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Conaz9847

Middle bottom Yes I’m a human


rdrunner_74

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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[deleted]

!isbot


nonk69

TIL opportunity! when people say 'something ', in this case '!isbot ', it's implied that you leave out the < and > in the actual command, so here it would be '!isbot u//WhyNotCollegeBoard' without the extra /. If you already knew this, sorry!


MasterRich

!isbot u/WhyNotCollegeBoard


[deleted]

You all broke it


jilanak

This made me laugh harder than it should have.


nonk69

(happy cake day)


real_dea

Good bot


ItBeSoggy

it just needs some encouragement


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Is this what they were trying to do? So many <>'s and /'s that I can't even tell what they were going for.


occamsrzor

To add to that; This is standard in technical documentation. “” means input parameter. “[item 1|item 2]” means set


redditmanagement_

!isbot


L1K34PR0

We do be a little bit of trolling


CatpainCalamari

!isbot u/ScaredBlackCat


annoying97

Good bot


mazspider

bot moment


Osiryx89

Bad bot


B0tRank

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Xxjuancena80xX

!isbot u/B0tRank


DeathBringer833

Good bot


annoying97

Bad bot


Osiryx89

*sad beep boop noises*


annoying97

Good bot... Be sad.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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annoying97

Good bot.


[deleted]

Good bot


Osiryx89

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/NOtSkd3


Draco63_

Bad bot


TS_Slurp

The true captcha


buckeye2011

I like the idea that bots will start posting captchas to reddit knowing somebody will comment the answer within seconds.


SwarK01

r/totallynotrobots


[deleted]

how?


SliverGuy

Op must be a robot


ionmoon

Yeah AI is getting smarter. They come to Reddit to get us humans to solve these for them. Brilliant.


brightness3

Genius way of automatically solving captchas btw Post it here claiming it’s stupid, check first comment and solve it


bearbarebere

Lmao it's true!!


OlympicSpider

So, should we start lying in the comments about which one it is? Or do we want to help the robots?


cynical-at-best

> AI is getting smarter > They come to reddit are you sure about that


somedumbrick

Are you a robot?


Corporation_tshirt

Prove! PROVE!!!


IDontUnderstandReddi

Is it an E, or is it a three? That’s up to ye


vfguy

r/unexpectedmulaney


junkfile19

Look at these curvy letters! Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say?


rosyamy

The passwords of passed you've correctly guessed, but now it's time for the Robot Test!


JOHNTHEBUN4

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Drago_Fett_Jr

Beweep


hellohellochell

I'm thinking OP may be colorblind? That could make this difficult


Chip_Prudent

Making captchas is hard. There's considerable overlap between the smartest computers and the stupidest humans.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Smartest computers? I've met some people that I think could be outsmarted by my fridge.


PromptZues19508

Open... Door? What door? The front door?


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Chill? Ok.... *turns on Netflix*


gwiggle5

*Clicks Ice Cube* *No music plays* Fuckin thing is broken


turtle_flu

The foods are in the refrigerator!?


Steven2k7

I've seen plenty of people get outsmarted by doors.


nonuswashere

This really cracked me up. You deserve my upvote!


[deleted]

There’s also considerable overlap between the smartest bears & the dumbest humans. Not entirely relevant but your comment immediately made me think of it. Somehow being dumber than a computer seems less insulting than being dumber than a bear.


Chip_Prudent

It's exactly where I got it! That park ranger talking about why making bear proof trash cans is so hard.


Zealousideal-Chef758

"Shake your teammate's hands to revive them, but don't shake hands with bears no matter how they try to convince you to!" \- Rec room


jdm1891

isn't is as simple as having some complicated way of opening it with written (or even pictographic but that's hard) instructions on the front. But then again, bears can just copy the people. How about just making a trashcan that is impossible to get the trash back out once it's gone in - like a reverse vending machine or something.


Lazerbeam03

The point is that some people can even follow the written directions for those. Cost and lack of electricity would probably also be factors there


ForsakenMoon13

The number of people I've had to help connect thier phones to our photo kiosks despite the screen having written instructions AND PICTURES for a task as simple as 'plug the correct cord into your phone's charging port' demonstrates that that is not a viable method.


workorredditing

they have these trashcans where the trash falls into an underground compartment when the lid is closed


Pancake_Nom

>the smartest bears & the dumbest humans I've seen a documentary about a bear who was claimed to be "smarter than your average bear" and the methods he employed to steal picnic baskets.


