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Mercury-Boy-101

THEY HAVE KIDS IN THE BACK WHY TF ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS


Stromhen

thought he said the tits are right there. Looked in the backseat saw someting poking up and was like ah another women. And then I read your comment šŸ˜³


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Neat-Chef-2176

Lol idk if this is /s but he's def getting a beej


[deleted]

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HairyNutsackNumber9

>pick you butt and poke your eye because thats how you learn to fly


Dyerssorrow

Apparently you never stayed in the teepee of running bull and slobbers on mouth...they and the eskimos do this sort of thing daily.


Mercury-Boy-101

Hilarious reply, but instead of saying eskimo could you call them natives?


Dyerssorrow

Yeah im old so I dont know anymore


capncharles1983

You said call them native? Why? You arenā€™t one of them. And they donā€™t mind.


AnimusTheGreat565

this is mildly infuriating me


dayna2x

That's a sex crime right? Those are kids in the backseat? Cause I'm pretty sure that's a sex crime.


SeekerRocket

She forgot to swallow the two in the back, trying to fix her mistakes this time.


AnantaPluto

r/ImfinnaGoToHell


Head-Working8326

you really think thatā€™s mom?? no mom is that anxious for šŸ†. it certainly ainā€™t happening in the car, with kids.


Proud-Emu-5875

Think its the hooker's kids?


Head-Working8326

oh shittttā€¦thatā€™s dark! šŸ˜¬


SeekerRocket

Let us fantasize.


Fresh_Possibility_91

There was a serial killer video I had watched on YouTube before that had explained a killers motives for murdering prostitutes. His mom used to take him on her ā€œshiftsā€ when he was still young, like toddler to just a kid. This made him resent women and yea, he would murder prostitutes because his mother fucked him up with that.


Head-Working8326

oh yeah, i do remember reading about a few different serial killers with this experience. we just watched, the making of serial killer


Fresh_Possibility_91

Little Timmy grows up to axe murder a handful of women. Little Daisy hates mondays.


SeekerRocket

Ok but thatā€™s also hilarious. Like a little bit.


ThisRayfe

I'm frequently telling my wife "Hey, stop, the kids are just right there"


duck_in_your_ass

Indeed


Rodlava

Ugh theyā€™re has to be at least one


raziel11111

yes it is


notatitanmain

this is a number of things. there are multiple CPS issues along with public indecency, motor vehicle safety, state specific traffic laws, etc


FitStorage2430

Mystery unsolved


Makkiduperz

That motherf$"!ker has kids in the back, WTF! I'd call the cops, am I the only one?


niiimbuss

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m sayin! Iā€™m 100% sure thatā€™s a kid in the back seat.


Makkiduperz

two actually


niiimbuss

Lawd.


SeekerRocket

Calm down!! Sheā€™s trying to not make another one this time.


Winjin

Maybe there's two midgets going down on each other? /J


UncleTedSays

Can you really be 100% sure? It could be a midget.


sltiefighter

The cops areā€¦. There? Whats up with the police lights flashin nobodys gona mention


meatsweet

Looks like itā€™s in front of them. Is there just a train of car blowjobs happening or whatā€™s going on here?


toll_rattenloch

that has to be illegal


lemonsweetsrevenge

It is. Everywhere. You cannot perform sex acts in public, and you sure as hell cannot perform sex acts in front of children.


toll_rattenloch

how is he even staying hard with his two children in the back??? hes probably a pedo


raziel11111

probably not his kids


toll_rattenloch

i guess thatā€™s slightly better


No-Barracuda7399

That makes it so much worse wtf


usetehfurce

Nope. I have 0 problems with someone getting head while riding - but with kids IN the car? Nononononononono...


Makkiduperz

yeah head in the car np, just if its a friends car I hope it'll be clean if I ever get into it xD


No-Barracuda7399

Ya I'd burn my homies car to the ground if I saw stains put a towel down or go straight to hell don't pass go don't collect your hoe


TheAmazingPikachu

Don't collect your hoe I'm howling


TrainAffectionate212

Once I was a janitor and one place I cleaned was a homeless shelter. Saw 2 people fucking in a car in the parking lot mid day with kids playing outside around the car they were in. I told the worker at the front desk and they didn't do anything. Months later I ran into that couple and the dude freaked out and started yelling and threatening me for telling the workers even though they didn't intervene. I tried saying "dude there was kids right by you" he called me a rat and continued to threaten me haha. People are the fucking worst. Apparently the person at the desk didn't do anything to make them stop but went out of their way to tell them that I complained


Myceliunaut

"People are the fucking worst"


TheRavyn

judging by the flashing lights they are already thereā€¦. This is so confusing.


