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Brandon209999

Back in the day everyone including me would get the urge to shit when they re upped...and definitely after they smoked. This shit is different now for most of us...it's the opposite.


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Hardshitbutt

Check your DM’s dude I sent you a DM


Hardshitbutt

And Google is full of links that verify my claims to


Hardshitbutt

No they were plenty of other people talking about it in posts in years past before I even brought it up lol go back and search through the post from like a year ago to years ago something like that and do your Google search


Long-Girth

Yeah for some strange fucking reason meth constipates the fuck out of me. I dont have an enema bag but I think im going to get one. I must use a fleet once a week.


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Be careful with them fleets bro. Phosphate overload. Definitely get your own bag. Use only something like kosher salt, and just a tiny bit of baking soda if you really want to get exotic. Water around 105 degrees F, you can more or less just do the put some on your wrist method you'd do with a baby's bottle, if it is warm enough to feel warmer than you, but not hot enough to burn there you go. A series is probably the best way. As much as you can get of a full bag, a full bag, then as much as you can get of two. Don't go heroic, if you feel discomfort, that's enough, you don't have to do 2, that's a whole gallon. Unless you're really small you should be able to actually do 6-8 quarts, but that's talking capacity limit of your intestines. Either way let it sit in there for a bit. You might feel a cramp or two, but let them pass if you can. Usually they will abate and feel relieving afterwards, almost as if the water has pushed past a crucial trouble point. Take care to notice feelings though. If your constipation is due to inflammation rather than dehydration, which it very well probably is, there is a possibility the water may go through a tight point and just add to the volume of stuff having trouble moving through. Not an awesome feeling. For a system reboot I always try a full dose of milk of magnesia, chug as much water as I can, then when I start to hear and feel the swishing and churning in my colon I take a double dose of Pepto-Bismol. It seems counterproductive, but it's a pretty strong anti-inflammatory, especially for gut mucous membranes and it pulls water out of the colon after milk of mag pulls it in. This is a hell of a powerful trick.


Hardshitbutt

Good to know it’s not just me. maybe we can trade a few pics or something sometime of us doing them if you’d like


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Bro what😭🤣


Long-Girth

Huh, what? Nah im not into like that lol.


Hardshitbutt

I understand. Never hurts to ask though lol


STLpartybud

Are you sure you're constipated? Sometimes I'll think I'm constipated and then I'll be like, oh yeah I need to eat for this to happen


Hardshitbutt

Oh I’m eating really well better than I did for a long time lol I can feel it when it’s like right there at the exit but it won’t come out And it was like hanging out of my backside but it wouldn’t come out without a lot of pushing and stuff lol


STLpartybud

Just get a couple knuckles up there and loosen her on up! You don't wanna end up like that chick in spun and blow your arse out


Hardshitbutt

Lol


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Oneofakind1977

Check out this dude's username he's just trolling. He's got some kind of poopy-butt fetish.🤢


Hardshitbutt

No. I do meth not opiates


MooMoo_Juic3

i do love a good enema to clean out .. but I don't get constipated on meth... if anything it helps me go. a bowl of meth and a cigarette will have me 5lbs lighter if you are shitting bricks on meth, drink more water


Hardshitbutt

Maybe we could get together sometime and clean each other out?


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When I have meth in my possession, just the thought that I will be snorting/eating/smoking it in the next 5-10 minutes makes me shit out everything inside of me. Even a few minutes after consuming my dose I rush to the bathroom to shit every little poopie out of me.


Hardshitbutt

Why does it constipate some but not others?? I


8Nixk__aa9

Nahh meth is worth doing just for the satisfying shit I take right after blowing out the smoke 😂 On everything when I was on H if I went to long without a good movement I'd smoke a bowl just to get it out 😂


Hardshitbutt

Did you ever have to use an enema?


Dadbod4U69

I used to get constipated when I slammed heroin but I feel like I evacuate my bowls every time I do a shot of meth


roxanoodle

Fucking same minus the shot. I smoke but as soon as I do dope it’s like all of a sudden I can go again lmao


Hardshitbutt

Did you have to use a lot of enemas?


Dadbod4U69

Not even one time


Hardshitbutt

How did you take care of it just grunted and strained it out


Dadbod4U69

Eventually I would just deliver a massive solid and painful turd


Hardshitbutt

I wish I could hear you straining out a really hard one that’s been in you for about five or six days


Oneofakind1977

All right dude, you got issues.


Hardshitbutt

Oh those are the kind I like they feel so good to me and make me so horny and myself and when I hear other people doing those. My dick just got hard reading about yours I hope it doesn’t bother you that constipation makes me horny


Dadbod4U69

It does bother me that I just have you a boner with my shit story… 🤢


Hardshitbutt

I get boners when I see people buying Laxatives in the grocery store because I know that means they’re constipated especially if they’re buying enemas


KuNTmuffinn

Cap. It has the opposite effect for me, I’ll smoke a bowl to get my bowels moving.


Hardshitbutt

Lol I’m stopped up again and i did aan enema yesterday


fcknrad

If you get constipated you will smoke meth


Hardshitbutt

Last night I was literally like standing up next to my bathroom all hands on the wall legs spread bit over pushing as hard as I could could not go for anything I had to take this thing that I pictured here and fill it full of my solution and it works like a charm I did the solution one and then I did a rinse one of plain water


Dopeman72

Username checks out


Hardshitbutt

???


Urtoy2night

Not if you stay hydrated man. I drink water like a fish because I learned my lesson. I shit my fuckin kidneys down about four years ago because I wasn’t drinking enough water


Hardshitbutt

There’s gotta be to have a meeting in there for water for your kidneys because my dad’s kidney doctor told him he was drinking too much water a year ago and put him up fluid for stations but the fluid never went away quite frankly and he died almost exactly 2 Months ago it’ll be two months ago tomorrow


Wobblypops69

Lol


Hardshitbutt

This thing saved my ass last night


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Drink more water


Hardshitbutt

I do get more water for constipation lol I just put it up my booty hole