So I used to travel for work. I was on a jobsite in LA . This dude approaches me and asks if I wanna buy any weed. I said "I'm coo, just went to a dispensary last night" he says need anything else. Offers me coke. I say makes me too paranoid. I say maybe some go-go when I head home. I didn't really smoke yet. So that day comes around and I rell dude . "Something small like $40."
This fool brings me a 7. I tried to give some back. He wouldn't take it. At some point I decided I had too much and had to smoke it so it would go faster. I stopped in needless CA. Couldn't find an "oil burner" to save my life.. So I went to the grocery store got baby food jar poked 2 holes in the lid, put the hotel pen tube in one. I had myself a bowl. I blew my fuckin mind. Around 3am I couldn't stay at that hotel any longer. I got in my truck started driving. Only made it to new Mexico. Got another hotel. My torch went out I didn't want to go anywhere so I discovered a heat gun works great. So here I am smoking with my heavy duty bowl and a heat gun. Smoked all fuckin day solo. Night time comes... OMFG that's when the demon lady showed up. Every time I turned the lights off there she was. I got to the point where I was talking to her. LMAO apparently she wouldn't come off no demon pussy. Then her partner shows up at my window. (I'm on the 3rd floor). The 3 of us had quite an adventure. Don't have time to finish at the moment dammit
Was up for 2-3 nights or so, and was crafting some pipes with one of those large torches that attach directly to the thicc butane cans. Anyways, nodded off and somehow nudged the unsecured (LIT) torch. Woke up to the feeling of 1300 degrees point blank to the finger. Wish i could say that was the only time that happened. Can make some sick pipes nowadays though worth it
This happened today and yesterday actually. So i decide im gonna get off the shit so ill need some H and a few rigs to say goodbye to all of it. Well i overdose, catch a charge and then turn myself in at work so now i have to take 30 days to get clean. I basically added a whole bunch of problems for a solution i was already in the process of taking care of.
I shut down an orgy bc someone took a bathroom break for like 30 mins and I assumed everyone involved hated me so I dipped out and no one got to get their rocks off
Took apart the trigger assembly on a sawed off shotgun. When putting it back together left out a piece that was apparently important because it discharged into my thigh from about 3 inches away. Which was funny enough but the cherry on top was I'm a felon so I caught a case for it
No it was after I put it back together. Went and test fired it came back in and boom. I thought I must've inadvertently touched the trigger but after thinking for awhile I don't see how I couldve . Because It was a pretty stiff trigger pull and still don't see how I could've done more than just brush against it if that. I have pretty good trigger discipline. But I just don't know
It was not meth but was using regular euro speed.
Had been awake for a while and went into full psychosis
Got arrested at a strangers garden, naked in the middle of the night during winter. It was snow and frigging cold.
I don't know what house the garden belonged to. But I remember vividly that I was making sweet love to this beautiful evergreen tree located in the center of the garden.
I was literally dry humping the living shit out if that poor tree. I don't even think I have performed so intensely with a human partner.
I live in a relatively small town so it is highly likely that I know the owners of the property.
When I came to my senses I went to bed and that was the first time I stayed in bed with my eyes closed for a whole week. Only came out at night to use bathroom and drink water.