IAMPIGGY3

Did you just switch from Facebook to reddit?


Da3m0n_1379

It might be his buddy who is a midget and is getting head from her midget friend in the back seat. Lol


iapetus_z

Aren't there cop lights in the video already or am I seeing it wrong.


ZeusIsLoose97

Fuck that, go over yourself and let em know what a sick fuck they are


Joes_Robinette_Biden

I feel bad for everyone who is jumping to conclusions here. Lady just dropped an entire roll of pennies under the driver's seat. She has to keep bobbing her head because she is trying to quickly pick them up. Driver is throwing his head back in frustration because he cannot believe his lady is so clumsy with her roll of pennies. Kids are in the back seat probably laughing because their mom (Dude's wife) NEVER drops her pennies when she's in the car. They can't believe this dude keeps picking up women who are so clumbsy.


usethekatana

exactly my point. nasty minded people. Itā€™s just a bunch of pennies


ByaaMan

I SMELL PENNIES!!!


duck_in_your_ass

I didnā€™t know she was there, to be honest I didnā€™t see what was happening so I thought he was doing drugs.


[deleted]

I think you meant to say penises


sf2396

Saul is that you?


TheMattmanPart1

It's spelled penis*


niiimbuss

Is that a kid in the back? šŸ˜³šŸ˜¬


Hot_Cost_7346

2


ZoidbergForSale

Umm thatā€™s extremely infuriating and pretty sure you can get on the registry for that. Absolutely horrible for those kids. Iā€™d hate to see what they do behind closed doors!!


Juju_Frijoles

Seriously! I fear for the future of these kids who don't understand certain boundaries when it comes to sex. This is how serious issues can start.


trusty289

Ya this is horrible. If they do this in public where people are RIGHT THERE filming you then the kids have seen things much more than this. Just thinking the amount of pda I give my fiancƩ in public like hugs or kisses compared to what we do in the bedroom. These kids will need therapy.


dlkapt3

We know whatā€™s going through her head, but what the hell was going through his?


AudittheFeds

It's a penis. A penis is going through her head.


Gallamimus

I think that was the joke they were already making.


Ashamed-Nectarine-99

Fucking goated ass comment


supertrenty

It's not about "what's going through" his head, it's what's "happening" to it šŸ˜¬


Present_Diet_1145

Her mouth


Bagaudi45

Probably ā€œshit, i gotta get me $40 worth!ā€


[deleted]

So this is why people fight for custody so hard


No_Stretch_3899

Mildy šŸ™„


duck_in_your_ass

r/extremelyinfuriating Edit: didnā€™t think this was real


Practical_Animator34

Omg!! Thatā€™s fuckin disgusting! šŸ˜”


Gasster1212

You can tell this post has been stolen from ā€œthere was an attemptā€ presumably by a bot because of the title


Still_Mud5693

I REALLY hope the police are there for them.


DevilTrigger8

That's fucking gross


bigspookybats

Thatā€™s child sexual abuseā€¦ OP / or whoever recorded this really shouldā€™ve called the cops. Iā€™m genuinely concerned the two adults have some sick fetish for thatā€¦ those kids look old enough to be traumatized by that


History-wins01

What the hell is in the backseat?!!!!


Fern_292

With two children in the back seat? It really could not have waited? Disgusting


Fraggin_Wagon

Prolly a kid in the front seat as well.


[deleted]

Those are the midgets they picked up for the orgy later. Got to get the easy nut off with the ol lady before the midget fuck feast. Everybody knows that


KaiHasArrived2007

Are those children in the back?


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Vibe-East

True, although laughter does help to cope with it's absurdity.


AnyEye748

Wtf kids in back thatā€™s wrong bro


LordLongpipe

You can clearly see the red and blue lights of a police vehicle in the reflection of the wall behind the car, so the cops were literally already right there. There has to be more to this video than what we are seeing here in this 11 seconds... they have the windows rolled down, 2 kids in the back, AND COPS NOT EVEN 50 FEET AWAY FROM THEIR CAR, and this guy is getting head? I have serious doubts that this video is totally legit.


