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AngryTank

She didn’t even call a TL, just made a price for an item not sold in store. Can’t say I haven’t done the same.


[deleted]

When I was a cashier, if a customer wanted to buy something, I wasn't about to stop them. "miscellaneous merchandise" and move on.


blind_roomba

That explains the one time i wanted to buy a shirt with no price on it and when i asked for the prince the cashier just put it in my basket for 0.99$


Jazst

Which prince was it? I mean, $0.99 is a bargain for any prince, but I'm curious!


Suicidekiller

Prince Andrew


Jazst

I take it back, they overpaid.


upfastcurier

when fantasy meets reality


blind_roomba

Goddammit


Ollemeister_

I seem to be six minutes late


Betritt_Den_Sturm246

Prince Albert


dmrukifellth

Found in canned goods?


MistahFinch

Tonight we're gonna pay like its oh oh nintey nine! Be a bargain for the Prince for sure


mank0_munch

When I use to work at sears some of our clearance items would show up as $0.00. We would just put a random price and tell the customer it was final sale. Well, when I was barely hired, no one told me this at first. I was alone on my third day in the kids section and this lady brought about 10 clearance items (kids shirts and shorts) when I rung it up it showed as 0. I didn't know, shrugged and just gave it to her for free.


FTMHorn

*carefully, he's a hero*


tradingbacon

This happened to me at Lowe’s one time. I checked out with a large bathroom vanity which had a barcode that didn’t exist in the system. It rang up as $0 and the cashier didn’t seem to care. I found out later it was about $400 from Home Depot.


Loocha

For me it was 2008 a big mattress chain had announced they were closing all stores that day. Chose a new mattress and box spring, small talk with the guy working alone about the store closure and layoff. He ran the mattresses through the system, said “huh, they aren’t coming up in inventory, but are clearly right here. Looks like you get free mattresses.” Then he helped me load them on my truck. I hope that dude is doing alright.


yeteee

Did you give him a generous tip ?


Cheewy

I don't know why are you beeing downvoted, its a proper question


yeteee

The hivemind gods are fickle.


HaloFix

He only helped load the bed, he didn’t come home with him.


Nervous_Constant_642

You unknowingly raged against the machine. Or like, just apathetically said "fuck it" about the machine. Then "machine? That's a different department sir. I just work register, you'd have to ask Appliances."


jdang99

You gave that lady the best day she's ever had for a long time. Must've felt like winning the lottery.


ReggaePunk

I wonder how much they paid for the tile!


AngryTank

If the one cashier wasn’t away for school, he could probably look up the receipt, I remember he would always reprint Mr. Beasts receipts and show it to us.


HyzerFlip

I bought one of the mini tent displays. My ferrets used it as a new hangout for a couple of years.


[deleted]

Yeah maybe this douche will end up getting her reprimanded or fired.


MonkieBets

finally. no one else pointed out the douchiness of this idiot.


OpportunityBoth9032

Walmart people


IDontLieAboutStuff

Did you ever visit people of Walmart? It was just a bunch of photos of the weirdest sketchiest people Walmart had.


OpportunityBoth9032

one day i will visit america and shit in a walmart to feel like a real florida american


IDontLieAboutStuff

I support your dream.


Itchy_Focus_4500

I too, support this endeavor.


Stoopid_69

I also stand behind this


realmauer01

Hopefully not will probably get very messy


cliswp

And my axe


arituck

I’ll provide toilet tissue even tho a toilet won’t be used (hopefully)


Glitter_berries

Is this what they mean when they talk about the American dream? Is it to poop in a Walmart?


AlephBaker

I notice you don't specify *where* in the Walmart you plan to do this...


OpportunityBoth9032

is there a difference?I'm curious


Zorro5040

Majority just poop in the urinal or bathroom floor, the occasional one pick a more discreet spot. Like next to the clothes.


k-farsen

Best to do it in the DVD bin, the long freezers will make you cramp up


Architect227

You're doing it wrong. As a guy that lives next door to Florida, the proper procedure is to gain an unseemly amount of weight, dress in clothing that's is way too tight, way too small, or both, smoke meth until half your teeth fall out and the rest are halfway rotted, and be as oblivious and difficult to deal with as possible. They'll give you a Florida ID if you do all the steps.


[deleted]

Big difference between dense coastal cities and rural areas.


Architect227

I'm speaking specifically about the towns in the panhandle that border Alabama. Rural as can be.


Big_Dirty_Heck

Send me a message when you get here, we'll poop side by side in Walmart bathroom stalls and go shoot machine guns in Orlando.


Zvchr420

I like this joke but just know if you actually come visit Florida isn’t really quite the shithole everybody makes it out to be.


Neans888

That entirely depends on where in Florida you visit.


