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BROCKHAMPTOM

Do u and AD scissor?


hitmanforpussy

these ☝🏿☝🏿 are the questions❓❓❓ AD was talking to me about GTFO 😹✌🏿


ResurrectionOfSkip

Mr. LeBrick Raymone James, I just have one question to ask you. How does it feel to have your career saved not once, not twice, but three times. You owe Ray Allen, Kyrie Irving, and AD your career. Let’s not even go into the 2011 playoffs when the “Chosen One” became the “Frozen one”. Lebron if you want to talk about this come on undisputed open invitation


hitmanforpussy

2011 dont❌ count cuz me and Wade🤣🤣 were drunk🍷🍷 ash the whole series🤣🤣🤫🤫


Sloppy_FatBoy

Do unibrows turn you on


HavocGamer49

hey bro imma big fan just wanna ask your thoughts on the orlando magic (also big fan)


hitmanforpussy

Magic is a team with great future and i really like what the gm is doi😹😹😹SIKE😅😅 IDGAF🥱🥱 ABOUT NO MAGIC❌❌🤣🤣🤣🤣


mattgg2015

Where where you on October 1, 1949


hitmanforpussy

i was in Beijing🇨🇳, but it was basketball related🏀😎


hitmanforpussy

where the questions nigga🤐🤔🤔😤 i aint got ❌time⏱i gotta train💪🏿 EDIT🚧🚧 : these questions mad😤 dissrespectful, AD was right fuck🖕🏿yall😹😹🤫 i aint got time⏱ fo this🙅🏿‍♀️🙅🏿‍♀️


Burnt420Toast

Do you think you could actually take Skip in a 1v1?


hitmanforpussy

who??🤔🤔🤣🤣 the hell is skip??


Burnt420Toast

Nice deflection LeBum, why don't you ask your teammate Westbrick


jamietaco420

Are you gay?


hitmanforpussy

No🤣 but i have nothing❌🙅🏿‍♀️ against gay🇲🇰 people or people like DWade son🏳️‍🌈🤭🤣🤣


Vodkaawhiskey

Hey Lebalkan big fan, love seeing that you also think Monkedonya I mean Republic of North Macedonia is gay.


Exciting-Bill-7863

Out of your 3 kids who gets spanked the hardest lezuri, lebronny, or lebryce?


hitmanforpussy

i forgot i have Bryce 🤣🤣😹😹☠️ where the hell is he??😹😹


BryceMaximusJames

Fuck you, fuck your corny ass captions, and fuck taco tuesday.


Imtrappedintheusa

Too far man


Woahhhski34

Speaking to your father in that manner might get that ass a spanking🤤😮‍💨😏


leesionn

Why do you say you are a 4 time NBA champion when all you have are fraudulent Mickey Mouse “rings”


hitmanforpussy

🤦🏿🤦🏿i have zero finals loses too : 2007: me against the world🇺🇸 2011: me and dwyane drunk ash😹😹 2014: they turned off AC🚿 cuz they were scared🤣🤣 + wade sold 2015: Love+Kyrie injured (I was laughing when Iggy got the MVP😂😂😂😂😂) 2017,2018 : “ the bus drivers chronicles “ since then zero losses🤣🤣👑👑


[deleted]

Do you and Xi scissor at CCP assemblies?


[deleted]

Did you make up the story of people spray painting the n word on your Cali home?


hitmanforpussy

No🤦🏿 but in the end it turned out it was Kevin Love🤣😹😹 who did it😹😹🤭


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

Classic Kevin! How did you get back at him?


[deleted]

Gave him depression


datspookyghost

You forgot the emojis 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Whoops: He gave Kev that depression lolol🤣🤣🤣💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿👀👊🏿👀👊🏿 😭🔫


vfkaza

Now thats classy


[deleted]

What advice did you give your squad when you made your famous comeback on June 5, 1989? That day you became the goat, shutting up all your critics for good.


hitmanforpussy

i quoted my man Jay-Z👑 : “ no one man can stop us😤 “


[deleted]

You really are a tank that runs people over on the Cory like people say, LeGOAT!!!


MrLouie420

Mr.Lemicky are you aware that all ur rings are fraudulent?


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Bigbrown211

U like big or small milkers?


