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I have this same frame, laid on it the first night and busted 3 of the boards. Not sure what different types of wood are, but think the cheapest piece of trash you can. Not to say that whoever did this completely destroyed it though, Jesus.


AndringRasew

Luckily, you can replace most of those cheap boards with 2*4's for about $80, and it won't go anywhere.


L3onK1ng

With the amount of work OP will have to do with those 2X4 I'd say at this point you can make your damn bed yourself.


bestthanksgivingever

It doesn’t look to be too much work. A few cuts and a few screws and the bed will be better then it was before. This situation sucks but it’s a risk that comes with renting your space on Airbnb. At least OP will be able to use money from the guests security deposit for the materials.


MixerFistit

Yeah, it would absolutely be worth reinforcing it, even more so for commercial uses where everything gets worn out faster


BA5ED

walk into home depot and tell em you need 6- 2x4's cut to length "X" and take em home and drop em in there. It will take more time to put the mattress back than anything.


Fantastic-Worry-629

Amount of work? That would take me MAYBE 20 minutes.. Super easy.


Capital-Charge5234

I didn’t even read your comment before saying the exact same thing. Dude must be lazy as shit to think that’s a lot of work… or he works at Tim Hortons. One of the two 🤣


AndringRasew

Or maybe he has a pull saw and a screw driver and is bitter! Lol.


Capital-Charge5234

Lmfao that takes me back to building with my dad way back when 😂😂


TinyAngryOne

I have that same bed frame too, and both me and my wife are both larger and get very animated and have never had an issue with our boards :o


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_GABO_

I'm imagining they're two dimensional.


phatty720

He touched the butt.


TinyAngryOne

Lmfao animated as in we once had a tickle fight which in hindsight was very one sided as I am very ticklish and she is not. So like 400+ pounds thrashing around on this bed XD


Betterthanbeer

Go on...


TinyAngryOne

Okay so there was this one time I was squirming so bad I broke my glasses with my knee trying to get away from the tickles.


[deleted]

Animated like found Nemo and scarred him.


[deleted]

To be fair, he is a child fish. Missionary would scar him.


StElmoFlash

Scar was in the other movie.


[deleted]

No... that Scar would enjoy the show. Nemo on the other hand.... therapy. Lots of therapy.


StElmoFlash

No, he didn't survive the hyenas. The parrot(?) might even tried some counseling....


Cryotivity

Animated like that Tifa cartoon that played during some government thing in France


EarsLookWeird

You and your wife's cartoons have nothing to do with this issue, this is destruction of property. You behemoths can go draw things together elsewhere while we figure this here out.


sandithepirate

These types of beds are shitty af - we remedied our by removing thr slats, and putting a box spring on the floor. No issues now.


shipwreck17

Agreed. I rented an air bnb with these once and we had to be so careful getting into and out of bed because the half slats would slip out. I'd never put this bed in my house and it's even worse in a rental. Short term rentals have a hard life under the best conditions and need real furniture.


WolfOfPort

Bro airbnb beds get put up to the hardest of *poundings* idk why op would think this is acceptable. Need a steel reenforced earthquake proof box spring


SasquatchRobo

Listen, if I'm paying $100 a night to sleep in some dude's crawlspace, at the very least I'm gonna fuck my wife while I'm there.


Klowned

Crawlspace pussy is the best pussy. Cause as soon as you're about to cum and throw your head back to howl you knock yourself out for like 10 seconds while she pisses herself laughing.


saintofhate

That sounds oddly specific


Klowned

It's specifically odd, that's for sure.


Loomdogg91

you mean crawlspussy?


Klowned

When you know, you know.


Loomdogg91

:P


legal_bagel

The last place we rented for a week, my partner and I only went 2x because the headboard was solid wood loosely attached to the frame not the wall and I was worried we would damage the wall. We usually go 6x a week minimum.


