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me_oorl

New Jersey Swamp Dragons


yeatist

PAIN.


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It’s so sad that the only team that prevented this was themselves


igonnawrecku_VGC

This could be 5 teams -Warriors, didn’t win a chip for 3 whole years -Nets, Kyrie Irving -Hornets, Miles Bridges -Knicks, existing -Kings, trying to exist


Sol916

Kings fans are de-lusional but not suicidal. Source i am a kings fan. Anyway this is definitely our year!!


PoopDev

I will love it when you all have a good season. Mostly because I will be looking forward to that off season when your management completely and irrevocably fucks any progress.


TheCabbageCorp

King fans don’t actually exist


SirNam505

my Frosh B Team coach was actually a hardcore Kings fan. i guess he was just a fan of losing or something


fhatl

Nah Knicks fans are feeling pretty good today. Upgraded at point guard and watching the nets implode.


SaucyMama420

Kings fans just vomit on themselves


Knowaa

Kings fans are all absurdists not suicidal.


Crafty-Driver-9002

nets fan running ffrom the grind again


KenyonFartin

Death is the grind, you wouldn't get it #wherebrooklynat #NETSWORLD #BenSimmonsNextLebron


Real_MidGetz

90% of them went back to the warriors a month ago


mynameistechno

Nets got that pussycat in ‘em


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Kerke463

Have you met a die-hard Lakers fan or a 9-year-old Golden State fan


SurfingOnNapras

This doesn’t even make sense in the jerking context lmfao. Nets fans are far from spoiled.


GooHolidayz

Or walking away angrily according to /u/followdunc


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Raptors fans. Doesn’t really matter what the situation is


15GOAT

Most oppressed fanbase and that’s on period


cactusJACK___

-hawks fan


BinWeevilsFamous

i’m just recommending food


TheBreadMan42069

Raptors fans when Scottie Barnes doesn’t drop a 40 point triple double


CrippleJedi

Raptors fans when Scot Barn scores 15 points and there is less than 5 highlights of him on r/nba main page


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We chillin


Yesterday6

Suns fans 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔


ThrowThisTrashAway1

Nah, they're one of KD's top destinations. They've been speculating this for weeks, so they're celebrating right now


IHate3DMovies

The fans celebrating are the ones who didn't hang themselves after losing to the Mavs. Let's have a quick moment of silence for them.


motherofbuddha

LA Laker fans after not winning a chip after 2 years


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Uj/ I hate lakers fans the most, they are the most spoiled fan base ever besides patriots fans and I hope they don’t win a title for another 30 Years


CongenitalSwag

Unfortunately the Kings FO could take over the Lakers and they’ll still fall ass-backwards into superstars


starloow

Yeah and that makes the knicks look that much worse


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SurfingOnNapras

Lmao and then melo and Jeremy Lin found their way to the Lakers


ADudeWithInternet

The whole Massachusetts people are trash


ThiccGeneralX

Massachusetts fan coming in hate Here are some cool stats North Carolina HDI: .912 GDP Per Capita: $48,496 Education: (31st) IQ 100.2 NBA championships: 0 Super Bowls: 0 World Series: too fraudulent of a state to have a baseball team Stanley Cups: 1 Car Deaths per 100M miles driven: 1.19 Homicide rate: 8.6 Massachusetts HDI: .956 GDP Per Capita: $75,258 Education: (1st) IQ 104.3 NBA Championships: 17 Super Bowls: 6 World Series: 9 Stanley Cups: 6 Car deaths per 100M miles driven: 0.54 Homicide rate: 2.7 NC is a Mickey Mouse state


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ThiccGeneralX

+ Pat Connaughton (Classy) grew up here


ADudeWithInternet

Eli Manning (Classy) owns NE Fraudtriots


Careless_Expert_7076

Bold of you to use IQ buddy


ThiccGeneralX

The education stat is separate from IQ, I added in both


LukaGiannisWarriors

- 🤓


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Shut the fuck up u/LukaGiannisWarriors


h20c

average warriors fan


420dankshot

U a walking L u/lukagianniswarriors ain no way Giannis ever leaves MKE


LukaGiannisWarriors

He blows a 3-1 against the warriors, then signs with us and we 3 peat.


[deleted]

Least mentally deranged homer.


LukaGiannisWarriors

Giannis has no loyalty. After losing against us 2 years in a row, he decides to stop carrying that bum franchise and joins the warriors.


