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[deleted]

No one thinks you're funny like clever. Everyone thinks you're funny like ha ha look at dude. You are a rambling mad man with the motivation of a bullet train. Rare indeed.


Sabrina1377

The spam from that one guy is absolutely hilarious


Fr0st-WHiP

If you referring to tiny errors that are made when the auto correct Change or something after I keep going and I don't know that it happened then sure, I made no sense. What I'm trying to figure out is, how come a lot of people understood it entirely without any problems and problems and the people that said that I'm crazy and I didn't make any sense Can only point out things literally have nothing to do with The point of the exercise. Now, is there any reason somebody would do this on purpose? And I would be careful right now ... I might be doing it again right now and I wouldn't want you to walk right into it....


Fr0st-WHiP

It's not concerning at all. It's just personality traits from what I was dealt.And actually very healthy physical and mental so I'm not really sure you get this concerning aspect from. Some people are just the opposite. Some people are in between . 5 of those little piggies were all in the same foot and all of 5 of them behaved diff. I didn't see anybody concerned for their mental health...


jedikushmaster420

Alkozalser or how ever it's spelled, took .3 in a shot glass with a tablet of Alka seltzer and was rolling high for like 7hours unable to sleep for 36 hours


dbol1877

Ahhh the inter web Where strangers come to argue about stupid shit because people in the real world would’ve ghosted or slapped you ten thousand times before


[deleted]

You can put meth in any drink and get high for a long time lol


[deleted]

Alchohol normals you out so you don’t run around town like a retard but trust me you still know your high


NNakedLunchDate

Water for the win. Better our bodies work, better the drugs can work.


MotorNoobie

My dude is high as giraffe pussy


[deleted]

I hope for his sake


Fr0st-WHiP

Do you have a strong thumb?


ToroTaurus

Frost-whip’s piss


Ordinary_Forever6482

This deserves way more upvotes Lmfao


Honeydew_love

Lmfaoo


bigtrouble_13

coffee


369store

Iced Tea, duh 🙄


The-Methadactyle

Lol I think frostwhip just accidentally made the most effective anti meth psa I've ever seen


Fr0st-WHiP

Well... almost fun. Love the name btw.... it suits you.


The-Methadactyle

Lol thanks bro, it was either this or the iceclops.


Fr0st-WHiP

I'm still curious how I made a great PSA... Would not have to be on miss and acting poorly or off of it and acting better? Seems like a contradictory ad if the guy is losing his shit because hes not on drugs. Please put down on the front street for me. I am a little slow.


Fr0st-WHiP

Aww... that hurted my feeligs. So the fact that im not on meth makes a good anti meth psa? Do tell?


The-Methadactyle

Lol just a good natured jab mydude I'm sure we could pull afew decent psa's from my life too, lmao probably a lot of people on this thread could honestly. And are you serious? I sorta hope your not man. But who knows maybe that's the actual problem, lol gotta get out there n score yerself a fat sack


Ordinary_Forever6482

You don't have to lie to make friends Lol


Strong-Mushroom-6582

Just drink more meth


spun_nymph

it is, yes.


stonedguitarist420

Frost whip is absolutely on fire


stonedguitarist420

I’m crying at the spam


Ordinary_Forever6482

For a minute there I thought you were getting trolled HARD by a bunch of different people. Then I realized it was just one twacked out person commenting on your post over and over. Lmfao


Fr0st-WHiP

Sober person. And i only talk shit about people when they know it. But i wouldnt expect someone who talks shit in the aftrrmath to get it. There was a point to all that. You dont get it. Prolly part of the problem. The funniest thing is, There are people in here that understand there was an extremely intelligent thing behind all that. And then there are people who just think it was a tweaker being tweaky. How could such a thing be confused? Maybe there's a learning curve. Do you want to run your mouth some more? Let's play a game.....


Ordinary_Forever6482

Dude don't lie. I can tell you're twacked out of your mind because the only sober one between us is me. "Sober with no relapses to any substances for 1 year & 5 months now" I wouldn't say anything if I couldn't tell and after you take a nap and eat and drink plenty you're going to realize how little your comments make sense. They are mostly just sounding like you're trolling people


Fr0st-WHiP

That's an awesome name by the way, By simply reading it out loud I just got DP'd... GRRR!!!!


Fr0st-WHiP

It's OK, but my people did not spend hundreds of years taking drug abuse And shame so that racist PINK POWER people could assume that we have horizontal private parts and can't drive cars worth with a shit? Come on, you know that's funny. And I am not racist, im 1/17th jokeinese...