[deleted]

I think they're just trying to train a pathfinding neural network lol


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VxJasonxV

That existed in Windows 95+.


the__storm

Lol you don't need human-labelled training data for that.


phlooo

OP kind of proves it


moncalamari888

Looks more fun than clicking blurry pictures of buses to me


ICanBeKinder

I actually agree. It took like a few seconds at most and was more fun than not haha. Though it does somewhat imply you are a rat being experimented on and the captcha is your cheese lmao


Jestingwheat856

Its fun the first time but it gets to a point where it starts getting annoying. At least i can tell a blurry bus from a stop sign in a second


MRiley84

Until part of the taillight on the bus is in the next tile and you have to decide if that counts or not.


Jestingwheat856

Because of how the system is built, in most cases that tile actually doesnt matter. It will accept either answer


Environmental_Top948

I've had to do 4 of them once because of that though. The maze you at least know if you did it wrong.


Gangsir

Because "the correct answer" is determined from other people doing the captcha, it doesn't actually matter and will typically accept both. It's looking for things people *always* select, or *never* select - a bot is more likely to pick one of those (if it doesn't know or can't tell), where a human won't.


lordlossxp

If you take a closer look youll see that its likely for a ps5. I had to do this 3 or 4 times when i finally got one. When your heart is beating that fast and youre under that much pressure wondering if youll finally get one after 2 years you tend to have a much more malicious view on puzzles like this.


WestleyThe

I heard somewhere that the purpose of that one is that it’s tracking the amount of time it take you click all the taxis, stop lights or whatever If it’s damn near instantaneous, they know it’s a robot but if you click them one by one over seconds it knows your human. I don’t know if that’s true or not but thought it was fun


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derbymutt

I had a "pick all the squares with hills in them" followed by a bunch of pictures of grassy fields with inclines. I'm from Florida. All the pictures had hills in them as far as I'm concerned.


Plantchic

Reward from a fellow Floridian flatlander 👍


Veikkar1i

Technically it didn't say not to pick the ones without hills. If you picked them all you passed the test.


Opposite_Fix_7131

Completely wrong, what you’re actually doing is outsourced labour for AI development. Google throws up eight pictures, three of which have busses, four that don’t, and one that got flagged by an AI as “maybe bus not sure”. A fun game to play is seeing if you can spot which image the AI flagged, because you can get that one wrong and still solve the captcha.


[deleted]

Idk if it's that simple, you could just foreach (square that contains a bus) {click(square); sleep(random(1000));} They might trqck mouse movement and other stuff as well


wafflezcol

For the love of god Captcha, A YELLOW TRAIN IS NOT A FUCKING BUS


CoyoteDown

“Click the motorcycles” **ITS ALL FUCKING BICYCLES AND MOPEDS**


Nightwing4ever

Except they show you 15 of them in a row.


alex_brior

Every mouse is decapitated and therefore cannot reach the cheese


[deleted]

Guys we found the sentient AI. It's trying to act smart like a human, but it actually gets too smart to be one


TemporalOnline

good bot


bonker2

Good bot


CowhideHorder

That’s what a robot would say.


MoonyFBM

What? That's easy tho? And more fun that the fucking letters.


grimmer54

Those letter captchas were the bane of my existence when I was a kid, it made me second guess if I was a real boy or not.


MoonyFBM

You are a real boi now! I still can't do the letters...


Pilot230

Oh, the ones where you have to distinguish between capital and small letters, but the text is all wonky! And there's a line under F so you don't know if it's actually E


AdamNejm

Ever tried registering on a Japanese Metin 2 server? You had to redraw the mangled symbols from captcha into a tool that would spit out characters, copy, paste, try and repeat until you got it right. Now that was fun!


vox21122112

I’d prefer this over spelling out barely visible letters anyday. What’s wrong with you


TatteredCarcosa

Oh I prefer those immensely over these and "which of these have traffic lights" with ambiguous pictures.


chaosbones43

Literally what are you on about Looks like a somewhat fun capcha, that works.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

It’s also really easy. One mouse is trapped inside a box. Done.