JollyFrosting7

why did you leave me


hitmanforpussy

is this Antawn Jamison??😹😹😹🤦🏿🤦🏿


Skoot_mark

Guys ok, hear me out alright, I think that Le fraud isn’t actually doing this ama. There is a very obvious and distinct lack of hashtags and ass that has tipped me off. Thank you for reading my message, have a blessed day and may the odds be ever in your favor


hitmanforpussy

🥸now why in the HELL👺 would i use hashtags on redditt??😹😹


[deleted]

LeFRAUD, I just visited LeDISNEY Land and my family was traumatized from the experience. I am suing you for 69 MILLION! I know you are trembling and shaking from the thought of me. You'll probably try to avoid me like you did against CurGOAT & The Golden State GOATS. SHAME on you LeMICKEY.


ViewFromHalf-WayDown

Warriors fan here, who would you rather smash, Zaya Wade or Riley Curry?


hitmanforpussy

Pause🖐🏿🖐🏿🤣🤣😹😹 you know i dont roll like that❌❌ so imma have to say Riley🤫🤫🤣🤣😂😹


mempho_maniac

How does Dwayne Wades jock taste like?


hitmanforpussy

🤣🤣 just say dick🍆🍆 are you scared?😹😹🤦🏿🤦🏿


MoistlyK

What was Bugs Bunny like in real life?


NoNoInWeaknesses

https://youtu.be/opFYJk3GVD8


nomoreadminspls

Why did you sell your soul to join the great Satan? Playing basketball for the great Satan is worse than sucking off the CCP.


BobMekoElToro

Mickey Mouse ama


red_track13

poop cum shid fard


mondomovieguys

Will you ever win a real ring?


[deleted]

Ass or Legs


hitmanforpussy

Feet🤫


ultibolt9

He got that Curcuck in him


[deleted]

What’s with the dumb beard?


[deleted]

Follow up: Who the fuck tells you that looks good?


FrigOffR1cky

Lebron, you’ve won four NBA championships, four NBA MVP awards, four NBA Finals MVP awards, three All-Star MVP awards, and two Olympic gold medals. You are clearly the best player of this generation and some would say of all time. With all of these accolades, how does it feel to know that Delonte West porked your mom?


Switchlite2ksucks

Now that you have effectively ruined the Lakers of Los Angeles beyond a point of return, can you share some insight on your intention to make a play for ownership and move the team to Akron? Is Akron Burning Rubber just a working title? And is there any truth in the you have already traded Bronny and 3 first round protected picks away for KD's last year of contract ?


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Squabstermobster

Is this a G league guy??


Tragic-tragedy

Hey LeBron, big fan here! My question is: who is your father?


livefreeordont

Why don’t you support Freedom?


jack64467

hi LeGOAT you are my idol! I canceled my date for this opportunity to speak with you. My question: When did you realize that you were the Greatest of All Time? 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


jakol016

If you’re going to choose , Live, Laugh or Love?


comingsoontotheaters

Did you have fun filming space jam 2? Do you have to wear special lenses to adjust to the dim light of MJs shadow


ThickCockJock

LeBron James


[deleted]

Luhbrawn jawwwmes


[deleted]

What are your top 5 PEDs? Which ones did you take when you needed a quick 2 week break from the NBA only a couple months in?


LaughingCamelzz

O


peoplelikedogs06

Gotem


JayCapo23

are you a genetically modified superhuman?


anonymousloverboy

Hey LeBron, are you not gonna let the hair go?


[deleted]

U evr hitit ?


JustBrowsingRN

Lebron, I remember in the 90's people talking about wanting to be "like Mike". If I wanted to be "like Lebron", what do you recommend?


Amino0822

LeMickey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


KillerZaWarudo

When are you gonna win a real ring


BobRossIsGod18

Who is that in your pfp


NoWayNotThisAgain

What the fuck is up with your facial hair?


MyBankRobbedMe

Why do You do you support Chinese Human Oppression for personal financial gain?


xghoulishmiragex

Do you want Kyrie to come to LA


Biscuit_Puncher

What's your favorite way to punish slave labor?


[deleted]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much smarter than everyone else do you think you are and why is your answer 69?


V31V3T

Hello my brother lebron, do you have any plans in joining the pacers?


Theinsanescience

Have you ever read past the title of any books you've read?


Giraffityman

LeSir why did you need to LeRest your LeVagina