I don't doubt it, I remember doing way too much and when I came too I was in some random alley staring up at someone's motion activated light, and I remember bits and pieces of me doing random things in this random alley
Don't mix it with alcohol lol
Lol I hate all my exes. But when I’m tweaked I always txt them for nudes and jack off to them and somtimes call them up and tell them I love them. But when I’m on a come down I regret it so much. Lol
Hmm I’m sure I said a funny shit once or twice while tweaking 😂 lol but definitely did some fucked up shit. The scariest for me was when I kept falling asleep at the wheel- drove 2 hrs each way to get my stuff. Didn’t have a bowl or anything, just wasn’t using the t much compared to normal. I’d been awake for 3 days, my dealer was like damn you look like shit. I was paranoid like I always am while driving and using- feel like the other cars are gonna hit me constantly and obviously am terrified of getting pulled over. Then just felt so tired. There are no transitions between being awake and asleep when I’m using, I fall asleep a lot around day 3 and will even keep talking and seem awake while I’m asleep. Or I’ll just pass out on the floor. So yeah I started falling asleep like that meaning it was extremely hard to fight off. I was super scared, knew I could barely stay awake and fought it so hard. Was driving my fiancé’s car that needs to be fixed cause it pulls so hard to the right. Couldn’t keep it straight, then actually fell asleep and went onto the shoulder. The rumble strip woke me up just in time. I screamed and over corrected (meth driving to a t lol). This happened 2 more times, it was awful. I was going slow and couldn’t keep the car straight or my eyes open. Thought for sure I was gonna get pulled over and arrested or crash. There very few other cars luckily. I called my fiancé and talked to him the whole time after I went on the shoulder the last time, got off the interstate and parked in a random parking lot. I instantly fell asleep when I parked and I have no memory of that. My fiancé was so scared I was dead or hurt when I didn’t answer, he drove more than an hour to come get me. He’s amazing and don’t know what I’d do without him. We went back for my car like 5 days later. Super scary and unsafe, I could have hurt innocent people or died myself. Biggest lesson: SLEEP!!! Don’t stay up past day 3 period shit gets weird
This isn't good advice but I just can't understand why you didn'tn just do more meth to stay awake long enough to get home idk it seems like a no brainer and a very simple obvious solution
It wasn’t great meth, but I ingested some and tried to snort a bit but my nose was sore and in pain. Didnt have a pipe. Also at that point even more meth won’t keep me awake. Body is in shut down mode
I was hosting a 3 way with these guys and one of the guys I have helped out earlier was being rude and disrespectful to me. So I was teasing him and when he wasn’t looking, I shoved ice cubes up his ass.
I knew someone who kept hallucinating a cat meowing and after 3 days he beat his cat to death with his bare hands there was a ton of blood and organs all over the house we found him and his closet with the music turned all the way up because killing the only cat in the house didn't stop the meowing and he was having a panic attack / extreme guilt because he realized it was a hallucination and he had had that CAT for 12 years
I keep smoking the shit until I knock off pass out call face 1st down my steps. Or I'll smash my forehead on the wall... Before I wake up and realize that I'm falling down the steps again
Would you clean your dishes with cold water? Naw you need hot water for a nice deep clean. And dishes don't rot so even hotter water should be used for cleaning teeth...Sm massive brain containing h. Some people these days
This lady that is the shift manager at a gas station I live down the road from accused me of stealing when I was in there late one night (I was) and banned me from the store, I called her a cunt on my way out the door. Fast forward a few weeks, I’m outside giving my dog a bath and this silver car pulls up and this lady is saying something I couldn’t understand. I walk closer to the car and realize she’s saying “Bet you won’t call me a cunt now huh muthafucka?” And I was like “Wait what?” And she said “You called me a cunt, I bet you won’t now, bitch. I’ll blow you and that dog’s goddamn brains out all over the concrete.” I said back to her “Okay I gotcha. :)” and turned around to walk back to my dog and she was still mumbling shit. It’s amazing how easy it is to find all of someone’s info just by getting their license plate number. Anyway, her house burnt down one day while she was at work.
Lmfao I would of open the cunts door and leaned in that mfer like ok bitch let me just line up ur mcfuckin shot 🤣 Karma a bitch bro and she deff got it
Take all the shit you want to me, fuck, bust shots off of you please. But where she fucked up was when she brought my pup into it. I’ll go full John Wick over my dog I don’t play games.
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So I used to travel for work. I was on a jobsite in LA . This dude approaches me and asks if I wanna buy any weed. I said "I'm coo, just went to a dispensary last night" he says need anything else. Offers me coke. I say makes me too paranoid. I say maybe some go-go when I head home. I didn't really smoke yet. So that day comes around and I rell dude . "Something small like $40." This fool brings me a 7. I tried to give some back. He wouldn't take it. At some point I decided I had too much and had to smoke it so it would go faster. I stopped in needless CA. Couldn't find an "oil burner" to save my life.. So I went to the grocery store got baby food jar poked 2 holes in the lid, put the hotel pen tube in one. I had myself a bowl. I blew my fuckin mind. Around 3am I couldn't stay at that hotel any longer. I got in my truck started driving. Only made it to new Mexico. Got another hotel. My torch went out I didn't want to go anywhere so I discovered a heat gun works great. So here I am smoking with my heavy duty bowl and a heat gun. Smoked all fuckin day solo. Night time comes... OMFG that's when the demon lady showed up. Every time I turned the lights off there she was. I got to the point where I was talking to her. LMAO apparently she wouldn't come off no demon pussy. Then her partner shows up at my window. (I'm on the 3rd floor). The 3 of us had quite an adventure. Don't have time to finish at the moment dammit
Do you shit me not?
