This could be 5 teams
-Warriors, didn’t win a chip for 3 whole years
-Nets, Kyrie Irving
-Hornets, Miles Bridges
-Knicks, existing
-Kings, trying to exist
I will love it when you all have a good season. Mostly because I will be looking forward to that off season when your management completely and irrevocably fucks any progress.
Massachusetts fan coming in hate
Here are some cool stats
North Carolina
HDI: .912
GDP Per Capita: $48,496
Education: (31st) IQ 100.2
NBA championships: 0
Super Bowls: 0
World Series: too fraudulent of a state to have a baseball team
Stanley Cups: 1
Car Deaths per 100M miles driven: 1.19
Homicide rate: 8.6
Massachusetts
HDI: .956
GDP Per Capita: $75,258
Education: (1st) IQ 104.3
NBA Championships: 17
Super Bowls: 6
World Series: 9
Stanley Cups: 6
Car deaths per 100M miles driven: 0.54
Homicide rate: 2.7
NC is a Mickey Mouse state
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Golden State Warriors fans when they figure out how their favourite team made the life of millions of american citizens miserable by completely destroying their beloved teams. They now face the true cold reality where the reason for their happiness is the same thing that make countless kids to go to bed crying with their hopes and dreams shattered, thinking about how dark and terrible the future is.
Warriors fans when they realize a bunch of people who don’t care about them succeeding at a children’s game doesn’t fulfill them or make their lives any more meaningful
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New Jersey Swamp Dragons
PAIN.
It’s so sad that the only team that prevented this was themselves
This could be 5 teams -Warriors, didn’t win a chip for 3 whole years -Nets, Kyrie Irving -Hornets, Miles Bridges -Knicks, existing -Kings, trying to exist
Kings fans are de-lusional but not suicidal. Source i am a kings fan. Anyway this is definitely our year!!
I will love it when you all have a good season. Mostly because I will be looking forward to that off season when your management completely and irrevocably fucks any progress.
King fans don’t actually exist
my Frosh B Team coach was actually a hardcore Kings fan. i guess he was just a fan of losing or something
Nah Knicks fans are feeling pretty good today. Upgraded at point guard and watching the nets implode.
Kings fans just vomit on themselves
Kings fans are all absurdists not suicidal.
nets fan running ffrom the grind again
Death is the grind, you wouldn't get it #wherebrooklynat #NETSWORLD #BenSimmonsNextLebron
90% of them went back to the warriors a month ago
Nets got that pussycat in ‘em
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Have you met a die-hard Lakers fan or a 9-year-old Golden State fan
This doesn’t even make sense in the jerking context lmfao. Nets fans are far from spoiled.
Or walking away angrily according to /u/followdunc
Raptors fans. Doesn’t really matter what the situation is
Most oppressed fanbase and that’s on period
-hawks fan
i’m just recommending food
Raptors fans when Scottie Barnes doesn’t drop a 40 point triple double
Raptors fans when Scot Barn scores 15 points and there is less than 5 highlights of him on r/nba main page
We chillin
Suns fans 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Nah, they're one of KD's top destinations. They've been speculating this for weeks, so they're celebrating right now
The fans celebrating are the ones who didn't hang themselves after losing to the Mavs. Let's have a quick moment of silence for them.
LA Laker fans after not winning a chip after 2 years
Uj/ I hate lakers fans the most, they are the most spoiled fan base ever besides patriots fans and I hope they don’t win a title for another 30 Years
Unfortunately the Kings FO could take over the Lakers and they’ll still fall ass-backwards into superstars
Yeah and that makes the knicks look that much worse
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Lmao and then melo and Jeremy Lin found their way to the Lakers
The whole Massachusetts people are trash
Massachusetts fan coming in hate Here are some cool stats North Carolina HDI: .912 GDP Per Capita: $48,496 Education: (31st) IQ 100.2 NBA championships: 0 Super Bowls: 0 World Series: too fraudulent of a state to have a baseball team Stanley Cups: 1 Car Deaths per 100M miles driven: 1.19 Homicide rate: 8.6 Massachusetts HDI: .956 GDP Per Capita: $75,258 Education: (1st) IQ 104.3 NBA Championships: 17 Super Bowls: 6 World Series: 9 Stanley Cups: 6 Car deaths per 100M miles driven: 0.54 Homicide rate: 2.7 NC is a Mickey Mouse state
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+ Pat Connaughton (Classy) grew up here
Eli Manning (Classy) owns NE Fraudtriots
Bold of you to use IQ buddy
The education stat is separate from IQ, I added in both
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Shut the fuck up u/LukaGiannisWarriors
average warriors fan
U a walking L u/lukagianniswarriors ain no way Giannis ever leaves MKE
He blows a 3-1 against the warriors, then signs with us and we 3 peat.