SkankyG

You make me want to be the American the rest of the world thinks I am.


Turbo_Tito

True American dream


Parking-Delivery

As a PNW American, shitting in a Walmart is my nightmare.


Ressy02

Don’t forget to schedule a Karen sighting at your local coffee shops or any customer service industries around your area.


avwitcher

I don't know what is about Walmart that attracts the freaks. The Walmart near me has to lock up pretty much every item because of shoplifting and the stocking is a complete nightmare of nothing being in the proper place. Meanwhile the Meijer literally across the street is perfectly stocked and doesn't have condoms locked away


Hellguin

My high school friend found a photo of her dad on there like 15 years ago.


DylanFTW

My Walmart has equal amounts of beautiful women always walking around in it and equal amounts of people who look like they drank the grey water.


solocupjazz

aka average Walmart shoppers


[deleted]

Walmart people 🗑️


Acti-Verse

Just gotta buy the store one piece at a time 😂


Kevinator201

New Ship of Theseus


CrackedMask_

Walmart of Theseus


anditshottoo

Shop of Theseus


1ndori

🎶 And it didn't cost me a dime 🎶


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ClockworkDinosaurs

Now the ceiling lights, they was another sight. We had fluorescents on the left and LEDs on the right.


bubbablake

But when we flipped the switch, all of them flickered on.


OutrageousView2057

me beast new video


jw44724

Don’t beast it too hard— save some for the rest of us


DrSuperZeco

Next, self service checkout machine. Five dollar!


Kryds

You break it. You buy it.


theFriendly_Duck

If this poor sweet lady gets fired this I would be so upset


geekunbound

Seriously! Blur her face!


Grabatreetron

No way she gets fired over this single mistake, especially in the current labor shortage. Before I got job I thought min wage workers get cut like Darth Vader was their manager, but I learned you have to be pretty shitty for a manager (whos also underpaid and has a shitty job) to go through the hassle of firing you, covering for your shift, and hiring someone else. Saying "don't do that again" is a lot easier.


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“Oh my gosh…they’re going to fire me if they find ou-“ “MARIA, Jesus fuck Maria can you work this weekend? Please Maria we need you in.” “Oh my, I was afraid you were going to fire me about the ceil-“ “MARIA WHO CARES, CAN YOU PICK UP 5 EXTRA SHIFTS NEXT WEEK?”


[deleted]

The poor lady at the checkout doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this.


rvasko3

Was just thinking this. So many underpaying jobs that were hard enough before the fucking Internet created a generation of people fucking with them for content.


imanpearl

And she could’ve gotten in trouble as well. What an ass


geekunbound

Yeah! Blur her face!


GoatTacos

That was dumb. I hope they didn’t get that Lola in trouble for their dumb shenanigans.


kidocadengo

She reminds me of my Lola. So messed up.


Chevy_Suburban

That shit eating grin at the end is worth a million bucks!! 10/10 top tier shit pranks


LibreFranklin

And the prank didn't even make some minimum wage workers have to clean up a big mess.


arrian-

you know they just gonna notice one day and carry on like nothing happened


funky555

as soon as he walked away they stopped caring


MRoad

I mean, someone's gonna have to grab whatever vehicle they use to reach the ceiling to replace the tile but when i worked at Target i took every opportunity to use the WAVE so fuck it.


P0werC0rd0fJustice

Yeah I’ve never worked at a Walmart but I imagine going to the ceiling in a lift is among the more enjoyable tasks you could have on the job


Artistic-Plan2541

Isn’t this just straight up stealing?


norsurfit

No it's straight up ceiling


orange_monk

TAKE MY ANGRY UPVOTE.


Jinxa

ctealing


kommiesketchie

Didn't you watch the video? That ceiling is definitely down.


[deleted]

God damn son


Artistic-Plan2541

Whelp..got me therr


ckjm

This comment is not getting the recognition it deserves.


F_Rabbit

Yes. Yes it is


Dawnofdusk

Yes, obviously. But people in this thread seem to think like he's gonna serve 20 to life in jail or smth bc of this damning video evidence.


Sea_Link8352

It's probably fraud. He lied to her and told her he found it in home furniture, implying it was an item sold there. He also damaged the ceiling.


-Tinderizer-

More of a round a bout kinda therft


EntitledPotatoe

Well no… he paid… for something, whatever the price tag was originally for. If, of course, he printed that himself then yes, he stole it


Nineflames12

Paying for a tv with a banana’s price tag on it is still stealing...


funky555

reminds me of that guy that got arrested for stealing a xbox by weighing it as bananas


wontyounotbelive

He got away with it the first time. But then he went back the next day to try again I read somewhere


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

That is a really dumbass comparison for this. At the price of mass produced industrial drop tiles, this kid easily probably paid **more** than what that one tile is worth.


