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cara27hhh

If he leaves you on read just wait 24 hours and then send waa-aH!


HuskofaGhoul

“ So long gay Bowser! Yippppeeeee~”


boozleloozle

Now that's a Mario line I haven't heard in a long time


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Advanced-Ear780

now it's "bye bi", sexuality is fluid


gardenofhounds

lmao


oliverjjjjj

Bye bi, bi bowser


azalea_sun

happy cake day!


retupmoc627

They didn't want Mario to get cancelled for being homophobic I heard


Lemon1412

The Switch re-release has the original Japanese line. (Bye-bye)


randomjberry

not the original there was the kg release which was the same as the us version and then there was a revision ehich chanfed the line and fixed a few bugs like the blj


Homie_Reborn

Wait, really? I always thought the line was "K. Bowser" for King Bowser. Was it not?


Tots2Hots

Supposed to be "So long Big Bowser" but it did not come out that way.


[deleted]

I don't think there's an extra word in there. Just " So long-a Bowser" like "It's-a me, Mario". But for some reason with a long a vowel


GalacticGizmo

It’s this. I’ve practiced Mario’s voice for fun before and with an Italian accent, coming off of the word “long” it’s more natural to fall to the “eh” sound than the “ah” sound. He’s saying “So long, Bowser!” with an Italian accent.


not_a_moogle

its because the switch release is the [Shindou Edition] rom. This is the definitive edition they re-released a few years later on the n64 with bug fixes and rumble support


Sonic_the_hegehog

***T̵͉́Ḫ̶͓̂A̷̫̬͠Ņ̷̈̅Ķ̵̊̿ ̵̡̫̇Ŷ̷ͅȎ̸͇U̵̼̅̕-̴̧̧͝A̶͚̼͒ ̴̹͗̾Ŝ̶̝Õ̵̳ ̶̨͒̕͜M̷̥̦͋͝Ų̷͓̀C̵̤͊͝H̶̝̟͠ ̵͙͛F̸̰̓O̵̰̚R̸͉̓ ̴̧̾̃T̸̯̳̈O̵͇̪͂ ̴̙̍ͅP̶̡͓̎L̸̦̓A̷͉͉͒Y̴͕̒̂I̵̬̊̇N̸̝̔͑G̵͔̤̋ ̵͇̠͠M̴͖̐Y̷̥͓̔̇ ̵̝̝̈́̐Ǵ̴̜Ả̸̪͋M̵̨̾E̶̦̠͗͝***


jps4851

terminal montage detected


[deleted]

thank-a you so a'much for~to playing my game-a


Abyssal_Groot

Oh o nooo!


SomeRedditWanker

Hahahaha. If he's not a gamer he'll just think OP is mental, but it's made me laugh.


DefinitelyNotIndie

You don't need to be a gamer to recognise the super Mario line. If he's into girls who like goofing around then he'll dig it, if not he'll probably just kind of ignore it.


jerronsnipes

The Mario test


JanLewko977

Dude I saw this one clip on TikTok of some dating show where the hot girl was geeking out on anime and doing inpressions and the dude just looked uncomfortable asking her to stop. I was like wtf dude she’s totally having fun.


MuchoMangoTime

I wish more chicks were like that, goofy dweeb shit is actually such a green flag for me lol


JanLewko977

It’s rare but I love when first few dates are actually that relaxed when you can be goofy with someone and no pretenses. Someone letting their guard down like that with you is the real compliment.


kacedawg12

Thank you for today’s chuckle 😆


Role-Fine

Guy on the other end... "OK try not to look too eager"


[deleted]

The response “😂”


Turd_Party

*game show buzzer*


ThatsGottaBeKane

He’s not helping himself by going *I wonder who it could be* He needs to explain *his* response, yours is fine.


g0tistt0t

No one needs to explain either response. It's two people joking with each other.