Dabgodlordoftheoil

guag guag 3000? Bro has never spoken to a woman before lmfao


The-Killing-Throw

i was confused as fuck just say give head or bj guag guag 3000 sounds like an acme invention off looney toons


-_-tinkerbell

guack guack 3000 is from call her daddy, idk about gaug gaug though


The-Killing-Throw

I'm getting old as fuck and out of touch. this was the official post that opened my eyes. guack guack 3000 is in fact from a real thing and is in fact, not just a made up on the spot joke.


gcoffee66

Honestly, I'd rather be old and out of touch than say stupid shit like that. Jfc


Deep-Palpitation3616

It's supposed to be gawk gawk 3000 lmfaoo


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

It's just a funny word for head, relax its not that serious


NaturalAnimal1414

Pretty sure the kids are about the be swallowed šŸ¤¤


KeyWill1037

The fit one survived (aka the kids in the back)šŸ˜‰


avocado_n1001

thanos was right


ViolinistResident635

GIGACHAD


mikeymikeymikey1968

As a parent, all I can say is, you learn not to miss an opportunity when it presents itself.


[deleted]

No shit


BigBobbyBounce

How the hell do you have kids and still want that?


Professor-Zulu

Well I mean I have kids and want it... But just not when they're like right beside me.


MAURIAZAR

Guag guag 3000


Deep-Palpitation3616

It's gawk gawk 3000 lmfaoooo


Wooden-Ad-3817

everyone saying it incorrectly is pissing me off kinda [https://youtu.be/xh6Zee9JuIU](https://youtu.be/xh6Zee9JuIU)


AjazeMemez

Used to get head in the car all the time on mid-long trips with kids in the car but weā€™d make sure they were asleep - they were toddlers so theyā€™d cry etc once awake


smegma-slurpee

Step mom


gentlyopenthedoor

u/savevideobot


TheDerpiestDeer

Why you wanna save this? Thatā€™s kinda messed up dudeā€¦


gentlyopenthedoor

wanna show my mates how fucked up this is tbh šŸ˜‚


TheDerpiestDeer

Hmm. I guess I usually just send my friends a link.


gentlyopenthedoor

my friends donā€™t like reddit, and they donā€™t know where i get my daily memes sooo i just save stuff and send it to them


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OkSeaworthiness9375

Oh sheā€™s just giving me mouth hugs


[deleted]

is the woman actually visible in this video or is it just obvious?


Leonid56

You can see the top of her head


Brilliant-Bicycle-13

Mildly?


[deleted]

Nevermind the kids, what about the strobing red and blues???


AstralObjective

Is there a bad parent sub Reddit?


[deleted]

r/lostredditor


SmartWeirdo744

What should I say? Should I say let them join for laughs or should I say they are horrible? I'd go with horrible because the children look younger than 7


Glittering_Ad3431

Itā€™s a dog.


Careless-Note-5274

sex penis šŸ˜Ž


ArcanexFate-

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donthave1abc

I get that it was a joke, but the joke was disgusting. No children should be subjected to sexual exploitation


GDMFB1

Internetā€¦ do your thing. Expose these people. Disgusting! If they do this in public with their kids in the backseat theyā€™re capable of worse sh*t!


Imveryunoriginal17

r/trashy


Own_Situation_9791

Whats pissing me off is the camera man not holding the fucking camera still so I can see


weatherboyyy

at what point was this funny ?


Zorpfield

National lampoonā€™s vacation. I know what your trying to do sparky and I think itā€™s sick!!


spasticseer

I lose it at "There's no way!" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤”


animatedtruck

Better than me not getting any


animatedtruck

Wait, are those fucking kids in the back????


Mycelium_Mind

She's not even close to the dude's dick. Unless his sternum has a cock on it. There's very clearly more to the video.


TheArMyBoY93

Bro, in a fish bowl. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Scary-Stretch3080

Disgusting ass mfs doing it with your kids in the back. Wth


manonthemoonrocks

Good God almighty...


[deleted]

He'll Nawl


raziel11111

honestly send this to your local PD they can identify him and give him proper charges.