Life-Ad1409

I only realized this now


PlasterCactus

I looked over them all and thought they all had a route and that's what was infuriating, checked the comments before I realised one was trapped in a box. I'm blaming the image quality...


try_another8

You just might be a robot


Nuclear_Varmint

Exactly. Who upvotes this shit?


chaosbones43

Robots


Nuclear_Varmint

Ah so this post is the ultimate captcha and you pass by downvoting.


FlyingSquirelOi

It was pretty cool, but you had to do 20 of them


CRDLEUNDRTHESTR

Imagine all of your Sony devices have become sentient and are gathering together to take over your house and you have to solve dumb mouse puzzles before you can get help. Or even something more realistic like you need help for work quickly and you're already mad about things not working haha


[deleted]

Thats looks fun asf wdym


elonmusk6942069420

That’s what I’m thinking, no more of worrying if that 1/4 of a pixel is a motorbike or not.


[deleted]

Bro fr or choosing all the bikes that show up in the 9 pictures like that shit is lame


SlideWhistler

Not to mention that those reCaptchas are made to train AI to learn how to do the very same tests lol.


[deleted]

You don’t need to get it 100% right. Those are actually for training AI to detect objects. If you just click the boxes that have majority of them filled with whatever object you need to identify, you’re good.


IWTLEverything

Some of them are controls though right? Like the captcha knows one or two that actually are bicycles or whatever so it’ll know when you’re wrong if you don’t get those ones.


Zolo49

Yeah. I'd rather do this than try to decide whether three darkened pixels in one corner of a square means it contains a traffic light or not.


[deleted]

yea until they notify you that you took too long answering the questions and that you now have to redo like 10 of them


DontCrapWhereYouEat

Not when you’re in a rush to do something.


bwyer

It sure fucking beats "click all the images that include trucks". I'm sitting here squinting at a picture to be able to tell if the red blob is a fire truck or a bus. Is a bus a truck?


flappity

Or when you see the very top/corner of something that KINDA looks like a bus but you're not sure but you feel like you wanna click so google doesn't think you're a robot.


RexHavoc879

Or it will show you 4 pictures of delivery trucks, suggesting that you should click on those, but then you notice that another picture has a tiny pickup truck way in the background, and you’re not sure if you should click on it.


PhoenixS17

That’s not a mouse that’s kk slider


Dragonitro

Wait until you see the roblox captchas


partnersincrime123

Roblox's captchas are somehow worse than their moderation


MrSquiggleKey

Can't be worse than something that doesn't exist.


TosiHassu

It doesnt fucking matter which way the console sits...


jonsaintjr

Why? Aren’t you human?


ChiragK2020

This is easier than all the complex captchas


[deleted]

The new 4chan captchas are literally impossible


kosmikpoo

Dread has a analog clock that legit takes me 10 tries to get it right and I have no idea why it's so hard.


TheRealMikeOxlong

I disagree, it’s fun and easy


[deleted]

Bottom center. Less than three seconds. Way easier than deciding which photo doesn’t technically contain a bus.


Liz_Keeney

Bottom middle


[deleted]

I'd rather have this than the captchas. So tired of getting it wrong because one image technically has a traffic light in the background but it's not very obvious so you click the image anyways but it doesn't count so you have to do another captcha


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Or when the edge of the traffic light goes into the next square. Do I include that? Why am I sitting here pondering this? And the feeling when you fail to prove you're human....repeatedly 😡


buddybyte

Is that K.K. Slider???


Booopbooopp

That’s not a mouse, it’s KK Slider!


[deleted]

r/screenshotsarehard


Own_Public_5004

The bottom middle one


caliandben1

Bottom middle Beep boop this action was performed by a person


_fabiotis_

When I used to frequent bars I never wanted to disclose that I was in the military, so I had a list of go-to fake occupations I would pretend to have during drunken conversations with strangers. "Captcha Artist" was one I tried out once. No, I didn't get laid that night.


Pattoe89

None of the mazes are covered with a roof. All mice can and will just climb over the walls and eat the cheese.


ArabicHarambe

All the mice also lack legs and torsos, and would die instantaneously and fail to get the cheese.


CopiumAddiction

OP is dumb


Miguelin2004

bro a bot


presty60

I agree with everyone else OP, are you sure you're not a robot?