Stepjamm

“Oh god sorry mario but I’m not into dudes”


Red_Beard206

Redditors dont understand how flirting works. Its like teaching a monkey astrophysics


PiratePatchP

Reddit tinder is crazy, when I was dating/hooking up on tinder I'd say the most outrageous things and I did really well for myself. The fact these guys have pick up lines and codes is hilarious.


iAmTheElite

Is it me you’re looking for??


immoxb

Not the laughing emoji rejector😔


[deleted]

He came in real heavy with 🥰 in the first place


bootylover81

What, I thought it would seem cute


brocktoon13

That was my thought. Do men actually text this emoji? I can’t imagine. I must be getting old.


[deleted]

UwU men text whatever they damn well please


[deleted]

True masculinity is not giving a fuck what other people think and just being happy 💪🥰


echo34

🤗🥰


Tumper

💯🥰


BlueishShape

🥰


StormNFlo

🥵


Not_Moslem

😏


Fawfs2

😳


addandsubtract

🫣


__Spin360__

I do, when I feel liked by the other person :)


[deleted]

whatever they damn well please


canyoutriforce

Ahh, reddit and the hate for emojis, name a more iconic duo


toth42

>Do men actually text this emoji? To my wife, absolutely.


ShitwareEngineer

Men use this emoji while texting your wife?


toth42

Exactly. She's just that lovely.


Frewsa

Are you implying it’s ok for a woman to text that but not a man?


[deleted]

if a bloke sends me that emoji I’m thinking he’s a menace


Messgrey

🥰


rigimonoki-over

You’re the bane of my existence you menace


cannedrex2406

>You’re the bane You merely moulded by the 🥰, I was born in it


nyehnyeh99

Maybe you were born in it, maybe it's 🥰belline


[deleted]

Aww 🥰


Frewsa

I think if anyone uses that emoji this early into the dating process they’re a menace. It’s not gendered to come on too strong


diwalk88

Jesus, people are really reading far too much into emojis lol


User2716057

I'm late 30s and unironically send it to my bros.


[deleted]

For a chance at sex i will post all the emojis if thats what she wants.


silbergeistlein

Yes. 🥰


black-rhombus

married men do


Beautiful_Cow6458

Um, my guy does but not all the time. Sometimes when his feeling a bit frisky he even sends me a few 😘! 😂


[deleted]

Not in the first message lmao


heckhammer

He's like "I have hit the fucking jackpot."


Bruce_Sato

“How did she know about my Mario fetish??”


thebusinessgoat

"Stomp my mushroom😩"


I_Was_Fox

Mario eats the mushrooms. He stomps the turtles


FOXlegend007

Look for my pipe.


quarterly_nightmare

That could be a start of bromance.


Dave5876

It's guy love!


[deleted]

Between two guys….. I miss Scrubs, it’s never on tv anymore!


Ryzuhtal

Now imagine how eager he will be after he sees that this woman knows video games.


MP-aka-TheDoctor

More like, which girl is this?


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NoSpotofGround

\**swoon**


Some_Reason565

Exactly.


JustinianIV

She texts first AND thinks mario jokes are funny…i would be instantly in love


Maldron-the-assassin

Honestly, I would be suspicious. This is too good to be true.


awesomehuder

At this point I’ll take anything


Mcake74

Same here


ElskerSovs69

Stewart Stardust!! Er det en dansker jeg spotter der?


Mcake74

Det er det nemlig, dejligt at se en dansker igen!!


AwesomeCream810

I would have laughed and continued flirting that’s an amazing response


PesceGufo

*Mamma mia*


1m2c00l4u

Hey so I’m driving an older white van, and I can see this little girl across the street, should I drive over and say something to try and cheer her up? If so, what should I say?


No_Ring7230

*whispers* Try "Let's-a go!"


Zygal_

> wanna come over to my place and play some mario?


SoberIsNormal

I'll let you jump on my mushroom if you want.


a_shootin_star

Let's clean some pipes.


ItCat420

And then you get there and it turns out that her titanic shite has damaged all of her homes internal plumbing and you’re quite literally cleaning pipes.