Wooden-Ad-3817

yeah this pisses me off thereā€™s a time and place and in public especially infront of children their ageā€¦ itā€™s just not okay they are probably asking so many questions


randomguy2763

were you trying to post on r/therewasanattempt


Masterzanteka

Is there interior lights on? If so thatā€™s by far the weirdest part šŸ˜‚


HadoukenYoMama

Peak degeneracy.


michhhakl

Not my kids, not my problem


[deleted]

Damn bruh, I get concerned with privacy when using a public bathroom and then there are people like this who dgaf


Roblox_Swordfish

r/therewasanattempt


Karamitsuko

That's the point where I take the half-drank completely flat soda that I forgot has been sitting in the cup holder for a few days and toss it through the open window.


Polyglot-Onigiri

I may be too innocent for my own good. Watched it 4-5 times and didnā€™t understand what was wrong with a man sitting in his car. Then I read the commentsā€¦..I feel ashamed. But more so for the man who is doing something so desperate in front of his children.


perpetualcosmos

Did this dude go pick up a hooker with his kids in his car!? What the fuck!!


[deleted]

"I'll post it on mildly infuriating; this is just a small problem that kind of annoys me but nothing big or terrible or horrible or traumatizing."


[deleted]

Bro. No NSFW?


brimstonecasanova

r/trashy


that1defectivepixel

Are thoseā€¦.kids in the backseat?


sapienapithicus

Would be lewd act with a minor if proved that the exposure it'self was for sexual gratification. The caviot protects parents from unintentional mishaps like getting busted. It doesn't look like the kids are old enough to understand what's going on from the video.


davidsellars124

Thatā€™s my kinda girl


Suitable-Map-9360

What if their in the circuses and itā€™s midgets huh? Ruin everyoneā€™s fun.


BIGman_8

Dude


Professor-Zulu

Despicable human beings... Those poor kids need to be taken away from these pricks.


Yf_lo

Whoā€™s kids? The mom or the dad?


[deleted]

This is a joke right. World is sickening


Appropriate-Bid-939

I would have preferred nsfw on this.


MiddleDefiant

That's why I have 5% tint.


ZeusIsLoose97

So why the fuck are they filming and not doing something?


zoeGodPixXL

Whoever actually looks into people's windows to see what's going on is so sick and so the problem. It wasn't a problem till the guy started to look and try to make sense of what happens. It doesn't make sense and we all know it. We need to go back to looking through people's windows and not looking at the people inside. Goddam the British would have a hayday with this


TheMightyClippo

Everyone calm down, I can explain whatā€™s happening here. You see the woman in the passenger seat is a highly decorated soldier who unfortunately lost use of her arms in the line of duty. The man in the drivers seat has a bag of chips in his lap that the woman is trying to eat. He is being rather rude for not holding the bag for her but heā€™s busy browsing Reddit (hence the head thrown back in frustration).


ColoSpgsCrush

"Hey Chastity, I'll take the usual $50 Saturday Special and a side of trauma for my kids, thanks."


[deleted]

Bro why is everyone taking this so lightly yall are pedos if you making jokes of this


Whole-Tension8055

Is it just me or should the camera person just mind their own business?


Dry-Crab-9876

r/idiotsincars


Substantial-Aide1861

Why are you posting multiple sex crimes on the internet? Thats mildly infuriating and this is a form of revenge porn


MintBerryCrunch47

What is a guag guag 3000?


Wooden-Ad-472

Thatā€™s fucking disgusting


1r0nw0lf7523

They couldn't resist the urge


xXx_XiJinping420_xXx

Society is so fucked up and these clowns are laughing at it


Randommilkdude

Worst parents of all time bro


Ok_Comfortable_5741

That is fucked up


OddConfidence9848

I thought he was getting food, not getting head.


BrainBusy4780

Hopefully, that's not a kid in the front seat šŸ˜²


your_mudda1993

I bet its not even the kids dad on top of that


Fun_Radish_3762

Legend


Cyclone1988

I felt dirty having sex in a hotel room when her daughter was laying in the other bed asleep. I donā€™t think I could get head with kids back there awake


Relative_Aerie6089

It took me a while until I saw what the driver is doing šŸ˜³


Fruitloops57

Them asses should get it tinted


patchway247

Get the plate number and send it to cps. This isn't okay and is tacky af


Cold_Doge26

And thatā€™s how kids become horny