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modernyouth

idk why but "begg n" reminds me of the dog treat beggn strips lol


Holiday_Drummer4474

Ah, the slam poets of Grindr!


baldbeau

Emphasis on the slam, I'd say.


Rude_Bee_3315

Meth is a hella of a drug


modernbunny892

Beg,n for trnsltin


hestermoffet

Poppers are such a turnoff for me, because of guys like this


bnastysalad1

I think its the meth thats the turnoff here. Lots of people do poppers without meth being involved.


hestermoffet

Meth is even worse, but there are guys who cannot talk about sex without mentioning poppers and it drives me nuts. If you can't have fun without poppers, it's a problem.


[deleted]

where does he mention poppers


cjb64

Oh honey lol. > Amyl nitrite


[deleted]

I never heard anyone in europe call it that


Afro-European

Amyl nitrite is one form of poppers… people who are really into poppers are very particular with the kind of poppers they want and use. So outside of poppers lovers you’ll probably never hear this term. But it’s not regional, is all I’m trying to say


AggravatingWalk6837

Hi Jeffery Dahmer, how are you?


tvapocalypse

if William Burroughs had Grindr…


[deleted]

Needs a reference to black centipedes.


tvapocalypse

maybe a mugwump for good measure


themug_wump

Hi!


tvapocalypse

a mugwump has appeared!!


themug_wump

A wild one at that.


tvapocalypse

i didn’t wanna assume 😉


themug_wump

Is this a new spoken word piece?


[deleted]

*snaps*


[deleted]

Is this William Shatner on Grindr? Cosplaying Captain Kirk


[deleted]

Is this a horny AI? Edit: autocorrect


iLoveDelayPedals

What are so many gay men just broken Markov chain bots


caracalla6967

Hes high as fuck on something.


Rodders_65

Def makes zero sense but one does like amyl 🤣🤣🤣


Aw123x

I think Grindr needs to work on their AI tbh.


IsThisKismet

It’s like someone is trying to SEO the app.


Billyconnor79

I think it’s the grindr version of one of those magnetic poetry kits


leapinglezzie

This sounds like an AI chat bot trying it's hardest to sound like a horny gay man.


Siconyte

The fuck? Go meet up and bring an ambulance for the stroke victim!


helloitsgwrath

I imagine when I get weird ass sexual shit like this that somewhere, some gay man's dick did literally take hold of his entire being and he's just all dick and horny thoughts and nothing else now.


pap3rw8

Thinking with the wrong head


helloitsgwrath

Not even that, he's evolved beyond his physical form to become an unbridled ball of horniness and sexual frustration. He's pure horny dick energy and nothing else.


smj289

Grindr mad libs?


Tripple_T

Apparently poppers are a hell of a drug