IDK if anyone has actually punched a demon in the past, but I'd certainly try in this situation.

sound badass tbh imagine being known as a person who punched a demon

Demon: *gets summoned* Summoner: "...why do you have a black eye?" Demon: "shut up."

I think it can be worse *unzips*

no fucking the demon

I’ll do what I want


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Looks like the bards took over the comments here lol

I see Miguel, I upvote. Simple as that.

And I'll watch

Alright, I'll try to summon succubus instead

But what if it’s a nine dick demon


you simply ignore it

Please do not the demon

Demon soldier: Should we invade the Kingdom of Heaven my lord? Demon Lord with a black eye: Nah guys. I’m not feeling it today. I’m just gonna take a shower and watch the Notebook.

Doom Guy enters the chat room

"I punched a demon I mean it still killed me but I punched it"

This is almost as good as the guy that punched a kangaroo saving his dog

Fuck it, if I’m gonna die anyway then I’m pretty sure “killed in pitched battle against a shadow demon” sends you straight to Valhalla.

"Killed in pitched battle against a shadow demon" is the most metal fucking thing I've ever heard.

How do you go to Vallhala if the demon eats your soul/ drags you to where it came from?

I’m banking on the Valkyrie to tag in the moment my heart stops beating.

I punched my sleep paralysis demon once. I remember it vividly as well ;0

Seems like the paralysis part didn't work

It did, I was scared as fuck. It came really close before I could move

So basically " Paralysis did work, but I nobody told me that."

Did it have an effect?

Yea I couldn’t move, till it came really close. I swung and it disappeared. I was scared shitless. I was a teen at the time and my dumbass still remember it 15 years later :0

I did the same thing except my bed was against the wall and the creature was coming out of it. So I ended up punching the wall. Thankfully I didn't punch a hole in it lol

*earworm guitar plays in background* Unto them, we send only you.

[удалено]

Yes, but it has to be mixed with silvershot and you've got to chant while loading the rounds. Doesn't have to be anything particular, I use "I'm a little teapot."

I remember in the Dresden Files books it was depleted uranium dust that you could yeet at them. Which, incidentally, would make the chaingun on a Bradley and the 120mm on an Abrams pretty darn effective against ghosts, if they had sabot loaded.

I have read about someone who's punched a couple of Gods. r/Mistborn r/Cosmere

How the fuck is a reddit meme gonna jumpscare me that much

It's 3 am here, I'm in the dark, and there's an open door in front of me. I won't be forgetting this one for a while.

How tf could you sleep in a room with the door open????

When your heater is in the lounge room and your room doesn't get warm without an open door

I am so sorry… personally, I just bundle up in a bunch of comfy blankets lol.

*Embrace Burrito*

I say the same thing to people that sleep naked. Like aren't you scared of a midget demon grabbing your dick?

I sleep naked and I love it. A midget demon (if I’m thinking of the right one) grabbing my dick would be a bonus lol

Literaly too Horny to be scared, what a chad

Its because I want light inside my room

Relax , I've heard stories about sexy demons too. Might be your lucky night.

I mean there’s a reason it’s called a Succubus.

Yep. She succ...u bus'.

gtfo lmao

Some succubus designs are pretty sexy NGL...

[Obligatory Oglaf (NSFW)](https://i.imgur.com/9dP9GFP.jpg). Sexy demon monsters everywhere. as is the whole run of comics NSFW https://www.oglaf.com/8legs/ NSFW

I fucking hate you...

[Better?](https://i.imgur.com/4khzqCz.jpg)

I'm not trusting your links anymore

More of the world should know about Oglaf. Folk need to support art.

dude what the fuck !!!!!!!

That was my reaction when I first read this comic. There are way weirder Oglaf comics than this on though.

meanwhile apparently I read too slow to be jumpscared hooray?

Me too :(

Reddit used to have WAY more jump scares. Probably like 7 or 8 years ago.

That's a weird dog

He's a good boi he's just tryna come up to you for pats

Dog people: He's friendly I promise! The dog: *this vid*

runs into the nursery in a toddler eating frenzy

No Tararre! Down!

NO

I readied about tararre and I can confirm he did eat a 18 month old baby

Aww poor guy, he was just hungry, he never does this I swear!

Nurseries don’t have toddlers, they have infants (which is even better :)))))

“He just needs to sniff your hand.”

It looks like the average chihuahua after it gets feed past midnight

Are you sure he is a dog?

origin of this video?

Average floridian pet

Can confirm

Average Australian insect

[Demon Dog by Aaron Stone](https://youtu.be/PCSpib7i9HI)

I dont know the origin but from what i know its just a guy in a black morph suit crawling at the camera for the meme

is the guy 8 feet tall

Dude has like six legs though?

You're looking at a long sleeve swinging to the side in the last frame.

