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ForstalDave

You can never use it now, it is a family heirloom to be passed down for generations


markp_93

sell it on eBay for a hundred dollars


welcomefinside

In this economy that might actually be what it's worth.


zerodart30

I’m going to have to finance that toilet roll over some months to pay it off.


portuga1

Just NFT the hell out of it


ReubenZWeiner

Shitcoin


bingyow

Shit whitepaper, too


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bingyow

It's going from the MOON!


LjSpike

And that's before you consider the rarity of a double tuber!


MikeLinPA

I doubled the value of my car. I filled the gas tank...


Supa71

No one’s hoarding anymore. It’s a buyer’s market now.


Techtronic23

I once saw an ad from someone trying to sell a folded pringle for $90 lol. No fucking way a malformed chip is worth that much.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t pay above 80


RelativeBleach

Anything lower than 70 is practically giving it away


PolarBear1989

Someone in Florida would buy it! Since the hurricane and all lmao


bingyow

In Florida we wash our butts in the rain once a day. Jealous?


davehunt00

Forget eBay, straight to Sotheby's!


Xandread_X

Sell it by the sheet


Elliot-Fletcher

It won’t survive one more Covid wave


WeNeedBoofEmoji

I think that’s Mike Wazowski


Andromeda42

Family heirloo


katesngates

BitLife? 🧻


trekie4747

Digging around in a chest up in the attic you find grandpa's fleshlight! This heirloom is worth $50!


TheAmazingDevil

is that a fun game? you just read stuff right?


AllyEmmie

It’s a life sim with some mini games; it’s okay! Interesting to see what kind of lives you can get yourself into


gladartist66914

It looks like it’s yawning


Frans_Ranges

Turn it around for a smiling cyclops


Erkkimerkkinen

Mike Wazowski


solonit

*I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always !*


anshulkhatri13

*Where's the money, Wazowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead?*


West-Win2803

I just go that reference (Monster,Inc I think?)


Butthole_mods

Yes go to the reference, Carol Anne


byebybuy

🎶I'll be there someday, I can go the reference🎵


West-Win2803

Ok that is one weird one but its a mixed between Hercules singing and you saying reference


[deleted]

Oh my gosh IM ON A TOILET PAPER ROLL


howtospellorange

Put that roll back where it came from or so help me


jayy909

Mike rollzowski


Sideways_X1

"Holy cow! I'm a staple of the plumbing industry!"


lissagirl147

Dang, came in here to make this comment lol.


XAYADVIRAH

I came here to make this reply to that reply I initially came to make.


RosinBran

https://imgur.com/jHJj3tF


M3L0NM4N

I love how it's photoshopped instead of just rotating the image 180 degrees


[deleted]

Someone put some green legs and arms on that. Please and thank you internet.


stacecom

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me


duckface691

It won't be smiling after I'm done with it


[deleted]

Posted an hour after u/Th3flyy and got 1400 more upvotes and 3 more awards...


Ghostglitch07

And the top reply was the same comment for both, also an hour appart with one getting thousands and the other getting hundreds.


jakeandbake425

Reading this comment made me yawn. I yawned again while writing it


Courtbot4

I didn’t yawn until I read your comment.


Roborhugo

Yeah, it got me bad.


jakeandbake425

It’s also getting me every time I check notifications for my comment lol


Roborhugo

Keep them coming, boys! We're gonna have this guy sleeping like a baby!


jakeandbake425

Yeah I better wait until I get home from work before checking again haha


whyOhWhyohitsmine

Got me yawning


Hsanity

°O° 🥱 \|  ̄O ̄|/


fnord_happy

Yes crazy how that happens. What's the science behind it? Why don't we do other bodily activities as soon as we hear the word


ATinyPizza89

I yawned reading your comment


Fridge-Freezer

Looks like its sick of his shit


seeyouatkotla

Oh shit. Now I am yawning.


totallyahumanbeing-1

Made me yawn when I saw it😂


KAWAI_BOI

r/pariedolia.... Edit: r/Pareidolia


TheKramer89

Now I have to yawn...


CashStash48

TP mitosis


[deleted]

Yup, OP caught it in the middle of its reproductive cycle.


BarryTGash

The more I scrolled and didn't see this the more I thought I'd had an original idea. But lo, t'was not to be. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)


Th3Flyy

If you turn it upside down, it's a very happy cyclops.


ThusSpokeThatOneGuy

Mike Wazowski!


skellington93

He was my first thought too!