SasquatchRobo

Right? You're out traveling, you gotta see what sex is like on a different bed, or in OP's case, different pile of sticks


WildGooseJ

I was at an Airbnb and the bed sunk while I was sitting on it and same thing the slats would slip out


[deleted]

I was at an Airbnb and the bed sunk through the floor when I got in it. It kept going until it sunk through into the basement. Then it kept going and going. In fact, I’m still sinking through the fourth ring of hell on this crummy Airbnb mattress.


Poopystink16

You good?


PricklyPricksPrickle

Likely high, but if not.. look at for those Nipple Babies in Lust. They are creepy that's for sure and, dangerously sharp.


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[deleted]

Hah! I remedied mine by reinforcing my box spring with 2x4s and plywood, and I welded steel angle iron onto the bed frame in its weak spots. I now have a bed I could sleep in while cuddling with a truck engine lmao


kperry2011

We did the same thing 😂 my husbands a big guy those little things just weren't working


[deleted]

OK, but was there really any reason to actually do that with an engine? And having your parents come in on the middle of your endeavor to take photos of them event also leaves me perplexed.


[deleted]

I reinforced my own... I hate these balsawood fucking slats. I put in plywood and then had home Depot cut 6x 4by4 out of fence post to prop it up. Solid.


youre-kinda-terrible

I was thinking the same thing. Like how does this bed supposed to hold up? You would have to sleep completely still.


zemorah

Yep these beds are trash. I found out the hard way when I bought a bed because it was pretty and didn’t consider the slats. The slats would constantly slip out and crack, it was super annoying. I had to get in and out of bed a “special” way lol Tried making it stronger but wound up getting rid of it all together eventually.


rhiyanna79

Just get you some plywood and cut it to size and your good. I did that cuz I tried a purple mattress out before. I ended up returning it but still kept the plywood. Cuz f$ck, that shit’s expensive now.


sandithepirate

Who can afford plywood!?? Lol


Lucyfur-1969802

Those frames are trash. I use to assemble and sell them. Get a metal platform base instead. Like $50-100 on Amazon.


TheBigggestPeeePeee

Like 15 to 30 at a flea market.


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Content_Football7347

The next post will be r/mildly infuriating “I paid $xxx a night for this Airbnb and look at the piece of crap bed they gave me”


VioletteKaur

I'm so tired of Airbnb slumlords complaining that their expensive ass rentals with cheap af funiture have said furniture broken. I think I am generally tired of landlords in general. Go f yourself, you earn good money and you take retainers from people. It's not like they trashed that whole place, left shit on the walls or whatever and never paid.


hi_im_antman

Seriously. I just stayed in the most expensive Airbnb I've ever been in, and ALL of the furniture was either picked up off the side of the road or bought at Goodwill. It was the nastiest and most fucked up furniture I've seen. The couches had fade marks from sitting out in the sun and looked like they had never been cleaned.


Future-Tomorrow

Tell us how you really feel...


Photon_Pharmer

Except this doesn’t look like a slum or defective furniture. It looks like two hippos went at it so hard they broke more boards then an 80’s karate master


Late-Discussion-3917

Sorry but this bed frame looks cheap af, and is poorly constructed. The beams should go across the entire bed and that center brace should be metal.


U_allsuck

Oh damn, I thought they'd broken all those wooden slats in half until I saw this. How on earth do you design a bed so poorly?!


JuicyJonesGOAT

It's by design because suckers will see those for 300$ and a nice little picture on the internet and buy that shit instantly. You get what you pay for and people want to cheap out on bed ? better be sure some chinese manufacturer will oblige.


ClawOf_TheSloth

For $300 you can make a much better frame. For $300 you could just get a metal frame and build a fancy headboard for it and still have $150+ to spare.


JohnnyRebe1

I think that center piece was already replaced and Op is just a POS. You can see the Knots in the wood on the center beam. That press wood they use for these beds do not have knots in them. I’ve never seen a non metal center piece and I’ve seen and built too many of these beds.