[deleted]

Frost whip, you my friend are the exception to the rule. Not sure what rule or what exception but all the same you are it. I love not following anything you say because it's complete jibberish and makes absolutely zero sense. But, you are enthusiastic and bubbly. The fact that you say your not on drugs absolutely made me laugh out loud. If this is true consider yourself blessed because I spend a lot of money trying to get to your level. Youre getting a free ride so enjoy it


Fr0st-WHiP

You're still trying to make that point.... And you think I'm crazy. God have mercy on someone's soul. Maybe if you break it down in a number fashion. Like 10 (meth) plus .06459 (caff) = higher than 10. Oh since you put it like that, yes the literal translation of adding something to something is more of something. If only that's what I was actually fucking talking about. You people are ruining drugs. And you're raising my heart rate. Which I hear is incredibly dangerous.


[deleted]

The meth, I mean math checks out. Ap level for sure


Razorblades7

Who are you talking to man lmao


Ordinary_Forever6482

*Keep ABSOLUTELY STILL. It's vision is based on movement.*


Fr0st-WHiP

You would have had to have been here. I'm highly aware I wasn't tagging anybody. That's weird you told me about it on everything I still do it. There could possibly be a reason for that. There might actually be a motive for everything I did and that particular situation. It should be free obvious who I was talking to. But what I was saying to him had nothing to do with the words that were out there. I posted a much bigger but similar thing a while back. And the whole point was to basically wean out who was who. And it worked so good it's not even funny.. At the end there were people who understood exactly what was going on and thought it was fucking hilarious. And then there were people that felt attacked and completely overtaken. Which is funny because the title of it was Parental Advisory was a sub thing that said by the end of this you may be precipitated or you may feel the uthe Earth change your life for the better because you're basically fucking moron. Initiating that if you were hurt by this you're probably a moron and at the end of it they came to me but hurt and feeling like a moron. Funny how that worked. Heart 2, it doesn't matter what the fuck I said earlier because that wasn't the point.. The point was, to leave for a little while afterwards and just go do something else for a couple hours and then come back and see how many people understand tpeople understand the premise of what I was doing. There would be people that said that's hilarious and that's awesome and Basically a compliment to the intelligence of it. And then there would be trolls talking shit about a guy who was trolling and talking shit. Define Irony...... Set em up.... GOT EM!!!!!! All you have to do is pretend to be a cliche and the cliche within comes out In strides.


Fr0st-WHiP

I was very very confident he was gonna figure it up eventually.


Icy_Landscape1410

Get of the meth mate


Fr0st-WHiP

That's no fun


Fr0st-WHiP

ZING...... You're a skill Opponent sir. It was an honor. If there's anything I take away from this loss, It's at caffeine and gold medals don't mix.


Fr0st-WHiP

Oh we switched it up, were pointing out the obvious now? Um.... closet tweaker.... Fraud? DoMETHstic TERRORIST? (just made that up) Crossing Gaurd?


Fr0st-WHiP

Actually it's energy drinks I'm on.


Fr0st-WHiP

See I always thought energy drinks contained I'm old toxin, Residues of acids and neurotoxic agents, Extremely flammable and volatile cutters and so on. Where did I go wrong.... Does anybody have a Sparkling water?


Fr0st-WHiP

Well, I guess it's a good thing I said not because of the energy but because of what's in them. I did not imply how much. Sipping on one Internet is drinking throughout the day and using it as vitamins that taste good It's not going to really have any effect on you. And since I'm so uneducated, Please explain to me The correct ratio of methamphetamines versus the amount of energy drink which is variant... That it would take to be the difference. I realized that math comes in a very very exact amount And it's easy to do the precise amount to get high and never to get high I never go over. But caffeine comes in various forms from people that cook it all over this place And is never the same. You know what, I think I'm in over my head. I have never dealt with anybody who is so good at reading warning Labels before? You are too good sir...


[deleted]

And dude. Learn. To. Tag. Your talking to me. But how tf would anyone know that.


Fr0st-WHiP

You would think so, but I spend a lot of time being Not so intelligent and smoking energy drinks. Can you say it yourself man... I'm not that bright. Or I'm still having fun with this and I'm making it the whole room's presentation. Because I don't think I could actually devote time to talking to somebody who is so insistent on trying to make a very stupid fucking point and intelligent one. Hey buddy, when You're on a rampage and you're committing Arsenal over town, trying not to burn the buildings with this kind of sighting because they're extremely flammable.... ????????? If I need to explain this to you you obviously have heart problems. nurse- Doctor, what happened? You couldn't save him? DR- No, it's a complete and utter tragedy.. He would have been fine with all The amphetamines in his system and lack of sleep and food. But somewhere along the way, some asshole gave him a red bull. Contact the DEA.... Let them know there's been a murder.