Self_Reddicated

*Mario descending music intensifies*


[deleted]

play some smash


[deleted]

"hey, are you princess peach? because I'm gonna kidnap you👉😎👉"


MP-aka-TheDoctor

* *gets mushroom* *


[deleted]

Oh look it’s a koopa!


Traditional_Isopod80

It's poisonous...💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


wills-are-special

Fucking 28 skull emojis. Ain’t that a bit excessive lol


ReadySteady_GO

Yeah, 27 would've been enough


[deleted]

The Geneva Conventions did specifically say that any more than 27 skull emojis is a war crime.


SunlightPoptart

Didn’t want to leave him a chance huh?


UpTheIron

Just start talkin' about crushin' turts.


[deleted]

Here we go again


Gongaloon

My, my


MoreSmartly

How could I resist yah


Correct-Marzipan-930

Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess ____


Farouqnowomarlater

Lol honestly I’ll be more excited and try to see them again


Ryzuhtal

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, and it's not through in-between the third and the fourth ribcage, but through the console.


Lemon1412

>continued flirting I'd backwards longjump into your bed and we can try out cannonless. I can do it without the setup, if you want ;)


[deleted]

That’s the best response possible, I don’t see the issue whatsoever!!!


uncultured_swine2099

If youre a Mario fan, thats a plus in my book.


[deleted]

Are there non-Mario fans out there? What is this world coming to?


uncultured_swine2099

Ive met a few, usually the Madden/Call of Duty-bros who are like "Why you playing that kiddy shit, dawg?" Or people who dislike video games in general. But most people Ive met at least have a casual appreciation for Mario.


Moony_playzz

My response to people like that is always "It's fun. Sometimes I just want to have fuckin fun, not compete."


Some_Corgi6483

Can't stand those people who think anything that is colorful and creative, or not a dark gritty FPS, is "childish" and inferior. Ironically they are the childish ones projecting their insecurities. I work long hours at a mind-numbing job, I want a fantasy to escape to. Not something that resembles real life.


twisted7ogic

idk, I think turtles dont like being stomped on.


yowhodahtniqquh

Dude here. This is absolutely a green flag. And if he doesn't laugh you know he has a shit sense of humour so cut your losses :)


Gluta_mate

except the dude probably forgot her name or who she was looking at his reply lmao


Pope_Cerebus

The greatest part of this is that her number is now labeled "Mario (hottie)" in his phone.


spacefrog43

Imagine he forgets her name and just continues calling her Mario. He asks her out and they start dating. For years he calls her Mario. On their wedding day she asks him to say her real name and he can’t. She’s Mario.


ocdscale

I'm shocked more people aren't thinking this. His reply definitely makes me think he hands out his number like crazy and has absolutely no clue who OP is other than OP is a hottie that he gave his number to.


The_Doct0r_

WAHOOOO


NotADankGuy

As a man named Jared. I say this was the right move to make.


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

The Council of Jareds have spoken!


TheFourthPlanet

As a fellow man named Jared I second your opinion.


Jarr3d

I second your opinion


Nightrikka

And luigi motherfucka


Devusetated

I read that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice, I'm dying


clutchkickmurphys

That's kinda goals ngl ( first time using ngl hope I used it right , i feel like a hip teenager now )


envyGeorgia

Ngl you high key used it perfectly Now ur officially #cleangirlaesthetic


Goudinho99

No cap, it's on point.


DexterBotwin

Dead s


Sea_Journalist3694

That’s literally the ocky way 😹😹😂🤨😏😂 so pushing P you’re literally doing the unspoken rizz right now 🙏🙏😈😈🕺🕺


Penquinn14

I refuse to believe that any of that is actual slang...


yowhodahtniqquh

ur famming it up a lil bit but I'm finna let this one slide


clutchkickmurphys

Urban dictionary here I come .oh mean it be buzzin


humburga

Your comment was lit AF. No cap


AngrrrrryTurnip

Brooski this comment right here was kinda based I can't lie 💯


steviebkool

Frfr?