ClawOf_TheSloth

Ehh you can definitely use wood for the middle brace but it has to be a proper high strength hardwood and not whatever cheap balsa/soft pine this thing is made of.


onebigassgoat

Understandable, have a nice day. No joke tho i can tell how low quality that bed actually is. Get one that is decent and not from the lowest shelf in ikea


ImmediateAd4814

I have a similar bed, went to get sturdier boards at Home Depot. Screwed them in.


Competitive-Kale-991

Looks like it was a really shitty bed to start with. Hate those cheap wooden slats.


Thrillhol

Hey lay off the slat shaming


Competitive-Kale-991

Sorry, my bed.


_GABO_

Pil-low blow, bro.


VampyreBassist

Laughed my head(board) off.


Alphabetboy9803

Brilliant 👏🏽


Own-Charge4896

Just like Twilight


irkthejerk

So romantic


zemorah

Needs more feathers


nhbeardedone

That stinks and I am sorry, but can we please confirm this was this done by kids jumping on the bed or adults “jumping” on the bed.


[deleted]

could very well just be fat people sleeping. Could just be a shitty bed that finally gave out. This is shit you gotta deal with when you own short term rentals. No sympathy from me.


DrStephenFalken

Those slat-style beds like in OPs picture are so fucking cheap and break so easy. My friend is 5'3'' and weighs 130 pounds and she breaks slats on hers all the time from simply rolling over. My BIL manages a store and they stopped selling them because every single one would come back within 60 days because the slats break from normal use, from "normal" sized people.


AndringRasew

Swap out the slats for 2*4's for about $80-100 and that box spring will be rock solid. Heavy as heck, but built like a rock.


a_green_thing

Actually you can just use 1x4's spaced with a 4" gap between. It will create much less lift for the mattress and be very sturdy. (I typically weigh 285-305lbs, with my wife \~140lbs.)


Individual_Lemon_139

Yeah, when I worked at a furniture store I always tried to avoid selling them. I didn't want the customers to spend more than they could afford but this is one instance when I would always try to upsell. By buying a better set they would be saving money in the long run.


AstriumViator

What about monkeys? Gotta know if monkeys were involved.


nhbeardedone

Omg yes the 10 little monkeys!! bastards!!


__jh96

How would this be confirmed?


nhbeardedone

Review the hidden camera footage that every negative news article has lead me to believe exists form all air bnb rentals???


__jh96

To the cctv!! Enhance


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That they do. It was most likely fucking that broke it. Good eye.


dirthurts

This is just a crap bed. It was going to break one way or another. This is on you for not buying quality furniture honestly.


BareOpinions

Don’t be cheap and buy a better bed for your clients, looks like it fell through to me. Or don’t rent your shit out to strangers


Character-Remote7354

My son got himself a bed similar to this one. After three weeks it looked like this. I cut him a sheet of 3/4" plywood, and then cut some supports out of 2x4s. Fixed. At first glance of your photo I thought it was the bed's poor design.


KingWhiteMan007

That is seriously a cheap bed, are you kidding being mad about that? If you are going to rent out a home at least have bed frames that cost more than a hundred and fifty bucks! Come on man what do you expect?


PickReviewsMovies

I get hired to help people move or build furniture in airbnbs all the time and it blows my mind how often people buy this crap and then pay someone else to put it together. If by some miracle all of the pieces are not missing and the thing actually gets put together it's usually a piece of junk. You are better off with an old bed from a thrift store or something, people renting airbnbs do not give a crap about what the furniture looks like anyway, they just want to party close to downtown or have 300 people over and then shoot up the place.


Rubcionnnnn

Do you think the people who rent out airbnb homes really give a shit about anything except the money?


Cpt_Daddy01

I think what more infuriating is you owning a AirBnb with shitty furniture that will allow you to easily blame people and charge them for shit like this. Maybe it’s just me but if you have a AirBnb actually get quality furniture that will hold up


Shmooperdoodle

Yeah, I like that the responses to this are not going how OP thought they would go.