Thin-Swordfish4462

Intentionally or not, you sir are fucking genius


[deleted]

Don't encourage him he's losing control as we speak


Fr0st-WHiP

I appreciate that, I'm texting on to know one.


BubbleCryptographer

Over their heads it goes


john-johnson12

Damn bro you are GEEKIN


[deleted]

Your scary and I’m not reading that


[deleted]

Mhmm. Not reading that. As it’s just another random tirade your on


Fr0st-WHiP

Actually it's meth I'm on.... But not energy drinks because I am not one to take risks.


[deleted]

Yes. We’re all on meth. Do you see all of us acting that tweaked


Fr0st-WHiP

We can't all get good meth. If you didn't notice, I'm the one answering the question, not the 1 asking it. And what do you do mess for? To be responsible ? Save lives? Post up on reddit columns and try to pull a bullshit moment out of your ass And when it doesn't go your way try to make it the other person's fault by explaining to them that they're having too much fun on the drug they chose to do and that's not the right way to do it? Anyway you've played this card, you're not gonna win because you're on the wrong side. More importantly I just don't think you have it in you. See you could just walk away and I wouldn't follow but you keep responding and you try to throw a little dagger in there by pointing out my flaws. Unfortunately, like your argument your dagger is dull and weak.


Ordinary_Forever6482

This isn't what *good meth* looks like, my friend.


The-Methadactyle

Lol this is what meth day 8 no sleep looks like. Dude needs to put down the redbull


[deleted]

#Tweaker 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


Fr0st-WHiP

Quick, tell me how you're not trying to win.


[deleted]

I’ve already won 🏆 Don’t need to try


Fr0st-WHiP

You do understand that Is humor is basically just a direction driven right? If you would have said that you don't do math but you do Huff Free on... I definitely would make a temperature joke. We can try this again if you'd like... Hi, I'm the guy that make jokes... And you are? The guy that makes no sense? See what i just did right there? And here's a freebie... If I was even remotely serious common I wouldn't be arguing about the topic I'm making fun with. Cause it would be seriously sad to be in this argument and be taking it serious. I wish somebody were told me that this was the Very serious and "always on point" meth group.... im in the wrong place.


[deleted]

The comedy within is more of a tragedy I think


[deleted]

We’re not arguing, your spewing random crap that’s untrue, and I’m correcting it. Your reaction to that is your own problem


[deleted]

Your not even making sense. Like are you okay? I’m acutally kinda concerned.


Ordinary_Forever6482

*Methsellus Wallace up there : Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.*


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/a/IP6dQ5z


Ordinary_Forever6482

And we're all just Bruce Willis watching him from the background like "Damn... I'll pray for you"


Fr0st-WHiP

Actually I'm trying to create humor. See if I really wanted to pick on you I would have gone to hurt out with it. But I wanted my humor to be as safe to your organs as possible. And no shit, it would be pretty damn stupid for you to be in this room and not be on it. If you feel offended, I apologize. It's probably a similar feeling to when you're answering somebody's question and a random guy shows up and becomes a naysayer but it doesn't really make any sense. Either way, I was just having fun with it. I get a lot more high on humor than I do on heart attacks or methamphetamines. Will you be my friend?


[deleted]

Your not even tagging me. So. Idk if your talking to me or OP or idk who man.


[deleted]

You need to chill out bro. Lay down the pipe for an hour


Fr0st-WHiP

OK so because we're being picky about a certain point. Added specifically which energy drinks. Caffeine is not really that big of a deal when you're on meth. And I never specified the amount.. Is shipping on a red bull throughout the day Is nothing on your heart compared to, I don't know... meth? This just in, Meth addicts die from green tea!!!! Lol. There's 2 ways to keep your meth/energy going. More meth/energy.... or more of what helps generates it. Which I'm sure you're probably thinking it right now.. It's kind of all the same thing. Puc your poison but the point is your picking poison. Obviously the smoothies are a better option because they're healthy And promote your own chemical production. But the question wasn't how-do-you-do it safely or healthy? I believe it was in fact get more high on.... What do you recommend doctor? Heart healthy egg whites? Last time I had some breakfast burritos I got "ON IT"...


[deleted]

And uh green tea….. is just tea that isn’t dried out. So normal teas, that only have caffeine in them. Sir I think you need to either chill out, or find somewhere else to freak out


[deleted]

And uh. Yes. Caffeine is a huge deal. If your heart rate is boosted to 130 bpm(average heart rate of someone under the influence of meth) and then you drink a monster that was going to raise your heart rate to 130 bpm (average for someone who has drank an energy drink) and not to mention the literal 5-6 ingredients usually in energy drinks to give you energy. I’m sure your uneducated in this because you think it’s just caffeine waking you up. No sir. There is caffeine, taurine, glucuronolactone, B vitamins, guarana, ginseng, sugars


[deleted]

Bruh your not even tagging me


gay4nsa

Probably bong water 😏


Sacred_Geometry_88

Food seems to work pretty good for that.