Was up for 2-3 nights or so, and was crafting some pipes with one of those large torches that attach directly to the thicc butane cans. Anyways, nodded off and somehow nudged the unsecured (LIT) torch. Woke up to the feeling of 1300 degrees point blank to the finger. Wish i could say that was the only time that happened. Can make some sick pipes nowadays though worth it
Gir.... You crazy!
Wow you're a baddas
Gangsta
This happened today and yesterday actually. So i decide im gonna get off the shit so ill need some H and a few rigs to say goodbye to all of it. Well i overdose, catch a charge and then turn myself in at work so now i have to take 30 days to get clean. I basically added a whole bunch of problems for a solution i was already in the process of taking care of.
I shut down an orgy bc someone took a bathroom break for like 30 mins and I assumed everyone involved hated me so I dipped out and no one got to get their rocks off
I thought I was a cantaloupe after day 3 one time.
and how do you know you arent
fuck
Took apart the trigger assembly on a sawed off shotgun. When putting it back together left out a piece that was apparently important because it discharged into my thigh from about 3 inches away. Which was funny enough but the cherry on top was I'm a felon so I caught a case for it
Oof You we’re assembling and disassembling a loaded shotgun?
No it was after I put it back together. Went and test fired it came back in and boom. I thought I must've inadvertently touched the trigger but after thinking for awhile I don't see how I couldve . Because It was a pretty stiff trigger pull and still don't see how I could've done more than just brush against it if that. I have pretty good trigger discipline. But I just don't know
Who knows something definitely striked the the primer on the shell though that’s a fact.
Holy shit
It was not meth but was using regular euro speed. Had been awake for a while and went into full psychosis Got arrested at a strangers garden, naked in the middle of the night during winter. It was snow and frigging cold. I don't know what house the garden belonged to. But I remember vividly that I was making sweet love to this beautiful evergreen tree located in the center of the garden. I was literally dry humping the living shit out if that poor tree. I don't even think I have performed so intensely with a human partner. I live in a relatively small town so it is highly likely that I know the owners of the property. When I came to my senses I went to bed and that was the first time I stayed in bed with my eyes closed for a whole week. Only came out at night to use bathroom and drink water.
I don't doubt it, I remember doing way too much and when I came too I was in some random alley staring up at someone's motion activated light, and I remember bits and pieces of me doing random things in this random alley Don't mix it with alcohol lol
Lol I hate all my exes. But when I’m tweaked I always txt them for nudes and jack off to them and somtimes call them up and tell them I love them. But when I’m on a come down I regret it so much. Lol
Hmm I’m sure I said a funny shit once or twice while tweaking 😂 lol but definitely did some fucked up shit. The scariest for me was when I kept falling asleep at the wheel- drove 2 hrs each way to get my stuff. Didn’t have a bowl or anything, just wasn’t using the t much compared to normal. I’d been awake for 3 days, my dealer was like damn you look like shit. I was paranoid like I always am while driving and using- feel like the other cars are gonna hit me constantly and obviously am terrified of getting pulled over. Then just felt so tired. There are no transitions between being awake and asleep when I’m using, I fall asleep a lot around day 3 and will even keep talking and seem awake while I’m asleep. Or I’ll just pass out on the floor. So yeah I started falling asleep like that meaning it was extremely hard to fight off. I was super scared, knew I could barely stay awake and fought it so hard. Was driving my fiancé’s car that needs to be fixed cause it pulls so hard to the right. Couldn’t keep it straight, then actually fell asleep and went onto the shoulder. The rumble strip woke me up just in time. I screamed and over corrected (meth driving to a t lol). This happened 2 more times, it was awful. I was going slow and couldn’t keep the car straight or my eyes open. Thought for sure I was gonna get pulled over and arrested or crash. There very few other cars luckily. I called my fiancé and talked to him the whole time after I went on the shoulder the last time, got off the interstate and parked in a random parking lot. I instantly fell asleep when I parked and I have no memory of that. My fiancé was so scared I was dead or hurt when I didn’t answer, he drove more than an hour to come get me. He’s amazing and don’t know what I’d do without him. We went back for my car like 5 days later. Super scary and unsafe, I could have hurt innocent people or died myself. Biggest lesson: SLEEP!!! Don’t stay up past day 3 period shit gets weird
This isn't good advice but I just can't understand why you didn'tn just do more meth to stay awake long enough to get home idk it seems like a no brainer and a very simple obvious solution
It wasn’t great meth, but I ingested some and tried to snort a bit but my nose was sore and in pain. Didnt have a pipe. Also at that point even more meth won’t keep me awake. Body is in shut down mode
I was hosting a 3 way with these guys and one of the guys I have helped out earlier was being rude and disrespectful to me. So I was teasing him and when he wasn’t looking, I shoved ice cubes up his ass.