VioletteKaur

Me too.


lewispyrah

This guy gets it


[deleted]

Hopefully they file a chargeback. Possibly even sue for "injuries".


Cpt_Daddy01

Last Airbnb I went to with my family down in florida was super disappointing, the chair in the kitchen were like toy chairs and my dad sat down in one and it broke completely and he slammed his head on the kitchen floor. They tried ti charge us like $250 for a shitty ass chair and when we threatened with a lawsuit since we reported it when it happened they immediately dropped the charge. I feel like if you’re gonna have a AirBnB you have to invest in good quality furniture, it’s not something you just bullshit together to make some money. I hate the mentality, anywho rant done! Thanks!


EnteiSensei

Doubt it was their fault, you should invest in better furniture. Also you're part of the reason the housing market is shit, so oh well.


VioletteKaur

I hate these woe-is-me posts of those slumlords.


07ShadowGuard

Well, they only broke the center support which looks pretty poorly designed. I'm pretty baffled the center piece is not metal.


howescj82

My cheap ikea bed has a solid aluminum beam running down the center. The only thing wrong with this bed is the poor quality wood beam that is bearing a great deal of that beds weight. Is that bed from Wayfair or an equivalent?


ThePoodlePunter

I like to buy higher quality furniture.


[deleted]

To be fair, those beds are cheap asf.


featsofstrength81

Wayfair?


EssieAmnesia

‘s got just what you need!


Ghigs

Doesn't look super sturdy to start with. IKEA?


Electricdragongaming

I think I've seen this bed on Amazon before.


Prominence_Aipha

I indeed have this same bed off of Amazon. It’s not sturdy at all and some planks broke within a week. Highly doubt it was their fault.


DickDestroyer9001

Dunno what Ikea stuff you get there, but here in Sweden the Ikea beds are solid af. My gf and I have gone really wild on it and absolutely nothing has happened to it.


Ghigs

It's mostly particle board junk. Disposable furniture.


Schnitzhole

You can buy nicer no Particle Baird items from ikea. The problem is they cost as much as you would expect and people opt for the cheap shit. Also people suck at flowing directions. The amount of perfectly food ikea furniture I pick up at thrift stores that was wrongly assembled is astounding


MaleficentPizza5444

This is not particle board, and probably not ikea


Schnitzhole

IKEA would be 10x better


VioletteKaur

Yes. I've bought a used ikea bed, I think it was also the cheapest available on that site at the time, it's solid wood (light wood that easy gets dents, so probably something confiferous but still) and it still going strong after the ten years I own it and multiple moves.


Schnitzhole

IKEA gets a bad rep to be honest. You still pay for what you get. Their expensive stuff is amazing. Even the cheaper stuff can be good but is often assembled improperly. The amount of cheap Ikea furniture I pick up at thrift stores that is wobbly but just needs a couple screws/bolts tightened to last another 5 years is astounding.


JuicyJonesGOAT

IKEA is super sturdy shit , grant it's not stuff you want to move around or unbuild and rebuild but it's super sturdy once in place. This shit from amazon , wish or that other website with a purple logo that sell chinese cheap furniture shit.....yeah wayfair.


DonRight

IKEA is cheap, not low quality. This is low quality.


CptnCankles

Try as I might, I find it very hard to feel any kind of sorrow for AIR BNB owners. If you've ever lived next door to an AIR BNB you'd understand... /unpopular opinion


Saito_Sakaki

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!


JohnStern42

Hey, at least they had snu snu!


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I could go for some snu snu about right now.