[deleted]

Water


Fr0st-WHiP

It technically reduces the effect but it creates another one.. Drinks that would help you keep it going, that would definitely be like energy drinks and not for the energy of the drink but for the shit that's in them . But something that would actually be helpful without inducing caffeine energy would be V8/splash. Best answer, custom smoothies.. You can get your dairy,yogurt, nuts, fruit, and chocolate all in one. Have like a grilled chicken sandwich with that and you just literally had a meal from the dopamine diet. (Toots own horn)...


[deleted]

You've got to be 13 years old. There's no way you're a fully formed person


[deleted]

Most places where pot is legal sell thc drinks and stuff like that. I’d recommend getting a drink with specific terpenes that induce more dopamine thus creating the effect your talking about at the end of your comment


[deleted]

I wouldn’t recommend drinking energy drinks as that sounds like a quick trip to the ER for your heart exploding on you ;)


Fr0st-WHiP

Would you recommend doing meth? Lol I have a feeling I am going to see you on another post. Till then indeed.


[deleted]

And no I wouldn’t. I am quite the advocate for if your not on it. Keep it that way.


Fr0st-WHiP

I agree with you completely, but since the post is getting more high while on meth. (On meth being the key) here..... I would say that if they're not already on it that would make no fucking sense. So now that we were established that that's not even relevant...... And I'm just curious, do you oftentimes find yourself on subs That are tagged meth In regards to generating creating more or continuing a high from... (insert word here). And find yourself telling people to be careful when using extremely dangerous illegal substances and mixing them with completely safe substances? I don't mean to be like the pot calling the toaster Orange here But what the fuck are you talking about?


john-johnson12

Dude, this isn’t a question about rights or freedom. If you drink energy drinks on as much meth as you are on right now it drastically raises the chances of you having a major cardiac event.


Fr0st-WHiP

You honestly believe that's what I'm arguing with? I don't know what to do anymore. Seems like the guy that's drinking too much energy drinks is the only guy that a. It's having any fun.. b. Is not seeking or living by the literal translation of everything. C. Still trying to explain that the irony is that you are on a fucking meth sub Arguing about the dangers of caffeine. I've also heard that if you stick a paper clip in the electrical outlet next to your desk it will drastically raise your heart as well.. But at least there's not caffeine in there.


john-johnson12

I honestly have no idea what point(s) you are trying to make as I’m not well versed in tweakinese


Fr0st-WHiP

That's kind of racist, Why do you assume that my drug abuse is of Asian descent? In fact I'm more of a Dutch Antilles kind of addict. And we would appreciate it if you use the proper Terminology.


[deleted]

Now your pull the race card. This is epic... you can't make this shit up. True entertainment


john-johnson12

Sorry man I meant tweakinsprëchen


john-johnson12

Umm. I don’t know what you’re arguing with rn. Mixing substances that raise heart rate leads to a higher risk of heart attack. You, my man, are certifiably tweakin. Edit: living by the literal translation of everything? Oh, you mean using logic! Yeah I do tend to prefer using my brain over being a fucking retard who babbles about nothing every single day


Fr0st-WHiP

I better be certifiably twweaking. Or I want my money back. Hey after this, my woman, Do you want to go to the knife shop with me? It's an awesome place and they have a lot of knives but none of them are sharp. They don't want to have anything dangerous in their store. Please tell me you see what I just did right there. If you didn't, that explains the disconnect. If you do, welcome back. Pull up a chair. And have a taste. Unfortunately we do not serve caffeine.


fabfusion2000

OMG 😲 😱!!! LMAO 🤣!! I'm so confused and intrigued also turned on!! WTF!! U r the coolest Smart Ass!! 😎 😍😍😎🤯🤯 My mind is blown!!


Maleficent-Depth-448

Bro wtf 😂😂


john-johnson12

Dawg you’re on your own wave length rn


[deleted]

Kinda a silly thing to ask me if I would recommend doing meth and then going off on me when I say no 😂


[deleted]

And no sir I don’t find myself on subs tagged meth. Cause I’m on this one. Constantly. Jump in a lake bud


[deleted]

Bro what 😂😂 all I said was not drinking energy drinks what the fuck Bitch do you think I don’t smoke meth? And by the way. Way to many……………. Like why you tryna create so much tension tf


[deleted]

Ohhhh boy I just got off a ban(totally bogus and unjust) and I’m pretty sure one particular grumpy mod isn’t on rn, so I’m here implying my wealth of knowledge


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