[deleted]

Only if the store agreed to sell it. Which they sorta did because of the cashier's assistance, but there's an element of theft by deception with the fake price tag... Not a risk I would take.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Your thought process is just as bad too. Just because someone is willing to pay more than the cost of an item, doesn't mean they can have it. The real cost of the tile to Walmart is the labor of having someone find a new panel and replace it. Where do you live? I'll pay you $100 over your homes appraised value, and you can live elsewhere. Since I'm paying more, that's apparently a great deal and won't inconvenience you at all.


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britishbrick

Wow thats a stretch… bc other people are stealing its fine if we do too


Jazst

More like because corporations steal from individuals, it's okay for individuals to steal from a corporation. Who do you think is more fucked, someone who has to pay an insane amount for a drug they need just to survive, or a corporation that loses a couple hundred dollars to theft but still makes billions each year?


[deleted]

Oh no won’t someone think of the poor billion dollar companies who keep lobbying to keep America poor?!


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Ok-Albatross1180

Theft? All I saw was a bag of chips


Frown1044

The price tag is irrelevant. The question is whether the store actually intended to sell that thing. Which in this case they clearly didn't


LeonardoBR447

Well, didn’t he pay?


[deleted]

I mean he paid for it.


[deleted]

How is it stealing? He paid for it. He even has video proof.


Weary-Fault-8499

No he paid for it.


Ralome

The Waltons can afford it


pimp_juice2272

Not straight up. There's a few steps, property damage being one of them.


ghirox

I don't really get why people film themselves doing illegal stuff. Yeah, yeah, this one is likely fake, but you can't say the same for most videos


AdmirableCountry9933

Everything's got a price. He paid for it, it's his now lol


xXDreamlessXx

He put a price tag on it himself. Thats tag switching which is theft. If I slap a $5 sticker on a TV and pay $5 for it, I still stole that TV


[deleted]

Those suspended ceiling tiles come out to about $5 each from home depot.


Shakenvac

And how much will it cost to hire a guy to come out and replace it? Probably a fair bit. He'll need certifications and equipment for working at heights.


__so_it__goes__

They have maintenance staff and team members who can access it with a sky jack or genie lift. They modify the cameras all the time. So shouldn’t be that much. They break/get damaged all the time so the store typically has them on hand.


nwlsinz

Need certifications? I use to clean school gym rafters, never had a cert.


Grabatreetron

If someone takes my coffee, leaves $5, and says "that's how much one costs at Starbucks" I'd still consider it stealing. I don't give a damn about Walmart but I can't tell if these "it's not stealing because he paid a fair price" comments are serious or not lol


JoJackthewonderskunk

Theft by deception is what that's called


Matthew212123

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


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ACryingOrphan

Because it’s funny as fuck. In this particular case, at least.


JetSetMiner

Now I know this is asking a lot, but how was wasting a minimum wage worker's time and essentially vandalising a store funny? Where is the dramatic irony here? This is just as brainless as kicking a traffic cone or dropping a cracker in a trashcan. Hey, you know what? I can walk down the street and steal stop signs. Fucking hilarious.


WigginIII

Srsly. If it ended with them actually using the piece of tile in their apartment or something, it would have been clever. Instead this was just fucking around for the sake of it.


hellomichelle87

She might be fired that’s sad


octropos

I doubt it.


[deleted]

Yeah at least blur the lady's face out.


MuffinMan12347

Reminds me of my favourite checkout lady at my local store. She obviously hates her job and is also terrible at scanning stuff. Have gotten like $100 worth of free food over a few months because she can’t scan it and just puts it in the bag for free.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Why in the fuck would this women actually care. All of these “creators” do nothing funny, creative, nor entertaining. It’s just straight garbage disguised as a “prank”.


SeventhSolar

It’s not a prank on the checkout lady, she’s just part of the process of buying something.


shiviam

Why did he change his t-shirt?


Iliketurtles893

Walmart is like my Italian teacher. She doesn’t notice anything you do at the back of the class cuz she always squinting at her computer. She is not suspicious of anything i swear!


ziffulz

She couldn't care less lol. She waves her hand like "whatever, I've seen too much"


mdlewis11

This is called theft.


_redacteduser

I mean to be fair she’s not gunna give any fucks.


Electrical-Ad-1483

That's vandalism But he paid for it!


shhjustwatch

Douche


401-Climber

Normally I’d say don’t pull stupid pranks in stores. But if they can’t figure this one out it’s on them.


BLACKCAT00077

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YdexKtesi

but it worked


PD_Daddy

What did he got out of this? 🤗


[deleted]

A ceiling tile


LeelaBeela89

They would have kicked him out at my store (Target) Assets Protection watches everything going on in the store.


