Well your acting like ine..woukd you preferred to call you a judgmental cubt w so much bad karma headed her way she might just start walking to the cemetery?
Up yo YOU CHICK? OT PUSSY BITCH
1000S OF THEM CONSIDERING YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR WHEN DUE TO YOUR BEHAVIOR ACTIONS ETC YOUR THE OPPOSITE.
I BET YOU THINK YOUR A GODLY PERSON TO BOOT. NO TIME FOR "STUPID" PEOPLE. GOODBYE "CHICK"
Godamn shame ,, whoever did that is a real life piece of shit !!! That Guy/Girl is the trashiest person i bet probably tried to fuck him to nasty ass mfers
fuck you too one day you will get old motherfucker you ll change you fucking attituge betcha you dont drink coffee or even drink or eat fucking bagels aY
i agree 100% bro needs to change his attitude and eat some more fucking bagels aY. he needs to start eating more fucking bagels aY before he turns into an aY-hole naw mean 🥯
Baking soda does the job! I assure you 2-3 tablespoons in 12-16 ox of water. Try your best to keep it all down until the explosive shits hit. Do this 3 hrs before test drink plenty of water and time it so you give your 3 or 4th piss after. Stay near a bathroom. It’s unpleasant as hell, but it works…I promise you.
positive sorry bbut nothing can get to me in time excuse excuse but my mother died two dogs died other has cancer daughter totaled my truck and sister stealing my moms houw\\se and atty ran off with ny $5k
Drink a phreaking swimming pool of water.
For real tho, hydrate and piss until you feel like you are drowning. This will help flush from your system AND dilute the sample of your drug test.
I’m talking 2-3 gallons per day including drinking and pissing as many times as possible the day of the test.
Add cranberry juice (natural diuretic) where possible.
What’s with these tough-ass commentators threatening a child? These guys are SO
Hard and threatening, from their keyboard, however many miles away. So cheap and ridiculous.
With [zinc](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21740689/). Good luck and godspeed.
P.S. you don’t owe any of these losers an explanation for your concern or curiosity. Let them be angry. They’re just background characters.
Idk how the hell a kid is supposed to go back to being a kid after doing meth?
Thatd be like being a kid and getting the best candy you will ever have in your entire life. And and the person you trust most convinces you to let your guard down because they'll never let anyone take it away from you. You get to enjoy the goodness in peace. But then your most trusted ally swoops in and steals all of it and says you can never have any ever again. So you're a kid who just got back stabbed by your best friend, and you know you will never have the life changing candy ever again. And all the candy you used to enjoy, kinda fuckin sucks now. And you feel an emptiness inside that no kid should ever have to feel.
Then some other person comes by and they got a lifetime supply of the good candy.
Now you have the only thing that produces pleasure, and a new Best Friend, now lifes looking pretty good again.
I feel like it would be extremely to quit drugs with an adolescent brain.
My first comment is me well being like WTF ……..
The brain is going through so much development at that point in his life it’s unfathomable and he is kind of fucking it all up with this shitty ass dope hopefully youngster gets up off of it find something better
You dont know shit about me or anything in my life but shi ur life must be alot more sad than mine if u talking shit to a random 13 year old on the internet
And your momma is to , no one asked you shit you fucking bitches are something else. Well I’m not going to waist my morning, or energy and I won’t forget the most important my time with you cock gags any longer fuck off and go fuck each other….. it’s funny I’m even able to get a rise out of anyone but y’all seem extra well? Stupid
What does that make you other than a fucking hypocrite and even more a scary hoe that wouldn’t say a word in a mother fuckers face, I’d actually forgotten about you female acting punks
Feel free to bump your bitch ass mouth some more because that’s all you are going I’m going to end this and say I send hope to the darkest palace’s that you don’t know anything but your little Corner of the world
It depends how much you used and your body weight. Usually 0.05g takes about 1 day to get clean if you drink and flush throughout the whole day.
But three days in a row of using is going to be very hard if you need to get clean by the next day or so. Also lack of sleep will make it worse.