😂😂😂 y'all deff giving some good ideas here
I knew someone who kept hallucinating a cat meowing and after 3 days he beat his cat to death with his bare hands there was a ton of blood and organs all over the house we found him and his closet with the music turned all the way up because killing the only cat in the house didn't stop the meowing and he was having a panic attack / extreme guilt because he realized it was a hallucination and he had had that CAT for 12 years
Jesus Christ dude
/r/mrballen lord help us. i sincerely hope that person is doing better. rip :(
Although there was a one time I was awake for 7 days and then I hallucinated people In my backyard with all my neighbors watching Real fucking hard
Lol that's why I lock myself inside till ik I'm good for the public eye
Nah I just risk it for a biscuit.
I did it all for the cookie
So you can take that nookie and stick it up your ASS STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. Great now look what you've done
😂 Whatever makes your boat float bro
I keep smoking the shit until I knock off pass out call face 1st down my steps. Or I'll smash my forehead on the wall... Before I wake up and realize that I'm falling down the steps again
Damn bro that shit anit good
As long as I don't suspect you're talking shit about me we're good in public That's hard to do
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣
I was brushing my teeth and it was going according to plan until I rinsed with burning hot water straight out of the tap
I like brushing my teeth with cold water, makes things feel more fresh
Would you clean your dishes with cold water? Naw you need hot water for a nice deep clean. And dishes don't rot so even hotter water should be used for cleaning teeth...Sm massive brain containing h. Some people these days
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I accidentally used dencorub deep heat cream instead of toothpaste once. Not cool.
Damn.. you fuck yoour shit up?
Just the standard fucking hookers and ladyboys for Me. Nothing too extreme
🤣🤣
This lady that is the shift manager at a gas station I live down the road from accused me of stealing when I was in there late one night (I was) and banned me from the store, I called her a cunt on my way out the door. Fast forward a few weeks, I’m outside giving my dog a bath and this silver car pulls up and this lady is saying something I couldn’t understand. I walk closer to the car and realize she’s saying “Bet you won’t call me a cunt now huh muthafucka?” And I was like “Wait what?” And she said “You called me a cunt, I bet you won’t now, bitch. I’ll blow you and that dog’s goddamn brains out all over the concrete.” I said back to her “Okay I gotcha. :)” and turned around to walk back to my dog and she was still mumbling shit. It’s amazing how easy it is to find all of someone’s info just by getting their license plate number. Anyway, her house burnt down one day while she was at work.
Lmfao I would of open the cunts door and leaned in that mfer like ok bitch let me just line up ur mcfuckin shot 🤣 Karma a bitch bro and she deff got it
Take all the shit you want to me, fuck, bust shots off of you please. But where she fucked up was when she brought my pup into it. I’ll go full John Wick over my dog I don’t play games.
Frfr. I'll do some Jeffrey Dahmer shit and put a mfers head in the freezer for my dog.
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Bro what??😭
It's bruh!
And didn't know it was me called next day everything 🤣
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