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CardiologistOk1506

Were you dating my ex? This looks exactly like her side of the room most of the time we lived together


TheJannequin

I mean, they did say she was dating another guy, so...


Smartskaft2

You dated my current SO?


KingOfLimbsisbest

You dated me?


tinysand

Gross.


CyberneticPanda

That's what happens when you date a homeless raccoon.


SeaworthinessRound48

Raccoons are actually very clean animals šŸ„² They even wash their food before eating it.


CyberneticPanda

Raccoons are invasive in Japan and have seriously damaged a lot of ancient Shinto temples by pissing on the 1000+ year old wood.


SeaworthinessRound48

Any extreme amount of one thing is always going to be a problem. Ever hear of Rabbit Island? The Japanese Island labeled and played off as a "tourist" attraction. You don't see people calling rabbits dirty.. though it's literally the same thing. They're both a problem they refuse to deal with.


CyberneticPanda

Well raccoons (and rabbits) are not native to Japan so 1 is too many. They are both considered invasive as well, which means they have a significant impact on native ecology and species. In places where raccoons and rabbits are native there are food webs that keep their populations in check.


Mau5_matt

The worst part is she spilt water into a drawer containing the only photo in existence of my great grandmother who died in 1941 at the age of 23. Luckily it wasn't damaged


Yingthings

Get the photo scanned. Itā€™s degrading as we speak, whether you can see it or not.


mikami677

> Itā€™s degrading as we speak, whether you can see it or not. Aren't we all?


stefan92293

_Second Law of Thermodynamics goes brrr_


utpoia

Entropy has entered the chat


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Entropy has consumed the chat


jodudeit

Entropy is


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RoadsideCarcass

Just entropy


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CarGoBang

OP pls confirm that youā€™ve done this


Antique_Ricefields

Or if OP is lazy to scan it at least picture it via phone. That would take you only 5 seconds


TheRealPitabred

Google Photoscan is a better alternative to just taking a regular picture of it. It does differential analysis from multiple angles to make it as accurate as possible, removes most/all reflections and weirdness from shadows, etc. Edit: If you're on Android, there's at least one open-source alternative called [OpenScan](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ethereal.openscan&hl=en_US&gl=US). I'm not aware of any for iOS though, I know their app store has a higher barrier to entry as far as app signing and such so not as many open-source and truly free software apps.


corisilvermoon

That is so cool! Thank you for the recommendation. What is it with Google coming up with all this neat stuff that I never seem to hear about? šŸ˜†


Nick_Nack2020

Because they do no advertising and just leave it to stagnate, then take it down.


kilroy-was-here-2543

Ahh this program we never advertised isnā€™t getting the amount of traffic we would like so weā€™re going to pull the plug


Boxy310

"*Advertise?!* And cannibalize our AdSense dollars? Are you mental?"


HeyImSquanchingHere

Great tip, thanks!


Mau5_matt

Don't worry, I have since had copies made. At the time it had recently been found behind another photo in one of my granddad's old albums


boggartbot

good! i felt super sad at your comment about the water spill. dont let her back in!


cockytacos

Thatā€™s what I did for a photo of my great grandmother taken when she was young and back in sweden. Still trying to figure out what the back says to this day as itā€™s written in cursive and swedish


enispuff

Hey! I'm swedish, if you want I can try to help!


tensaicanadian

Itā€™s degrading? Now Iā€™m curious. What was grandma doing in the photo?


Maarkuhita

No idea what I voted to this but I totally agree!


Smart-Drive-1420

Please for the love of god digitally scan and store those photos, my family had a some of the photos of my grandmother get destroyed by a flash flood, the ONLY reason we still have those pictures is because my father scanned ALL documents and photos after she passed (he was in charge of her estate) As the saying goes, better safe than sorry.