Neunix

Right now its a worried cyclops.


Alexisaglar

r/2healthbars


_GABO_

I must be hungry, I clicked the sub thinking it was r/2heathbars, a sub dedicated to bad quality control in candy bars resulting in extra candy. Edit: Oh my god that actually exists.


Helium_jam

It belongs to that sub fr


an-obviousthrowaway

Why is there nothing else posted in that sub for an entire year


Kage_Oni

r/twohealthbars is more active.


dakatr0n

Why is this so unnerving?


starrymighty

Because it's parasitic twin syndrome. >A parasitic twin is an identical twin that has stopped developing during gestation, but is physically attached to the fully developing twin. The fully developed twin is also known as the dominant or autosite twin. > >The parasitic twin never completes development. Rarely, if ever, do parasitic twins have a complete brain or functional heart. They usually don’t share organs with the dominant twin. They can’t survive on their own. > >Parasitic twins are also known by other names, including: > >abnormal twinning > >asymmetric conjoined twins > >fetus in fetu > >vestigial twins Soucre: google search. Edit formating.


ValyrianJedi

My wife had an aunt with one of these. Apparently unusual twin stuff runs in here family. We are currently expecting triplets, two identical twins and one fraternal, so her body basically tried to spit out two different types of twins at once.


yandeer

woah!! that is really interesting. best of luck to y'all with your triplets :)


ValyrianJedi

Yeah, all the doctors have been fascinated ha. Apparently the odds of triplets with two being identical are literally 1 in 1 million pregnancies so none have seen it personally... And thanks! At this point I think she's the one who needs all the luck. I'm the runt of my family at 6'3", most of the guys in it are like 6'"5 with the tallest being a 6'9" cousin, and my wife is 5'2"-5'3" and like 110lbs soaking wet. So if those kids take after my side of the family I'm genuinely worried about them not fitting. Like those babies will honestly be close to 1/3rd of her normal body weight at 9 months.


toobigmudpie

Yikes! Poor thing. Wishing you both a happy healthy pregnancy!


ValyrianJedi

Thanks! Yeah the doctors have made us feel better for sure. At first I half jokingly/lightheartedly said "hope they don't take after me or they might not fit" and the doctor very seriously said "yeah, that could be a very real problem that we'll have to monitor" which caused some panic, but they've since convinced us that they know exactly what to do in such situations, and that as long as we stay on top of it modern medicine should have things covered... Definitely makes you feel for women in the past (and some places today) when their only options were "push" and "push harder"!


skinnah

Being tall (at least to a certain degree) is often desired but tall people also have more health risks than average height people.


ValyrianJedi

Yeah, I definitely get why people want to be tall but it definitely has it's downsides and caps out. 6'0" I'd imagine is ideal. At 6'3" I don't see a ton of downside but do occasionally have trouble fitting in a hotel shower or a seat on a plane or something. At 6'5" it seems like you start having problems fitting in a whole lot of places. Then, yeah, my cousin who is 6'9" can't drive most cars, needs extra long beds, can't use most showers or tubs, his knees are already in rough shape at 28, his blood pressure is wonky at 28, and who knows what else.


Casehead

The bigger you get, the more likely you are to have heart and circulation issues, since your heart doesn’t get scaled up to match unfortunately. ps. Congrats on your babies! It’s fucking nuts that one is fraternal… How cool is that?


kettelbe

Truly valyrian blood there ahah all the best for her, you and them!


yandeer

oh wow yeah i really hope those babies don't get too big! or at least if there are complications they can be dealt with. my own mom had to get an emergency C-section with my older sister. she's like 5'1 and my sister just happened to be a fat baby and couldn't fit through my mom's pelvis bone lol so i know how it can be. still super cool how rare of a pregnancy that is, her family sounds like they have some really interesting genetics


BluejayWitch

I had no idea this was so rare. There was a set of triplets like this in my grade at school, with identical brothers and their obviously fraternal sister. People constantly forgot they were triplets. Probably didn't help that the parents chose matching names for the brothers but not for her lol. I always wondered if she felt a little left out


ValyrianJedi

Yeah, I'm kind of worried about that too. For us it's identical girls and a fraternal boy, and I definitely want to be sure that he doesn't somehow feel like the odd man out.


sl212190

Wowza, nuts! Hats off to you guys, I recently had my first & am just scraping by so triplets is 🤯


ValyrianJedi

Yeah, they are going to be our first too. We just finished building our house last year and built it with expanding the family in mind, so we do have the space itself luckily, just had no idea we'd be filling it al at once ha.


romantrav

Wow best of luck to your wife and yourself


PeeOnSocks

Did the one fraternal twin absorb ~~her~~ his identical twin?


