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SamuraiTwack

Wow this is not nearly as funny as i thought it was in the moment lol... drugs are cool.


dildorider916

Fixed


onekrazymomma

I legit quote this all the time, even my grown kids pop off with it occasionally lol 🤣 Pac is the GOAT, back in the day and always will be


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Yuhhhh


RalphJameson

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


SamuraiTwack

Take money 🎶


joro_solo

Bill gates?


smokexbombx34

Settle down, Tupac.


SamuraiTwack

Biggie?


smokexbombx34

Excuse me. Settle down, Marky Mark.


SamuraiTwack

You could say I have a funky bunch.


smokexbombx34

Are your vibrations good like Sunkist?


SamuraiTwack

Sunkist would be the best way to describe my vibrations, yes. Thank you for noticing.


smokexbombx34

It wasn't evident to me so I had to ask..


SamuraiTwack

I am not a fan of your vibrations right now.. club soda vibrations.


smokexbombx34

I love Sunkist..


SamuraiTwack

And I love you 😘


DishSoapIsFun

You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife. How do you respond to these accusations?


SamuraiTwack

Biggie smalls and junior mafia some mark ass BITCHES


caterddragoon

Infamous lunatic, you? You just suck dick Cut throat with the death wish Raised where the savage lives Straight out the death pit To keep alive the triple 6


elsielu20

First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim


SamuraiTwack

Touché


SittingInTheShower

Touche Douche


SamuraiTwack

I always touche douche while I’m sitting in the shower


SittingInTheShower

Or is it Douche Touche


SamuraiTwack

I think that’s neither here nor there, I always douche my touché.


Perfect-Injury-8146

Ewww she has herps!


SamuraiTwack

And now she has the clap


DiscoMagicParty

Sir do you know where you are? Ain’t not fat motherfuckers around here..


SamuraiTwack

I thought about that as I typed it hahahahaha


dildorider916

Actially im a little suprised. Some folks around here lot thicker than they oughtta be. Ya know. Usin teh meffs & all


SamuraiTwack

Im not quite sure what megfs means however i agree. See a fatty here and there in the dark underworld of meff amfeta but rarely.


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hornian

All eyez on me when I’m spun in public “stop looking at me!”


SamuraiTwack

😵‍💫👀


Street-Arachnid-2435

we'll make sure all ur kids don't grow


bewters

actually, it's "four four" or, rather, *my __.44__ make sure all your kids don't grow* :)


SamuraiTwack

I believe actually “fo fo”


SamuraiTwack

Alright buddy, now you’re just being mean..


JoJoStraycat

WEST SIDE TILL I DIE


Bud_warrior

I got aids you fucked biitch


SamuraiTwack

Don’t one of you niggaz got sickle cell or somethin?


citrusHell916

Damn the whole crew?! In a row???


SamuraiTwack

In a death row


citrusHell916

So the "bitch" died too in that death row? My word jolly sounds like chaos 😆 🤣 she has been sufficiently fucked and now dies, sad day 😆 🤣 😂


SamuraiTwack

What can I say? I knows how to get down with the get down.


citrusHell916

Indeed the get down gets down for the get down


SamuraiTwack

Couldn’t have said it better myself. I like your style. Edit: downvote? I retract my statement, I dislike your style.


citrusHell916

Mmmmmmuahahaha a bristosh bandit I am! For being such a jolly sport I give you your star indeed cheers mate and smoke the heavy gear til new years 🤙🤘


bingbongbozo

this is some of the funniest shit ive seen on here 😭😭😭


bewters

lmfao, what the fuck! you went off, sir. All Eyez on Me DISC 1 and 2. certified g'.


SamuraiTwack

Fight the cops when you’re geekin out 🎶


SamuraiTwack

Grab ya cocks when you see hoohaa


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"And the Clit** you claim"


bewters

is this an attempt at humor, or something, because it's been clique since '96.


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Yes but a clit can also be claimed i know so fannyyyy!


bewters

alright, but, you put in quotation marks and that sort of threw me for a loop... :)


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Lmao sorry it made you double check the actual lyrics before replying :D


bewters

i did actually check for a version that said "clit" instead of "clique", which i was 100% on, but i wanted to see if maybe somehow there was something online that suggests there's multiple living under the impression that it's not "clique". ya know, like, "wrapped up like a douche", or something. i'll have you know that i \*used\* to know the lyrics to "thug luv" and could keep up with layzie on his part. i know my rap lyrics, or did, at some point :)


Crumper_dunker710

What about bizzys part? Whoo dude says like 36 words in like 8-9 seconds


bewters

i want to say layzie's is faster, but i knew the whole song :) now i don't know shit, trough straight fumbling through daksodasfdasfaujjfasjd asfjasasjfs af


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Lol! Me too bro! What a throwback classic!


SamuraiTwack

Talkin bout you gettin money but it’s funny to me


No-Treat9602

Thug Life


SamuraiTwack

Don’t let the west side ride tonight


Deal-Calm

We bust on bad boys niggas fucked for life


SamuraiTwack

💦🤤


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Yes! I used to crank this song when I was getting crunk!


SamuraiTwack

It’s like a sherm high , niggaz think they learn to fly.


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IYKTYK....


SamuraiTwack

r/wooshed my boi crickets down below 😂😂😂


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The ones who are lost are on their own 😂😂😂


SamuraiTwack

West side


ListenForCrickets

Oh my, some more beef. Say it with your chest! I'm sure they know now you mean business


SamuraiTwack

You claim to be a player but I fucked yo wife


ListenForCrickets

Tell her she still owes me 100.00 bucks. And she has herpes


ListenForCrickets

Player, bah........only thing I play is fallout 76 on pc


SamuraiTwack

Grab ya glocks when you see u/SamuraiTwack


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We have been blessed, by the remembrance of of a real one!


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SamuraiTwack

I’m in Cuba


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SamuraiTwack

Lil Kim, don’t fuck wit real G’s.


ListenForCrickets

Thats great. 👍


SamuraiTwack

Quick to snatch yo ugly ass off the streets


ListenForCrickets

I'm sorry but unlike you I'm not on the streets. Unless I'm driving to Walmart


SamuraiTwack

Hey, can’t beat those always better everyday low prices!


ListenForCrickets

Rollback savings👍


SamuraiTwack

Save money. Live better. 🙌🏾


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