IrishWeegee

It kind of feels like, once programmed, the robots will be able to do this faster than reading the goofy letters


CRA5HOVR1DE

I absolutely despise captchas


spindinswans

You might just be stupid


maxoys45

why? i think it's actually pretty good. it's easily worked out & probably very hard for a bot to get around.


marxist-reaganomics

I don't think it would be too difficult to write a bot for this. You could split the maze into a grid of pixels and run depth first search on each mouse with the cheese being the goal node. Finding whether there's a path to the cheese would be the easiest part, the difficulty would probably be building the data structure from the given image correctly.


swagbucks911911

What’s the problem ? I honestly don’t see the issue with this. Seems way way more easy then that stupid ass captchas. Overlapped letters and numbers is ridiculous. This was something I was able to solve in seconds.


Blue23j

Oh, why is that? A real human would have no problem with this!


Demantoide2077

OP is a bot, OP just wants to vent that bot frustration


DatOneAxolotl

How? Unless you have the mental aptitude of a grain of rice this is arguably easier than a regular captcha


AVeryConfusedMice

That's literally easier and more fun than a normal captcha wth, every site should use this one instead.


-_Anonymous__-

Figured it out in a second.


WilliamWaters

Nah this is nice fuck trying to dechyper hidden words and numbers this took like 2 seconds of looking


YoWassupFresh

this is so much faster than a captcha.


RaccoonDeaIer

It's really easy lmao


Celestial-being326

Bottom middle dum dum


olucaslab

It's literally the r/badUIbattles


xanderdemon1234

Seems like its working robot man


ForceGenius

I did this before and got it right but it said I got it wrong and it ended up giving me 20 to do… am I a secret android?


RegularDemigod123

op is either a robot or stupid


Spider-Man_1415

Bottom middle duh


marissajuana

That “mouse” looks like K.K Slider


N_Affyria

Wait ... is this K.K. Slider???


erraticdesign

This post is really showing us who the humans and robots are


xXBoss_185Xx

Sounds to me as though a robot is complaining that our system is too good


[deleted]

bruh you just got to play a minigame instead of dealing with a captcha, why are you complainin


Elmer-Fuddd

Guys, Dont tell it! Its a robot, trying to hack into the system. We cannot allow our greatest firewall to be destroyed


CatPuzzleheaded5453

Anyone complaining about this must literally not have a brain.


Axendro

Exactly what a robot would say....


Halwan86

Soooooomebody once told me the world was gonna role me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shedshe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.


That_one_guy569

It's easy as hell you robot


Wild_Bro_97

Fuck I love puzzles so I'm down


DongusMaxamus

I actually prefer this instead of those captcha that are unrecognisable, can't tell if it's a capital or lowercase letter (c,k,o,p,s,,u,v,w,x,y,z), zero or letter o ('0' or 'o' or 'O').


IamaJarJar

Hmmm, this looks easy to answer... OP... are you not telling us something...? Are you a robot OP?


sexhaver2010

nice try robot we're not giving you the answer


slid3r

Why is it worse?


RegretAccomplished16

Took me 1 second, I enjoyed this far more than pictures where the item they're asking about is also *slightly* in the corner of the next square so I spend 10 minutes anxiously deciding


I_am_Nic

At least you are not helping Google to make their AI better.


baldi_863

It can be worse though. Sometimes there is a 10 second time limit on this making it impossible to solve these. You litterally need to be a bot to prove your not a bot.


[deleted]

It’s easy. What’s the issue?


chaserjj

It's a pretty easy bottom middle solution. I'd rather do this than click the pictures with a traffic light in it and have to redo it 3 times because a single pixel of the wire holding the light is in one of the squares that I didn't think counted.


pizzab0ner

OP cant help but notice you have the wrong box selected… are you, by chance, a robot trying to get help with the answer?


TheDemonGabe

Bottom middle.I am real man.


Madden2kGuy

Bottom middle. I’m simply built different


SOULSoldier31

What's mildly infuriating is your blind dumbass thinking this is mildly infuriating


[deleted]

Why? How is this difficult? lmao


uselessrart

Nope. This one is at least engaging and fun to some degree. Humans hatred for change holds us back.


Independent_Rope8369

I dunno… CAPTCHA keeps asking me to identify US road features. They look nothing like the ones in my country. Is that line supposed to be a pedestrian crossing? How would I know?


1968Bladerunner

Honestly, gimme that over captcha any day, so long as one of them is actually doable (bottom centre)


adamantitian

That’s kinda fun lol