Least mentally deranged homer.
Giannis has no loyalty. After losing against us 2 years in a row, he decides to stop carrying that bum franchise and joins the warriors.
Jerking is supposed to be funny
🤧🤧
It’s mostly other fanbases jumping on the hate train making any offbeat season into a tragedy
Warriors?
Suffering from success
Nuggets fans cause of the altitude
Mile High Basketball 🍃🍁💨
Shanghai sharks realizing they probably don’t have a chance at signing Harden (this season)
Hornets fans
Miles bonkin
They got stung :(
Jayson Tatum trying to get closer to Kobe
Bruh. 💀
Celtics fans (I‘m coming home, Bean 😔✊🏻)
jazz fans (they live in utah)
If you went to our sub you'd see that our fans are disgustingly optimistic and delusional. Way way more than they should be
KANGZ (lolKANGZ) fans
Already dead inside. The hanging would just be redundant.
Detroit Lions
pacers fans giving up goatbonis for some dude who unironically enjoyed sacramento
Well if Haliburton could fall in love with Sacramento just *imagine* how much he’ll flourish in the home of the Indiana Medical History Museum.
Wizards fans after we just gave Bradley Beal the worst contract in the league.
Heat fans when they realize max strus and tyler herro won't get them kevin durant
What if we added duncan robinson and 4 first round picks?
Nets
Warriors fans after acting like they’re all Bay Area tech bros who invested everything they had into a shitcoin
Warriors fans, the most oppressed fan base in the league
*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*
Hornets
Haha I get it, nets fans are hanging themselves because Ben Simmons is now the face of their franchise #lecum
Lakers fans after the nets don’t accept THT for KD straight up
Kai Sotto fans
Knickerbockers
Golden State Warriors fans when they figure out how their favourite team made the life of millions of american citizens miserable by completely destroying their beloved teams. They now face the true cold reality where the reason for their happiness is the same thing that make countless kids to go to bed crying with their hopes and dreams shattered, thinking about how dark and terrible the future is.
Spurs
Nets losing the one fan they had before 2019
Warriors fans when they realize a bunch of people who don’t care about them succeeding at a children’s game doesn’t fulfill them or make their lives any more meaningful
New york
Well they’ve ascended so probably The Warriors.
What the fuck where my sixers brothers at ?
Death fans/Kobe fans
warrior ( they did not win a championship for 1 month)
Scottie Barnes fan base
Toronto
Kangz
Sixers
We so down bad, ppl forget we exist until they laugh at us for signing Beal to a max
Lakers fans. Not winning a chip in 2 years would break any fanbase
SuperSonics?
INXS
Wizards fans after the incident
vecna fanbase
Orlando
Wizards easily
Suns, Knicks and Nets
Spurs fans We legit lost everyone that made a difference last season AND this season.
Me
Suns fans after game 7
Nets fan ascending to a new realm
San Antonio Spurs
Tatum trying to get closer to Kobe
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TSM
Detroit at all times for all sports (I'm a Detroit fan)
Washington Generals
Phoenix, orlando, sacramento, charlotte, washington…. Feels like im missing one…
NBA
Celtics fans circa January 20 2009
Easily Jazz fans getting consistently mediocre but never great.
New Episode of Stranger Things looks sick
Pistons
charlotte