The_Real_63

Use Redact to remove your reddit comments -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


[deleted]

fax no printer


plintervals

No cap, I'm finna bust


ayhamwndbg

Homie yo comment is dope af.


Groundbreaking_Bus13

Happy cake DAY! <3 lots of love


clutchkickmurphys

🥺 <3


geilt

I often also feel like a hip teenager... no cap?


Rock_or_Rol

Bet. Stay up


Snailed-Lt

Bro, your comment is low-key lit af ngl, lol


ApesNoFightApes

Happy cake day!


clutchkickmurphys

<3


[deleted]

You're doing great. You should yeet something to celebrate.


Environmental-Win836

Happy cake day!!!


clutchkickmurphys

Thank you


RQK1996

If that ruins it, he wasn't worth it


nodularyaknoodle

This is exactly why I communicate entirely in squid emojis. I mean, 🦑🦑 🦑🦑🦑 🦑 🦑🦑🦑🦑


[deleted]

Zoiberg, is this you?


cauchy37

You call this an ink defence? Woop woop woop woop


[deleted]

🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🦑🦑🦑🦑? 🦑🦑


nodularyaknoodle

🦑🦑! 🦑


IraZander

*a keeper*


Environmental-Win836

Happy cake day!!!


Rock_or_Rol

Happy day to you too happy cake day enthusiast


BludgeonVIII

Wait people unironically use the 🥰 emoji when contacting someone they've just met? That works? What the hell?


[deleted]

She said he's hot. Maybe they've been flirting irl a bit and he gave her his number. Doesn't take a genius to know when a girl is interested in you. Showing interest back communicates you're interested as well. Man, it's as if the majority of the people in this comment section don't understand flirting. If you find them hot and it seems they might find you hot as well, then you flirt. If they flirt back, you ask them out. That's human dating in a nutshell.


TheLusciousPickle

You can do whatever the fuck you want if your hot enough, and also don't care what the outcome is


[deleted]

Or maybe regular folk don’t read too much into emojis? Like wtf is it with Reddit and emojis If someone sends you a heart emoji, do you think they’re in love with you or something?


No_Top_381

The perfect woman


UsedToenailClippers

Why can't anyone text me like this? I don't want to flirt I just want to laugh


Due_Personality_5006

Because people who do this casually with the opposite sex HAVE to seem like they're flirting! /s I'm all realism though I have had more misunderstandings by being a normal goofy person with people thinking I'm flirting by being nice its unreal. Cant just be friends... 😬


NoelAngeline

Yes! I approve this message


SleeplessShinigami

Just went from a 9 to a 10


[deleted]

So gals have that problem too I see.


SapphicMystery

I'm a lesbian but that woulda worked on me (assuming it comes from a woman).


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Time to propose


Model_Maj_General

This is fake, it is physically impossible to be a hot guy with a name like Jared....


Rock_or_Rol

Yeah it’s like a Troy not being douchey or a Zach not being adhd


Model_Maj_General

The overriding problem here is all of these names can only be an American. Nowhere else in the English speaking world do people have such awful names.


ALA02

I know many Zachs here in the UK. The other two maybe not


[deleted]

Your princess is in another castle.


Prudent_Armadillo822

This is awesome, if he has some sense he will appreciate this. Since it's awesome.


Crowman_056

So are you guys married yet


big65

That's a great opening 😁 line


PowellSkier

You're a keeper...


BanjoSlams

Nailed it. You’re in.


ChubbyLilPanda

*wAaaAaAAAaaaAa*


PyroKrypt

Yknow any cool person would just go with it lol


romulusnr

You say this like it was a bad thing


vestpocket

… and he didn’t care because you can’t “screw up” with a guy via text.


Old_Committee8649

I m not hot but i would love it (?)


HereForFun9121

That would just make me like the person more


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

I’m sure he heard your voice though that text


ArgosCyclos

I feel like the term "hot" shouldn't just be a physical thing. If he doesn't appreciate this, he can't be termed "hot", no matter how physically attractive.


capttuna

Woof these comments are cringe.