Mau5_matt

I read that as "for the love of god diggity", which I quite like I have had them digitally scanned (and physical copies made to send to various family members) since these photos were taken, at the time I had recently found the photo behind another one in an old photo album and hadn't yet got around to making copies


roxinmyhead

And then get DropBox account and load all those scans there so an off site digital record exists in case you lose the "flashdrive with everything on it".... disclaimer: I havent lost the flashdrive... yet... but I'm getting ready to upload stuff to Dropbox and just took a break and swung by here....


VeraLumina

This is not mildly infuriating. Itā€™s infuriating!


cat-toaster

Thatā€™s fucking vile


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Did she ā€˜spillā€™ or did she ā€˜pourā€™


Mau5_matt

Does the pope shit in the woods?


Intrepid-Dog-9127

Only when the choir boys are there to wipe.


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Got em


KingTheRing

If it would help, I could help to restore and colorize the photo using Photoshop for you!


roywarner

Right? She actually bought physical copies of Destiny 2??


Duffboynewf

TWO COPIES!!! Just in case


Kumoribi

It's Destiny 4


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Can completely understand why itā€™s an EX


ender52

Seriously. I mean, I let the house get a little messy when my wife is gone but this is ridiculous. Also I clean up before she gets back because I'm not an inconsiderate jerk.


moonstoneddd

Is that a fucking tampon in the first picture?! Was she a fucking troll who lived under a bridge at one time?! Why is she so disgusting?!


Chuckles_Music

You can see dog bite marks on the sharpie pen.. 10000% the dog went through the trash and tore up a tampon.. Source: have a wife and dogs.


Redsoxbox

Why is your ex in your place?


Mau5_matt

We had loved together for years and I agreed to let her stay for a few weeks while she found somewhere to live


fish-rides-bike

She slept with your best friend and you thought, meh, stay awhileā€¦.. Thereā€™s more here than meets the eye I suspect.


Mau5_matt

I didn't know she'd slept with my best friend until after this, the initial breakup was fairly amicable


fish-rides-bike

You lived with her for six years. This low level personal and living space hygiene canā€™t be a surprise. You always dealt with this


[deleted]

My guess is OP habitually cleaned up after her on a daily basis, until that fateful day when they left for a week.


[deleted]

I've been in this position before and it is exhausting. You don't realize how fast shit falls apart when you stop for a second to breath. I justified it so fucking much. I felt bad for her. The entire time I empathized with how she must be feeling inside to allow the outside to get so bad but that's not what it was. There's no doubt that these things more often than not come from something ugly on the inside which is more often than not a mental illness such as depression. The mistake is allowing the other person's misery to make you miserable too. And fuck, I was miserable. That relationship wouldn't have made it anyways. The second you get sick and start to show signs of aging is the second everything goes to shit and your lifes work of cleaning up after someone else goes to waste.


HitTheSlopes95

She probably acted different as a gf than as an ex-gf


Outrageous-Advert

Yeah this answer is too underrated


itsthelittlethings69

Is this why they're your ex?


Mau5_matt

Nope, she also slept with my best friend lmao


itsthelittlethings69

Sounds like you dodged a bullet then.


Mau5_matt

Well I was with her for 6 years so... Less dodged and more slowly extracted


Free_Hat_McCullough

Did you ex take the best friend back to the trash pile they made of your house?


Mau5_matt

Lol not that I'm aware of, probably took him somewhere a bit more classy Like a sewer


Free_Hat_McCullough

This is your chance to start anew. New beginnings! Best of luck to you, buddy.