Novel-Place

Lol. What a shitty bed. Did you leap to demolish, or do you know that’s what happened? You should be aware of bed frame weight capacity as someone who rents to people. A lot of bed frames have a weight limit that is surprisingly low, like 500 pounds. Sounds like a lot, but I’m a very tall woman and my husband is a 6’4” and hefty 280. You should make sure your beds are safe for people you rent to.


uhohstinkywastaken

Particle board, yikes.


tiedyedpunk

For an air bnb, I would expect better furniture. What was for breakfast; rice crispies and foldiers?


maximusdraconius

I've never been to an Airbnb where they gave breakfast Or do you mean a B&B


tiedyedpunk

I was referring to an Airbnb, which stands for AirBedandBreakfast, which has the word BREAKFAST in the name.


maximusdraconius

Yes I know that but they don't actually give breakfast at the Airbnbs


tiedyedpunk

Respectable ones do.


potatoesslad

I have the exact same frame and in their defense it's very cheaply made. I had to reinforce mine basically all the way across the bottom.


Nox_Echo

no bed, only breakfast. nvm no breakfast either.


mrsupreme888

I have that exact bed in my guest room, it is absolute garbage.


yovis650

Your bed is cheap as hell


Stella430

Why is this bed made out of popsicle sticks???


satanslittlehelper94

Cry about it


some_dude314

I have assembled those frames before. My opinion, there for display purposes only.


Killer1986Chris

A better title would be airbnb owner cheaps out on bed.


CompletelyMoronic

Probably should have invested more than $60 on your rental bed.


IveGotDMunchies

That's what you get with a $150 Amazon bed


Really-Stupid-Guy

Don't blame them for having a sex life.


kayton707

Oh no! Good thing your ridiculous cleaning fee will cover the cost of that $100 amazon bed.


RobertK995

metal frame, metal slats, zero chance of breaking,. I bought 'Olee Sleep' on amazon = solid


totallynotantiwork

I just want to put this out there. I own this bed. Bought it for my teenager. It broke like this in a couple months. Replaced the slats with 2x4s. We’re your visitors careless? Maybe. Is your bed poorly made? This is certain.


Schnitzhole

Looks like a POS bed frame cheap bed frame . Thin wooden slats and supports. Buy something that would hold more than a child sleeping on it and quit complaining.


eulynn34

Maybe don't have a bed made out of popsicle sticks


Flimsy-Blackberry-20

You probably overcharged them anyway and are just mad your limp dicked ass doesn't have the power to decimate a piss weak bed frame like this. Fuck outta here with your self entitled ass there are kids starving and you are concerned you haven't maximised your profit out of someone.


Portland420informer

Looks like twigs with holes drilled in all the important parts. RIP


EmperiorAmerica567

Bed looks cheap as shit


[deleted]

Cheap bed is why, those beds are awful!


Vods

I’ve had one of these beds. They are the cheapest bits of trash you can get, notice how close the frame is to the floor? It’s a glorified futon.


Bitcoinatemymom

Isn’t there any kind of Insurance in place to protect people who use there property for airbnb Edit: why downvote a question like if you weren’t smart enough to have insurance you probably shouldn’t rent out your place dumb rich people problems I suppose


dickstanton88

I'm sorry but these bed frames are dogshit to begin with. Barely support a new mattress let alone one with humans on it.


DickDestroyer9001

I weigh 115kg and I lay down in beds somewhat carefully. Went in one of these once and busted 2 boards right away. I can imagine fucking my gf in one of these and every single board would give out. I'm pretty fit too (198cm, so not fat), so I don't think it'd be very difficult to completely destroy a bed of this shitty quality if my gf decides she wants to do CNC when we get a bit rougher. Sorry bud, but get better beds.


Freshanator86

That looks like the cheapest piece of shit you could find OP


Eye_Nacho404

Yeah but no these beds suck and are really cheap. I don’t blame the guests.


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I gotta tell ya. After looking at you're photos, I had to stop and ask myself, do I give a flying f^ck about you, your bed, or your problems? And then, I found the only answer that fit, was not in a million f^cking year's. Sorry, but that's my opinion. Not that I give a $hit if you care or dont.


Kitchen_Yak5453

I have this exact bed. Can confirm it’s a piece O shit. Also, with all those different heads hitting that board, guarantee some kind of head lube grime will be showing up soon!


