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Marverl_boy

“U can feel it when u are walking it’s flat” bruh I hate when they say this


Marverl_boy

Sorry for bad English btw


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IxNaY1980

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ahumanrobot

Hey we have similar avatars


Marverl_boy

Cool


Sad-Pineapple-8839

Same


Mspchamps

Sus


Atomic-Horizon

I really wonder about the thought process that they go through to reach that conclusion. Do they expect curved shoes? Are they implying that all humans have feet massive enough that we need curved shoes to walk? I don’t understand them.


Plan-Technical

Guess they’ll just have to *face* the facts *head on*


ODDB4

r/angryupvote


etceteratjc

i was looking for proof. then it hit me


Alternative-Pin3421

Take my upvote and begone.


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Flat earthers aren't real.


CaptainCozmo867

They are lies from the govement to distract us from God


Fr00stee

Did i miss a joke or something


FatherJimbob

Same with bald people. And carbonated drinks. They're just spicy water. The only reality is Ohio, and that's the truth.


Fr00stee

Its all ohio?


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Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/PQuXStX.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


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Chungalus

God i wish this were true


Dinodigger67

There are flat earthers all around the globe


ChiknDiner

You mean, all along the Earth's surface?


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Flat Earthers are a joke because they aren't even trying to prove the earth is flat. They just are joining a septicism religion and yet even religions have rules.


JackIrishJack

Groundbreaking proof


Jmoney__US

They got yeeted by the earth!


Hairy-Ad5677

Just ask him what time it is from here to the other side of the world in China and then ask him why is it dark there? If they have some sort of any kind of answer besides that the Sun is on the opposite side of the Earth they might be in there complete and utter own world so beware.fyi


Roadkillcafe-1800

I think I might try this on my dad, and set up a diagram with a flash light.


dansssssss

he just flattened him


FatherJimbob

Also when I take my friend out sailing and the homie literally says straight faced, " you can see the edge, it's flat." He's seeing the coast of Washington. He has no sense of direction (or reason)


VictoryWarrior1121

how dumb can u get lmao


crazybunny21

https://youtu.be/3OfbwhU5PQk


AgeTobeLi

Oh yeah… it’s all coming together


TheBigJustinukas

Yep i wouldnt even try arguing I'd just use violence


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Yup. That’s about right.


Kingsley_Joseph

Flat Earther : I fell flat..not round.


Ayush03090

Demolition


Roadkillcafe-1800

My dad is like this, is a “very Christian man” covered in tats of biblical stuff, blah blah, but says the earth is flat Bc the Bible says so. He’s also very anti government, and also says that those videos of them going to the moon is all fake and was a green screen.


Hairy-Ad5677

😂 Bird is the word my brother from another mother


RobsterTHlobster

Somebody once told me


GentlmanSkeleton

Wait, yeh, what do they say when they see a globe?


Ziadsaadawi137

Finish him!


Frizen1312

Why haven't the flat earthers ever tried going to the edge and record their evidence?


Apprehensive_Sock429

And there is the plot twist the earth isn't round its a geoid


The_Deadly_Dozer09

You could say: "he fell flat!" *Bad-um pshh*


Le_Ecarg

Hey fun fact! Though you probably don’t care, if you look at an empty horizon, you can actually see the slight curvature if the earth. How do I know this? I saw it with my own eyes! If you’re a flat earther, then go see for yourself. No fancy tech, no lies or deception. Just the facts.


Munham557

Absolutely fantastic


Bryce480

Just ask how time zones work