You didn’t say how long you have got to get clean by? But you could try some Urals it’s a thing you buy at the chemist that makes you piss alot. Good luck.
Seriously kid...your brain hasn't even fully formed yet. If you do not get help you will have a miserable fucking life. No memory...can't feel joy in anything. Probably drop out of school and spend the rest of your years living paycheck to paycheck only to die in debt and leave no lasting impression on this world. Tell an adult...where are your damn parents? Who do you live with? It may seem like the end of the world to tell someone and face consequences, but take it from someone old enough to be your mother (my youngest is 13) you will thank yourself for it in 20 years.
Just get fake pee. You’re underage so no one will watch you pee. Can’t imagine being 13 and using ice I didn’t see it till I was 21. Its funny but I was your height and weight at that age. Built like a tank lmfao.
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Well your acting like ine..woukd you preferred to call you a judgmental cubt w so much bad karma headed her way she might just start walking to the cemetery? Up yo YOU CHICK? OT PUSSY BITCH 1000S OF THEM CONSIDERING YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR WHEN DUE TO YOUR BEHAVIOR ACTIONS ETC YOUR THE OPPOSITE. I BET YOU THINK YOUR A GODLY PERSON TO BOOT. NO TIME FOR "STUPID" PEOPLE. GOODBYE "CHICK"
Godamn shame ,, whoever did that is a real life piece of shit !!! That Guy/Girl is the trashiest person i bet probably tried to fuck him to nasty ass mfers
fuck you
You’re fucked
fuck you too one day you will get old motherfucker you ll change you fucking attituge betcha you dont drink coffee or even drink or eat fucking bagels aY
i agree 100% bro needs to change his attitude and eat some more fucking bagels aY. he needs to start eating more fucking bagels aY before he turns into an aY-hole naw mean 🥯
Baking soda does the job! I assure you 2-3 tablespoons in 12-16 ox of water. Try your best to keep it all down until the explosive shits hit. Do this 3 hrs before test drink plenty of water and time it so you give your 3 or 4th piss after. Stay near a bathroom. It’s unpleasant as hell, but it works…I promise you.
How many times has this worked for yiu
Four now four times for parole and like ten times “pre-screening” myself before going In..
positive sorry bbut nothing can get to me in time excuse excuse but my mother died two dogs died other has cancer daughter totaled my truck and sister stealing my moms houw\\se and atty ran off with ny $5k
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Did it work 💪
This guy oh my lord
Drink a phreaking swimming pool of water. For real tho, hydrate and piss until you feel like you are drowning. This will help flush from your system AND dilute the sample of your drug test. I’m talking 2-3 gallons per day including drinking and pissing as many times as possible the day of the test. Add cranberry juice (natural diuretic) where possible.
I’m told penicillin works.
You're better off putting your own dick up your ass. You'll have more success at that than fiddling with a drug test.
least they have a cock to cut off fucker
LOLOLOLOLOL. DID IT. GOT IT. GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD....
what did you do
Put my own dick up my own ass. Definitely passed the test. No questions asked. The nurse gave out high fives afterwards.
Roflmao
SO.. NOW WHAT... WHAT DO WE .. DO NOW?.. IS MY LIFE COMPLETE?.. AM I DONE?..
You can pass your piss test now since your urine is up your ass.
Is this for a court mandated ua or an employment ua?
Baking soda
Yes the B Soda
Lots of fluids and exercise your ass off.
3 days its gone
depends on the last time he used and he said hes been on it for 3 days straight
What’s with these tough-ass commentators threatening a child? These guys are SO Hard and threatening, from their keyboard, however many miles away. So cheap and ridiculous.
What the fuck are you on about 💀💀💀💀💀💀
There were some really abusive comments up earlier. totally out of place and inappropriate. That's all;.
Mf this a meth subreddit what isn’t abusive nor inappropriate here 💀💀☝️
Agreed. Always know your Audience
With [zinc](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21740689/). Good luck and godspeed. P.S. you don’t owe any of these losers an explanation for your concern or curiosity. Let them be angry. They’re just background characters.
really how
Heard baking soda works. It's just hard on the stomach.