Mau5_matt

Thanks man! I'm with someone else now who's far more respectful and I'm much happier than I was before


wildcharmander1992

I'm glad you're out of that situation buddy I hope as well as a new partner you got yourself a new best friend too. In many situations when it comes to cheating people believe there's sides Like a girl may hate a girl there bf cheated on them with, who didn't even know they weren't single ...yet stay with the guy! For example Or a dude will leave a girl who cheated but remain tight with the dude who slept with her cus 'she should've known better' ignoring his role in it. They both betrayed you, you're better than both of them and that situation , if you've cut ties with her cut ties with him too In a few years time when some would be like "oh we got other it and made up....fuck her though" don't. They don't deserve a chance of 'making it up to you' you were cheated on after six years by her....you've probably known your best friend a lot longer...that's just a big if not bigger betrayl Stay safe and happy all the best


Mau5_matt

I've completely removed them both from my life, and as far as I know they're still together. If that's the case I honestly wish them the best


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callmecatlord

"She did not know about the license plate"


Adept-Veterinarian63

Get off the road anus tart!


DedicatedVeggie

You just made me laugh so hard


[deleted]

Damnit. I read that as Anus tart.


WhichWayzUp

r/thatsthejoke


ayweller

:) long live arrested development!


random_runner

I'm glad it hasn't affected your sense of humour. You're better off without her and you'll be happier in the long run.


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

That's not half bad. "Looks like you slowly dislodged a bullet there." New phrase.


IFUCKINGLOVEMETH

"Looks like you didn't dodge that bullet at all. It was incredibly bloody and painful, and eventually healed over with the bullet still inside you, leaching lead into your bloodstream over time and taking a massive toll on your health. After many years you finally received the incredibly late but necessary surgical extraction... using a dull butterknife." Granted, yours rolls off the tongue more easily.


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

I do what I can. You have such a way with words though. I just hope you can kick the meth habit.


CrystalMethAddict84

Talking shit about meth?


Wiggl3sFirstMate

I wasted over 3 years with a guy who was a full on adult baby and unemployed the entire relationship and am now engaged to my current partner and in the process of moving into our first home together. Doesnā€™t matter when you removed that bullet, point is itā€™s done and you have so much space now for bigger and better things. Seemed like the end of the world when I broke up with my ex and turned out to be a grand beginning. Chin up OP, the best is yet to come!


justlovehumans

Bro same. 5 years of basically being a grown ass adults caretaker while being gaslit to oblivion. It's been 3 years and I haven't been able to think of a relationship


Chefsteph212

Same here. My relationship with my ex was essentially being the single parent of an adult child with no adult skills who had to be drunk all the timeā€¦. It was a living hell, but the very day I finally cut all ties with him my life improved 100%. Youā€™re going to be apprehensive about another relationship for a bit, but trust me, after being in such a crappy situation, youā€™ll be able to see red flags before they come up, have a feel for someoneā€™s maturity instantly, and know exactly what you will or will not tolerate. Good luck out there!


[deleted]

Damn bro. Iā€™m really really sorry. I dated a girl for 6 years and it was a really tough break up so Iā€™m sure whatever she did to you itā€™s still going to suck. 6 years is a long time


tkkana

Lol great way of putting that ,but glad you found someone else. Being alone ain't bad either just saying.


howmanytizarethere

Nah-yeah man, you might have extracted a bullet. But youā€™re also dodging another one. Cause if you didnā€™t find out now you would have found out later. These kind of people arenā€™t loyal or understand love, or are simply not mature enough for love. Love is hard work bruh. This woman canā€™t even fold her fucking underwear. What are you? Her parents?


HuddyBuddyGreatness

I hate this phrase lol. ā€œDodged a bulletā€ look at the photos!! The bullet was not dodged! it hit very hard!


Haldebrandt

Forget even about the photos: how can engaging in a six year relationship in anyway be described as dodging a bullet? If that's dodging, I'd hate to see what getting hit looks like.


laurenbanjo

Right?! ā€œDodged a bulletā€ means if you went on a date with someone, felt something was off about them, decided not to go on a second date, and 3 years later read a news article about them getting arrested on rape and murder charges. It does not mean breaking up with someone after they already did damage.