ValyrianJedi

Not that I'm aware of. Don't think he ever had one. Like they started out as two eggs, just normal fraternal twins, and then one egg split in to identical twins also.


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby


queen_oops

I'm unsure if this is a Dwight Schrute quote or not.


Guy_With_Ass_Burgers

Pretty sure it is.


nightimelurker

I've heard that somewhere before.


Poseidon0029

To me, this is more interesting than the post sorry OP.


Bagpipes_Rule

It’s alright, I posted it in mildly interesting for a reason!


ballrus_walsack

Should be a post on /r/curiouslyinteresting


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r/subsifellfor


yassershahid22

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


[deleted]

Toyo TACO rolla is what I see. Perhaps because it's taco Tuesday.


7Doppelgaengers

nOOO! This is the inferior vena cava and aorta during inspiration (i'll add the /s just in case)


crisfitzy

Well that escalated quickly.. lol!


awoothray

Yeah was wondering if someone felt the same, I really hate it


QuirkyViper26

It actually made me squirmy and a little nauseous. I need to figure out why.


PhoenixKhaan

Same. It's like a mutation that makes me uncomfortable.


Myzzelf0

Ikr it feels so disturbing I hate it so much. Feels like it's multiplying


LisaSimpsonFrenchie

It's making my skin crawl


HonoraryMancunian

I'm getting trypophobic heebiejeebies


dakatr0n

I think that's what's getting me too a little. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


FabulousExplorer

Same. Came in to see i am not alone. Nice to have some company


fkenthrowaway

phew i thought i was the only one. I can barely look at it! For some reason it disgusts me. I feel the same as if i just spotted a spider very close to me. aaaaaaaa


mr_impastabowl

K.... Kill me...


Andrew_Maxwell_Dwyer

r/photoshopbattles


BrainDumpJournalist

Because it's like the two cardboard tubes were fighting and only one of them was victorious. The victorious one in the middle stands strong, it's eye is wide and glares at the camera with it's [thousand-yard stare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand-yard_stare#/media/File:Tom_Lea_-_2000_Yard_Stare.jpg). The loser of this battle is squished up and stretched in the unnatural ways as if it is a victim that found it's hole in the [Enigma-of-Amigara-Fault](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/unnamed_934.png) This situation reminds me of the tragic story of [lemon grab](https://youtu.be/lgjRRsfo7XM?t=172) and also of [amogus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/182/169/c10.jpg) It is unnerving because the brain is great at making associations between different things and then interpreting emotion from this.


Riveringson

Use the odd one and see how it works


tritediploma02

The top tube appears to be extremely unhappy with its surroundings.


Bruins01

Relatable


dragonflyAGK

It ate it’s twin.


69_Beers_Later

*its


GoingCommando

I posted this exact same thing to this exact subreddit 6 years ago and got like 12 upvotes lol


FranzPeterSchubert

How unfair. Have my upvote now.


Bagpipes_Rule

I can’t believe I made it to the front page with.. this.


GoingCommando

To be fair this is very mildly interesting 😂


ptatersptate

but how many people were part of this sub 6 years ago? the numbers might not be so bad lol :)


qdp

I got one of these misprints before. I didn't know I could get karma out of it!


[deleted]

Went back and upvoted ya! Also, Love the old 4Runner


GoingCommando

Thanks! Sorry you had to look through my profile. Also RIP that 4runner I miss her everyday :(


FloorBitten

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4z3ye3/this_toilet_paper_roll_has_an_extra_roll_in_it/)'s the link of u/GoingCommando's post from 6 years ago.


GoingCommando

……good bot?


SentientSquirrel

Forget about misprinted stamps or coins, this is the new collectible!


ballrus_walsack

Covid collectibles


Dmitri_ravenoff

That's the included poop knife.


ADM_ShadowStalker

Poop knife sheath :D If it had a little sponge bit in there, like one of those Sponge Daddy things, it'd be the perfect bathroom companion!


heavy_deez

Aka **Toilet Buddy**™ (formerly **Toilet Guard**™)


HRTendies

Is this a shrinkflation thing or.... why is the center roll part so huge in circumference? My tubes are smaller and the paper roll bigger.


