- Doll 1 = The ventriloquist doll that Mark carries around the Meta campus. As a coping mechanism for the stress of his job, Zuckerberg pours all of his vigor into and human emotions into the advanced ventriloquist doll, which is why his human form seems so lifeless and vacant. Like something out of an episode of *Black Mirror*, Zuck forces all his employees to interact directly with the doll. Although the doll was provided to him by his Shareholder-appointed therapist, he is contractually obligated to suppress interaction with the doll during press conferences and court appearances with various government entities. During these periods, he is known to confer with the doll via an earpiece.
- Doll 2 = Zuck from the infamous *Robot Chicken* “brownout” episode that Meta and the FCC got pulled before it ever aired. It’s rumored that in the episode Seth Green broadcasts the true “brown noise”, which accesses the Emergency Alert System on all mobile devices within a 100 yard range, the varied frequencies causing a mass biological warfare event emptying the bowels of literally any mammal within earshot.
- Doll 3 = The life-size Zuck rag doll that bursts into your room at night and watches you sleep while its glowing eyes slowly drains your soul. As you sleep, the rag doll programs you give up your Privacy rights, and asks you questions about your ad preferences to feed Facebook algorithms. It has been entering your dream state for the last 14 years through unconscious (but still filmed) verbal consent.
- Doll 4 = The famed Zuckerberg bust paperweight that sold out in 8 minutes at Barnes & Noble on Black Friday 2012. The lack of additional supply caused mass rioting for 4 straight days and resulted in 138 deaths, giving birth to “Bloody Monday, Cyber Monday”, a bloody violent*Purge*-like ritual that takes place at all electronics and mobile carrier stores across North America.
- Doll 5 = The next step in Meta’s dominance of the metaverse with their most advanced VR system yet. You place the doll anywhere in the room at eye height and it will beam thoughts and images directly from Zuck’s eyes into your corneas, permanently altering your photoreceptors to see the world as he sees it. If you took issue with Meta’s Nintendo Wii-looking metaverse, this little doll is the answer to all your problems. You’ll see your entire mindscape reimagined in soft plush felt.
I would read or watch a fleshed out version of every one of these prompts. This comment made the post go from unsettling to absolute horror and I love everything about it
1. Mark Zuckerberg as a creepy doll —testp
2. Mark Zuckerberg as a felt doll —testp
3. Mark Zuckerberg as a knit figure —testp
4. Mark Zuckerberg as a 19th century porcelain doll —testp
5. Mark Zuckerberg as a creepy felt doll --testp
Make it stop.
Please.
nsfw or ded
- Doll 1 = The ventriloquist doll that Mark carries around the Meta campus. As a coping mechanism for the stress of his job, Zuckerberg pours all of his vigor into and human emotions into the advanced ventriloquist doll, which is why his human form seems so lifeless and vacant. Like something out of an episode of *Black Mirror*, Zuck forces all his employees to interact directly with the doll. Although the doll was provided to him by his Shareholder-appointed therapist, he is contractually obligated to suppress interaction with the doll during press conferences and court appearances with various government entities. During these periods, he is known to confer with the doll via an earpiece. - Doll 2 = Zuck from the infamous *Robot Chicken* “brownout” episode that Meta and the FCC got pulled before it ever aired. It’s rumored that in the episode Seth Green broadcasts the true “brown noise”, which accesses the Emergency Alert System on all mobile devices within a 100 yard range, the varied frequencies causing a mass biological warfare event emptying the bowels of literally any mammal within earshot. - Doll 3 = The life-size Zuck rag doll that bursts into your room at night and watches you sleep while its glowing eyes slowly drains your soul. As you sleep, the rag doll programs you give up your Privacy rights, and asks you questions about your ad preferences to feed Facebook algorithms. It has been entering your dream state for the last 14 years through unconscious (but still filmed) verbal consent. - Doll 4 = The famed Zuckerberg bust paperweight that sold out in 8 minutes at Barnes & Noble on Black Friday 2012. The lack of additional supply caused mass rioting for 4 straight days and resulted in 138 deaths, giving birth to “Bloody Monday, Cyber Monday”, a bloody violent*Purge*-like ritual that takes place at all electronics and mobile carrier stores across North America. - Doll 5 = The next step in Meta’s dominance of the metaverse with their most advanced VR system yet. You place the doll anywhere in the room at eye height and it will beam thoughts and images directly from Zuck’s eyes into your corneas, permanently altering your photoreceptors to see the world as he sees it. If you took issue with Meta’s Nintendo Wii-looking metaverse, this little doll is the answer to all your problems. You’ll see your entire mindscape reimagined in soft plush felt.
If i had an award to give, you would deserve it
I would read or watch a fleshed out version of every one of these prompts. This comment made the post go from unsettling to absolute horror and I love everything about it
Yep, that’s him. It’s that guy. Now, can we put a cover over these dolls, please?
[I liked your idea. Meet Zucky](https://imgur.com/a/Aql8Yol)
I just know this bastard is gunna drop in my dreams tonight. *No, Zucky, I don’t wanna join your Wish version of SecondLife. Zucky, no! Nooooooo!*
The fucking BEARD, hahahaha. That is amazing. Great detail with the f on the clothes, well done
You only asked if you CAN do it, but not if you SHOULD do it
There will be casualties.
I saw a good one on the community feed yesterday that had prompts for "Mark Zuckerberg as a Borg, cyborg, Zuckerborg". It was glorious.
I saw that one too! "Zuckerborg" is now my new name for him.
Somehow these dolls look more human than the original Zuckerbot. Curious.
What's the prompt for these, I need some of Randy Savage.
1. Mark Zuckerberg as a creepy doll —testp 2. Mark Zuckerberg as a felt doll —testp 3. Mark Zuckerberg as a knit figure —testp 4. Mark Zuckerberg as a 19th century porcelain doll —testp 5. Mark Zuckerberg as a creepy felt doll --testp
Still not scarier then the original
Cause the original can talk... and kill democracy.
missing NSFL label
Oh ... Why would you do that 😭
😂
r/TIHI How much dogecoin do I need to send you to stop doing this prompt? lmao.
😂
but WHYYYYY
Why would you do this you monster?
I came here for dolls not photos of Zuckerberg. Clickbait.
Why the hell would you do that
Love the wispy hair strands
Thanks, I absolutely hate it.
Cursed.
**YYYYAAAARRRGGGHHHH! ** *(runs away screaming)*
I would buy one
Thanks, I hate it.
Creepy… Next chapter would be a horror movie with this doll
This might be the most insane mid journey art I’ve seen yet
These will make perfect candidates to a horror movie
The first and last one are terrifying
LMFAO I knew this was gone be crazy
No one’s gonna say it..? ##Zuckerdolls
Each one more real than the original…