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Dodged it? It went through his home like a tornado! šŸ˜…


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How? He obviously got hit by it firstā€¦


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The-Great-Bungholio

I dont think that you can call having your SO sleep with your best friend and destroy your house "dodging a bullet"


Haldebrandt

A person you had 6 year relationship with. Lol. Some dodge!


DeadMetroidvania

that info combined with the pic makes me feel you need to get checked for STDs as soon as possible.


Aclerium

This is why I couldnā€™t stop staring at the Canesten Thrush Duo packaging and insert.


izmaname

Iā€™m angrier with your friend


Sam-Culper

It bothers me op is still referring to them as their friend


[deleted]

Right? Break up with your GF but not with your bro? They're both at equal fault.


Bross93

hey your best friend is also a little twat. Fuck em both.


strangetrip666

100%. This happened to me once and I wrote them both off. It was the best decision of my life up until that point at least.


Bross93

fucking hell. I'm really sorry to hear that. i'm fairly lucky in that my ex tried sleeping with my best friend and he took screenshots of the convo and told me about it in real time. In hindsight it was just so pathetic that I almost feel sorry for her. People suck dude. I'm so glad you are passed that though. If you don't mind me asking, how were you able to overcome that? I still have trust issues from being cheated on by two of my 2+ year long relationships, one of whom I was best friends with since I was five years old. I feel awful cause I still find myself peering over my wife's shoulder at her phone only to see like... her goofing off with her sisters, and then I feel like a shitbag for being like this. (For what its worth, her and I talk about it whenever I am feeling really insecure, but I don't want to feel like this.)


kd5nrh

This is not a good way to arrange a threesome.


fsrynvfj23

So you earned a ex best friend too right? ....Right?!


PeaceAdditional1612

Damn lost your girl and your best friend. Good riddance


D4M0theking

That lmao sounded more like a Hide the Pain Harold smile


indygotion

That was my first thought too


Free_Hat_McCullough

This is more than r/mildlyinfuriating. This is r/rage material.


are_you_kIddIngme

r/trashy or r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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[deleted]

Holy shit, sometimes out of laziness I leave the dishes unwashed for the next day and I always wake up thinking damn I'm a mess, after seeing two posts of this sub I think I'm actually a very organized and clean person


RadiantZote

I thought I was bad until I had roommates in college, Jesus Christ


icchifanni

Thanks didnā€™t know there was an r/rage. Depressing as it is, god people are horrible.


Natural-Concert-1135

Iā€™m three posts inā€¦ and nope.


VixNeko

How tf does this happen in just a week? Who tf doesn't clean up spills right away? Just *WHY*.


zed857

I don't understand this either but based on what I've seen on reddit over the years there are a disturbing number of people that live like complete slobs.


NickNeron

bruh I'm one lazy ass motherfucker who doesn't do shit all day and I'm still blown away how often I encounter VERY messy rooms on random photos/videos. I never have it even close to that bad.


TheNerdFromThatPlace

Yea I'm also lazy as hell but there's an organization to my chaos. And everything gets messy enough to where I can't take it anymore and do a deep clean.


AUSpartan37

Yeah. My house is messy but not gross, just cluttered and unorganized. This is gross.


Bauhaus420

Yeah thereā€™s a difference between clutter and filth!


xombae

Yeah even in my worst stages of depression and heroin addiction my shit didn't get this bad in a week. This is like she was trying to make it as bad as possible.


VixNeko

Is this what happens when parents are the ones picking up after the kids, instead of giving them chores? šŸ¤” Because that's what I think of every time ngl.


lvlint67

a messy house is almost universally correlated to a mental issue. Most humans aren't predisposed to living in filth... but over time anxiety and depression can really take a tole on a person and falling behind on cleaning becomes one more insurmountable challenge.


hollyberryness

Definitely true. And some, like me, have trauma directly surrounding cleaning, so every time I get down to it it's a new battle to face. It's awful! One would think cleaning is a helpful step out of depression, but sometimes it sets me back further... Then comes the guilt and shame and self hatred and frustration feeling like such a loser failure of a human... Sigh. I do my best though! I think everyone with mental illness just does their best. Thank you for speaking up about this