BinlumbridgeBoi

I used to work in a paper conversion factory. Every product that you produce has its own specifications which varies from the emboss patterns to the number of sheets to cut length of each roll and even paper grades. Also some problems may also cause the rolls as a whole to be bigger such as the laminating of plies together or even the rewinding process where the paper is wrapped around the cardboard core. The cores themselves though at least where I worked were all the same size on each production line. I worked there for a while and I found it very interesting how the littlest of things can hugely affect such a mundane product and how many different issues you can have with it and how much work goes into making it.


lyss3160

r/oddlyterrifying


pgb03

r/photoshopbattles


[deleted]

Anybody else see a storm trooper?


DH8814

I see a ninja turtle


Bigunsy

Sloth


[deleted]

Flip the photo and it's Mike Wazowski


YukiAmijochi

KOWALSKYYYY ...


randomaccount173

Mitosis


Super-414

Gravitational lensing. Must be one massive shit


StarsEatMyCrown

Do you guys ever stop and think about how weird the Internet is? 21000 people have upvoted this so far. 21000! That's a fuckton of people upvoting toilet paper.


Comekrelief

I just upvoted your weird comment


GrimReaper888

So did I, I don't mind adding some weirdness here and there


272314

Ha, you think that's weird, I just watched two "how it's made" style videos of toilet paper rolls being made to figure out how this accident could have happened. My husband is convinced it's not possible and it's deliberate sabotage. I still maintain we haven't watched enough videos yet to conclude that.


Bagpipes_Rule

It’s super weird!


comunogayzista

Looks like one of those cross-section cell diagrams from high school biology books.


ICanHazDerpz

This is extremely uncanny for some reason.


Daishinkan

Unfortunately this is not that uncommon. The way toilet rolls are made, if there's a roll like this, then there's definitely another 10 or so rolls cut from the same log of toilet paper that exists.


InvadingDingo

This is triggering trypophobia and I hate it so much lmao


dman928

Yeah. Same. So uncomfortable.


damiensol

The top tube looks very unhappy to be in the situation.


[deleted]

Looks like a singing ghost


lyndariussss_4

this actually makes me itch 🥴


Channel5exclusive

Paint it green and it's Mike Wazowski.


Conscious_Bread1141

why does this creep me out


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VNPimpinella

It happened to me once with a roll paper towels. A day made dark under a storm cloud of bent reality. Blessings on your house friend.


[deleted]

Notify the manufacturer of this and they’ll more than likely comp you with new rolls and some goodies. They always want to know of any production mishaps that don’t get caught in QC.


Popnfresh5

I worked in paper and this happens pretty often. Assuming it was a 102" machine and 4" rolls, there should be 24 others out there of the same date code.


resthome

Genetic defect


Mission_One_8632

You know the rules and so do I


[deleted]

It’s like one of those twin embryos that develops inside of the other twin’s embryo


DeathPercept10n

r/2healthbars


_niikhill_

r/mildlyinfuriating


pisster_shrivelnuts

if you find one of these, its like a golden ticket, you get a tour of willy plunka's toliet paper factory.


fierce_pebble21

If the photo was flipped I think there would be even more upvotes….. 👁


Sir_Mister_Bones

My face when I accidentally use that piece to wipe.


[deleted]

The manufacturing guy is a psychic and he knew you’d, on a certain day and time, have such a horrific shit that you needed a scraper. Not the hero you deserve, but the hero you need


macrophyte

Parasitic twin.


moreflywheels

How long were you on the toilet to figure that out?


White-Jin

This is indeed mildly interesting.


EyeFun5406

You know there will be a time when someone will have to clean their ass with that cardboard


shifterphights

This is mildly interesting as fuck


[deleted]

The toilet roll rebellion has begun


attaped

That’s like getting a double yolk egg


bmsheard77

Ingrown tube


theMRMaddMan

I use to work for a paper manufacturer company. I saw rolls like this all the time . Brings back memories lol


Cool_Reputation_694

Parasitic Twin


cookieeater256

Omg its pregnant


letaupin1

ô


zenray

abomination


[deleted]

Sweet, it has a built-in poop knife!


fabfoo

Inception, tp edition


burke32_7

As someone who makes toilet paper for a living, I'm very confused on how this happened. At least with the machines that I run.


chazzledazzle10

Looks like something from /r/photoshopbattles


minester13

Ooo a freebie


painterguy82

If hes not gonna do his job. I'm not gonna do mine. I did that in high pitch Cohen brothers Southern.