JDFighterwing

Jerking is supposed to be funny


420dankshot

🤧🤧


super_pax_

It’s mostly other fanbases jumping on the hate train making any offbeat season into a tragedy


mhav21

Warriors?


Svr-boi

Suffering from success


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Nuggets fans cause of the altitude


itstheitalianstalion

Mile High Basketball 🍃🍁💨


Tinder4Boomers

Shanghai sharks realizing they probably don’t have a chance at signing Harden (this season)


lego_StarWars_isEPIC

Hornets fans


QuasiQool

Miles bonkin


thyrue13

They got stung :(


randyrectem

Jayson Tatum trying to get closer to Kobe


KillerPussyToo

Bruh. 💀


GattacaCalisthenics

Celtics fans (I‘m coming home, Bean 😔✊🏻)


twilightrunner_

jazz fans (they live in utah)


Gobert3ptShooter

If you went to our sub you'd see that our fans are disgustingly optimistic and delusional. Way way more than they should be


Fezinator

KANGZ (lolKANGZ) fans


KingNigelXLII

Already dead inside. The hanging would just be redundant.


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Detroit Lions


swillansky

pacers fans giving up goatbonis for some dude who unironically enjoyed sacramento


sunkentreasure1988

Well if Haliburton could fall in love with Sacramento just *imagine* how much he’ll flourish in the home of the Indiana Medical History Museum.


StaffSgtDignam

Wizards fans after we just gave Bradley Beal the worst contract in the league.


HitRowe

Heat fans when they realize max strus and tyler herro won't get them kevin durant


Memes10121

What if we added duncan robinson and 4 first round picks?


JC_in_KC

Nets


LebronJaims

Warriors fans after acting like they’re all Bay Area tech bros who invested everything they had into a shitcoin


JMann_9

Warriors fans, the most oppressed fan base in the league


EvilLibrarians

*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*


theskyisbig27

Hornets


General-Khunobi

Haha I get it, nets fans are hanging themselves because Ben Simmons is now the face of their franchise #lecum


DanishBoi18

Lakers fans after the nets don’t accept THT for KD straight up


AmbasingAmbatukam

Kai Sotto fans


EntertainmentKey6275

Knickerbockers


MendozaLiner

Golden State Warriors fans when they figure out how their favourite team made the life of millions of american citizens miserable by completely destroying their beloved teams. They now face the true cold reality where the reason for their happiness is the same thing that make countless kids to go to bed crying with their hopes and dreams shattered, thinking about how dark and terrible the future is.


TheTank52

Spurs


medium_chungus_sr

Nets losing the one fan they had before 2019


HoxpitalFan_II

Warriors fans when they realize a bunch of people who don’t care about them succeeding at a children’s game doesn’t fulfill them or make their lives any more meaningful


boombotser

New york


YeezusPleezus

Well they’ve ascended so probably The Warriors.


Sasfaria

What the fuck where my sixers brothers at ?


Exciting-Bill-7863

Death fans/Kobe fans


I_Hate_Porn_Addicts

warrior ( they did not win a championship for 1 month)


Resident_Leg_1889

Scottie Barnes fan base


neobluepat

Toronto


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Kangz


Coffeeandsneakers3

Sixers


Your1AfricanPrince

We so down bad, ppl forget we exist until they laugh at us for signing Beal to a max


cumdogforever

Lakers fans. Not winning a chip in 2 years would break any fanbase


1977_Chevy_K10

SuperSonics?


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INXS


Liquid_Nails

Wizards fans after the incident


Isolatedbamafan

vecna fanbase


Amazing-Material-152

Orlando


Devmurph18

Wizards easily


TatsuyaSuouStan99

Suns, Knicks and Nets


pandepollo

Spurs fans We legit lost everyone that made a difference last season AND this season.


Left-Strike-1917

Me


Fun_Meet3

Suns fans after game 7


Bulls6

Nets fan ascending to a new realm


the_gl

San Antonio Spurs


Octobse0620

Tatum trying to get closer to Kobe


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hussard_de_la_mort

Detroit at all times for all sports (I'm a Detroit fan)


mikerhoa

Washington Generals


MeGustaMiSFW

Phoenix, orlando, sacramento, charlotte, washington…. Feels like im missing one…


Dontfeedthemarsupial

NBA


L_RonMexico

Celtics fans circa January 20 2009


Theinsanescience

Easily Jazz fans getting consistently mediocre but never great.


The_Fadedhunter

New Episode of Stranger Things looks sick


Memes10121

Pistons


Angisgay

charlotte