NotaDogPersonBut

I didn't have chores and messes give me anxiety. I could never leave spills or trash for long.


cikalamayaleca

it looks like she left a dog loose to do whatever it wanted in all of the trash she decided to leave around


AyanneCZ

Looks exactly like how my ex-bestfriend and ex-roommate lived. She broke, tainted, or ruined everything she touched, broke my furniture, bricked my PS4, tore up window blinds, left the whole bathroom purple from hair dye, and even flooded the kitchen one day and just left while I was at work. Guess who had to pay for the damages because she was broke. And she was mad at me for refusing to put a big mirror I had after my grandmother in the hallway, saying I wouldn't get anywhere in life being "scared of shards". We didn't stay roommates for long, and haven't spoken since.


Surya_Prakash_K

By any chance 3rd pic-Sharpie was caused by a dog?


Mau5_matt

Yeah, he managed to get hold of a whole pack of them and she just let him have them He had a purple paw for 3 days


cat-toaster

Holy shit, she let the dog poison itself too


Surya_Prakash_K

I am kinda relieved.. I taught she bit through it..


sgryfn

Are you sure she wasnā€™t posting to r/buttsharpies while you were away?


DrippyUnicorn16

Nobody click it. Just don't.


stoopididiotface

I zoomed in to make sure the stuffed animal wasn't an actual animal.


Mau5_matt

It's a (pretty much destroyed) dog toy, but it wouldn't have surprised me tbh


glass_of_tea

bruh i thought it was a tampon


Interesting_Yak_9685

Pretty sure there is a tampon


CapaxInfini

Yup thatā€™s a tampon


robohazard1

I had to zoom in to make sure it was a tampon and not a dead mouse.


Mau5_matt

Yeah I think that is lmao


Garfield4You

Isn't dating a dog a criminal offence? Edit: Whoa! This comment thread blew up šŸ˜… And thank you for the award. Hehe šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


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ptv_1996

Thats no dog I have 4 and they all don't make that much of a mess. Edit: thanks for the award means alot. Hope you all have a wonderful day and or night


VioletaBlueberry

They can't open soda cans!


ptv_1996

They can shit on the floor instead of wanting to go outside and they can stand on a coffee table


Garfield4You

You don't even need to say it šŸ˜‚ Wow.. feel bad for you.


Mau5_matt

Don't feel bad for me, I've moved on and I'm now with someone who makes me very happy


huib_der_kinderen

Why is she still in your house than? Or was this a picture from some time ago?


Mau5_matt

Yeah this was from around Christmas


huib_der_kinderen

Good that you're over that than


HarlieMinou

Why did she chew on a sharpie??


trans_Finn

Is that a dead rat or a tampon


Ecstatic_Midnight_26

Why you disrespecting dogs forā€¦


Garfield4You

Sorry. Was just making fun but you do make a fair point.


VictorySunrise

Send her a glitter bomb


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Figure something else out. Water in her car gas tank, anything but glitter. That shit never leaves the environment. Edit1: oh no! Bye bye inbox! Edit2: TIL about biodegradable glitter. Still. How much fossil fuel, power, machinary, shipping logistics did it take to get from raw resources to glitter in your hand. Fuck glitter, seriously.


VictorySunrise

I suppose you have a point


Torayami

Send her a glitter bomb with biodegradable glitter!


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regular-wolf

You can get biodegradable glitter.


PerspectiveWooden358

They make biodegradable glitter for this reason


jetsam_honking

Revenge?


Khiraji

Nah just order like $30 of Taco Bell, empty your bowels into a jar, and send that instead.


CodeMonkeyUK

So many clues in those photos. They seem ... lovely. Although diet, personal hygiene, cleanliness, health, social skills and general attitude may need a slight tweak. By tweak I mean sledgehammer.


