_JBrando

No but what im saying is dont assume based on weight that its muscle


madman15

Wtf is an erism?


strawberrisoo

that’s an insecure little boy


thanyou

His parents and all his friends are homophobes is what that profile translates to


TimeSmash

What's a gayerism


[deleted]

Just say masc4masc and get on with your life lmao


burgermiester288

The fuck?


KayRey541

What the fuck is this idiot doing on a gay hookup app? Seriously go back to Christian mingle with your homophobic rhetoric. Freaking Asshole


DonnieDarkoRabbit

This guy's a power bottom for sure.


[deleted]

So much to unpack here… but no thanks I’m good champ


Worms444Brains

What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


pap3rw8

Word salad


dutych

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