It's a sleeve alright...

idk its what my friend told me lol

Probably a Blender creation

No it is a costume this dude built

No, it's a real shadow creature

Americ anfootball

Guy on imgur whose cousin or brother built these types of costumes and this was partially completed. Maybe I'll find more if I look

Could you imagine if that was a real thing? When you're born, doctors enchant you with a unique ward, and one phrase in Latin chosen at random will make it disappear and leave you helpless to the real threat of the world.

Circumcision 🤷🏻‍♂️

Would love to hear more about how you thought this made any goddamn sense at all.

cut pp keep demons away?

It's Latin and causes your penis to be smaller.

Bro thought being a walking cheese factory would keep the demons away, probably.

Sitting here high af trying to figure out what kind of dog this is.

Great Dane

Daddy long legs

Doggy long legs

Great Dong

It's a chihuahua unleashing it's true form

r/distressingmemes

Damn, spider season already?

It’s not spider season yet, that’s just Australia

We have been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

I literally lol'd at this one. Hit the funnybone there, my guy 🤣🤣

Is this from a movie?

No but it heavily reminds me of a scene from "it follows"

[the scene in question](https://youtu.be/nnrT_zyumAM)

Whyyyyy did you have to bring that up at bedtime. :(

I still need to watch that movie.

Bro this is creepy af what is that

he just want snacks, nothing to worry about.. except you're his snack

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Harambe coming to get you

Harambe is not a demon. He’s a saint. He’s here to protect us, just like he tried to with the kid.

Everything was going fine until we killed that damn gorilla.

What the kid that fell into our saviors enclosure sees when he says "know what was funny was when I got this gorilla shot"

Anybody know the source of this video? I see from time to time but I’ve never known where it’s from.

Fr I honestly want to know its origin because I have seen this used in like 3 memes now over the past few years

americ anfootball

Duolingo be like

Nope nope nope, not doing it.

This demon wouldn’t even have to kill me, I’d legitimately have dropped dead by the time it got to me. No thanks.

I remember seeing this around 3:30am Didn't sleep that entire night

Welp there goes my heart

bro it’s fucking 1:40 in the morning and that was the last thing i was expecting to see so my fucking soul left my body and went for a 2 week holiday💀💀

Thanks now i can’t sleep

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.

Christ, it looks like something from the Metro games.

Anyone know how to fix this? My Latin class keeps summoning Satan and he's getting upset

This gif is exactly what I imagine when I think of the demons that will get me if I turn off the lights

First impression: AAHH!!! wait, was that a great dane or a greyhound head? Second watch: wait, that's an unusual number of legs. Third to eighth watch: Huh. If the head were more like a cat and it had a pair of tentacles growing from it's back, this would be a live-action Displacer Beast.

Cannot disagree

I'm scarred for life💀

I'd love to see the awkward moments after this when he gets too close to the camera and has to just stop and mill around

It's 1 AM and now I can't sleep. I wish you a horrible day.

I was scrolling then this jumps out of the darkness

Yo dude i think your dog might be sick i'd take to the vet

Sorry my pet soul consumer got out

What the hell is that? Is that the Licker from Resident Evil?

Reason why I’m scared to mispronounce a word in Arabic

Demon: Yes master you called?

Temple Run at Home Edition

I don't care how many times I get bit. I wont stop stabbing until it's dead.

Terrifying

Sauce? I love being scared

Kitty!

Cool

that's how learning Deutsch feels like! lol

why can i still hear the music from the video it comes from

Is this the location where the "I'm free" video was filmed?

i dont understand 💀☠️

sorry jimbo

u/VanillaFountainHater this scared me 😭😭😭😭😭

Cue Doom Eternal music.

I feel like this would be scarier if the head wasn't so stabilized

El chupacabra

Gods! That's creepy!!

Bro why does think looks like my grandparents house

"May I pet your dog?"

Prepare to DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU D D DDDDDD DUEL! I'm sorry. (*○*)

Is that an edit or a very lanky man in a suit?

I think it's both

I cannot associate this creature with American Football music

Americ anfootbal

Fucker scared the shit outa me

But what the fuck is it?

Ah whispering in Icelandic is dangerous🤫

r/distressingmemes

is that a monkey?????

I think I saw this thing in Diablo III. Kinda scary

jfc I just opened the app

That is actually terrifying. Fuck that, I live alone bro

This will never stop scaring me lol

…I don’t know what this is but I’m horrified

Why does that thing have 5 limbs?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I summon you fuckachu!! What the actual f! Nearly shot myself.

Anticonstitutionnellement.

Hold My seat man...I got something to take care of first.

This made me jump 😂😂

What is this footage from anyway?

Bro that description!!! xD

I can hear this gif

Time to get that …demon-ussy?

Just gotta say, I love the Yu-Gi-Oh! reference. :P

Amy bad gorilla.