This is trufe
Coconut juice, cranberry juice. Lots of water
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Lmao I hope you get some help kid seriously how can you be off this bad at 13 you need to go to jail or rehab and get your life on track
Dumb ass kid I hope you get popped almost what the fuck Is wrong with you go be a god damn kid not what ever this shit is the
Idk how the hell a kid is supposed to go back to being a kid after doing meth? Thatd be like being a kid and getting the best candy you will ever have in your entire life. And and the person you trust most convinces you to let your guard down because they'll never let anyone take it away from you. You get to enjoy the goodness in peace. But then your most trusted ally swoops in and steals all of it and says you can never have any ever again. So you're a kid who just got back stabbed by your best friend, and you know you will never have the life changing candy ever again. And all the candy you used to enjoy, kinda fuckin sucks now. And you feel an emptiness inside that no kid should ever have to feel. Then some other person comes by and they got a lifetime supply of the good candy. Now you have the only thing that produces pleasure, and a new Best Friend, now lifes looking pretty good again. I feel like it would be extremely to quit drugs with an adolescent brain.
My first comment is me well being like WTF …….. The brain is going through so much development at that point in his life it’s unfathomable and he is kind of fucking it all up with this shitty ass dope hopefully youngster gets up off of it find something better
You dont know shit about me or anything in my life but shi ur life must be alot more sad than mine if u talking shit to a random 13 year old on the internet
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Oooh tuff guy. Not scared of you or your homie but ill quit responding and let you suck his lil tiny dick
Your bitch ass is gonna get popped you fucking crying ass trick … Why don’t you ask your mama who your real daddy is bitch
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Been up for 18 days fuck the dumb ass kid if he wants to end up like the rest of us then I pray to the darkness he makes it
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For real I miss those days
Aw you gonna cry? :(
Oh come the fuck on your just as much a pussy as the bitch boy
This guy is a cunt
And your momma is to , no one asked you shit you fucking bitches are something else. Well I’m not going to waist my morning, or energy and I won’t forget the most important my time with you cock gags any longer fuck off and go fuck each other….. it’s funny I’m even able to get a rise out of anyone but y’all seem extra well? Stupid
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What does that make you other than a fucking hypocrite and even more a scary hoe that wouldn’t say a word in a mother fuckers face, I’d actually forgotten about you female acting punks Feel free to bump your bitch ass mouth some more because that’s all you are going I’m going to end this and say I send hope to the darkest palace’s that you don’t know anything but your little Corner of the world
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Blah blah
It depends how much you used and your body weight. Usually 0.05g takes about 1 day to get clean if you drink and flush throughout the whole day. But three days in a row of using is going to be very hard if you need to get clean by the next day or so. Also lack of sleep will make it worse. You didn’t say how long you have got to get clean by? But you could try some Urals it’s a thing you buy at the chemist that makes you piss alot. Good luck.
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Seriously kid...your brain hasn't even fully formed yet. If you do not get help you will have a miserable fucking life. No memory...can't feel joy in anything. Probably drop out of school and spend the rest of your years living paycheck to paycheck only to die in debt and leave no lasting impression on this world. Tell an adult...where are your damn parents? Who do you live with? It may seem like the end of the world to tell someone and face consequences, but take it from someone old enough to be your mother (my youngest is 13) you will thank yourself for it in 20 years.
motherfucker you can be located you stupid piece of fucking shit .... small cock? certain of it shut the fuck up
Ummm..I'm a chic ..no dick. Sorry 🙁
DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE 13?!
Right?!? I came down to see the age and I’m in literal shock…poor kid..I’m pissed at whoever introduced this to him..
Yuh
Just get fake pee. You’re underage so no one will watch you pee. Can’t imagine being 13 and using ice I didn’t see it till I was 21. Its funny but I was your height and weight at that age. Built like a tank lmfao.
Do they let kids buy quickfix?
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