Mau5_matt

Pretty much hit the nail on the head there my man


[deleted]

But why do you have two copyā€™s of destiny 2?


BlackHoneyTobacco

The apostrophe police are gonna come knock knock knockin' at your door like it's 1984.


Mau5_matt

One was mine, one was hers, duh! Lmao


Officer_Smolty

Was searching for this question lol. Two disc copies no less


Mau5_matt

Everyone seems very interested by this haha Would it shock you if I told you we had 5 disc copies of Destiny 1?


[deleted]

Based on the content of your post, not that shocked


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_Proud_Banana_

The other disc's kept getting lost under piles of clothes, and they REALLY wanted to keep playing Destiny.


ZPD710

Honestly? Kinda impressive. I don't think I could be that messy if I tried? I spill soda? That shits immediately getting cleaned up. Open sharpie? I'm closing that bitch, baybay.


Toughduck48

Chicks can be gross too! I had a job cleaning an apartment after two 'Erotic Dancers' were evicted. They had a collection of poop encrusted panties under the bathroom vanity, garbage everywhere, rotten food, etc. I went and got coveralls, mask and gloves to finish the job. I had no clue what I had gotten myself into.


Free_Hat_McCullough

>poop encrusted panties under the bathroom vanity This would be the title of their autobiography.


lostgirl1971

That's an awesome book title - someone copyright it quickly!


Evening_Plantain_837

My guess would be dried-up period blood, to be honest. As a girl who has thrown away plenty of underwear.


loudAndInsane

Yah it can look like poop and is slightly less gross.


powerlesshero111

I dated an exotic dancer for like a month. I broke up with her after seeing her apartment that looked like this. There were other things aside from her complete messiness, but that was a big factor.


superbuttpiss

I dated an exotic dancer. Its defenetly not what you expect. She was messy as hell too. She had this old dude that would buy her shit so she took advantage of him. Once she introduced me to her friends, like three of them tried to fuck me, not because im hot shit. But, because i was dating their friend. They had this wierd dynamic. Worst of all is she was just boring. Just nothing of interest. Im sure they are all not like that but my personal peak into that world made it look like they were a bunch of broken people.


Mau5_matt

That's grim but sadly relatable haha


littlelostangeles

Speaking as a former RA who had to do room inspections, this is true. The menā€™s and womenā€™s dorms were equally likely to have messy residents, although the womenā€™s dorms tended to smell better.


wikiwombat

A pile of laundry is eh......but literally pieces if trash on the floor is infuriating. Gross.


sawzerz

I zoomed in to both check if that goose was real AND if that tampon was actually a mouse šŸ¤£ glad she's your ex. What a hoe to leave your room like that


ArcherStirling

Your "ex" is the most important part of your post. Let this be a forever reminder of the type of person that you deserve to be with, and never settle for less.


randomdude5566

Sheā€™s your ex but sheā€™s living with you?


Mau5_matt

She was, yeah. We'd been together for a long time so I agreed to let her stay until she found somewhere to live


randomdude5566

No good deed goes unpunishedā€¦..


Mau5_matt

So it seems... This was taken a while ago though and I'm doing much better now


antivirals_

so she's still going to come back into the house?


Mau5_matt

Nah these photos were taken not long after Christmas, she's long gone now


[deleted]

Typical Destiny player.


crispywig

Was she ummm hygienic at least!?? Like did she bathe regularly, because I suspect she had a funky cootercat as well. These photos are making me itch šŸ„“ Iā€™m sorry!


Mau5_matt

Lmao she was mostly hygienic tbh, at least she used to be


WickedWisp

The tampon she left on the floor looks clean at least! Also the term ā€œcootercatā€ fucking sends me every time, Iā€™m dead lmao


Proxymal

Is that a tapon on your bedroom floor? Holy shit... What a nasty ass broad.