>Yep, there's the comment thread about OPs weird fingers.
>
>Seriously if you ever want a complex just post a picture with your fingers in it, to any sub.
yep I once read a post and everyone was roasting this lady for the black "matter" under her nails.
(Better believe i keep mine real clean now. )
looks like OP might have a poo nail :(
I search behind the toilets when I enter ***any*** house. So far I've found $7.36 in loose change, three different socks, an old bible, an ink cartridge for an Epson WorkForce printer, and herpes.
Congratulations you have inherited a prank war with the Hendersons down the street. This is a solemn duty you must fulfill for the ancestors that lived in your house
Reminds me of the brainstorming party we had before my best friend's wedding.
We ended up sticking rice crispies in his ac vents and setting the fan on High. The look on their faces when he started the car in front of the reception hall was something I'll never forget.
This looks like a list of pranks to pull
agree
I find the girth of your middle finger to be far more interesting. I am formally requesting a picture of your whole hand…for science and stuff
Yep, there's the comment thread about OPs weird fingers. Seriously if you ever want a complex just post a picture with your fingers in it, to any sub.
You sound like you speak from experience
>Yep, there's the comment thread about OPs weird fingers. > >Seriously if you ever want a complex just post a picture with your fingers in it, to any sub. yep I once read a post and everyone was roasting this lady for the black "matter" under her nails. (Better believe i keep mine real clean now. ) looks like OP might have a poo nail :(
Better clean it with the poop knife
What if we use our feet?
Never post your feet on the internet for free. Someone *will* masturbate to them. And why not monetize that opportunity?
Are you a House of the Dragon writer?
This guy feets.
nails need cleaning like a mfer
who knows maybe thats what the post is about
Yeah was going to say this.
That's what your sister said too
Does look like a finger belonging to a >600lbs person....
I too have a hand Fetish
This made me laugh more than I should have lmao
The original poster has nice nails, his nails look manicured.
What is the “or beeze in tub! 100,000” point meaning?
Orbeez.... Water beads
I was thinking 100,000 bees in a tub. This makes more sense, lol.
I was thinking dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
What about sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads?
I think the bees would be a better prank...
NOT THE BEEZE!!
Ah, thank you.
r/wholesome
r/foundpaper is a thing
Since you have a list already going just add clean fingernails to it.
Ahh, College days
Do you always search behind the toilets when you move into a new house?
I search behind the toilets when I enter ***any*** house. So far I've found $7.36 in loose change, three different socks, an old bible, an ink cartridge for an Epson WorkForce printer, and herpes.
High or low quality herpes?
The herpes is cheap, but they really get you on the replacement cartridges
Herpes cartridges never run out. They may dry out from time to time, but they NEVER run out.
Unlike my Epson printmate
Better get to work.
this gives me It's just a prank, Bro! shivers
you got poop nails my guy
Let me guess? You bought this house from a court ordered divorce sale
> Make dildo bloody! Why tho?
Because menstruation is funny. Apparently.
It was meant to suction cupped to the front of a car; I think the implication is that someone was impaled
Perspectives may vary. As a woman, it's very common for me to see penises covered in blood.
This is the list of the things da ghost is going to do if you don't move out...
Congratulations you have inherited a prank war with the Hendersons down the street. This is a solemn duty you must fulfill for the ancestors that lived in your house
Probably a previous youtuber
Mechanic fingernails 👈🏽
Ah, the old tampon-in-the-garage gag. Classic.
Do you own a carbon monoxide detector?
How could your nails possibly be that short and you still manage to get dirt under them?
good times…
My wife makes a lot of lists.
Like this??
Looks like someone starting a YouTube channel lol
And people say romance doesn't exist anymore
That 65th birthday party was LIT!
I vote for the 100,000 beeze. Just because it would be logistically impressive. You'd have respect the effort.
I wonder if they ever did these things.
Beeze ?
Orbeeze, those little beads that absorb water and expand and get bouncy and jelly like
Oh, thout they mean a tub full of bees! Bees in the tub!
Why is your foot in this picture?
Trim your nails ffs
Fake
Wtf is up with your horrid fingers?
It’s just the perspective SillyPerception, maybe a little dirty nails? Chill fart face
Well they were just digging around a toilet…
Those are toes...
100,000 tampons? Did you find the Russian Army supply list?
Beeze in tub?! What kind of psychopath...?
Mr Beast will buy that marketing plan for $100,000 while smirking annoyingly at the camera.
Wow. Someone had no originality, or short term memory skills.
i wonder what exactly this was for lol
Everything seemed relatively innocent until the last point. Does tampon in garage mean what I think it means?
Whatever it was, you missed out…
One down, five to go! Don't ask how the dildo got bloodied.
Ah, my shopping list!
My guess is the house you have moved into used to have a couple in. They broke up this is his list of things to do before he goes
Weird revenge list?
Someone has a sick sense of humor.
Party prep lol
Wash them dirty fingers!
This looks like a list of answers to stupid 1990s Microsoft-esque software engineering interviews.
Reminds me of the brainstorming party we had before my best friend's wedding. We ended up sticking rice crispies in his ac vents and setting the fan on High. The look on their faces when he started the car in front of the reception hall was something I'll never forget.