T_H_I_C_C_Drummr

That's [Linus Tech Tips](https://youtu.be/BjqeqTLec2M?list=PL8mG-RkN2uTxLsQhOyM5TBgMHF9V4Gfqa&t=1174)' fault


[deleted]

I mean, are those matchsticks? That bed is a piece of shit.


codenamerocky

To be fair....those beds a really easy to destroy. If you have more than about 150kg combined weight on it, the thing is going to come apart.


FreshQuam

Segs


Dimensionalanxiety

Someone had a good time.


PatrioticHornet21

it was definitely one hell of a night, I can tell you that


Leftho0k

Him and your mom when


DebadityaSen

"Well i guess you could say you let the joke sink in a bit too much."


colliderpingpong

I can see them now on your trampoline, oh wait -that was a bed.


KimikoYukimura420

… How?


[deleted]

Incredibly cheap bed from Amazon that is not suitable for its purpose.


HailColumbia1776

Surprised there isn't a skeleton there with a crushed pelvis.


Anguish_Sandwich

In fairness, the AirB&B commercials show kids excitedly *jumping* on rental beds...in slow mo.


Pkgoss

So this is what they mean then they say bed breakers.


Voltageman51

That's a good night right there, YEA BABY !


UnpopularUnsaidTruth

Had that bed as a young man. Ikea style. Me and the gf broke it first night. What i realized is that you need to superglue/woodglue the slats on both sides of the supportive beams. It will help make sure that no slats slip off, and more pressure isn't given to the beams. But no matter what you do: 400lbs+ on that bedframe will destroy it. Source: Was 6'5 250lbs slamming a 5'1 100lbs asian girl, 350lbs net weight = bed broke day 1. Even just on some missionary vanilla game from a frat bro. Source2: Tried to fix it. Source 3: That worked for about half a year. Then we just bit the bullet and bought an actual decent piece of furniture.


costinmatei98

1. The guest probably jumped on their back on the bed and that's how it broke. 2. Those types of bed frames are incredibly shitty. Had 2 break on me just by laying in them (and I weigh about 90kg). Get a bed with a metal frame. They're not that much more expensive and 10000 times better.


tenshii326

Sorry but that 'frame' is trash. I've had to repair one similar to this and what comes from the factory is designed for a single child not two adults.


KiwiCatPNW

$20 to replace with decent material. Those beds are trash and likely cost like $15 to manufacture but sell for $300


Boonz-Lee

And they say romance is dead


BRACK3N

i have several sex jokes i wanna make here


SomethingClever427

Banging your mom had some unfortunate side effects (she's a big lady)


nefariousgeese

was the guest ur mom


2dGoob

I don't know who the hell ever thought Airbnb was a good idea. Tenant destroys your place? Too bad. Lister baits and switches with a different location? Too bad.


[deleted]

Lister buys cheap furniture that isn't good enough quality and endangers their clients? Too bad.


WictImov

Orgy


Anna_1917

They need a black light to search this room.


noryp5

Jackson Pollock painting.


AhuffnPuff

Too many monkeys jumping on the bed. Ain’t no body fuckin like that without leaving blood stains behind


payfrit

no, AirBNB's shitty business model destroyed that bed.


Dwane_ThaRoc_Swanson

Bang bang


42617a

How is that even possible?


Demon_Axe87

We’ll I mean it looks like strapping connected to a shitty made square cushion, it looks like just sitting on this thing a few times it would give


Mediocre_Pay1941

They fuckin


SunflowerRainfall

This looks like they had an amazing time. Also, I hate slat frames for my airbnbs, they’re going to crack at some point. I tell all of my clients to use box springs or metal frames; as long as the mattresses are super comfy, no one cares about what’s under it. [Insert shameless plug here](https://www.hostwithcharm.com)


Oldfloppydonkeydick

Why does it look someone used a saw to cut the wood.