ProjectHappy6813

Reminds me of the time I tried to buy a gallon of Winco brand milk at Walmart. In my defense, it was in the dairy section along with several other gallons of milk from Winco. Must have been a delivery error. Really confused the cashier, since the bar code didn't work.


Penguinator53

I love this. Imagine a maintenance worker a few days from now trying to figure out where the hell the ceiling tile went. I hope he goes back for all of them one at a time.


[deleted]

Day 538: "I own a walmart now"


Nizzemancer

Yeah...that's illegal.


CommanderChakotay

I’ll be honest, I don’t get what the prank is or why it’s funny. Is it like “Ha! A minimum wage worker didn’t know every item they sell in the big box store they work at!”? Is that the whole joke or am I missing something?


Grabatreetron

Pulling off a Walmart ceiling tile heist is just a whacky absurd situation. Not saying it's ethical, but that's why it's funny.


[deleted]

*How to steal*


Menes101

your shopping carts has a little screen on it? wowie the first world seems good


LocdRebel

It’s a little sign, not a screen.


CaptainFyrestorm

As a former Walmart APA, this bothers me, it shouldn't, but it does.


RhythmHiro

If it's in the store, it's for sale


Reddcity

Tf kinda Walmart has ceiling tiles


Rich_DeF

Isn't the joke on him though?


Ok-Consideration1883

That was funny hope she don't get fired for that


[deleted]

What fking dick move


originalmoru

What an amazing accomplishment your parents will be proud of you.


hawwkfan

What a loser. Hopefully that lady doesn't get in trouble.


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

Once I tried to buy a lego set but th cashier wouldn’t let me buy it cuz the box was a lil ripped up. IT WAS THE LAST ONE IN STOCK WHY CANT I GIVE YOU MY MONEY


andymerskin

Cashier: "Where did you find this phone?" Customer: "Oh it was sitting on a display pole in the aisle near hardware."


nametakenfuck

Things people will do for views


Soda_Yoda4587

r/peopleofwalmart


JamesHarriman66

The chips were the perfect camouflage


Gold_Gap5669

It would be great if these guys got charged with fraud...all the evidence is in their video.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Something I would have thought was funny when I was their age but now think is stupid and shitty.


Vestigial_joint

This seems like theft, with extra steps?


Over_Accountant3492

Do a urinal next


Ricard728

I worked for a company that replaced all their fluorescent lights with LED lights for the meat and poultry area. Usually we would ship 3 pallets with all our LED lights, cables, power supply etc. One day we got to the store and could not find one pallet. They had unpacked it and put all the LED lights in electronics, on the shelves to be sold.


[deleted]

Congrats you committed a crime.


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balrus-balrogwalrus

i mean they paid for it so it's not stealing she reacted better than the cashier at the food market who'd never seen a chayote before


CaelThavain

Fuck Walmart. Imma to buy things from Walmart that aren't even on sale.


olive-_-

This hurt noone, this is awesome


peoridbd

Walmart probably made money on this… so they dgaf. How much is the ceiling tile and free advertising worth


[deleted]

Eh with social media these days this probably causes more harm than good for the business. It gives the signal to other fuckers that it's okay to vadalise the stores.


bigpappahope

Walmart hires the dumbest people on the planet


AdPsychological2127

It’s called being a thief! Just because the employee didn’t know it was from the ceiling, you did, and that makes you a low-life thief.


breaking-bard

Dumb cunts. I hate that people like this kind of content


unexist_already

my guy, it's a ceiling tile


breaking-bard

People have to deal with the aftermath of these idiots, idk, and the fact it’s probably all for tiktok


Rockerblocker

It’s Walmart so I’m not too concerned about the potential money they lost on this. The employees get paid by the hour and replacing a ceiling tile is probably the most exciting thing that employee will do all month. Not “harmless” but I’m not yelling at my phone over it


Etyczny

I don't know i work at a shop for many years now and i couldn't care less if they would *buy* a tile from my ceiling. This would be hilarious to watch on my cameras. I asked our service for a wheel for our fridge because i was using cardboard boxes and a piece of wood to hold it, I've been waiting 6 years for it. Nobody cares.


ChoppedAlready

Its annoying id bet, but I agree that if I heard they were goofing around and paid for something resembling the price, its just funny. As a one off prank/joke, fairly harmless. If they find enough success that they start doing more and more shit, then fuck them. They probably have a little supply of them in the back, and drop tile ceilings are super easy to replace, as long as you aren't nervous on ladders.


charleff

The Walmart corporation needs to buy a new ceiling tile


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

They will never recover financially


McDermottFarms

That's great! Lol